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Jujubees2
10-19-2008, 06:54 AM
Wonder if it left a mark?

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex (http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/10/18/police_arrest_mich_man_for_car_wash_vacuum_sex/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed1)
jauble
10-19-2008, 06:57 AM
What was doug doing in Michigan?
lleeder
10-19-2008, 07:16 AM
What a hacky perv.
joethebartender
10-19-2008, 07:44 AM
I've never tried the vacuum but I have been amorous with one of these:
http://www.sammaddox.com/Whirling_brushes-sm.jpg
Patient zer0
10-19-2008, 08:00 AM
its a good thing its legal in canada or I would be in a world of trouble right now
BlackSpider
10-19-2008, 08:04 AM
He might be a Latent Appliance Fetishist.
I once had sex with a model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker.
It looked like a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
TheMojoPin
10-19-2008, 08:07 AM
Oh, Hottub. What won't you do?
TurfToe
10-19-2008, 08:07 AM
75 cents for four minutes. Ususally 25 dollars for a few pumps.:thumbdown:
torker
10-19-2008, 08:08 AM
Maybe the hose was kinky.:help:
jauble
10-19-2008, 08:09 AM
Oh, Hottub. What won't you do?

I claimed that joke when I said Doug.
TheMojoPin
10-19-2008, 08:11 AM
I claimed that joke when I said Doug.

Yeah, but Doug's schtick is about all the sex he DOESN'T have. Hottub's schtick is being creepy, and thusly having creepy sex.
KnoxHarrington
10-19-2008, 08:12 AM
He might be a Latent Appliance Fetishist.
I once had sex with a model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker.
It looked like a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...

Don't get no jizz up on that sofa!
BlackSpider
10-19-2008, 08:13 AM
Don't get no jizz up on that sofa!

Thank you,
I thought that went unnoticed...
jauble
10-19-2008, 08:14 AM
Yeah, but Doug's schtick is about all the sex he DOESN'T have. Hottub's schtick is being creepy, and thusly having creepy sex.

Right but my sources say that wiper fluid was supposed to be involved, but played beer pong instead and Scot held the vaccum so I still claim rights on the joke.
torker
10-19-2008, 08:15 AM
I like to stick Little Trees® in my ass.
TheMojoPin
10-19-2008, 08:17 AM
Right but my sources say that wiper fluid was supposed to be involved, but played beer pong instead and Scot held the vaccum so I still claim rights on the joke.

That counts as a threesome, which we know for a fact Doug does not ever have.
jauble
10-19-2008, 08:18 AM
That counts as a threesome, which we know for a fact Doug does not ever have.

Ok joint ownership on the joke as long as Jason Marquis gets the boot.
King Hippos Bandaid
10-19-2008, 08:24 AM
the car wash was asking for it

I see how it looks at people


cant believe that vacuum cheated on me, what a fucking hussy
~Katja~
10-19-2008, 08:33 AM
I thought this was about the Michelin man
disneyspy
10-19-2008, 10:30 AM
I thought this was about the Michelin man

i never get TIRED of that guy
and i aint that guy in michigan,see im postin and not in jail
scottinnj
10-19-2008, 02:22 PM
its a good thing its legal in canada or I would be in a world of trouble right now

See? First it was the gays with you guys, now its vacuum cleaners and rubber brushes.

What next? Those tubes at the bank? Exhaust pipes?
pennington
10-19-2008, 03:06 PM
Here he had had a perfectly good vacuum at home. But nooooo, he had to pay to get a little something on the side...
scottinnj
10-19-2008, 03:20 PM
Here he had had a perfectly good vacuum at home. But nooooo, he had to pay to get a little something on the side...

Hey, you would too if your vacuum just rolled around the house, sucking anything but you and constantly gaining weight and not changing its bag.
disneyspy
10-19-2008, 04:42 PM
when i lived in florida a guy got stuck in the pool water intake at a hotel in lakeland
they turned off the pump but it took a coupla hours before the cops could arrest him
BlackSpider
10-19-2008, 04:47 PM
when i lived in florida a guy got stuck in the pool water intake at a hotel in lakeland
they turned off the pump but it took a coupla hours before the cops could arrest him

was that guy you,
be honest...:nono:
jonyrotn
10-19-2008, 09:43 PM
Why a vaccume, they suck?


Zinnnnggggg!
I'll be here all week folks..
Jujubees2
10-20-2008, 05:15 AM
What's the difference between a wife and a vacuum?

A vacuum still sucks after ten years.
disneyspy
10-20-2008, 12:31 PM
was that guy you,
be honest...:nono:

nah,that kinda suction scares me too much to even try:unsure:
scottinnj
10-20-2008, 07:11 PM
Why a vaccume, they suck?


Zinnnnggggg!
I'll be here all week folks..

If you ever get into a jam like this, stuff some wedding cake up into the hose....it'll stop sucking too!


Get it? Feed a chick wedding cake, she's stops sucking! 'Cause she's the wife! GET IT???
Fez4PrezN2008
10-20-2008, 08:33 PM
What's the difference between a wife and a vacuum?

.
Lipstick?
No wait, thats somebody else...
jennysmurf
10-20-2008, 09:04 PM
nah,that kinda suction scares me too much to even try:unsure:

But you've thought about it.....
keverlast
10-20-2008, 09:11 PM
I can't believe he got caught too.
jennysmurf
10-20-2008, 09:15 PM
I can't believe he got caught too.

You can't believe he got caught too? So are you saying you've been caught?:happy:
keverlast
10-20-2008, 09:29 PM
You can't believe he got caught too? So are you saying you've been caught?:happy:

It can be embarassing, lol, guess i shoulda posted on Confessional,
high fly
10-21-2008, 02:38 PM
"Honest, officer, there was something clogging the hose and I was just trying to get it unstuck...."
disneyspy
10-21-2008, 02:42 PM
But you've thought about it.....

of course,im a guy