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high fly
10-21-2008, 02:56 PM
I hated to see Rep. Vito Fosella get convicted on this one, because I was hoping to add his excuse to my alibi file, just in case I needed it.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/17/AR2008101700339.html (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/17/AR2008101700339.html)

N.Y. Congressman Convicted of DUI


"After a nearly eight-hour trial in Alexandria traffic court, Rep. Vito Fossella of New York was found guilty last night of driving under the influence, but the judge did not decide whether the Republican congressman was so drunk he should go to jail.....


....Fossella took the stand to give his account, which started on the afternoon of April 30 at a White House reception for the Super Bowl champion New York Giants. Fossella said he had nothing to drink there and then returned to Capitol Hill for work and votes on the House floor.


During breaks on the floor, Fossella said, he sometimes repaired to a side office and cleaned his hands with Purell, a hand sanitizer that is more than 60 percent ethyl alcohol, according to its manufacturer. His attorneys said the alcohol in the Purell contributed to the elevated blood-alcohol reading many hours later....."

scottinnj
10-21-2008, 03:11 PM
Only if he huffed that shit.

We keep Purell in our delivery cars and rub it on our hands before going in and after leaving a patient's house during deliveries.

Been doing it for six years, and while it has a strong smell, I've never felt like I couldn't drive because of that procedure.

ChrisTheCop
10-21-2008, 03:18 PM
I'm waiting to hear the first date rape accusation:

"He was rubbing my hands with Purell the whole night...I thought it was harmless..."

west milly Tom
10-21-2008, 03:22 PM
Yea Purell, that's the ticket.

Good one congressman.

west milly Tom
10-21-2008, 03:24 PM
You have to at least love the attempt. Its better than the 'I had 2 beers officer'.

scottinnj
10-21-2008, 03:27 PM
You have to at least love the attempt. Its better than the 'I had 2 beers officer'.

Which usually sounds to the officer as "I has 2 beers ossifur" right before the cop breaks out the 'ol breathalyzer!

west milly Tom
10-21-2008, 03:32 PM
Not just the breathalyzer
, the ol' breathalyzer, which is followed by the ol' taser. : )

Devo37
10-21-2008, 04:41 PM
what a horrible excuse. why can't any politician/celebrity ever just man-up and take responsibility when they get caught doing something stupid? is there a human being alive who would believe that ridiculous story????

RhinoinMN
10-21-2008, 04:44 PM
Even if you rubbed your hands in rubbing alcohol as much as he did nothing would happen. It evaporates before enough could soak in.

Lame.

Zorro
10-21-2008, 05:24 PM
what a horrible excuse. why can't any politician/celebrity ever just man-up and take responsibility when they get caught doing something stupid? is there a human being alive who would believe that ridiculous story????




Two words..... Dan White

Contra
10-21-2008, 05:48 PM
Maybe if he said he was drinking the purell it might have worked better

RhinoinMN
10-21-2008, 05:55 PM
Maybe if he said he was drinking the purell it might have worked better

Then he would get......SOAP...POISONING!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!



http://www.flickstongue.com/Movie/Pics/soap_poisoning.jpg

cozzie
10-21-2008, 06:24 PM
Drunk people are stupid, believe me, I lead the parade.

SatCam
10-22-2008, 04:09 PM
washing with purell, gargling with listerine, and freshening up with aqua velva

Sinestro
10-22-2008, 05:42 PM
washing with purell, gargling with listerine, and freshening up with aqua velva

Don't forget the cough medicine.

biozombie
10-22-2008, 06:48 PM
Two words..... Dan White

He is the law so he won.

torker
10-22-2008, 07:18 PM
The hand sanitizer we got, it drink pretty good.