god hates masturbation

[topless_mike]

so this morning, im self-servicing in the shower. im workin on something good, when all of a sudden, this song get stuck in my head.

"michael row your boat ashore, hallelujah"

:furious:

wtf? cant you let a brotha finish first?

sorry.. needed to vent. its been on my chest all day.

[west milly Tom]

so this morning, im self-servicing in the shower. im workin on something good, when all of a sudden, this song get stuck in my head.

"michael row your boat ashore, hallelujah"

:furious:

wtf? cant you let a brotha finish first?

sorry.. needed to vent. its been on my chest all day.


It also makes your palms hairy.

[hammersavage]

its been on my chest all day.

So you did finish....

[EliSnow]

so this morning, im self-servicing in the shower. im workin on something good, when all of a sudden, this song get stuck in my head.

"michael row your boat ashore, hallelujah"

:furious:

wtf? cant you let a brotha finish first?

sorry.. needed to vent. its been on my chest all day.

Maybe your method caused your subconcious to think about rowing a boat.

And maybe you need a different method.

[ralphbxny]

It wouldnt have stopped me!!! You go back in there and ride it out!

[reillyluck]

Well i hated god when i couldnt masterbate so we're even stevens.

[Don Stugots]

i would have finished. fag.

[EliSnow]

Well i hated god when i couldnt masterbate so we're even stevens.

That was your choice -- not God's!

I'm sure he would have been happy watching you masturbate.

[Don Stugots]

That was your choice -- not God's!

I'm sure he would have been happy watching you masturbate.

we all would. if i close my eyes i can see it.

[Hottub]

I always am.

[west milly Tom]

Well i hated god when i couldnt masterbate so we're even stevens.

Why couldn't you masterbate?

[drjoek]

PM from God.
Topless mike is going to need to masterbate quite a bit in the next nine months. He better find a song he can finish to. He is forgiven.

[Don Stugots]

Why couldn't you masterbate?

her hands were broken.

[Ritalin]

her hands were broken.

A Masturbation Prayer:

I was sad because I had a song in my head
while I jacked in the shower.

Then I saw a man without any hands.

[Hottub]

Ran out of batteries.

[Don Stugots]

Ran out of batteries.

mine was better

[reillyluck]

Why couldn't you masterbate?

i decided to give up masterbation and sex for lent. stupidist thing i ever did.

[reillyluck]

That was your choice -- not God's!

I'm sure he would have been happy watching you masturbate.

DONT JUDGE!!! :laugh:

[EliSnow]

Why couldn't you masterbate?

Her IT Department wouldn't allow it.

[Jujubees2]

so this morning, im self-servicing in the shower. im workin on something good, when all of a sudden, this song get stuck in my head.

"michael row your boat ashore, hallelujah"

:furious:

wtf? cant you let a brotha finish first?

sorry.. needed to vent. its been on my chest all day.

You should of rinsed it off when you were done then.

[west milly Tom]

Comedy pyramid!

[Don Stugots]

i decided to give up masterbation and sex for lent. stupidist thing i ever did.


idiot.

[Hottub]

mine was better

I wasn't going to bring that up you heartless prick.

[Don Stugots]

I wasn't going to bring that up you heartless prick.

i know so i did.

[west milly Tom]

I was going to make a no hands joke
, but then I thought what if she had broken or deformed hands.

[west milly Tom]

i decided to give up masterbation and sex for lent. stupidist thing i ever did.

Did you become a super genius like George, learn other languages and junk?

[topless_mike]

i decided to give up masterbation and sex for lent. 2nd stupidist thing i ever did.

just saying...

[KC2OSO]

Michael's seed hit the shower floor, hallelujah.
Doo dee doo...

[Don Stugots]

Did you become a super genius like George, learn other languages and junk?

no, she just posted a lot.

just saying...

church!

[Hottub]

i decided to give up masterbation and sex for lent. stupidist thing i ever did.

So after your 40 days and 40 nights of sacrifice in his name, God rewarded you with the best orgasm you ever had, right?

What a swell guy.

[EliSnow]

I was going to make a no hands joke
, but then I thought what if she had broken or deformed hands.

She does, and types on the board with her feet. It's amazing.

[Don Stugots]

So after your 40 days and 40 nights of sacrifice in his name, God rewarded you with the best orgasm you ever had, right?

What a swell guy.

yes i am swell, thanks.

[EliSnow]

no, she just banned a lot of people.


Fixed

[west milly Tom]

Michael's seed hit the shower floor, hallelujah.
Doo dee doo...

^^^ favorite post today. Laffed out loud on the bus.

[reillyluck]

just saying...

very true....very true indeed. :wink:

[RhinoinMN]

She does, and types on the board with her feet. It's amazing.

Pics?

[PapaBear]

It also makes your psalms hairy.
fixed

[Hottub]

Fucking Brilliant, Papa.