Sherman Hemsley isn't my friend and now I can't sleep- Wtf?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I got maybe 3 hours of sleep the other day, so you'd think my body would think it good to sleep a full 8 hours the next night. Ok so while I'm asleep I have this dream that I'm out with my family at a park or something. For some reason Sherman Hemsley is with us throwing a football like we're family friends. We're all loffing.

Then we're hanging out in a living room sharing stories. Cue more loffter.

I start to realize things are fishy when my older brother starts picking at this giant laser surgery scar up his chest when he decided to remove this giant snake tattoo from his torso. That'd be all fine and dandy if he had ever gotten a tattoo. Then I realize "why the fuck am I friends with Sherman Hemsley? I never even watched the Jeffersons" and boom. Logic and rationality enters into the dream, and now my heart says "Oh. He's not my friend? That sucks." Then I wake up feeling shitty because for some reason I'm sorry I'm not friends with a 70 year old sitcom actor. I woke up a good four hours too early and haven't been able to fall asleep since. I'm all worried about Sherman.

In the words of Erock, What the F? Am I losing my goddamn mind?

[Contra]

Yes

[SatCam]

Yep

[CofyCrakCocaine]

This could be, bar none, the worst thread I've ever started to date.

[SatCam]

Nah

[MacVittie]

:huh:

[Jujubees2]

How do you feel about Weezy?

http://www.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Weezy.jpg

[BlackSpider]

have you tried calling him to patch things up ?

[Aggie]

Don't worry TripleC. You're in good company. Check out some of my awful dream threads:

Moe wouldn't eat my bacon:
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=25319&highlight=dream

I had a scary dream last night:
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=41062&highlight=dream

[FezsAssistant]

I enjoyed reading the tale.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Winding down. I hope he doesn't come into my dreams stealin my sleep again like a thief in the night

[JPMNICK]

i hope tonight you dream about chicks with wet panties

[RoseBlood]

Georgie still got the moooves: I LOVE IT and so will you!

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[CofyCrakCocaine]

Georgie still got the moooves: I LOVE IT and so will you!

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I must've watched this at least 3 times already.

[jennysmurf]

When I have dreams like this, I accuse my Mom of taking drugs when she was pregnant with me. She denies it, but then she would, wouldn't she? Moms can be cagey, especially when it comes to drugs.

[keithy_19]

I had a dream where Dvdcupgo wasn't my friend. I slept sound through the night.

[RoseBlood]

I had a dream where Dvdcupgo wasn't my friend. I slept sound through the night.

Yeah but Dvdcupgo doesn't get down like Sherman Hemsley!

[keithy_19]

Yeah but Dvdcupgo doesn't get down like Sherman Hemsley!

Very true. But with Dvdcupgo I can watch all the Sherman I want...not just in my dreams.

[Reephdweller]

i hope tonight you dream about chicks with wet panties


That's my dream every night!