Am I the only guy with a huge package here!?

[Captain Rooster]

I mean...when I walk around, I over hear all of the people saying, "LOOK AT THE UNIT ON THAT GUY!!"

I mean ...yes...it's true..there is no possible way for me to fall on my face...my natural kickstand keeps me at, at least a 45 degree angle at all times...(great to have when you are piss drunk on Captain Jack by the way)

And oh by the way...you can refer to my junk as the Tomahawk Missile of Love from now on...thank you...good night

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[TheGameHHH]

Compared to me you are, I'm hung like an infant.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Don't tell anybody, but, I'm cursed with a HUGE UNIT!

It's pure hell.

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[The Belcher]

45 degree angle? Poor little fella! 81 degree angle here! And my package looks even bigger because I'm not horrificly tall.... Just today at the mall, I overheard some people wondering whether I had a russet or an idaho potato in my pants. Oh, wait a minute.... they were looking at my ass.



Ziploc pantaloons RULE!!
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[Captain Rooster]

Belcher....I just fell of my chair!! LOLOLOL

But seriously...I am at a 45 degree angle only if I fall forward when I dont have a boner.....when I have a boner...the shear weight has me flat on my back with my flagpole penis sticking up like a huhe fleshy lawn-dart!


I used to be a stripper as well...the friggin' loose change really chafed my taint..oh well :)

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[Big Jim]

Anyone wanting to know info on my package can as Helen Of Joy. Nuff said. And Rooster, where the hell did your original post come from? this is totally random, outta the blue.

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SEEEEEYUH!!
*BIG JIM*

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I used to be a stripper


I can believe it. Is it hot in here or is it just me?

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[Captain Rooster]

where the hell did your original post come from?


This idea came from all of the ..Am I the only "X" threads that seems to be on the board tonight....

I just noticed that as I sat down at the computer,and my penis knocked the hard drive right off my desk...and when I jumped to catch it...I had an intimate relationship with my poor husky, Coty...SO I decided to star this PENIS APPRECIATION POST


and oh by the way....Fuzzybutt...you made me blush :)

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[reeshy]

LT, I know how you feel!! The first time I made love to a girl I was almost got arrested for assault with a friendly weapon!!!

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[Fallon]

Lets just say I wear pants with three leg holes!

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[Captain Rooster]

I have chicks sign a waiver before they can even touch it.

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[Sheeplovr]

Gvac happens to be packing Heat

i mean this guy junk is so big he needs 2 plane tickts

This guys Bundle is so larg that he needs custom pants

THE GREAT VAC MAN HAS THE LARGEST IN ALL THE LAND

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Captain Rooster]

sheepy...you little slut!!!!

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[Se7en]

I don't mean to brag, but....Yeah, I use it as a belt. And sometimes I use it to jumprope with, but only when I can't make it to the Jim.

Wait, I mean gym! GYM! Damn Freudian slips!!!

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[Captain Rooster]

I always loved the Penis Pole Vault....made the XXX Olympics...look it up!

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[Circus Boy]

well i'm not one to brag but i've been blessed

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[Zipgun]

The last girl that asked me to give her 12 inches I had to fuck twice just to get the math right.

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[IkeaBoy]

I am proud to say that my package is adequate for what I need it for.

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[Dirtybird11]

...and my "who is a funnier black- bill cosby or eddie murphy got yanked??? jeesh,

i have a tiny dinky, but i drive big bad muscle cars to overcompinsate. i also love massive firearms,,it's a dick thing

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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 12-24-01 @ 3:27 AM