bird question

[RickMcCrank47]

so i was walking out to a car at work today (im a mechanic), and i looked up to see a cool illusion played on my eyes. there was a bird circling over the front of the dealership, and off in the distance was a plane coming in to land a the airport a few miles up the road from work. the angle i was looking at both the bird and plane it looked as if they were the same size and flying next to each other.

the thought that came to my head was do bird think that planes are like god's in their society, assuming that birds have a collective order. if i were a bird and i saw a plane flying through the air, i would assume they would be jealous or want to bow at its feet.

[torker]

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the thought that came to my head was do bird think that plane are like god's in their society
:surrender:

[keverlast]

please bow to the featherless bird

[~Katja~]

absolutely... cause every time I see a huge fat person I feel like I met god

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Rick, put down the bong.

[Devo37]

the thought that came to my head was do bird think that planes are like god's in their society

only if someone throws a coke bottle out the window of it.

[RickMcCrank47]

Rick, put down the bong.

i was at work!! i was not smoking a bong!! i may have had some residual effects of a bowl from the morning.....teehee

[jennysmurf]

No.

But if the plane and the bird both fell in the woods, and no one was around to hear them, would they make a sound?

[RickMcCrank47]

only if someone throws a coke bottle out the window of it.



that is such a good movie!!

[Doctor Z]

Do rivers smell like fish? Or do fish smell like rivers?

THAT'S the REAL question.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Do rivers smell like fish? Or do fish smell like rivers?

THAT'S the REAL question.

Trick question, they both smell cunty.

[marcpsych]

No.

But if the plane and the bird both fell in the woods, and no one was around to hear them, would they make a sound?

This reminds me of a joke I heard once. The guys in the group who had been married for a while laughed and laughed at it, while those of us younger and not experienced in long-term relationships did not get why it was a knee-slapper:

If a man makes an assertion in the woods, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[landarch]

No.

But if the plane and the bird both fell in the woods, and no one was around to hear them, would they make a sound?


It took over a year to find Steve Fossett's plane crash, so, I would guess no.

[drjoek]

Bird Song
Grateful Dead


All I know is something like a bird within her sang,
All I know she sang a little while and then flew on,
Tell me all that you know, I'll show you snow and rain.

If you hear that same sweet song again, will you know why?
Anyone who sings a tune so sweet is passin' by,
Laugh in the sunshine, sing, cry in the dark, fly through the night.

Don't cry now, don't you cry, don't you cry anymore.
Sleep in the stars, don't you cry, dry your eyes on the wind.

All I know is something like a bird within her sang,
All I know she sang a little while and then flew off,
Tell me all that you know, I'll show you snow and rain.

[Chigworthy]

Rick, your postal bumbling has allowed grateful dead lyrics to be posted. Way to go.

[drjoek]

Rick, your postal bumbling has allowed grateful dead lyrics to be posted. Way to go.

Nothing left to do but Smile, smile, smile :thumbup:

[torker]

A thumbnail sketch
A jeweler's stone
A mean idea to call my own

[Brandon From Ohio.]

absolutely... cause every time I see a huge fat person I feel like I met god

What if that fat person was going mach 2.5?

[RickMcCrank47]

Rick, your postal bumbling has allowed grateful dead lyrics to be posted. Way to go.

sorry chigs i dont know how it got so out of hand.

i cant believe everyone here missed the obvious "what up burd"

[jivin]

http://www.prayerhour.com/assets/images/JesusPlane3.jpg

[RAAMONE]

i thought this thread was about vaginas

[Furtherman]

bird question

It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

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[itr]

Yo what up Bird.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9074/birdoa8.png

[tdawg420]

hahaha good stuff haha

[Dan 'Hampton]

Has a plane's turbine ever sucked in a bird the exact moment the bird was capturing a bug?

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Has a plane's turbine ever sucked in a bird the exact moment the bird was capturing a bug?

:laugh:

[Dan 'Hampton]

I didn't want to go microbial on that.