I Wish I Could Vote in the "USA"

[keverlast]

Canada's election is today, after 2mos of campaigns it's time to mark the "X", Fuck that, it's a waste of time and "Gas", especially when MP always wins by 20,000 votes. It really doesn't matter. However, If i voted in our great neighbouring country of the USA,,mmm who would i pick?

[Whiskeyportal]

Does anything in Canada really matter?

[TooLowBrow]

Canada's election is today, after 2mos of campaigns it's time to mark the "X", Fuck that, it's a waste of time and "Gas", especially when MP always wins by 20,000 votes. It really doesn't matter. However, If i voted in our great neighbouring country of the USA,,mmm who would i pick?

why do i feel like an extra in a canadian version of snatch?

[IamFogHat]

I am so happy you cannot vote here.

[ChrisTheCop]

why do i feel like an extra in a canadian version of snatch?

I googled, and all I could figure out was MP means Members of Parliament, which apparently is a party...?

Who knew they even had a government up there?

[keverlast]

We move our oil and natural gas to heat yer ass and drive yer Buick. Wake up dude, theres a big world out there, get yer head out of yer ass

[Whiskeyportal]

America Junior

[ChrisTheCop]

Canada's election is today, after 2mos of campaigns it's time to mark the "X", Fuck that, it's a waste of time and "Gas", especially when MP always wins by 20,000 votes. It really doesn't matter. However, If i voted in our great neighbouring country of the USA,,mmm who would i pick?

Of course Canada matters. We move our oil and natural gas to heat yer ass and drive yer Buick. Wake up dude, theres a big world out there, get yer head out of yer ass

Welcome to Point Counterpoint, with keverlast.

[keverlast]

i think my vote would go to someone smart, confident and fresh,,guess. Even though your election process is the laughing stock of all developed countries,,i would still vote

[ChrisTheCop]

i think my vote would go to someone smart, confident and fresh,,guess.

We dont have anyone like that. Sorry.

[keverlast]

you have morgan freeman and that dinosaur,,oh lets forget the one who looks like Tina Fey as VP, Shes a joke, a really big joke, hahahahaha

[ChrisTheCop]

Shes a joke, a really big joke, hahahahaha

and yet, snl cant seem to make her funny.

[keverlast]

Not funny but stupid

[RAAMONE]

this has nothing to due with canada but...

some guy called into mz. kitty on 66raw and said he wished he could vote...he said something like this (almost quoting)

yo...it sucks that niggas out there that really want to vote cant...i have 3 felonies...why cant i vote? you know when you first go to jail and wanna kick the correction officers ass cause he makin samrt ass comments to you...and then after you're in a coupkle years you dont give him the satisfaction and just stare at him like the bitch ass CO that he is. i was watching the debates and obama had the same look that a real nigga gives a CO like he aint takin shit...that is when i realized that we need to get that nigga into office

then she acted like that was the most profound thing shes ever heard

[jonyrotn]

But at least all the Canadian polititions get to dress up in Barbara Bush wigs and I think they can still challange each other to a sword fight or pistol duel or rock, paper scissors or something if they can't settle a beef..
That's cool..

[~Katja~]

forget the Canadians voting in the US... how about smart and informed permanent residents who are allowed to pay all the taxes and live by all the American rules and laws...

[ChrisTheCop]

this has nothing to due with canada but...

some guy called into mz. kitty on 66raw and said he wished he could vote...he said something like this (almost quoting)

yo...it sucks that niggas out there that really want to vote cant...i have 3 felonies...why cant i vote? you know when you first go to jail and wanna kick the correction officers ass cause he makin samrt ass comments to you...and then after you're in a coupkle years you dont give him the satisfaction and just stare at him like the bitch ass CO that he is. i was watching the debates and obama had the same look that a real nigga gives a CO like he aint takin shit...that is when i realized that we need to get that nigga into office

then she acted like that was the most profound thing shes ever heard

It can still be about canada, if you replace "nigga" with moose, "yo" with eh, "CO" with hoser, and "jail" with the woods. Like so:

eh...it sucks that moose out there that really want to vote cant...i have 3 felonies...why cant i vote? you know when you first go to the woods and wanna kick the hoser's ass cause he makin smart ass comments to you...and then after you're in a couple years you dont give him the satisfaction and just stare at him like the bitch ass hoser that he is. i was watching the debates and obama had the same look that a real moose gives a hoser like he aint takin shit...that is when i realized that we need to get that moose into the woods

[Freakshow]

eh. my vote counts the same as yours. Only people in Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Viriginia are going to count this time.

[Jujubees2]

Oh you can vote in this country. Just contact our friends at ACORN. They'll take care of you.

[keverlast]

I seen the breakdown, gonna be tough for all involved, including the American people. Hey if anyone decides they want to move after the election. Come to the richest province of canada, Alberta is the oil rich capitol and we need 15,000 workers asap. good money, 5yr paid mortages. you cant go wrong. Only a plane ride home for visits...check us out

[ChrisTheCop]

And then, Ladies and Gentlemen, if I say I'm an oilman, you will agree.

[patsopinion]

I seen the breakdown, gonna be tough for all involved, including the American people. Hey if anyone decides they want to move after the election. Come to the richest province of canada, Alberta is the oil rich capitol and we need 15,000 workers asap. good money, 5yr paid mortages. you cant go wrong. Only a plane ride home for visits...check us out

where do i sign up?
do i kneed experience

and does it snow there?

[nate1000]

Canada's election is today, after 2mos of campaigns it's time to mark the "X", Fuck that, it's a waste of time and "Gas", especially when MP always wins by 20,000 votes. It really doesn't matter. However, If i voted in our great neighbouring country of the USA,,mmm who would i pick?

Go stand on guard.

[keverlast]

hey its cold, but you get used to it.. everyone welcome after the vote, should you be disapponted with the result.

I believe the Democrats will win yer election, at the end of the day, whether the elected person is black or white, people are people and the only thing that matters is the work gets done, especially because yer economy is in the tank and no amount of $$$ can save WallStreet,,anyhoo what do i know.

[torker]

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[keverlast]

She sucks, she should serve me. lol..My vote goes to ?

[Enabler]

i think my vote would go to someone smart, confident and fresh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/neolithic/Rob_wells.jpg

[torker]

How aboot:
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[keverlast]

Unknown days ahead, are you guys scared?

[hunnerbun]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/neolithic/Rob_wells.jpg

The funny thing aboot this enabler is that this guy really is related to our current PM.
He couldn't do any fuckin' worse IMO.

Fuck you conservatives I just voted Green Party....Kyoto that Ma'fuckers....

[mikeyboy]

There's a country north of the U.S.? Are you sure that isn't Alaska?

[scottinnj]

There's a country north of the U.S.? Are you sure that isn't Alaska?

No that's Russia. You can see it from Alaska.

[scottinnj]

But at least all the Canadian polititions get to dress up in Barbara Bush wigs and I think they can still challange each other to a sword fight or pistol duel or rock, paper scissors or something if they can't settle a beef..
That's cool..

My nomination for post of the day. :clap:

[keverlast]

its cold up there, even colder than good ole Canada, fuck beer freezes in 30 seconds if you forget it in the vehicle. Our election is coming to a close tonite, i already know who the prime minister will be, how fuckn boring is that. Thats why i'm jus wishn to vote in yer election, anyhoo not going to happen. But if i did my vote would be for "Clinton" he worked under the table, kewl dude.

[SatCam]

hey dude do some research and I'll give you my vote

[Enabler]

The funny thing aboot this enabler is that this guy really is related to our current PM.
He couldn't do any fuckin' worse IMO.

Fuck you conservatives I just voted Green Party....Kyoto that Ma'fuckers....



HA! I didnt know that. Thats hysterical.:clap:

[scottinnj]

...... I just voted Green Party....Kyoto that Ma'fuckers....

McCain thanks you for taking a vote away from Obama.

[Team_Ramrod]

I seen the breakdown, gonna be tough for all involved, including the American people. Hey if anyone decides they want to move after the election. Come to the richest province of canada, Alberta is the oil rich capitol and we need 15,000 workers asap. good money, 5yr paid mortages. you cant go wrong. Only a plane ride home for visits...check us out

Easy!!! You start throwing invites out like this and that sonofabitch Hottub will show up on one of my sites for sure.

The only thing I want from him is that night he promised me with his wife when I get down to a bar night.

[Team_Ramrod]

There's a country north of the U.S.? Are you sure that isn't Alaska?

Every once in a while a new Canadian posts on the board and gets into a little scrum... then these kind of comments come out and really hurt my feelings.

When you post from now on, please think of my feelings and how I hurt.

[mikeyboy]

No that's Russia. You can see it from Alaska.

Ah. Right. I feel dumb now. Welcome comrades!

[Team_Ramrod]

Jerk

[keverlast]

We are pretty conservative up here, WORKERS wanted asap, about yer election, I wish i was a party organizer, they fuckn party all year long, gotta get a gig like that, FINALLY, our election is over and the same ole people are back,,no big surprise.

[A.J.]

Me too.

[Freakshow]

its cold up there, even colder than good ole Canada, fuck beer freezes in 30 seconds if you forget it in the vehicle. Our election is coming to a close tonite, i already know who the prime minister will be, how fuckn boring is that. Thats why i'm jus wishn to vote in yer election, anyhoo not going to happen. But if i did my vote would be for "Clinton" he worked under the table, kewl dude.

fuck beer?

[hunnerbun]

Easy!!! You start throwing invites out like this and that sonofabitch Hottub will show up on one of my sites for sure.

The only thing I want from him is that night he promised me with his wife when I get down to a bar night.

Hottub is all MINE :wub: keep your hands off him you dirty Albertan....:furious:

[keverlast]

Come on over, we'd like to have you

[furie]

Canada's election is today, after 2mos of campaigns it's time to mark the "X", Fuck that, it's a waste of time and "Gas", especially when MP always wins by 20,000 votes. It really doesn't matter. However, If i voted in our great neighbouring country of the USA,,mmm who would i pick?

20,000 votes? That's fucking close

[keverlast]

The Democrats are good with me,

[Team_Ramrod]

We are pretty conservative up here, WORKERS wanted asap, about yer election, I wish i was a party organizer, they fuckn party all year long, gotta get a gig like that, FINALLY, our election is over and the same ole people are back,,no big surprise.


You say finally as though we have to deal with half the shit that goes on in the States... I think Harper sprung this election at the end of last week.

Maybe that's why we only had 59% of registered voters show up.

Ah fuck it, politics is dumb.

I'm going to go watch the Oilers on TSN.

[keverlast]

Yeah,nobody showed up,jus another fuckn boring election,,great news my oilers won,yahoooooooo