The official Post X-mas PA(almost NJ) Bar Night Dec 26

[~Katja~]

Come on out to hang with us in Easton PA on Friday December 26th, 2008.
Just when you had enough of family holiday harmony, find refuge in the keystone state.
Do not fear, everybody knows Easton is basically NJ and very easily accessible from Rt 78 & 80/33s.
:drunk::smoke:
Place:
The Pearly Baker (http://www.pearlybakers.net/index.php/home)
Time: 9 PM

The bar has live music and is a really nice place in the center of Easton.

Special guest: BritneyPablo

There are many restaurants and bars near by if anyone wants to do dinner before the bar.

here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74005) is a fun thread where the idea was born... it was much like the immaculate conception and I promise it will be heavenly to hang with us.
:thumbup:

[Bossanova]

Sounds fun, but don't you EVER say Easton is basically NJ. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snoogans]

can we get some directions from say maybe route 80 and 78
so i can choose which way i go

[PapaBear]

Special guest: BritneyPaulo
I didn't read the whole thread. Is that an inside joke, or an extremely funny typo?

[BlackSpider]

I'm there...:drunk::smoke::thumbup:

[Snoogans]

I'm there...:drunk::smoke::thumbup:

nice ill get to meet PeteyPedo

[~Katja~]

Sounds fun, but don't you EVER say Easton is basically NJ. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's not my claim, I pay PA taxes so I know it is not ;)

can we get some directions from say maybe route 80 and 78
so i can choose which way i go

sure:
from 78: go through the toll after crossing into PA, take the first exit right after toll (exit 75) make a right turn, follow signs to go downtown

from 80: take 33 south exit to 22 East, take exit 3 into city center, you are right near the circle where the bar is at

[spoon]

Hey, I'm a special guest! The return of a native PA great!!!


Also, I hear Nin is coming just to cut the power at the bar.

[hammersavage]

I'll probably go. Not a terrible drive from North Jersey. And already there's more ladies committed than most parties I go to :glurps:

[BlackSpider]

nice ill get to meet PeteyPedo

I just remembered, I can't make it...

[~Katja~]

I didn't read the whole thread. Is that an inside joke, or an extremely funny typo?

typo, it should be Pablo, unless she hooks up with PaulO until then

[smiler grogan]

can we get some directions from say maybe route 80 and 78
so i can choose which way i go
Take 78 west when you enter PA. you are in Easton. rt. 80 takes you to far north.

[~Katja~]

Hey, I'm a special guest! The return of a native PA great!!!


Also, I hear Nin is coming just to cut the power at the bar.

hahahaaha- I just choked and coughed laughing out loud reading that

[Friday]

pennsylvania is the asscrack of america.

only if someone else drives, will i attend.

[Snoogans]

I'll probably go. Not a terrible drive from North Jersey. And already there's more ladies committed than most parties I go to :glurps:

ill pick you up if you want, i have to basically drive past you anyway

[~Katja~]

Take 78 west when you enter PA. you are in Easton. rt. 80 takes you to far north.

yeah, but not from Mahwah

[Friday]

ill pick you up if you want, i have to basically drive past you anyway

you have to drive past me too.

[hammersavage]

ill pick you up if you want, i have to basically drive past you anyway

You gonna get fucked up?

[Snoogans]

yeah, but not from Mahwah

right

also, his directions didnt really get me to the bar. Its the part after 80 or 78 i was lookin for, i know how to get to easton

[Snoogans]

you have to drive past me too.

umm, actually i wouldnt come anywhere near you

You gonna get fucked up?

i prob will only have a couple beers and like smoke a bowl since its a long drive back, so no, i would not be fucked up. But i prob wouldnt be able to get you until like 9-930 and get there like 10-1030 cause ill be at work til like 8 or so

we dont usually show much before 10 anyway, so i dont think thats a big deal

let me know

[BlackSpider]

umm, actually i wouldnt come anywhere near you



i prob will only have a couple beers and like smoke a bowl since its a long drive back, so no, i would not be fucked up. But i prob wouldnt be able to get you until like 9-930 and get there like 10-1030 cause ill be at work til like 8 or so

we dont usually show much before 10 anyway, so i dont think thats a big deal

let me know

That's too bad, the bar will be closed by then...

[Hottub]

This thread deserves a sticky!!:thumbup:

[Snoogans]

That's too bad, the bar will be closed by then...

you must be confusing bars with the day care places you usually pick up women

[Friday]

umm, actually i wouldnt come anywhere near you


hurtful

[BlackSpider]

you must be confusing bars with the day care places you usually pick up women

or doughnut shops...

[Snoogans]

hurtful

you live off the garden state parkway. I would be taking 287 to either 80 or 78. I would never be within 30 miles of you. Sorry

[disneyspy]

will you point it out to me next week?
possibly

[~Katja~]

pennsylvania is the asscrack of america.

only if someone else drives, will i attend.

where do you live?

[BlackSpider]

We should really be talking about this on the phone, or AIM...

[Marc with a c]

i might bring some of my coal mining buddies.

[hammersavage]

where do you live?

Jersey. The taint.

[Snoogans]

i might bring some of my coal mining buddies.

i dont think this is that kind of bar

[~Katja~]

We should really be talking about this on the phone, or AIM...

i might bring some of my coal mining buddies.

you guys crack me up.

[Marc with a c]

i dont think this is that kind of bar

i don't know about that.

http://www.pearlybakers.net/uploads/images/tapa.JPG

http://www.pearlybakers.net/uploads/images/cocktail.jpg

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/glory_hole_in_washroom_155966507.jpg

[Snoogans]

i don't know about that.

http://www.pearlybakers.net/uploads/images/tapa.JPG

http://www.pearlybakers.net/uploads/images/cocktail.jpg

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/glory_hole_in_washroom_155966507.jpg

after reviewing the photos, i may take this day off work so i can prepare myself and arrive on time

[~Katja~]

i don't know about that.



http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/glory_hole_in_washroom_155966507.jpg

yeah, but you are not a bear... that hole is for the girthier kind

[smiler grogan]

yeah, but not from Mahwah

Sorry, not sure where Mahwah is. I just meant that 78 takes you directly into Easton.

[~Katja~]

Sorry, not sure where Mahwah is. I just meant that 78 takes you directly into Easton.

I know, it's a straight shot and the easiest way.

[Snoogans]

Sorry, not sure where Mahwah is. I just meant that 78 takes you directly into Easton.

at the very top of rt 17 and 287 in NJ ont he NY border

[smiler grogan]

right

also, his directions didnt really get me to the bar. Its the part after 80 or 78 i was lookin for, i know how to get to easton

A. i figured you would google the directions.

B. I was just stating that 78 is the road to take you into Easton.

C. I'm gonna tell NIN if you keep being mean to me:down:

[Snoogans]

A. i figured you would google the directions.

B. I was just stating that 78 is the road to take you into Easton.

C. I'm gonna tell NIN if you keep being mean to me:down:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I may be down

seems like a good crowd plus Marc are coming

[Snoogans]

I may be down

seems like a good crowd plus Marc are coming

marc is more then one person?

[disneyspy]

marc is more then one person?

marc ARE more than one persons

[King Hippos Bandaid]

marc is more then one person?

marc and the coal miners


joke failed


I will try to go, it will be hard if I am forced to drive


I tend to want to drink, I dont want to be Randy's personal Chauffeur

[Snoogans]

marc and the coal miners


joke failed


I will try to go, it will be hard if I am forced to drive


I tend to want to drink, I dont want to be Randy's personal Chauffeur

most of em do, bro

[disneyspy]

most of em do, bro

snoogans,are hippos sports picks actually jokes?

[Snoogans]

snoogans,are hippos sports picks actually jokes?

to everybody but Hippos. In fact, he is ONLY a jinx when he really thinks he is picking right

[JPMNICK]

depending on the weather, i might take the trip, unless i go away for new years because then i am leaving that day

[Snoogans]

depending on the weather, i might take the trip, unless i go away for new years because then i am leaving that day

SET YOUR ROSTER, DEADBEAT

[disneyspy]

to everybody but Hippos. In fact, he is ONLY a jinx when he really thinks he is picking right

i thought i had been had by some old rf.net joke on newcomers,thanks

[Snoogans]

i thought i had been had by some old rf.net joke on newcomers,thanks

if he was that good an intentionally picking losers he wouldnt be stuck on Staten Island in a van by the river

[Marc with a c]

if he was that good an intentionally picking losers he wouldnt be stuck on Staten Island in a van by the river

if you think he is good at picking losers, you should see his wife.

[Snoogans]

if you think he is good at picking losers, you should see his wife.

oh man, we have been KILLIN hippos all day and i think this still is the best one so far

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if you think he is good at picking losers, you should see his wife.


stay away from insulting my wife please

I wont ask again

[Snoogans]

stay away from insulting my wife please

I wont ask again

he insulted you, ass

sayin she rules at picking losers cause she married you. Way to ruin one of the funniest lines ever

[Marc with a c]

stay away from insulting my wife please

I wont ask again

i wasn't insulting your wife.

[Bossanova]

if you think he is good at picking losers, you should see his wife.

HAHAHAHA! Holy Shit! I wish Aneurysm was here for this

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i wasn't insulting your wife.

:lol: I did not read that correctly

well done


im beat from running full

[spoon]

I blame Nin for insulting your wife Hippo.

God damn that was funny!

[Bossanova]

Hmm, Staten island to Easton PA. Kind of a latteral move for Hippo

[disneyspy]

he insulted you, ass

sayin she rules at picking losers cause she married you. Way to ruin one of the funniest lines ever

i thought he made it fuckin hilarious,i cant wait to meet hippos the king

[Snoogans]

Hmm, Staten island to Easton PA. Kind of a latteral move for Hippo

im tryin to figure out how to make this a fat joke

[spoon]

Hmm, Staten island to Easton PA. Kind of a latteral move for Hippo

At least he's moving at all! Perhaps he's on his way back to Valkenvania? Judge?

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/08/7c09b340dca00f5cf0347010.jpg


http://www.bluesbros.us/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=12100&g2_serialNumber=4

BANKER!

[Bossanova]

im tryin to figure out how to make this a fat joke

HAHA! Subtley I think you just did

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this is all funny because i have a neck now

if i was 270, id be crying while eating chocolate frosting

[ahhdurr]

i might bring some of my coal mining buddies.

knew it.

[Snoogans]

this is all funny because i have a neck now

if i was 270, id be crying while eating chocolate frosting

now you are running while eating chocolate frosting


running full i believe you just called it

[ahhdurr]

i don't know about that.

http://www.pearlybakers.net/uploads/images/tapa.JPG



http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/glory_hole_in_washroom_155966507.jpg
Is that real wood laminate? oooooohhhh.

Why would anyone want to watch someone poop? Gross.

[spoon]

this is all funny because i have a neck now

if i was 270, id be crying while eating chocolate frosting

So you're saying this isn't a recent picture of you and Randy!?

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/08/7c09b340dca00f5cf0347010.jpg

[Snoogans]

Is that real wood laminate? oooooohhhh.

Why would anyone want to watch someone poop? Gross.

hey look everybody, its a "new guy" Come over here, fish. Marc will show you the deal

[hammersavage]

i might bring some of my coal mining buddies.

Please, bring your pappy
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/27000/27093_w.jpg

[ahhdurr]

hey look everybody, its a "new guy" Come over here, fish. Marc will show you the deal

Dear Diary,

I think the guys like me. They even gave me a nickname - I'm known as "fish". There's a bit of cajoling going on I believe but I'm sure it's all in good fun. I can't wait to find out what this restroom hole joke is all about. I'll let you know!

Love,
P3

[spoon]

Dear Diary,

I think the guys like me. They even gave me a nickname - I'm known as "fish". There's a bit of cajoling going on I believe but I'm sure it's all in good fun. I can't wait to find out what this restroom hole joke is all about. I'll let you know!

Love,
P3

Don't worry, Marc will "fill you in".

[hammersavage]

Don't worry, Marc will "fill you in".

3/4 of the way

[britneypablo]

I AM SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY STAND IT!....i am lookin through my closet as we speak trying to figure out how to be weather appropriate and slutty at the same time

[sailor]

I AM SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY STAND IT!....i am lookin through my closet as we speak trying to figure out how to be weather appropriate and slutty at the same time

overcoat

[PerryWinkle]

:thumbup:

[~Katja~]

looks like a nice crowd coming together. I am looking forward to it!

[BlackSpider]

:thumbup:

How come you never made it to the other thread ???

[RAAMONE]

how far is easton from harrisburg...ive been waiting for a PA bar night

[~Katja~]

how far is easton from harrisburg...ive been waiting for a PA bar night

1 1/2 to 2 h on 78

[Kevin]

i might bring some of my coal mining buddies.



ITS A MERMAN (cough cough) A MERMAN

[MisterSmith]

overcoat

only







:laugh:

[hammersavage]

overcoat

With the titties cut out

[JustJon]

I'll start walking now, I should be there by x-mas.

[Friday]

With the titties cut out

that mustache really brought your creepy to the surface, didn't it? :tongue:

[~Katja~]

I'll start walking now, I should be there by x-mas.

is that a commitment by JustJon to join us at the PA bar night?

[Snoogans]

is that a commitment by JustJon to join us at the PA bar night?

please, justjon wouldnt show up if it was justjon's basement bar night

[~Katja~]

please, justjon wouldnt show up if it was justjon's basement bar night

well, I just can't compete with Ronnie... though I would even commit to spending much of the night outside the bar smoking.

[Snoogans]

well, I just can't compete with Ronnie... though I would even commit to spending much of the night outside the bar smoking.

this is a man who once tried to get me to get a softball field from my town so he only had to drive 15 minutes or less to the game.

Plus, i know jon, i dont think its women he is after

[~Katja~]

this is a man who once tried to get me to get a softball field from my town so he only had to drive 15 minutes or less to the game.

Plus, i know jon, i dont think its women he is after

which is why I said I can't compete with Ronnie ;)

[BlackSpider]

I AM SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY STAND IT!....i am lookin through my closet as we speak trying to figure out how to be weather appropriate and slutty at the same time

I'm doing the same thing...

[sailor]

please, justjon wouldnt show up if it was justjon's basement bar night

you're thinking of mikey

[Contra]

this is fantastic! Finally a bar night I only have to drive 15 minutes to get to! Or 5 minutes if I drive like snoogs. I will be there!

[~Katja~]

I also sent it out as an invite on facebook and will do the same on myspace... if you get it twice that way, sorry...
just want people that might not read here all the time know so they can come out and have fun.

[Marc with a c]

if you show up in uggs i'm going to cut off your feet.

[britneypablo]

I love you Katja, im so lesbo for you i hope u know that

[Bossanova]

if you show up in uggs i'm going to cut off your feet.

And then you'll take them home an add them to your collection as you jack off to pics of men right?

[Marc with a c]

And then you'll take them home an add them to your collection as you jack off to pics of men right?

right.

[disneyspy]

I love you Katja, im so lesbo for you i hope u know that

me too:wub:

[BlackSpider]

You guys are posting without me?

[~Katja~]

if you show up in uggs i'm going to cut off your feet.

don't you have to be on a plane to Chicago?

[JustJon]

I think snoogans needs to lay off the pipe. Do I not show up for shit? And you've asked me plenty of times to do shit in Mahwah because it was convenient for you. It's really a question if I can find a place to crash down there.

[Snoogans]

I think snoogans needs to lay off the pipe. Do I not show up for shit? And you've asked me plenty of times to do shit in Mahwah because it was convenient for you. It's really a question if I can find a place to crash down there.

have i. When have I EVER asked you to do anything in mahwah you fuckin liar. What the hell is there in mahwah to do. Nice try, but no

[spoon]

I think snoogans needs to lay off the pipe. Do I not show up for shit? And you've asked me plenty of times to do shit in Mahwah because it was convenient for you. It's really a question if I can find a place to crash down there.

U can crash in Marc's PA sex room. It comes with it's own livestock and baby jesus.

[Marc with a c]

U can crash in Marc's PA sex room. It comes with it's own livestock and baby jesus.

i'd be worried about my baby jesus around him.

[spoon]

Yah, that'd be one fucked up manger scene. And it's jon, he won't eat the pig, but he'll stuff it.

[CruelCircus]

What's the hotel situation near there?

If I can come, I'd rather not drive 2+ hours there and then 2+ hours back...

Does sound like fun, though.

[BlackSpider]

What's the hotel situation near there?

If I can come, I'd rather not drive 2+ hours there and then 2+ hours back...

Does sound like fun, though.

If Marc with a C sees your avatar, he'll probably offer you a room at his place...

[~Katja~]

What's the hotel situation near there?

If I can come, I'd rather not drive 2+ hours there and then 2+ hours back...

Does sound like fun, though.

there are a few in town. one is pretty new (holiday inn express) and about a 5 minutes drive away, then there is an older one 2 minutes walk from the center circle.

[sailor]

If Marc with a C sees your avatar, he'll probably offer you a room at his place...

that's still and hour-and-a-half away from easton.

[~Katja~]

that's still and hour-and-a-half away from easton.

nah... 45min to 1h depending on traffic

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Easton is on the way to Dorney Park

if that is the case, its an easy ride on 78 which could be doable

[sailor]

nah... 45min to 1h depending on traffic

i trust the google. :tongue:

[~Katja~]

Easton is on the way to Dorney Park

if that is the case, its an easy ride on 78 which could be doable
it is. I take 78 all the time when going into the city and from my house to EWR it takes about 50 minutes driving between 65-80mph

i trust the google. :tongue:

I don't :D

[dryerdoor]

Kat, I love you. Could you please stop sending me *insert over exaggerated number here* invites through Facebook.

kthnx.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

it is. I take 78 all the time when going into the city and from my house to EWR it takes about 50 minutes driving between 65-80mph



I don't :D


thats what i thought, barring being whipped, I will make the drive, I drive longer to the Bergen Nights

[~Katja~]

Kat, I love you. Could you please stop sending me *insert over exaggerated number here* invites through Facebook.

kthnx.

huh? I sent you more than 1? I didn't even know it was possible... I think I did send ya one on myspace though...lol
covering all bases, don't want to hear "you should have said something" on December 24th... lol



oh, and consider yourself uninvited :D lol

[dryerdoor]

huh? I sent you more than 1? I didn't even know it was possible... I think I did send ya one on myspace though...lol
covering all bases, don't want to hear "you should have said something" on December 24th... lol

Looking at my email, I have about 9 invites through facebook.

[~Katja~]

Looking at my email, I have about 9 invites through facebook.

really? that is the weirdest thing... I hope nobody else gets them... that sounds annoying as shit

[dryerdoor]

really? that is the weirdest thing... I hope nobody else gets them... that sounds annoying as shit

redx3 said she got invite spammed too.

[red_red_red]

i did get spammed, next time you do that, send porn links, k thanx ;)

[~Katja~]

redx3 said she got invite spammed too.

I had no idea facebook does that. It annoys me, I thought it sends it out once and that's it

or did you check? maybe I just kidnapped you... I did fall victim to a game there and kidnapped a few people after...lol but even that would just happen once... ugh

sorry for the spam mails, was not intended to go that way

[dryerdoor]

I had no idea facebook does that. It annoys me, I thought it sends it out once and that's it

or did you check? maybe I just kidnapped you... I did fall victim to a game there and kidnapped a few people after...lol but even that would just happen once... ugh

sorry for the spam mails, was not intended to go that way

I was thinking about going, but because of the spam emails, I am not going.

[~Katja~]

I was thinking about going, but because of the spam emails, I am not going.

bite me

[dryerdoor]

bite me

:wub:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

facebook sucks with that shit , its called a delete button


Katja still rules for making this FBA/.net crossover party

justjon wanted us all to meet at Bar 9 with one day notice

[PhishHead]

have i. When have I EVER asked you to do anything in mahwah you fuckin liar. What the hell is there in mahwah to do. Nice try, but no

We have a couple restaurants and a supermarket.

I don't think we let jon's kind of "people" into mahwah though.

[RAAMONE]

1 1/2 to 2 h on 78

thats not bad...i beleive i may actually be attending a ronfez event

[JustJon]

i did get spammed, next time you do that, send porn links, k thanx ;)

I got the spam too, but I'd settle for dirty pictures.

[sailor]

I got the spam too, but I'd settle for dirty pictures.

i got nothing, but no one's my friend. :(

[red_red_red]

I got the spam too, but I'd settle for dirty pictures.
well good luck with that. i've been asking for about a year or longer, i'm not white enough for her.

[~Katja~]

i got nothing, but no one's my friend. :(

I'll add ya to my myspace so I can spam ya.

I seriously did not know it would spam people... would have never done it if I knew

[red_red_red]

I'll add ya to my myspace so I can spam ya.

I seriously did not know it would spam people... would have never done it if I knew
:laugh: i just checked my email, i'm @ invite # 4

[sailor]

I'll add ya to my myspace so I can spam ya.

I seriously did not know it would spam people... would have never done it if I knew

but, but, i'm on both! :(

[~Katja~]

but, but, i'm on both! :(

who are you on facebook then?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ooh ooh add me tooo on facebook


http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/profile.php?id=1040243138&ref=profile

[~Katja~]

ooh ooh add me tooo on facebook


http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/profile.php?id=1040243138&ref=profile

done, would you like spam now as well??? I seriously cannot believe it would send out more than one mail... wtf

[sailor]

who are you on facebook then?

marc sailor. der.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

done, would you like spam now as well??? I seriously cannot believe it would send out more than one mail... wtf

cool , thanks for the add


I bet its facebook's problem

face book keeps making my status lines unfunny, oh wait that is me

[dryerdoor]

I'm on invite #10...

I feel special.

[~Katja~]

I'm on invite #10...

I feel special.

does it keep on sending them? did you click on the link and decline yet? maybe it does it sort of like a reminder? but 10 times in 2 days is INSANE

[disneyspy]

now you've done it,imran the genie will destroy all the bridges into easton,i WILL NOT risk drivin over any bridges after xmas unless someone appeases this wrathful,magical maniac

[dryerdoor]

does it keep on sending them? did you click on the link and decline yet? maybe it does it sort of like a reminder? but 10 times in 2 days is INSANE

I've responded maybe. And I'm still getting them.

[dryerdoor]

now you've done it,imran the genie will destroy all the bridges into easton,i WILL NOT risk drivin over any bridges after xmas unless someone appeases this wrathful,magical maniac

WHAT HE SAID!

TITS OR GTFO!

[~Katja~]

well, i was looking for a technical contact there to make them stop the invites... but I can't even find an email or anything... wtf

[dryerdoor]

well, i was looking for a technical contact there to make them stop the invites... but I can't even find an email or anything... wtf

Which means you have to show tits to make amends.

[~Katja~]

you have to show your boy parts first

[dryerdoor]

you have to show your boy parts first

a/s/l?

c2c?

[BlackSpider]

you have to show your boy parts first

He can't.
He's built like a "Ken" doll...:bye:

[dryerdoor]

He can't.
He's built like a "Ken" doll...:bye:

LIES ARE BEING SPREAD, RECKLESSLY!

[disneyspy]

dont worry,ive already reported his post
spider are you crazy? dont you know what he can do?
ive seen video

[BlackSpider]

dont worry,ive already reported his post
spider are you crazy? dont you know what he can do?
ive seen video

You dropped the dime on me ???:furious:

[disneyspy]

for the safety of NE penn,almost NJ,i had to do my civic duty

[BlackSpider]

for the safety of NE penn,almost NJ,i had to do my civic duty

I hope I forget about this before the party...

[disneyspy]

I hope I forget about this before the party...

i hope katja is appeasin him

siriusly,youve never seen the video?
mad genie skills

[BlackSpider]

i hope katja is appeasin him

siriusly,youve never seen the video?
mad genie skills

he knows I was only jokin'
I put the wavy hand guy at the end...

[disneyspy]

he knows I was only jokin'
I put the wavy hand guy at the end...

i know,i didnt report your post,i hope katjas not appeasin him and he probably is atomically like a ken doll

[BlackSpider]

i know,i didnt report your post,i hope katjas not appeasin him and he probably is atomically like a ken doll

what, like nucular???

[Contra]

Oh I want spam too! Linky to be your friend?

[~Katja~]

Oh I want spam too! Linky to be your friend?
myspace is under my avatar and facebook is here
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=1542653461&ref=profile

[Contra]

Just saved the directions in my google maps on my phone!

[CruelCircus]

there are a few in town. one is pretty new (holiday inn express) and about a 5 minutes drive away, then there is an older one 2 minutes walk from the center circle.

2 minutes walk it is!

[~Katja~]

2 minutes walk it is!

I can look it up for ya, they changed owners a lot so I don't even know what chain it is under these days

[DiabloSammich]

Finally.

I've been waiting for you people to have an event where I didn't have to set foot in Jersey.


I'm in.

[BlackSpider]

we're gonna need nametags...

[~Katja~]

Finally.

I've been waiting for you people to have an event where I didn't have to set foot in Jersey.


I'm in.

awesome. did not think that there were many people interested in coming out to PA. :drunk:

[DiabloSammich]

awesome. did not think that there were many people interested in coming out to PA. :drunk:

Are you kidding? With you, britneypablo, and bossanova, the sexual fantasies of every man on this board will be gathered in one spot.

It's insanity, I tell you!

[BlackSpider]

Are you kidding? With you, britneypablo, and bossanova, the sexual fantasies of every man on this board will be gathered in one spot.

It's insanity, I tell you!

Yeah,
but they'll be with me.
So I don't know what the rest of the guys will do...

[~Katja~]

wait, bossanova is coming? I must have overlooked that.

so there are about 15 people so far. really exciting


oh, and don't forget, Misti & Friday are coming as well

[DiabloSammich]

wait, bossanova is coming? I must have overlooked that.

so there are about 15 people so far. really exciting


oh, and don't forget, Misti & Friday are coming as well




I'll make sure I get him to come.


Aaaaaaaaand go!

[Contra]

So how are we going to get Ron and fez out here?

Ok maybe just Ron

[BlackSpider]

So how are we going to get Ron and fez out here?

Ok maybe just Ron

He said in his blog that he would show up,
if he could get a ride...

[disneyspy]

since ron and i dont drink,we'll probably be goin together

[BlackSpider]

I'll be the one in the Wolf shirt...:smoke:

[Misteriosa]

im going :)

im in :drunk:

[britneypablo]

im so sincerely glad...i really have nothing exciting going on, things havent been so great for me lately, so this is actually something i really have to look forward too...so just thought id get that out....now i will continue with normal "me" behavior and take a big dump and dig through so i can reuse those seasame seeds

[ahhdurr]

we're gonna need nametags...

so we look official?

(idk if I can make it but I'm trying to arrange things)

[Bossanova]

I'll make sure I get him to come.


Aaaaaaaaand go!

Wait, you said PA.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

I guess Diablo started drinking heavily over the weekend

[~Katja~]

im so sincerely glad...i really have nothing exciting going on, things havent been so great for me lately, so this is actually something i really have to look forward too...so just thought id get that out....now i will continue with normal "me" behavior and take a big dump and dig through so i can reuse those seasame seeds

I am looking forward to it as well. Have no family here, so this year my x-mas is kinda lonesome

[BlackSpider]

I am looking forward to it as well. Have no family here, so this year my x-mas is kinda lonesome

Awwwww...:wub:

[Snoogans]

I am looking forward to it as well. Have no family here, so this year my x-mas is kinda lonesome

If you want, i will trade you christmas with my family so that I dont have to see most of them

[~Katja~]

If you want, i will trade you christmas with my family so that I dont have to see most of them

nah... but it definitely is one of the few times of the year when I realize that it's sad to have your family so far and no way of joining at least the parties...
X-mas time is very special in Germany and I have not been able to recreate this here for myself or my kid... I wish I could, cause the traditions are some of my fondest memories of growing up....

so instead I just party now...

[spoon]

Are you kidding? With you, britneypablo, and bossanova, the sexual fantasies of every man on this board will be gathered in one spot.


You mother fucker! How am I not a part of this common fantasy?

[Contra]

So you coming out spoon?

[Big_Joe]

whoops....

[spoon]

So you coming out spoon?

As long as Marc picks me up from my old stomping grounds that is south w-b! And yes, he better bring me a McRibb and pixie sticks. I'm still the same old health nut!

[BlackSpider]

Pre-party party this Saturday night...

[BlackSpider]

Tonight at 9:00pm at Mother's in Easton (at the circle)
for any locals that want to attend.
Katja will show her titties...:drunk:

[Kris10]

Tonight at 9:00pm at Mother's in Easton (at the circle)
for any locals that want to attend.
Katja will show her titties...:drunk:

ugh!!!!! no chat tonight :sad: I guess I have to do homework

[britneypablo]

so I was thinkin it will be 2am and im not going to want to drive to i called around to find a hotel in walking distance from the place....there were only two...one was totally full and the other was a Quality Inn....so guess im staying in a shitty hotel for the night....but since ive already booked it....After Party at my place!!! and we can walk YAY! BYOB but I am sure ill have all kinds of food and you can crash if u want too....but dont think ur gettin any play from me if u stay (that means you Katja i know how ur gonna try to get in my pants!)

anyways there's my invite

[~Katja~]

Tonight at 9:00pm at Mother's in Easton (at the circle)
for any locals that want to attend.
Katja will show her titties...:drunk:

nobody showed :(


so I was thinkin it will be 2am and im not going to want to drive to i called around to find a hotel in walking distance from the place....there were only two...one was totally full and the other was a Quality Inn....so guess im staying in a shitty hotel for the night....but since ive already booked it....After Party at my place!!! and we can walk YAY! BYOB but I am sure ill have all kinds of food and you can crash if u want too....but dont think ur gettin any play from me if u stay (that means you Katja i know how ur gonna try to get in my pants!)

anyways there's my invite

which hotel is that?

[BlackSpider]

nobody showed :(






I wouldn't say NOBODY showed...:down:

[JustJon]

which hotel is that?

The Quality Inn

[~Katja~]

I wouldn't say NOBODY showed...:down:

you are so emo today.

I meant nobody else showed!

[~Katja~]

The Quality Inn

I can read, but where is it. I don't even recall one, unless the one that was a best western is now Quality inn

[britneypablo]

The Quality Inn

yep.....ive never been to one so it might be dirty...but so am i




185 South Third Street formally the Easton Inn

[BlackSpider]

you are so emo today.

I meant nobody else showed!

I'm sensitive right now, I feel I'm losing my touch with the ladies...

[britneypablo]

i should make a bar night internet flyer ....ill get right on that

[PerryWinkle]

After Party at Britney's hotel! :drunk:

[britneypablo]

After Party at Britney's hotel! :drunk:

i just said that silly

[JustJon]

Will tin foil hats be mandatory?

[~Katja~]

i just said that silly

it's ok, he is from PA, he is a bit ...ehem... slow

[PerryWinkle]

i just said that silly

i'm just excited because i got banned from the other after party

[~Katja~]

i'm just excited because i got banned from the other after party

there was another after party? Why was I not invited?

[PerryWinkle]

there was another after party? Why was I not invited?

we were going to tell you about it later. probably sometime around 2:00 am december 27th

[BlackSpider]

there was another after party? Why was I not invited?

I wasn't invited either, don't feel bad...

[~Katja~]

Will tin foil hats be mandatory?

for the afterparty? sure!

[britneypablo]

ill be sure to have a roll of aluminum foil at the door for all who decided to come (which everyone should come...and clearly i will have a camera handy)

[Gvac]

I can't wait.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/Foil.jpg

[BlackSpider]

If I don't go, then nobody needs to wear tin foil on their heads...

[mikeyboy]

I'm sensitive right now, I feel I'm losing my touch with the ladies...

You had a touch?

[JerseyRich]

I'll wear a tin foil hat to the concert I'm going to in NYC in your honor.

[BlackSpider]

You had a touch?

There's no need to be hurtfull...:down:

[PerryWinkle]

You had a touch?

oh snap.

spider gets smacked down my St Mikey of the internet

[BlackSpider]

You wanna hurt me Mikeyboy ? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I post too much. I also read too much.
I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.
Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me.
Katja likes me. Perry likes me.
'Cause I'm the real article.
What you see is what you get.

[~Katja~]

You wanna hurt me Mikeyboy ? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I post too much. I also read too much.
I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.
Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me.
Katja likes me. Perry likes me.
'Cause I'm the real article.
What you see is what you get.

perry likes you A LOT I hear ;)

[mikeyboy]

You wanna hurt me Mikeyboy ? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I post too much. I also read too much.
I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.
Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me.
Katja likes me. Perry likes me.
'Cause I'm the real article.
What you see is what you get.

You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Black Spider, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it."

I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Black Spider. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The message board post-whoring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!

[britneypablo]

<center> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=21&pictureid=786">
<font color="deeppink"><b><i><h2> I am Ready....Are You?

[BlackSpider]

Later,
Mikeyboy sits down to Thanksgiving dinner and realizes that Spider's wife is gone,
and he will be spending Thanksgiving alone...

[PerryWinkle]

very nice, mikeyboy and spider doing bits. do i hear a podcast in the future for these two?

[britneypablo]

you boys better behave bc i have a bad temper and i like punching people in the face....dont make this easy for me please :)

[PerryWinkle]

you boys better behave bc i have a bad temper and i like punching people in the face....dont make this easy for me please :)

i punch back, so watch were you throw your hands

[~Katja~]

don't you automatically punch people in the face when you dance Britney?

[BlackSpider]

don't you automatically punch people in the face when you dance Britney?

HA-Zinggggggggg...!!!

[britneypablo]

don't you automatically punch people in the face when you dance Britney?

:wallbash: yes

[BlackSpider]

This is really violent and mean-spirited for an X-mas thread.
I think I'll stay home that night...

[Gvac]

:wallbash: yes

I still love you, honey bear.

Even though you dance like a mental patient.

[britneypablo]

This is really violent and mean-spirited for an X-mas thread.
I think I'll stay home that night...

<font color="red"><h1><b>NO

[Gvac]

This is really violent and mean-spirited for an X-mas thread.
I think I'll stay home that night...

YES!!!!

[britneypablo]

I still love you, honey bear.

Even though you dance like a mental patient.

did u ever think maybe i AM ONE! and life isnt easy for me....i need support here

[Gvac]

<font color="red"><h1><b>NO

YES!!!!


Jinx.

[PerryWinkle]

did u ever think maybe i AM ONE! and life isnt easy for me....i need support here

are you the mental patient that dated Earl?

[britneypablo]

are you the mental patient that dated Earl?

no but i would

[Gvac]

are you the mental patient that dated Earl?

no but i would

Yuck.

It's over.

[britneypablo]

Yuck.

It's over.

it was a lie take me back! i have our hat on just for you!

[PerryWinkle]

no but i would

you must be a mental patient then :innocent:

[Gvac]

it was a lie take me back! i have our hat on just for you!

You'll have to try harder than that.

[~Katja~]

as a mental patient you are amongst friends in PA.


btw, I wonder if fake GAZ will make an appearance, spider was mesmerized by him last night

[BlackSpider]

are you the mental patient that dated Earl?

no but i would


All yours Gvac, I'm out...

as a mental patient you are amongst friends in PA.


btw, I wonder if fake GAZ will make an appearance, spider was mesmerized by him last night



I don't like the proximity of those words in that sentence.

If you would have taken a picture of "Bizzaro Gaz",
I could have started a bitchin' poll...

[britneypablo]

so wait i invited yall to crash....but there is only an after party then u have to go home...bc if i wanna fuck snoogans in the ass i need privacy

[~Katja~]

so wait i invited yall to crash....but there is only an after party then u have to go home...bc if i wanna fuck snoogans in the ass i need privacy

oooh, I thought we are going to your and Gvac's wedding the very next day

[PerryWinkle]

as a mental patient you are amongst friends in PA.


btw, I wonder if fake GAZ will make an appearance, spider was mesmerized by him last night

that's because fake GAZ and he wore the same kind of gloves

[BlackSpider]

oooh, I thought we are going to your and Gvac's wedding the very next day

I don't do weddings.
I'd rather got to a funeral...

I put the "fun" in funerals...

[Foster]

oooh, I thought we are going to your and Gvac's wedding the very next day

does this mean I need to bring a gift if I go?

[Gvac]

oooh, I thought we are going to your and Gvac's wedding the very next day

You've still got time to steal me away, Kat.

[JerseyRich]

does this mean I need to bring a gift if I go?

A wolf shirt is a great gift for the couple that has everything.

[BlackSpider]

You've still got time to steal me away, Kat.

Man you're a whore...!
We're no longer rivals for Britney, I thought that would be enough for you.
I'm not giving up on Katja though...:annoyed:

[~Katja~]

Man you're a whore...!
We're no longer rivals for Britney, I thought that would be enough for you.
I'm not giving up on Katja though...:annoyed:

:laugh: