Ooh get the stinky dog away from me! [Archive]

Freitag

10-10-2008, 12:01 PM

That Dinovite commercial is absolutely the worst.

Agreed. There are few ads that are more irittating that are on 202 right now.

However, I noticed that after I bitched about Ashley Madison, those commercials went away, so maybe we hold power.

Matty vs. Mel Karmazin... an epic battle is brewing.

Freitag

10-10-2008, 12:03 PM

Rick dees and the weekly top 40.

Here's something I don't get in that ad.

Dees says he'll be dishing "Dee's Sleaze", which is gossip.

But these are Top 40 countdowns from 10-15 years ago.

So how exactly does that work?

Don Stugots

10-10-2008, 12:03 PM

Agreed. There are few ads that are more irittating that are on 202 right now.

However, I noticed that after I bitched about Ashley Madison, those commercials went away, so maybe we hold power.

Matty vs. Mel Karmazin... an epic battle is brewing.

ohhhh, its like Gladiator up in here.

Fezticle98

10-10-2008, 12:10 PM

Here's something I don't get in that ad.

Dees says he'll be dishing "Dee's Sleaze", which is gossip.

But these are Top 40 countdowns from 10-15 years ago.

So how exactly does that work?

Oh, I thought he was saying "deep sleep." Which actually makes more sense.

Jughead

10-10-2008, 12:12 PM

That Dinovite commercial is absolutely the worst.

Agree when she says his gas is better I want to PUKE...

RhinoinMN

10-10-2008, 12:12 PM

Rick dees and the weekly top 40.

"Get ready for the weekend!"

blech

KnoxHarrington

10-10-2008, 12:12 PM

The number they give for Dinovite is in the same area code as me.

Want me to pay them a visit.

RhinoinMN

10-10-2008, 12:12 PM

Agree when she says his gas is better I want to PUKE...

QFT.

How can dog farts get better?

Jughead

10-10-2008, 12:13 PM

The number they give for Dinovite is in the same area code as me.

Want me to pay them a visit.

http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/008050/dynomite.jpg

Jughead

10-10-2008, 12:15 PM

QFT.

How can dog farts get better?

Maybe you can hear them after treatment with this stuff....No SBD"S...:bye:

patrick187

10-10-2008, 12:57 PM

Tell 'em about the discount Harry!!!!!

jauble

10-10-2008, 01:16 PM

Tell 'em about the discount Harry!!!!!

Fuck this thread and patrick187 in particular (nothing personal but I do believe I just got that out of my head.

Cheers.

weekapaugjz

10-10-2008, 01:42 PM

i can't stand the xm sponsor spotlight (sponsor spoootliiiight). that bitch's voice annoys the shit out of me. Ring Ring

ThankYouJesus

10-10-2008, 02:11 PM

i can't stand the xm sponsor spotlight (sponsor spoootliiiight). that bitch's voice annoys the shit out of me. Ring Ring

I hear ya on the "ring ring"
I hate the girl from the online college when she says "how is this possible?!" i wish i could punch her :devil2:

torker

10-10-2008, 02:40 PM

http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/008050/dynomite.jpg
See me ride out of the sunset on your color TV screen

CofyCrakCocaine

10-10-2008, 03:02 PM

"You can't see me right now- but I'm in my payjahmaas and going to Kollig!"
Die- get in a coffin

CofyCrakCocaine

10-10-2008, 03:03 PM

http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/008050/dynomite.jpg

I was just thinking the other day how unoriginal these guys are with their names these days- it's obviously a play on the word dynamite but they spell it like it was prehistoric TNT or some shit. For your dog's stinky ass.

Knox, pay 'em the visit. Send us photos of the Dinovite compound.

But keep in mind, those Dinovite commercials today are MUCH better than the previous generation of dinovite commercials where they had some wacky dog song playing in the background and ALOT of phone calls from Lady Trucker.

Freitag

10-10-2008, 03:11 PM

"Get ready for the weekend!"

blech

Ironically, when I heard Dee's countdown back in the 90's. it was on WAYV down in Atlantic City.

The time it was on?

8PM Sunday night.

Space Edge

10-10-2008, 03:15 PM

Hamey

10-10-2008, 04:22 PM

"this is Dan Tullis, and I just called Joel Clark" Enough!!!! with that fuckin' commercial!

torker

10-10-2008, 04:34 PM

GynoBite
http://www.ebookgratis.net/images_bank/news/2007/novembre/teeth-vagina-dentata.jpg

Contra

10-10-2008, 04:53 PM

I have something better than dynovite, it's called NOT FEEDING YOUR DOG SHIT!

Zorro

10-10-2008, 04:55 PM

ad on top of forum page

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/image.jpg

Not an ad, not worthy of it's own thread, but annoys the shit out of me..baseball announcers Chip Caray and Joe Buck

Devo37

10-10-2008, 05:01 PM

commercials like this make me long for the "ONLY FOUR UGLY GIRLS" ads.

radio commercials stink!!!

KnoxHarrington

10-10-2008, 05:05 PM

commercials like this make me long for the "ONLY FOUR UGLY GIRLS" ads.

radio commercials stink!!!

Miss Ronnie's reads for X19, or whatever that fake speed was called.

torker

10-10-2008, 05:08 PM

Miss Ronnie's reads for X19, or whatever that fake speed was called.

good times, good times
http://www.evitamins.com/images/brands/ignitelogo.gif

Zorro

10-10-2008, 05:13 PM

good times, good times
http://www.evitamins.com/images/brands/ignitelogo.gif

Chata-Bug-Ray

roefmLI

10-10-2008, 05:50 PM

Dinovite...
Can't stand your commercial, but your product is great! (For real)

torker

10-10-2008, 06:03 PM

shill

Sarge

10-10-2008, 06:03 PM

What about Andy's Web Tools,
"Mr. commitment didn't come through for me, or my cousin." ugh.

The Jays

10-10-2008, 06:25 PM

"You can't see me right now, but I just slipped into my pajAAAMAS and I'm going straight to college! Hoo is this poooosible?"

Ech.

I hate other commercials on other channels. Like on CNBC, I can't stand the fucking shilling for Watercolors, the sounds of contemporary jazz.

RhinoinMN

10-10-2008, 07:22 PM

Tenbatsuzen

10-10-2008, 07:38 PM

"this is Dan Tullis, and I just called Joel Clark" Enough!!!! with that fuckin' commercial!

The thing that freaks me out about that ad is how Joel introduces himself and then Dan finishes the sentence.

biozombie

10-10-2008, 08:32 PM

I don't think the current Dinotite commercial is as bad as the old one with the bad blues/rock song. That was truly douchechilling.

jimmyolsenblues

10-11-2008, 05:08 PM

i really hate the dinovite commericals. and the write it on a rock guy. and the lucinda basset take a pill lady.

us1087

10-13-2008, 09:46 AM

Pre-pass........Drive off a bridge fuckface

Foster

10-13-2008, 10:02 AM

" hi, i'm ronnie DOACHE"

Hepcat22

10-13-2008, 10:24 AM

Pre-pass........Drive off a bridge fuckface

Drive on by.

patrick187

10-13-2008, 12:32 PM

dreams schemes and themes

CardiffGiant

10-13-2008, 02:50 PM

The thing that freaks me out about that ad is how Joel introduces himself and then Dan finishes the sentence.

the thing that gets me about that commercial is that they make it a point to mention both names as if we're supposed to be like "Oh yeah Dan Tullis and Joel Clark I've heard of them". Who the fuck cares what their names are, they're just shitty ad readers!

IWOWedGregBrady

10-13-2008, 04:42 PM

Tell 'em about the discount Harry!!!!!

I HATE that voice!
I vote that for the worst commecial!

ThankYouJesus

10-14-2008, 02:37 AM

What about Ronnie Duetche (however the hell you spell it)
"hi I'm ronnie douche"
ass

Slumbag

10-14-2008, 02:52 AM

"You can't see me right now, but I just slipped into my pajAAAMAS and I'm going straight to college! Hoo is this poooosible?"

Holy Shit!

I thought I was the only one that was annoyed by the way that chick says "possible".
It's just awful.

moochcassidy

10-14-2008, 05:28 AM

"ill see you one the raayyydeeooo"

how can you 'see' someone on the radio?

Dr Steve

10-14-2008, 05:30 AM

That Dinovite commercial is absolutely the worst.

There are several ads (including this one) that make me actually shut off my radio when I hear them come on and this thread has named them all:

1) Any DinoVite mutated gene pool tobacco larynx telephone montage
2) "Tell them about the discount HARRRAAAAYYY"
3) This is Dan Tullis (WHO is Dan Tullis? Are we supposed to know who he is?)
4) "Sponsor Spotlight ring ring!"
5) "I just slipped into my paJAMuhs..." ...I guess she's supposed to sound young and "now" (ugh) , but it's just cloyingly awful

I'm sure there are more. I think what it is is the amount of repitition these ads get on the satellite platform. Familiarity breeds contempt and after the hundredth time, you get pretty damn familiar with these ads.

TurfToe

10-14-2008, 05:45 AM

Dudes,
Does dinovite really work? I have a Bulldog and it gets pretty rank. I hear it so much that I may just buy it. Does it work?

oldladyfacepuncher

10-14-2008, 06:25 AM

I will never buy anything advertised on 202. The commercials stink so bad I can't make it through the whole thing. "Hey back to the show in a minute, but ..." click.

I thought that Roni Doetch one was a joke when I first heard it.

CardiffGiant

10-14-2008, 04:37 PM

disneyspy

10-14-2008, 04:57 PM

" hi, i'm ronnie DOACHE"

exactly,i want to punch her in her DOACHE face

CofyCrakCocaine

10-15-2008, 02:34 PM

I miss Lazlow's Technofile. I even miss "Write it on a rock" douche. That shows ya how awful these ads are.

Dr.Steve is completely right by the way... you hear something once, twice, ok. 202 audience hears each of these ads at least 40 times before they're off circulation.

I used to combat by yelling NOOOOOO! at my radio like a maniac and mashing the power button. Now I just mute it with my handy newly found Re-mote

Anyone ever have the radio on loud while you're in the bathroom and one of those ads starts blaring with opening lines like 'MALE EJACULATION IN SIXTY SECONDS!?!?!?!? YES ITS POSSIBLE!'?

OurHeroZero

10-15-2008, 04:09 PM

"this is Dan Tullis, and I just called Joel Clark" Enough!!!! with that fuckin' commercial!

Am I the only one who thinks that guy is talking to himself? The 2 voices sound exactly the same.

Either that or all old black guys sound alike to me...

Didn't that guy also narrate march of the penguins?

Dr Steve

10-16-2008, 05:00 AM

Ugh, I just thought of another one:

"You mean the SUSAN ZAPPER SPECIAL!"
"Ok, WHATEVER"

yecch

I literally turn my radio off when these spots come on, wait until I think they're over and then turn it back on again. It's a viceral reaction.

The weird thing is, I'm actually thinking of calling that DinoVite place to order some, so the damned ads must really work at some level. I mean, we ARE talking about them :wacko:

TjM

10-16-2008, 07:44 AM

HEY We'll get bac to the program in just a minute............wait wait it's here somewhere oh here it is.

Stupid Fake DJ doing his fake fake DJ voice :wallbash:

SeriouslySuprCJ

10-17-2008, 12:56 PM

Anyone ever have the radio on loud while you're in the bathroom and one of those ads starts blaring with opening lines like 'MALE EJACULATION IN SIXTY SECONDS!?!?!?!? YES ITS POSSIBLE!'?

I'd pay good money to go that long.

I listen to all my shows prerecorded so I get to skip the commercials, but I still hear the end of most of them as I skip through commercials. So even just hearing that woman from dynovite or whatever it is say "dot com" or some guy go "Ok, whatever" drives me absolutely insane.

PredominantlyWhiteWally

10-17-2008, 06:26 PM

Rick dees and the weekly top 40.

i cant take that stupid bitch's giggle after he makes the joke about doing the top 40 since he was three. ecch:wallbash:

scottinnj

10-17-2008, 06:38 PM

Yeah 202 has it all, dog fart pills, college online, pyramid work from home schemes, life insurance, sex toy/porn dvd ads, dick creme, cheating web site ads. 202 is worse than TV at 2:30 in the morning.

You forgot the pills to give guys better ropes...I'm guessing the chicks hawking this shit are really into bukake.

Sharadoc

10-19-2008, 02:21 PM

Dinovite = disgusting, nauseating, horrible to listen to when eating. "Get the stinky dog away from me" means immediate scan through presets!

Ronnie Deutsch, Susan Zapper and Dan Tulles are annoying, but if I can't hit the remote fast enough, they just bother me. They don't make me want to vomit in my mouth!!! :glurps:

The old Dinovite one that had someone discussing the dog licking itself in detail was so vile, that I stopped listening to 202 for 10 minutes just to reset my brain.

Yes, Dr. Steve is right - butterflies and rainbows would get annoying after constant repitition, so I try to deal, but Dinovite has pushed me over the edge. I even sent them a nasty e-mail by golly!!!!!:happy:

Sharadoc

overyoo

10-20-2008, 12:21 PM

"tell them about the discount harry"...

.lingerlonger

silar

05-29-2009, 11:45 AM

When you hear them over and over again and over again the Dinovite commercials are pretty annoying, but the stuff has been surprisingly great for my dog.