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Patient zer0
10-16-2008, 11:30 AM
I couldn't stop laughing during this bit. where is this awful movie?

Marc with a c
10-16-2008, 11:31 AM
you can get it on hosp flix

Whiskeyportal
10-16-2008, 11:33 AM
http://www.adultdvdempire.com/itempage.aspx?item_id=21352&view=0&subview=0

JerseyRich
10-16-2008, 11:40 AM
I would just like to point out that I have known about this for just about 7 years now.

And I've been silently laughing all this time.

KingGeno
10-16-2008, 11:42 AM
This is TOTALLY PERFECT for Hosp. You'll see (or PERHAPS not).

<style>div#main{overflow:visible;}</style><div style="background-color: #d53000; text-align:center;vertical-align: middle;width:425px;z-index:500;overflow:visible"><a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display:block;"><img src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/embeded_header.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="30" border="0"></a><object width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"/><param name="FlashVars" value="id=b00a11d9501097010ce935ca30b30022" /><embed src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="id=b00a11d9501097010ce935ca30b30022" allowFullScreen="true" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></div>

KnoxHarrington
10-16-2008, 12:10 PM
http://www.adultdvdempire.com/itempage.aspx?item_id=21352&view=0&subview=0

It's only available used.

No way in hell am I buying a used porn DVD.

JustJon
10-16-2008, 12:10 PM
I would just like to point out that I have known about this for just about 7 years now.

And I've been silently laughing all this time.

Not only have I known about it 8 years, I've seen it. Not a very good porno, and no, hosp doesn't get naked in it.

JerseyRich
10-16-2008, 12:12 PM
Not only have I known about it 8 years, I've seen it. Not a very good porno, and no, hosp doesn't get naked in it.

Disappointed?

JustJon
10-16-2008, 12:13 PM
Disappointed?

Eh, I spent most of the time playing Poker anyway.

mikeyboy
10-16-2008, 12:20 PM
Not only have I known about it 8 years, I've seen it. Not a very good porno, and no, hosp doesn't get naked in it.

But that video from the Howard Stern Show is out there.

EddieMoscone
10-16-2008, 12:28 PM
But that video from the Howard Stern Show is out there.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/l_285aba68f27d41819e1c61371eb71aea.jpg

GreatAmericanZero
10-16-2008, 12:36 PM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/l_285aba68f27d41819e1c61371eb71aea.jpg

i absolutely 100% remember that episode of Stern (they would play it on E! channel all the time) and I absolutely remember Hoshp on it. I remember that they kept forgetting about him because he had no personality but at the end they gave the prize to all 3

but how come Hosp looked so much older back then?

JerseyRich
10-16-2008, 12:43 PM
i absolutely 100% remember that episode of Stern (they would play it on E! channel all the time) and I absolutely remember Hoshp on it. I remember that they kept forgetting about him because he had no personality but at the end they gave the prize to all 3

but how come Hosp looked so much older back then?

It's all the walking! It's keeps you young and spry.

GreatAmericanZero
10-16-2008, 12:52 PM
wow..i just went to that liveleak.com site they mentioned on the show today and watched the uncensored version of that video (i just searched "Stern small" and it came up). I'm speechless. My confidence is way up today!

keverlast
10-16-2008, 01:49 PM
Fuck, that jus sucks, I'm consider my lucky for my 2incher,lmao

~Katja~
10-16-2008, 01:53 PM
how come nobody mentioned Groz today?

JerseyRich
10-16-2008, 01:56 PM
how come nobody mentioned Groz today?

If I knew who Groz was, I might have mentioned him.

~Katja~
10-16-2008, 01:58 PM
he was or is an intern. He once got naked outside of one of the virus tours for free tickets

disneyspy
10-16-2008, 02:19 PM
im glad katja mentioned gosp

lleeder
10-16-2008, 03:43 PM
Great show today he's like an onion of mediocrity.

Brad_Rush
10-16-2008, 04:16 PM
Shit... sorry Hosp.

~Katja~
10-16-2008, 04:20 PM
wow..i just went to that liveleak.com site they mentioned on the show today and watched the uncensored version of that video (i just searched "Stern small" and it came up). I'm speechless. My confidence is way up today!

I did just that and I am sorry I did it... very very sorry

Patient zer0
10-16-2008, 04:42 PM
please tell me the guy in the red shirt is hoshp?

disneyspy
10-16-2008, 05:06 PM
oh ma gawd

biozombie
10-16-2008, 05:09 PM
oh ma gawd

sexy, right?

kdubya
10-16-2008, 05:13 PM
Is that really hosp?

Chigworthy
10-16-2008, 05:13 PM
please tell me the guy in the red shirt is hoshp?

That's Kraze.

GreatAmericanZero
10-16-2008, 05:48 PM
I did just that and I am sorry I did it... very very sorry

the first guy i saw on that...based on genitals alone, i would think it was a woman with a funky vagina before a male private part. Atleast the other guys had nutsacks so they had something hanging down

UpperEastSideDave
10-16-2008, 05:53 PM
That was really sad... How would you ever bring a girl home if you had that?

Marc with a c
10-16-2008, 05:57 PM
why did he go on the show?

lleeder
10-16-2008, 06:00 PM
His brain is as big as his cock.

mikeyboy
10-16-2008, 06:04 PM
why did he go on the show?

Like Gaz, I remember seeing that on E! Long before I knew who Hosp was. I think the winner of the contest got to go on some porn vacation where it was some trip or cruise where you got to fraternize with porn stars and watch movies get filmed. That may not answer your question though.

GreatAmericanZero
10-16-2008, 06:07 PM
Remember when Hosp stole ESD's puppet Roberto and tried to do a whole bit where "ill give you your puppet back when you do a bit with a payoff!"

since then, i never feel bad about Hosp goofing because he put himself by actively effecting the show to get a bit on the air. Anything's fair game

but he sounds like such a defeated man these days. If you contrast his confidence during the puppet kidnapping to now where the "HOSSSSSSSSSHP GAY SEAN CONNERY" bit is so funny even Ron laughs at it, it really is an interesting development

lleeder
10-16-2008, 06:10 PM
Turns out that he was just mad that Roberto's small jokes reminded him of his miniscule cock.

GreatAmericanZero
10-16-2008, 06:13 PM
Turns out that he was just mad that Roberto's small jokes reminded him of his miniscule cock.

haha!

"Hosp's penis' favorite movie is "LITTLE GIANTS"...cuz it's small!"

biozombie
10-16-2008, 06:15 PM
Because it's little!!!!

miss Roberto.

Marc with a c
10-16-2008, 06:42 PM
something tells me hosp won't be so forgettable any longer.

jennysmurf
10-16-2008, 06:50 PM
:blink:

Contra
10-16-2008, 06:52 PM
I thought hosp always sounded that way

vagina envy
10-16-2008, 07:44 PM
I heard that years ago during a breast walk he pulled his dick. Pulled it right off. zing.

torker
10-16-2008, 08:57 PM
It's only available used.

No way in hell am I buying a used porn DVD.

You got to have used porn. That's the flavor.
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15259/16_2007/goodfellas2.preview.jpg

RMPGP
10-16-2008, 09:19 PM
NSFW: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea950a6625

SmallFry
10-16-2008, 09:37 PM
NSFW: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea950a6625

Thanks...I think?

BronxJohnny
10-16-2008, 11:12 PM
I saw the Hosp porn scene for mundane horrible scene. As i watched it i found that something within me was leaving me and na it had nothing to do with batching. If you batch to to the "unluckiest guy" i recommend killing yourself when your done, its the ring of porn something in that movie comes out of the screen and kills you on the inside a lil bit. I haven't reviewed a porn with as much zeal as i once did after seeing this film it kind of made me see the real underbelly of the porn biz and it isnt as cool as you would think. Its like eating baskin robbins ice cream your whole life then having some goat ice cream out of a taliban parlor it fucks you up i have NAM' nightmares and ive never been there.

torker
10-16-2008, 11:14 PM
I'm gathering this isn't Monsters of Cock II.

alabamatrucker
10-17-2008, 01:20 AM
I will NEVER feel insecure about my 4 1/2 inch non-erect penis again. When im hard im packin almost 8. I cant believe that shit. Its insane. I didnt know such people existed. It has to all be a sham.

TjM
10-17-2008, 03:52 AM
Remember when Hosp stole ESD's puppet Roberto and tried to do a whole bit where "ill give you your puppet back when you do a bit with a payoff!"

since then, i never feel bad about Hosp goofing because he put himself by actively effecting the show to get a bit on the air. Anything's fair game

but he sounds like such a defeated man these days. If you contrast his confidence during the puppet kidnapping to now where the "HOSSSSSSSSSHP GAY SEAN CONNERY" bit is so funny even Ron laughs at it, it really is an interesting development

I think Ron laughs at it because it doesn't even sound like him. I don't get the Hosp bit at all

GreatAmericanZero
10-17-2008, 04:13 AM
I saw the Hosp porn scene for mundane horrible scene. As i watched it i found that something within me was leaving me and na it had nothing to do with batching. If you batch to to the "unluckiest guy" i recommend killing yourself when your done, its the ring of porn something in that movie comes out of the screen and kills you on the inside a lil bit. I haven't reviewed a porn with as much zeal as i once did after seeing this film it kind of made me see the real underbelly of the porn biz and it isnt as cool as you would think. Its like eating baskin robbins ice cream your whole life then having some goat ice cream out of a taliban parlor it fucks you up i have NAM' nightmares and ive never been there.

wow a ronfez.net Sextravagenza exclusive!

celery
10-17-2008, 04:30 AM
The only way I'd take part in a "small penis" contest is if the prize were a bigger penis.

Otherwise, you're pretty much resigned to a life of celibacy at that point.

Patient zer0
10-17-2008, 04:41 AM
thanks for sharing alabamatrucker

Patient zer0
10-17-2008, 05:10 AM
thanks for sharing alabamatrucker

nate1000
10-17-2008, 05:21 AM
This is TOTALLY PERFECT for Hosp. You'll see (or PERHAPS not).

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WTF is with the fat chick? Wrecked the bit. Fat chicks=comedy death.


Fekkin plus size models.

TjM
10-17-2008, 05:55 AM
I think she has curves in all the right places. I would hit it

SP1!
10-17-2008, 08:08 AM
WTF is with the fat chick? Wrecked the bit. Fat chicks=comedy death.


Fekkin plus size models.

Plus size? Jesus what do you date, stick figures?

Most women would love to be that fat.

angrymissy
10-17-2008, 08:16 AM
His Ideal:

http://literaryaddict.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bulimia-anorexia.jpg

drusilla
10-17-2008, 08:20 AM
ew

SLCRagu
10-17-2008, 02:44 PM
I saw the Hosp porn scene for mundane horrible scene. As i watched it i found that something within me was leaving me and na it had nothing to do with batching. If you batch to to the "unluckiest guy" i recommend killing yourself when your done, its the ring of porn something in that movie comes out of the screen and kills you on the inside a lil bit. I haven't reviewed a porn with as much zeal as i once did after seeing this film it kind of made me see the real underbelly of the porn biz and it isnt as cool as you would think. Its like eating baskin robbins ice cream your whole life then having some goat ice cream out of a taliban parlor it fucks you up i have NAM' nightmares and ive never been there.

It's sad how all the local mom and pop Talibani ice cream parlors are being forced out of business by the big guys. There ice cream sucked but they've been there forever.

RMPGP
10-17-2008, 04:30 PM
The only way I'd take part in a "small penis" contest is if the prize were a bigger penis.

Otherwise, you're pretty much resigned to a life of celibacy at that point.

Let's be honest, even if Hosp had won the "biggest penis" contest, he'd still be celibate.

CofyCrakCocaine
10-17-2008, 04:32 PM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/l_285aba68f27d41819e1c61371eb71aea.jpg

Jesus, Super Mario really let himself go

Hottub
10-18-2008, 11:37 AM
WTF is with the fat chick? Wrecked the bit. Fat chicks=comedy death.


Fekkin plus size models.

You sir, are insane.
Incredibly sexy. I'd hit that all day, every day.


And yes, that was GAZ.:clap:

TheMojoPin
10-18-2008, 11:52 AM
WTF is with the fat chick? Wrecked the bit. Fat chicks=comedy death.


Fekkin plus size models.

"Fat chick?"

You're high.

For anyone wondering, she is actually of the porno persuasion. (http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=AbbeyBrooks/gender=f/Abbey-Brooks.htm)

IamFogHat
10-18-2008, 12:03 PM
I don't, I just don't understand.

SP1!
10-18-2008, 12:08 PM
Time to look for her on tube8 or youporn, thanks mojo!

KingGeno
10-18-2008, 01:17 PM
Abbey Brooks is a sexy chick. Little curvy, yes...but that is some sweet curvy ass.

disneyspy
10-18-2008, 01:23 PM
You sir, are insane.
Incredibly sexy. I'd hit that all day, every day.


And yes, that was GAZ.:clap:

and all this time i thought GAZ was a dude
but it does explain your quote

IamFogHat
10-18-2008, 01:25 PM
WTF is with the fat chick? Wrecked the bit. Fat chicks=comedy death.


Fekkin plus size models.

You sir are out of your mind.

Space Edge
12-27-2010, 09:52 AM
I guess congrats to Hosp he made The History of Howard Stern Act IV Day 6