Tampa Bay Rays: It's Our Season: The Bad Sports Song Thread

[StPeteSaint]

Hey Buddies,

Being a fan of the Rays, I’ve been subject to their team song this year “Our Season.” Many times during the year, I’ve found myself humming “Lemme get a hand clap for the Tampa Bay Rays” and I absolutely hate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIdB5cdMORI

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After thinking about this song for a while, my wind wandered to my childhood home of New Jersey and the great Mets song “Get Metsmerized, with some great rap chops from Timmy Tuefel, along with a barely coherent Rafael Santana.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bAFniMmrzw

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After that audible assault I started wondering, are there actually any good team specific songs? The Super Bowl Shuffle? The baseball boogie? Are there small market songs that I’m not even aware of that are all levels of awful? What say you, buddies?

[Tallman388]

"I-76" by G. Love & Special Sauce is a fine tribute to the Philadelphia 76ers

[EddieMoscone]

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[EddieMoscone]

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Not the actual video, but the song is still shitacular.

[EddieMoscone]

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I could find these all day.

[IMSlacker]

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[TheMojoPin]

This is somehow even gayer than the Super Bowl Shuffle:

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[JerseyRich]

This is somehow even gayer than the Super Bowl Shuffle:

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We gonna get down a little "jess" for you.



Holy crap...was that Ed Begley Jr getting out of the limo?

The 80's fucking sucked.

[scottinnj]

This is somehow even gayer than the Super Bowl Shuffle:

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It's the satin jackets that totally fag it out.

And yeah, I had one too-with a big Phillies logo on the front.

Next time Ronnie does a confessional, I'm gonna have to dial the show. Not for the jacket, but the parachute pants.

[epo]

Not the real video, but the Milwaukee Brewers song of my youth:

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[DonInNC]

Orioles Magic

[scottinnj]

1976 y'all!

It's the CB talk that really shows this song's age.
You don't have to wait long for it.

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GO PHILS!!!!!!














(and yes, I still have a CB in my pickup)

[EddieMoscone]

This is somehow even gayer than the Super Bowl Shuffle:

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I always pegged Jerry Reuss for a homosexual...

[biozombie]

"Football"
-Goldie Hawn

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[DonInNC]

Orioles Magic


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fucked up code

[A.J.]

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[joethebartender]

I cringed when they used to play this before a game at the stadium. the video has about as much production value as the song. "Proud to be a New York Giant".

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[DarkHippie]

This is somehow even gayer than the Super Bowl Shuffle:

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This video just gave me AIDS

[Misteriosa]

oh. my. god.

i think im gonna need a preventive AZT treatment after watching that... :sad:

[IMSlacker]

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[Doctor Z]

This... can't be real.

It just.... no.

I'm gonna walk away now, and pretend I never saw any of this.

[ChrisTheCop]

This... can't be real.

It just.... no.

I'm gonna walk away now, and pretend I never saw any of this.

Of course it's not real. It started out by saying there's an actual fan of the devil rays.

[TheMojoPin]

I've sung it a bajillion times at the games over the years, but Steve Goodman's "Go Cubs Go" is horribly cheesy.

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Steve's anti-optimism Cubs song "A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request" is much more realistic, but no less cheesy:

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[El Mudo]

My personal faves

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[razorboy]

I wouldn't have known about this without Ron bringing it up, but it's fucking hideous

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In the same vein, another aural abortion

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[Jughead]

I can not wait until my young kids can look upon your things and say boy that was gay ya pricks.....:smile:..I loved that shuffle...:bye: