New Lilly makes Crazed look gifted.

[Route666]

Let it be known!

[IrishAlkey]

My socks don't match.

[IMSlacker]

Maybe, but at least her cunt isn't dried up.

[GreatAmericanZero]

see, the way i look at radio show segments is i look at the whole segment all together instead of the individual player. So if the segment made me laugh, then i liked everyone who contributed to it because it worked

and i'll probably get beat up for saying this......

but i LOVED the "Lillian the mentor" segment from today. I thought it was hilarious. And i even thought the "Fast food report card" was a funny bit. It was just random and silly but it made me laugh

[IrishAlkey]

see, the way i look at radio show segments is i look at the whole segment all together instead of the individual player. So if the segment made me laugh, then i liked everyone who contributed to it because it worked

and i'll probably get beat up for saying this......

but i LOVED the "Lillian the mentor" segment from today. I thought it was hilarious. And i even thought the "Fast food report card" was a funny bit. It was just random and silly but it made me laugh

But, do your socks match?

[BlackSpider]

When I start reading a thread like this,
I immediately glance over to the thread-starters' post-count.
Is that prejudiced of me ?

[Tenbatsuzen]

But, do your socks match?

ALkey, if one sock is brown, and one is white, it may not be mismatched socks...

[Tenbatsuzen]

When I start reading a thread like this,
I immediately glance over to the thread-starters' post-count.
Is that prejudiced of me ?

Number in the SN too.

[paulisded]

When I start reading a thread like this,
I immediately glance over to the thread-starters' post-count.
Is that prejudiced of me ?

In this case, no.

[GreatAmericanZero]

But, do your socks match?

with the exception of one being completely cum stained

[djanallightbulb]

Maybe, but at least her cunt isn't dried up.



And Crazed's is?

[IMSlacker]

And Crazed's is?

probably

[GreatAmericanZero]

i liked hearing Old Lilly talk about the wetness of her pussy

[King Hippos Bandaid]

my glasses are crooked

[Tall_James]

What was up with new Lilly trying to burn old Lilly by saying that she was going to start fucking black guys? That was somewhat inappropriate.

[GreatAmericanZero]

What was up with new Lilly trying to burn old Lilly by saying that she was going to start fucking black guys? That was somewhat inappropriate.

yeah...cuz New Lilly isn't a clever person. But that doesn't mean she can't make good radio with her weirdness


One thought that occured to me during that segment is that New Lilly would be PERFECT for Jewish Intern David on O&A! They should totally hook up


Jews looooooooooooooove eating chinese!

[Westley]

they both stink

[Foster]

yeah...cuz New Lilly isn't a clever person. But that doesn't mean she can't make good radio with her weirdness


One thought that occured to me during that segment is that New Lilly would be PERFECT for Jewish Intern David on O&A! They should totally hook up


Jews looooooooooooooove eating chinese!

i was at the show today, apparently david has a thing for new lilly.
however, he implied that the feelings aren't return :down:

new lilly seems like a nice girl though

[TheGameHHH]

Ret it be known!

[GreatAmericanZero]

i was at the show today, apparently david has a thing for new lilly.
however, he implied that the feelings aren't return :down:

new lilly seems like a nice girl though

Intern David u are referring too, right?

[cps]

I know people that quote lines from the real Blue Collar tour like it's the Chappelle show.
Davey Red is dead on, and I wish him continued success.

[yojimbo7248]

I know people that quote lines from the real Blue Collar tour like it's the Chappelle show.
Davey Red is dead on, and I wish him continued success.

Same here. I'm glad Davey Red survived Fez's attempts to keep his voice from being heard. Get 'er...I mean, Let It Be Known!

[Lady Resin]

Staples Now!!!!!

[cps]

Same here. I'm glad Davey Red survived Fez's attempts to keep his voice from being heard. Get 'er...I mean, Let It Be Known!

Let it be knooooooown!

[Foster]

Intern David u are referring too, right?

i'm sorry; yes i was talking about intern david

he's seems like a nice boy too

[djanallightbulb]

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[~Katja~]

i'm sorry; yes i was talking about intern david

he's seems like a nice boy too

really? he seemed douchy and dumb... maybe a perfect match for Lillian

[Foster]

really? he seemed douchy and dumb... maybe a perfect match for Lillian

yes, he was douchy and dumb, but he was still nice

[GreatAmericanZero]

really? he seemed douchy and dumb... maybe a perfect match for Lillian

see if you and misteriosa did a tagteam experience to take Intern David's virginity...it would probably be the best night of his life

you two had the power to change a young boys life!

[~Katja~]

yes, he was douchy and dumb, but he was still nice

good point... except for when he tried to get people to leave after O&A... Misti gave him the EYE for that

[~Katja~]

see if you and misteriosa did a tagteam experience to take Intern David's virginity...it would probably be the best night of his life

you two had the power to change a young boys life!

do you realize how fucked up he would be for life??? losing his virginity to a GERMAN and Puerto Rican?????

[Foster]

good point... except for when he tried to get people to leave after O&A... Misti gave him the EYE for that

he seemed like a little poodle barking at the mailman.
that was funny

[GreatAmericanZero]

do you realize how fucked up he would be for life??? losing his virginity to a GERMAN and Puerto Rican?????

you can be SWEET about it...like you can say "how would u like to enter my oven? its soooooo hot in there!" he'd appreciate that!

EDIT: oh and i thought misti was brazilian

[IrishAlkey]

they both stink

My socks?

[GreatAmericanZero]

Irish Alkey has the handsomest socks on paltalk!

[IrishAlkey]

Irish Alkey has the handsomest socks on paltalk!

Your excessive post count is handsome.

[Foster]

Irish Alkey has the handsomest socks on paltalk!

i don't have paltalk to show it off, but i have a pretty attractive bathrobe.

[RaysFever]

Not a great showing today by New Lilly, but part of that was intentional, she just doesn't know how to make a bad bit funny like Dave does. I just wish Old Lilly would stop calling to talk shit. She is moving on to a big Buffalo job, she needs to let the show move on to its next personalities.

[IrishAlkey]

i don't have paltalk to show it off, but i have a pretty attractive bathrobe.

My socks + your bathrobe = sexy man night by an open fire

[Foster]

My socks + your bathrobe = sexy man night by an open fire

oh yeah! i like the sound of that

[Farmer Dave]

I gotta say I'm a fan of Tiger Lilly. Keep that fucking AJ Dynamite on the other side of the glass. I'd rather hear from Franklin.

[lleeder]

Was Lilly Red meant to be like a Red Chinese reference or just coincidence?

[paulisded]

see if you and misteriosa did a tagteam experience to take Intern David's virginity...it would probably be the best night of his life

you two had the power to change a young boys life!

Hey Gaz, you're supposed to be helping me out with the lovely Katja. Don't be pimping her (and the equally lovely Misti) to Intern David.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Hey Gaz, you're supposed to be helping me out with the lovely Katja. Don't be pimping her (and the equally lovely Misti) to Intern David.

apologiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize apologiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize


when im the "weed dealer" on the vh1 reality show "Paulofluv" u can give Katja and Misti any nickname u want

[RaysFever]

I gotta say I'm a fan of Tiger Lilly. Keep that fucking AJ Dynamite on the other side of the glass. I'd rather hear from Franklin.

Come on - AJ was going to be on Saturday Night Live, but missed Lorne Michaels' call, or something like that...

Does it just seem like between AJ, Franklyn, and Crazed that Ron is trying to run fans off???

[~Katja~]

you can be SWEET about it...like you can say "how would u like to enter my oven? its soooooo hot in there!" he'd appreciate that!

EDIT: oh and i thought misti was brazilian

only her wax is :D

[paulisded]

only her wax is :D

Oh my.

[ndr]

Hate to step on Dave's "TALENT" but here's a bit that doesn't involve him letting NL sucking off his shitty bit/tit...

NewLilly: (runs into the room) "ME CHINESE! ME PLAY JOKE! ME GO PEEPEE IN YOUR...(insert preferred soft-drink or orifice here!)...and SCENE!

It's not brain surgery for f*s sake! MOOCH IS A GOD! SEEYA!

[Dan 'Hampton]

Just remember how god awful OL was when she started and how barely tollerable she was at the end. At least the new Lilly tries to do stuff on air besides bitch about Jivin or Earl.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Hate to step on Dave's "TALENT" but here's a bit that doesn't involve him letting NL sucking off his shitty bit/tit...

NewLilly: (runs into the room) "ME CHINESE! ME PLAY JOKE! ME GO PEEPEE IN YOUR...(insert preferred soft-drink or orifice here!)...and SCENE!

It's not brain surgery for f*s sake! MOOCH IS A GOD! SEEYA!

couldn't you only insert "Coke" in there cuz it rhymes with "Joke"...nothing else really works

[sailor]

i enjoyed her on the board gossip. it was aboot 1000% better than when franklyn did it. the bit rapidly went down from there. the fast food report card was abysmal. f--


that's 10x better

[Route666]

I could find New Lilly marginally tolerable if she agreed not to laugh.

[Sheeplovr]

couldn't you only insert "Coke" in there cuz it rhymes with "Joke"...nothing else really works

I've been struggling for the past 15 minuets trying to fit diet vanilla cherry doctor pepper into the rhyme

[RaysFever]

Just remember how god awful OL was when she started and how barely tollerable she was at the end. At least the new Lilly tries to do stuff on air besides bitch about Jivin or Earl.

I think it is a lateral move at worst from OL to NL

[Dan 'Hampton]

I think it is a lateral move at worst from OL to NL

I agree. Give her three years of hanging around the show and then maybe she too can land a spot as the hole in a mediocre market.

[Drunky McBetidont]

I agree. Give her three years of hanging around the show and then maybe she too can land a spot as the hole in a mediocre market.

earl was her mentor. she will be a vice president at a cable network in no time.

[ndr]

I've been struggling for the past 15 minuets trying to fit diet vanilla cherry doctor pepper into the rhyme

ok - thanks for your input PizzaJoe! If you're not busy pulling up dead flowers let me try this AGAIN....

Newlilly runs in...(preferably with a oldy-style chinese pointed hat)

Me Chinese! ME play joke...me go PEEPEE in your....5 HOUR ENERGY DRINK! 5 hour energy! The only drink that will make you think you can use a pick-axe to chop through a mountain so we can run a steam DRAGON through it OR ELSE you'll have to give up "ancient secret" to chinese laundry success!!!

It's what I call racism/marketing or RACEKITING!! -- SIGH -- only RonnieB would understand I'm just looking for the NEW ANGLE!!!:king:

[spainlinx0]

New Lilly's problem is she talks too slow. Or reads too slow maybe? I feel like I'm waiting years to hear what she has to say, and by the time she gets to the punchline, I'm trying to remember what the setup was from the 8 years ago she started the joke. Plus she does speak in a bit of monotone. I did like the "Mentor Dave" stuff except for the report card. Probably should have only graded 3 or 4 items. However the sound effects Dave used for himself were great. Sounded like a crazy Japanese game show. Unfortunately New Lilly is Chinese. :sad:

However, off the cuff, she does rip New Lilly. The black joke fell flat, but otherwise when she goes toe to toe with Old Lilly, it makes Old Lilly look like shit. It does make Old Lilly look pathetic to call back and rip New Lilly though. Even if it is a bit and planned by the show, it doesn't really help out Old Lilly's image. It makes New Lilly look petty and jealous, even though she now has her own show.

[Serpico1103]

New Lilly's problem is she talks too slow. Or reads too slow maybe? I feel like I'm waiting years to hear what she has to say, and by the time she gets to the punchline, I'm trying to remember what the setup was from the 8 years ago she started the joke. Plus she does speak in a bit of monotone. I did like the "Mentor Dave" stuff except for the report card. Probably should have only graded 3 or 4 items. However the sound effects Dave used for himself were great. Sounded like a crazy Japanese game show. Unfortunately New Lilly is Chinese. :sad:

However, off the cuff, she does rip New Lilly. The black joke fell flat, but otherwise when she goes toe to toe with Old Lilly, it makes Old Lilly look like shit. It does make Old Lilly look pathetic to call back and rip New Lilly though. Even if it is a bit and planned by the show, it doesn't really help out Old Lilly's image. It makes New(OLD?) Lilly look petty and jealous, even though she now has her own show.
Better?