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biggestmexi
10-14-2008, 03:51 AM
Listening to them talk about the "HOLE" criteria over and over and over and over for jocktober. The criteria is brings nothing to the show, stops it to a halt sometimes, boring self-centered stories, and then mostly adds moan and "no's"

Dont get me wrong I <3 Fez. But according to the ~Almighty OPIE~ Fez would be defined as a "hole"

I mean yesterday Fez was completely yelling "Ron, Stop! throwing razors" And "Oh", "OH MY GOD that one went right by my face"

Again I heart FEZ and think he is very funny, but in the Opesters eyes he fits.

And I am still wondering about Fez'z ass-vag.
GreatAmericanZero
10-14-2008, 04:03 AM
no.

not even close
sailor
10-14-2008, 04:09 AM
a boo.
Servo
10-14-2008, 04:11 AM
nah.
Hottub
10-14-2008, 04:17 AM
Nope. It don't make him one.
biggestmexi
10-14-2008, 04:19 AM
Now I am not SAYING fez is a hole or leaning that way.

I am saying ACCORDING TO OPIE. thats all.

I like fez. :wink:

Nope. It don't make him one.

"It makes me Fez."
CHUCKWAGONCOOK
10-14-2008, 04:36 AM
no, and it doesn't make him gay, it makes him Fez
IamFogHat
10-14-2008, 04:51 AM
You couldn't have thought this would go well:happy:
EliSnow
10-14-2008, 04:58 AM
According to Opie, "holes" say no to racy stories and pranks and says "you guys", etc.

And you think it's the same thing to say no to Ron throwing razors at him? It's not -- it's part of the bit.

You don't hear Fez saying that Ron shouldn't use words like "cunny holes" or tell racy stories about drugs, etc. You don't hear Fez saying "come on you guys, let's not be crazy" or tsking any racy materials.

So no, I don't think under Opie's standards, he'd consider Fez a "hole."
biggestmexi
10-14-2008, 05:01 AM
According to Opie, "holes" say no to racy stories and pranks and says "you guys", etc.

And you think it's the same thing to say no to Ron throwing razors at him? It's not -- it's part of the bit.

You don't hear Fez saying that Ron shouldn't use words like "cunny holes" or tell racy stories about drugs, etc. You don't hear Fez saying "come on you guys, let's not be crazy" or tsking any racy materials.

So no, I don't think under Opie's standards, he'd consider Fez a "hole."

Hey Literal Eli.
EliSnow
10-14-2008, 05:07 AM
Hey Literal Eli.

You asked a question, I gave the answer.
Reynolds
10-14-2008, 05:14 AM
I think you misinterpret Opie's meaning of the word "hole". Just because Fez uses the same words in Opie's definition, it's in a completely different context. What is someone supposed to say when razor blades are being thrown near their face? A hole is someone who adds nothing, and just says stupid shit to try to keep the rest of the on air personalities in check. Someone seen as the conscience of the group. When someone is being trashed on the show, or stepping over the line, Fez is often the first one to pile on, so even suggesting that he would fit Opie's definition is wrong.
drjoek
10-14-2008, 05:21 AM
I don't put a lot of stock in O and A s "criterias"
And if you type the words the Opester again I may have to ask that you be banned
disneyspy
10-14-2008, 05:22 AM
And I am still wondering about Fez'z ass-vag.

hell no man
it makes you gay
Reynolds
10-14-2008, 05:23 AM
I don't put a lot of stock in O and A s "criterias"
And if you type the words the Opester again I may have to ask that you be banned

Im surprised you're even giving him a second chance.
DarkHippie
10-14-2008, 05:43 AM
Hole = Wet Blanket or Party Pooper

Fez isnt either of these.
mikeyboy
10-14-2008, 06:01 AM
I think you're interpreting Opie's definition all wrong.
EliSnow
10-14-2008, 06:05 AM
I think you're interpreting Opie's definition all wrong.

Apparently, that opinion is too literal.
GreatAmericanZero
10-14-2008, 06:06 AM
If people that answer this question in a genuine answer is "too literal" than what is the value of this thread? To be "tongue-in-cheek"? To be a "pun"? To make Fez feel bad?

I have no idea
EliSnow
10-14-2008, 06:15 AM
If people that answer this question in a genuine answer is "too literal" than what is the value of this thread? To be "tongue-in-cheek"? To be a "pun"? To make Fez feel bad?

I have no idea

Exactly.
biggestmexi
10-14-2008, 06:27 AM
"I-I'm sorry I did that."
led37zep
10-14-2008, 06:35 AM
So wait. Mexi wants to be in Fez's hole or is it the other way around? This isn't making any sense.


Its almost Cat picture worthy
biggestmexi
10-14-2008, 06:42 AM
So wait. Mexi wants to be in Fez's hole or is it the other way around? This isn't making any sense.


Its almost Cat picture worthy

maybe both like > :thumbup: