There should be a shrine to Lisa/Lara Croft.

[The Belcher]

If I knew how to build a shrine, I would build one. I only know how to build one like the one in the living room in Close Encounters, but I don't have enough mashed potatoes right now (Christmas shopping has soaked up all my mashed potatoe money).

Lisa/Lara has provided endless powerful moments on R&F, and my goodliness, does the camera just love that girl's face!! Go check out the Christmas pics in Media, and tell me that her likeness doesn't deserve to be placed
on an alter to womanhood! Or maybe a stamp.

Okay, I'm done.




Ziploc pantaloons RULE!!
AOL IM: Belcherrific

This message was edited by The Belcher on 12-25-01 @ 3:11 PM

[Se7en]

I picture something like the Rocky statue. Just her raising her fists in victory!

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[Dirtybird11]

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!
Without a doubt, the funniest regular in the bunch! Thanks for the laughs =)

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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 12-24-01 @ 9:42 PM

[IkeaBoy]

There is one- it's called the Intensive Care Unit at Cedar Sinai

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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[The Belcher]

:) LOL!!! It's filled with guys grabbing their packages and loud-mouth broads holding their bloody mouths shut!



Ziploc pantaloons RULE!!
AOL IM: Belcherrific

[The Belcher]

Is lisa followed around by an ambulance during christmas shopping, just in case someone jumps her in line at a store?



Ziploc pantaloons RULE!!
AOL IM: Belcherrific

[Tenbatsuzen]

Little known fact: Lisa lost the role of Muhammad Ali in a tightly contested race with Will Smith.

She's not bitter, though.



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[Doogie]

Hey Belcher,Get three board and form into some odd shape that is trying to take on a form of some Japanese letter and you have instant shrine...

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Merry Christmas, this is what I celebrate and if you dont like it too bad!!!

[F1Gm3nT]

I picture something like the Rocky statue. Just her raising her fists in victory!


you know you gotta have a boob shot.. coverd up of corse

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May all your Happy Holidays be real and well not a figment of your imagination...*budumbum pish*

WiF !m@g1N�t�0n
F!g@mU5 Pr1m3

[RF Godfather]

F1gs right, isn't that a trademark for Lisa?

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Happy Holidays to all of my board family! MEOW! YOINKS! AWFUL!
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[Green Lantern]

We should erect a gold statue for her too with a couple of 40's and I dont mean the malt liquior

[Tenbatsuzen]

Green Lantern's line about the 40's is probably the funniest goddamn thing I read all night.



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[french bread pizza]

i don't know how to make a shrine either...


**i didn't read anything in this thread but the first post..sorry, it's that attention span thing**


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[JustJon]

If I knew how to build a shrine, I would build one. I only know how to build one like the one in the living room in Close Encounters, but I don't have enough mashed potatoes right now (Christmas shopping has soaked up all my mashed potatoe money).

Then it's a good thing that the only one made out of mashed potatoes was at the dinner table in the movie. He used clay in the living room.

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[The Blowhard]

Lisa can make a shrine for you. It's called a tombstone.;)
So lovely, SO lethal!

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[RF Godfather]

Hey Heck, I smell an impromtu matchup to fillin for that Clearwater Tornado puss-ah... Belcher vs. Lisa Croft!

Staples...sign it up.... NOW!

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Happy Holidays to all of my board family! MEOW! YOINKS! AWFUL!
THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> THE UNDISPUTED RFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>

[Dan]

I'm sure if you go to Ask
Jeeves he'll know how to
build a shrine.

Or you could ask replicate
the Shrine JustJon made to
French Bread Pizza with
Feces, her pictures, and
Dental Floss.


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[Paladin]

Dental floss?....who makes a shrine out of dental floss?...weird:)
I don't think Ms. Croft will be able to show off her fighting prowess.It seems like the Clearwater Tornado blew out to sea,never to be heard from again.
Oh,and Idaho potatoes are the best for shrine building purposes( i think it says so on the bag)

[Sunrisa]

well...
she deserves a shrine for just tolerating that long winded bitch for as long as she did.
lisa f'n rules.
i would make her shrine out of boxes of wine.
but thats just me


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[sexy bastard]

sweet melissa while you make the shrine with the boxes of wine can i drink the wine or can you and i share the wine?

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[The Belcher]

Hey Heck, I smell an impromtu matchup to fillin for that Clearwater Tornado puss-ah... Belcher vs. Lisa Croft!

Yes, this is a good idea. Hold on while I go outside and practice falling down and bleeding. Lisa can beat me into submission and force me to bring her beer, like an indentured servant. My god would I hate that.





Here's my friend, he's got no name.
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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[TLM]

I think Lisa should have her own radio show. She's hilarious.

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[The Belcher]

Lisa= The NEW SportsGal???? I smell radio newness here! What this sad morning show needs is a hot new sexily boisterous woman to attract an audience. Of course this means that we'll all have to get up at 5am to hear it. Oh, well, never mind.





Here's my friend, he's got no name.
<a href="http://www.mp3.com/thebelcher"><IMG align=center height=140 width=200 SRC="http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/81/resources/693/453/files/6934535.jpg"</TD>


AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[IrishAlkey]

I have a feeling Lisa would tip this shrine over and take a dump on it...just a feeling ;)


Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[IkeaBoy]

I have a feeling Lisa would tip this shrine over and take a dump on it...just a feeling if only she peed on it...

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[IrishAlkey]

That's not a far reach.

The woman likes to mark her territory.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[IkeaBoy]

does that mean that Pantera's into what Norton's into?

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[IrishAlkey]

Whether rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor urine...

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[The Belcher]

It's done. It took me all night to drink this much beer, but Lisa, you're worth it. Yes, I did the whole house, inside & out.

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Here's my friend, he's got no name.
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HOW IS THIS ENDING UP WAY UP HERE??? Something's gone horribly wrong!!!!




This message was edited by The Belcher on 1-6-02 @ 4:29 PM

[PanterA]

umm...

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/drizztsig2Happy New Years Ya Fuck!