Ideas to help Fez's Religous Conundrum

[keverlast]

He should walk the streets of NYC for 40 days.
All kiddn aside, I think it's time to explore other religions and really look at what they can offer you Mr.Whatley. FEZzy would make a great fuckn Tibetan Monk, he could be the Dalai Lama's right hand man.

[donnie_darko]

there is no religions suitable if his idea of belief is a god who magically grants prayers.

most infantile shit I've heard a 68 year old maturely graying male say.

[keverlast]

Someone like Copperfield,:devil2:

I thought he was older

[lleeder]

This thread is boring again.

[ChimneyFish]

Bees

[mongothetrucker]

Once he realizes that there is no god, he'll be fine.

Religion was invented by humans because they are self aware and can't accept their own mortality. You are born, ya live and you die. The end.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i thought the religion show was very interesting because i thought they gave a voice to every perspective

I realized that I am a "non-believer". I have never believed in religion, i don't think theres a god or that the bible has a true word in it and even as the littlest kid those "stories" just sounded like bullshit to me. From day one

I always felt uncomfortable with the terms "atheist" and "agnostic". I dunno, they never did anything for me. Like, the guy thats the head of the "Athiest Society" or whatever...isn't the cool thing about being an "atheist" is that you are an individual and not part of an organized group? Thats what I always thought anyway

But back to Fezzie..i believe that the only thing to ask for from religious beliefs (or lack thereof) is whatever makes you happiest and most comfortable with your thoughts on a day to day basis. My beliefs are what makes me comfortable and I'm sure Father Nicholai feels the same way about his beliefs. Fez is not feeling happy or comfortable with his previous religious beliefs or is lack of religious beliefs. Fez needs to go on a spirtual journey and think for himself about God and the world, and come to a conclusion on his own that makes him happy

The problem with Fez is hes always looking to please someone else. So it would be hard for him to come up with his own spiritual palette. Since he doesn't really "think for himself" and his actions are to be perceived and strive for "normalness" it will be hard. He wants to be a part of a group, but beliefs are probably the most individualistic thing in the world

Maybe Fez just needs to go back from where he came from:

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[KatPw]

i thought the religion show was very interesting because i thought they gave a voice to every perspective

I realized that I am a "non-believer". I have never believed in religion, i don't think theres a god or that the bible has a true word in it and even as the littlest kid those "stories" just sounded like bullshit to me. From day one

I always felt uncomfortable with the terms "atheist" and "agnostic". I dunno, they never did anything for me. Like, the guy thats the head of the "Athiest Society" or whatever...isn't the cool thing about being an "atheist" is that you are an individual and not part of an organized group? Thats what I always thought anyway

But back to Fezzie..i believe that the only thing to ask for from religious beliefs (or lack thereof) is whatever makes you happiest and most comfortable with your thoughts on a day to day basis. My beliefs are what makes me comfortable and I'm sure Father Nicholai feels the same way about his beliefs. Fez is not feeling happy or comfortable with his previous religious beliefs or is lack of religious beliefs. Fez needs to go on a spirtual journey and think for himself about God and the world, and come to a conclusion on his own that makes him happy

The problem with Fez is hes always looking to please someone else. So it would be hard for him to come up with his own spiritual palette. Since he doesn't really "think for himself" and his actions are to be perceived and strive for "normalness" it will be hard. He wants to be a part of a group, but beliefs are probably the most individualistic thing in the world

Maybe Fez just needs to go back from where he came from:

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[KingGeno]

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then:

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Little bit of:

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some:
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and finally:

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Worked for me.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Do you mean Dan Barker, Co-President of the Freedom From Religion Foundation? I'm a big fan of his, and his wife Annie Laurie Gaylor.

no they had a guy on named David Silverman who runs some atheist group


My thoughts is..like Mongo says "once Fez stops believing god he'd be fine"...as someone who believes in God, I think telling other people to not believe in him makes us as bad as them telling us to believe

[keverlast]

Hey Geno that looks like fun, gotta try that myself, You are a true inspirationalist, pat yerself on the back:help:

[bigfatfuck]

He just needs to get laid.

[KingGeno]

Hey Geno that looks like fun, gotta try that myself, You are a true inspirationalist, pat yerself on the back:help:

I saw this truly great thread you created and had to help. Great job and continued success.

[biozombie]

"two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls..."
-H.S.T.

[keverlast]

Hey Bio, with a recipe like that, Anyone would see the fuckn Messiah...Fez really needs to make a good "Fuck Face", maybe if he closes his eyes tight enough it will release some of those religious neuro-transmitters in his friggn head.:surrender: