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GreatAmericanZero
10-24-2008, 02:06 PM
ok heres the premise

say a genie comes to you and says "you can have the best of either of these"

you can have the best food in the world

you can have the best booze in the world

you can have the best pot in the world

or

you can have the best hard drug in the world (coke, heroin..whatever)

which do you choose?

VOTE!

Badinia
10-24-2008, 02:07 PM
REALLY torn between 1 and 4.

drjoek
10-24-2008, 02:12 PM
Not meaning to offend but this is a poll created by a young person. Anyone of any maturity would take the best food. The fact that there are a seperate choices for pot, drugs or booze proves this. Getting wasted intoxicated while intriquing as a youth is something to grow out of not savor for the rest of your life.

Great food is life itself.

Just my opinion

Marc with a c
10-24-2008, 02:13 PM
Not meaning to offend but this is a poll created by a young person. Anyone of any maturity would take the best food. The fact that there are a seperate choices for pot, drugs or booze proves this. Getting wasted intoxicated while intriquing as a youth is something to grow out of not savor for the rest of your life.

Great food is life itself.

Just my opinion

not meaning to offend but this is a post crated by an old fart.

Badinia
10-24-2008, 02:14 PM
not meaning to offend but this is a post crated by an old fart.

An old fart with GREAT TEETH!

meanmrbill
10-24-2008, 02:14 PM
Easy one.......Pot. As far as the rest, the basics will do just fine.

drjoek
10-24-2008, 02:15 PM
not meaning to offend but this is a post crated by an old fart.

An old fart with GREAT TEETH!

Guilty as charged:thumbup:

drjoek
10-24-2008, 02:16 PM
In the interest of full disclosure I posted this after eating a burger and tater tots

GreatAmericanZero
10-24-2008, 02:18 PM
An old fart with GREAT TEETH!

i have a little chip in one of my front teeth i got from slamming a whiskey bottle to my mouth while watching a bootleg copy of the first "Fantastic Four" movie (wow not surprising my vote)


This is cool how so far all the votes have been evenly distributed


I got this idea from the Jeff Garlin unmasked when he said he would take the a mediocre pound cake over the best booze or the best coke in the world

Badinia
10-24-2008, 02:21 PM
In the interest of full disclosure I posted this after eating a burger and tater tots

A good Tot ranks pretty high on my list of great foods!

mendyweiss
10-24-2008, 02:28 PM
Not meaning to offend but this is a poll created by a young person. Anyone of any maturity would take the best food. The fact that there are a seperate choices for pot, drugs or booze proves this. Getting wasted intoxicated while intriquing as a youth is something to grow out of not savor for the rest of your life.

Great food is life itself.

Just my opinion
Articulate, Intelligent, And Coherent Is No Way To Go Through This Messageboard, Son

RhinoinMN
10-24-2008, 02:29 PM
Articulate, Intelligent, And Coherent Is No Way To Go Through This Messageboard, Son

:lol:

dino_electropolis
10-24-2008, 02:31 PM
Not meaning to offend but this is a poll created by a young person. Anyone of any maturity would take the best food. The fact that there are a seperate choices for pot, drugs or booze proves this. Getting wasted intoxicated while intriquing as a youth is something to grow out of not savor for the rest of your life.

Great food is life itself.

Just my opinion

Booooo to you, good sir.


I would take the best mushrooms......not sure if they would fall into the food category or the drugs category.

I say savor intoxicants for as long as you can have a good time on them.....not just merely put a "maturity" timetable on it. Be responsible. Dont hurt no one. Have fun.

JPMNICK
10-24-2008, 02:37 PM
good food for sure

RhinoinMN
10-24-2008, 02:37 PM
Booooo to you, good sir.


I would take the best mushrooms......not sure if they would fall into the food category or the drugs category.

I say savor intoxicants for as long as you can have a good time on them.....not just merely put a "maturity" timetable on it. Be responsible. Dont hurt no one. Have fun.

Yes. Be responsible. This is exactly why I can't do drugs. I am irresponsible enough with alcohol.

When I was a drug user, I was a mess. At least I know that I am incapable of being a good person on drugs. There are a lot of people who can make it work and I say more power to them.

mikeyboy
10-24-2008, 02:40 PM
Food.

Jughead
10-24-2008, 02:40 PM
Ive got a question before I vote......Do you get addicted or just have fun then no withdrawal????..Oh never Mind I'm too old anyway give me the great food ......

torker
10-24-2008, 02:43 PM
Yes, yes, yes and yes, please.

FezsAssistant
10-24-2008, 02:45 PM
"foooood!...alright!..."

Thomas Merton
10-24-2008, 03:00 PM
Weed, after the smoking the best any food will taste five star

jonyrotn
10-24-2008, 03:15 PM
Not to offend but the fact that heterosexual sex is not an option in this poll really strengthens the theory that RF.net is a place for closeted gay men to congregate and bathe in the seman filled fountain of homosexuallity..

The truth of the matter is, I have ZERO experience with hard drugs and absolute minimal experience with the pot and by minimal I mean, the most stoned I've ever been was a contact high I recieved courtesy of some fellow movie goers at the Lowe's Paradise on Fordham Rd when I went to see Eddie Murphy's Delirious..

Now as far as alcohol goes, I can get just as drunk on Boones Farm as I can on 60 year old scotch...So that's how I feel about that and my love affair with food ended before it even began in a NYC public school cafeteria..

So I'm thinkin that unless we can add :tongue: pu55y to the menu, I'm gonna have to obstain and officially cast a "no vote" or as it's more commonly known around these parts a "pee in her vagina vote"..

I can only hope my plea has not fallen upon deaf ears..:help:

torker
10-24-2008, 03:18 PM
Closeted?

GreatAmericanZero
10-24-2008, 03:20 PM
Not to offend but the fact that heterosexual sex is not an option in this poll really strengthens the theory that RF.net is a place for closeted gay men to congregate and bathe in the seman filled fountain of homosexuallity..



i didn't add "best pussy" as an option because i know it will win over anything else

yojimbo7248
10-24-2008, 03:21 PM
Not to offend but the fact that heterosexual sex is not an option in this poll really strengthens the theory that RF.net is a place for closeted gay men to congregate and bathe in the seman filled fountain of homosexuallity..

So true. Ronfez.net really iis the Christopher Street Men's Bathhouse of the internet.

Don Stugots
10-24-2008, 03:26 PM
Food and booze, mlc chews with his mouth open

boobieman
10-24-2008, 03:36 PM
Booze...the cause and solution to all of life's problems.


SSSEYYAAAAAAAAA

IamFogHat
10-24-2008, 03:43 PM
Booze me.
And yeah, where the fuck was sex in this list? I guess everyone would have voted for it and rendered it a useless poll, but still.

GreatAmericanZero
10-24-2008, 04:01 PM
Booze me.
And yeah, where the fuck was sex in this list? I guess everyone would have voted for it and rendered it a useless poll, but still.

i explained the sex thing. read up!

Marc with a c
10-24-2008, 04:04 PM
this poll has to many options

GreatAmericanZero
10-24-2008, 04:09 PM
i want to discuss something

in my mind..with this thread..its not necessarily what YOU think is the best, but what the critics say is the "best"

so say the most distinguished food critic plopped a dish in front of you and said "this is the best dish"

same with critics for Booze, Pot and hard drugs

i'd be most curious in tasting the best booze

DarkHippie
10-24-2008, 04:12 PM
once you smoke the best pot, everything else becomes the best too :)

Annie Waits
10-24-2008, 04:15 PM
Not meaning to offend but this is a poll created by a young person. Anyone of any maturity would take the best food. The fact that there are a seperate choices for pot, drugs or booze proves this. Getting wasted intoxicated while intriquing as a youth is something to grow out of not savor for the rest of your life.

Great food is life itself.

Just my opinion


you make me feel so mature

jonyrotn
10-24-2008, 04:27 PM
i didn't add "best pussy" as an option because i know it will win over anything elseHmmmm? :unsure:
That is almost exactly word for word the line one would expect to have heard from a gay male living a lie..
What's going on here Gaz? I mean, I'm the last person to start pointing fingers around here but if you have an announcement to make I think now is just as good a time as any..I'm here for you bro..I'm listening..
Wll just think about it for a second..
Spending all this year's holidays and every one there after being who you really are, the real GAZ!!
"The Gayest American Zero"!!
I'm certain it would be the liberating event you've always dreamed it would be and I would stand by you 100%..
You know, if it turned out that you did choose to live your life, in an alternate fashion..:wink:

grlNIN
10-24-2008, 04:41 PM
Food, everything else just leads back to it anyhow.

You want food after you smoke.

You want food while drunk/hungover.

Why not just skip the middleman and get to the good stuff.

GreatAmericanZero
10-24-2008, 05:05 PM
Hmmmm? :unsure:
That is almost exactly word for word the line one would expect to have heard from a gay male living a lie..
What's going on here Gaz? I mean, I'm the last person to start pointing fingers around here but if you have an announcement to make I think now is just as good a time as any..I'm here for you bro..I'm listening..
Wll just think about it for a second..
Spending all this year's holidays and every one there after being who you really are, the real GAZ!!
"The Gayest American Zero"!!
I'm certain it would be the liberating event you've always dreamed it would be and I would stand by you 100%..
You know, if it turned out that you did choose to live your life, in an alternate fashion..:wink:

whats the problem? U need my statement to be gay friendly?


Ok, the reason i dont have as an option "the best hole (from a man or woman) that feels the best to cum inside" is because i think as a human that will win out above anything else


either way my poll options exist in the four choices. thats all the genie is interested in!

drusilla
10-24-2008, 08:20 PM
i voted food but i think being straight edge has made me biased towards the other options

torker
10-24-2008, 08:23 PM
i want the best food
i want the best booze
i want the best pot
i want the best drugs
my mom's chicken parm
a cold beer
that sticky stuff with the purple threads
crack

keithy_19
10-25-2008, 01:10 AM
I voted for cannabis, only because life does seem pretty great.

Though my friday night was dampered when I found out it had been laced with pcp. Didn't feel like dealing with that tonight.

SatCam
10-25-2008, 12:53 PM
the best food or the best root beer unless that falls under food

DeltaPin
11-08-2008, 06:56 AM
Food

Don't drink all that much anymore, no drugs or pot, but I loves my food.

bigredd
11-08-2008, 07:24 AM
I'm going with food but not for such hig brow reasons as the doc. I'd only get blown out if I got the pot...and want the best food. If you took say the best coke you might have to watch your friends eat the best food becasue the last thing you want is a big steamin plate of thw the fuck ever I mena I got shit to do like right now gotta go by. It'd be the food for me. I'm assuming wine is part of the meal as well as dessert.

cougarjake13
11-08-2008, 10:04 AM
ok heres the premise

say a genie comes to you and says "you can have the best of either of these"

you can have the best food in the world

you can have the best booze in the world

you can have the best pot in the world

or

you can have the best hard drug in the world (coke, heroin..whatever)

which do you choose?

VOTE!



a one time deal or for the rest of time you're alive ??

furie
11-08-2008, 10:36 AM
i do love a good beer buzz

GreatAmericanZero
11-08-2008, 10:38 AM
a one time deal or for the rest of time you're alive ??

its a one time deal. and you can get the best weed out there and then eat whatever you want. Its not using one exclusively...its just that whatever is considered the best of the best you get for free for a night.

So you can get what High Times considers the best bud ever produced and smoke it and still have all your stuff you would normally have around you

You can get the finest aged scotch that costs thousands of dollars for a pint and then scarf down a dominos pizza. Its your night