whats al dukes like on christams?

[Dirtybird11]

u think his whole family sits around the tree and goofs on him?
give him gifts like diapers, whigs?
i wonder...

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[IkeaBoy]

I think it's more like they comfort him saying "Oh Al, they're just goofing on you, they don't really hate you" and "Al we still love you and someday you'll find a nice girl and all the gay jokes will stop...you aren't gay are you?" Al would respond "Aunt Madeline, I'm not!" she'll say "ok sweetie just making sure."

The cousins from out of town Al would be introduced as the important producer for a New York radio show, they won't tell them which. They keep asking when he'll find the right girl and whether he finds new york hard or scary. he'll be quiet except for the occasional "it's ok, I'm not nervous". One word answer, no direct eye contact. Someone will ask him about his bald head and he'll make up an excuse about how he did it because he wanted to.

Typical presents, clothes, gift certificates, possibly cash. then he'll go home and maybe have a shot or half of some liquor mixed with coke or something and fall asleep in an armchair in a sweater.

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[Se7en]

The Dukes family unwrapping presents on Christmas morning:

Al: Wow. A new Foreman Grill. It's even the larger sized one. Hoorah, I can now cook several pieces of chicken at once, thus saving me the time in preparation of further meals.

Al's family members: Gee, thanks, Al, for your generous gift of 5 dollars each.

Al: You're welcome. That's money I saved up from not tipping anyone.

Al's Mom: Al, honey, what happened to that nice girl you were seeing? Why didn't you bring her home for Christmas?

Al: Well, I was too scared of her femininity to even give her a kiss upon the cheek, so she broke off the relationship.

Al's sister, from the other room: AL! There's someone named Randy on the phone for you!

Al: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T HANG UP, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!!!

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[WALRUS]

DUkes is happy as long as he has a big fat candy cane in his A

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[nickeye]

give him gifts like diapers, whigs?And for Al... it's a Zachary Taylor, 12th president of the United States.

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[Dirtybird11]

IKEA LMAO holy shit dude.

did i really spell christmas wrong in the title? jeesh

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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 12-24-01 @ 3:52 AM

[The Belcher]

I haven't heard anyone exclaim "Hoorah" for Christams since I danced the minuet with Dolly Madison. Now that was refreshing. Powder my whig anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

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This message was edited by The Belcher on 12-24-01 @ 11:21 PM

[hyperspace]

does he kick over the tree after the egg nog??

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I would wager he wants another kiss from Gay Randy under the mistletoe.

I've had it up to here with you people....oh I thought you were circus midgets

[TheGameHHH]

He's probably just as smug on Christmas Day as he is the rest of the year. He is a robot with no emotions.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Chet]

nickeye, I thought Zach taylor was a Tory:)

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