Who would make the best black James Bond?

[Snoogans]

this came up quick, and fez made a decent point. He would go Lennox Lewis cause the British accent is already there.

Following those lines led me to maybe the best possible black James Bond:

Idris Elba
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b7/The_Wire_Stringer_Bell.jpg/250px-The_Wire_Stringer_Bell.jpg

Already got the British accent and if you ever wanted Bond to intimidate people, you can't do much better

[KingGeno]

Jayden Smith. He will be the best Ralph Macchio ever ever ever in Karate Kid.

Wonder if Q will be Jza............

[topless_mike]

earl douglas.
if he can pull off the act that he actually works, than he can fool the mass public.

[ChrisTheCop]

Mr T.

He's so mysterious.

[Fallon]

Method Man

He'd dominate.

[IMSlacker]

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/flavor-flav-newswire-400a111606.jpg

[JPMNICK]

this came up quick, and fez made a decent point. He would go Lennox Lewis cause the British accent is already there.

Following those lines led me to maybe the best possible black James Bond:

Idris Elba
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b7/The_Wire_Stringer_Bell.jpg/250px-The_Wire_Stringer_Bell.jpg

Already got the British accent and if you ever wanted Bond to intimidate people, you can't do much better

you nailed it with Idris - he was the 1st person I thought of. He was awesome in the wire, he could pull it off.

[Snoogans]

you guys seem to be picking who you want to play the black Austin Powers

[Snoogans]

you nailed it with Idris - he was the 1st person I thought of. He was awesome in the wire, he could pull it off.

yea if they ever did this, they have to get McNulty to play the bond villain

[Furtherman]

Snoogans.

[Fallon]

you guys seem to be picking who you want to play the black Austin Powers

Denzel.

[Snoogans]

Snoogans.

i would be perfect, ya know, if I was black

[ChrisTheCop]

ok..ok...who's that guy that does the tangueray commercials?

[Snoogans]

ok..ok...who's that guy that does the tangueray commercials?

Tony Curtis?

[Fallon]

Leon Phleps would really be perfect for Bond.

[JPMNICK]

Sho'Nuff is bad ass

[Snoogans]

sho nuff would have to be the villain

[MacVittie]

What about Barry Bond(s)? He's a master of disguise....

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/BikiniBunny/BarryBonds-1.jpg

[midwestjeff]

Bond. James mother fuckin' Bond.
http://z.about.com/d/dc/1/0/X/T/SamuelLJackson.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

Bond. James mother fuckin' Bond.
http://z.about.com/d/dc/1/0/X/T/SamuelLJackson.jpg

I'm sick of these mutha fuckin spies in our mutha fuckin country!

[Ron Marie Douglas]

http://deliciousghost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tracymorgansexy1.jpg

[DarkHippie]

Don Chedale

[Patient zer0]

that guy from blood diamond would be pretty cool.
sorry I don't have a name

[drjoek]

Denzel.

[NYHCmikeX]

Tiny "Zeus" Lister. All the way.

[midwestjeff]

What you talking 'bout, Octopussy?
http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/gary-coleman.jpg

[topless_mike]

lexington steele, F T W

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_fL2Y0lW_eEc/R4eOH4TgF4I/AAAAAAAAABw/LkHqfVkglMw/lexington-steele.jpg

he's already got the best weapon of any bond to date..

[JPMNICK]

lexington steele, F T W

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_fL2Y0lW_eEc/R4eOH4TgF4I/AAAAAAAAABw/LkHqfVkglMw/lexington-steele.jpg

he's already got the best weapon of any bond to date..

AIDS?

[topless_mike]

AIDS?

bend over.. i'll show ya.

[Flea_Man]

Denzel.

[MisterSmith]

Terrence Howard.



No, wait...




Don Cheadle.

[ScottFromGA]

Denzel.....that n*qqa make me moist...



(god I hope this is taken as a joke....he really does make me moist though.)

[skyscraper]

the new black 007 dodging bullets and doing martial arts:

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q146/bloozboi/avatars/Go-Rerun.gif

[topless_mike]

the new black 007 dodging bullets and doing martial arts:



well, they should already be trained in half of that naturally..

[Crippler]

Although after seeing the suggestion of Stringer Bell I like him better for the part, the first actor who came to my mind was...
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/br/dwayne-johnson-WI-oscars200.jpg

[AnnoyedGrunt]

OJ Simpson already has the license to kill.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Tiny "Zeus" Lister. All the way.

this is the winner

[west milly Tom]

Best black James Bond=Rory Sinclair
Lock it up. :)

[Reephdweller]

Tracey Morgan

http://www.tracymorgan.net/imgs/astronaut_jones-main.jpg

[Enabler]

Blackzilla

[cps]

Superstar

[BlackSpider]

I say vote Franklyn.
(it'll keep him away from the show for a while...)

[samnyc]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/kamala1/KAMALA%20%20%20AND%20GLORI%20ANNE%20%201.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

I say vote Franklyn.
(it'll keep him away from the show for a while...)

Franklyn has the voice

[Whiskeyportal]

sam jackson without a doubt.

[epo]

sam jackson without a doubt.

Sam Jackson is the new Al Pacino. He doesn't act anymore....rather he plays Sam Jackson.

[GreatAmericanZero]

plus, sam jackson already did shaft...u can't keep doing stuff that people already did

[Serpico1103]

Denzel.....that n*qqa make me moist...

Denzel's pinkies freak me out.

Sidney Poitier- back in the day
Djimon Hounsou- Blood Diamond, Gladiator, Amistad
Or Lance Reddick (The Wire, Colonel Daniels, Idris Elba (The Wire, Stringer)

[Enabler]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mistermcbroom/BillyDeeWilliams.jpg

[Serpico1103]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mistermcbroom/BillyDeeWilliams.jpg

Billy Dee Williams, in her Majesty's Senile Service. That MFer is old.

[TooLowBrow]

double-o-bama
http://savagepolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/windowslivewritersmokeemifyougotem-12634obama-smoking2.png

[IamFogHat]

Yeah, not an original thought, but I would have to go with Denzel, I literally can watch him in anything and be mesmerized. I even loved him in that horrid Manchurian Candidate remake.

[Enabler]

Billy Dee Williams, in her Majesty's Senile Service. That MFer is old.

True. But he was a "smoothed out pimp who loved the pussy..."

[UpperEastSideDave]

Don Chedale

Terrence Howard.



No, wait...




Don Cheadle.


I was worried when I almost made it a page without anyone saying Don Cheadle.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/69/25/001716676925.jpg?x=620&y=660&sig=ohT8G6OyCpRLL2zBBhSLNw--


Just wish he haddn't made that Boat Trip movie

[jennysmurf]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/69/25/001716676925.jpg?x=620&y=660&sig=ohT8G6OyCpRLL2zBBhSLNw--


Just wish he haddn't made that Boat Trip movie

Nah. Cuba too cuddly.

[TripleSkeet]

I just pray this question never gets seriously asked inside a movie studio.

[Slumbag]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w232/eculkins31/Black_earl_wiki.jpg

[ACE22286]

I like Chris Rock because of his striking performance on "Head of State" or whatever this piece of trash was called. Im sure Ron would have walked out of his house when the trailor for this trash was on.

[nate1000]

double-o-bama
http://savagepolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/windowslivewritersmokeemifyougotem-12634obama-smoking2.png

I cannot believe it took thre pages to get to the obvious.

[El Mudo]

Lock it up

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/episodeguide/season01/ep05_omar_walk_street.jpg

[Snoogans]

plus, sam jackson already did shaft...u can't keep doing stuff that people already did

and he is about to fuck Last Dragon by re doing ShoNuf

[Snoogans]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mistermcbroom/BillyDeeWilliams.jpg

GENERAL'S FRIED CHICKEN, ITS BUTT KICKIN

[Snoogans]

Lock it up

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/episodeguide/season01/ep05_omar_walk_street.jpg

I think stringer works better then Omar. Stringer is a much more quiet killer. Much more class

[Snoogans]

I like Chris Rock because of his striking performance on "Head of State" or whatever this piece of trash was called. Im sure Ron would have walked out of his house when the trailor for this trash was on.

as bad as that movie is, it makes me laugh, and its scarily alot closer to what actually just happened then ANYONE woulda thought.


Plus it has Patrice AND Tracey Morgan

[Mullenax]

GENERAL'S FRIED CHICKEN, ITS BUTT KICKIN

Hell yes if there were a time machine- Billy Dee was smoother than that malt liquor he's holding.

[Dash77]

Omar Epps

[drucifer]

Ram John Holder
http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/going_out/on_stage/drama/reviews/2003/03/images/moon_shawl2_150.jpg

[cougarjake13]

the rock is the first choice i thought of

then i figured the popular hollywood choice would be will smith


my back in the day pick would be carl weathers

[reillyluck]

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/bigdavycool/benson.jpg

[Westley]

that woud be stupid bond is from england there r no black people there

[Serpico1103]

that woud be stupid bond is from england there r no black people there

Is there no end to your stupidity?

[sailor]

william j. blythe III

[K.C.]

I cannot believe it took thre pages to get to the obvious.

As soon as I saw this thread, I was coming to post "Spy work we can believe in."




My nomination is Stephen Colbert in blackface, though.

[Serpico1103]

william j. blythe III

He doesn't seem to like hot chicks.

[Snoogans]

Black Bond: http://ingar.blogg.no/images/stringer_bell_1145658509.jpg


Bond Girl: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2e/The_Wire_Donette.jpg/250px-The_Wire_Donette.jpg


Villain: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f4/The_Wire_Jimmy_McNulty.jpg/250px-The_Wire_Jimmy_McNulty.jpg

[Crippler]

Local Interpol Officer/Comic relief: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/The_Wire_Bunk.jpg

[AngryAsianGuy]

Didn't they make this movie already?

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/undercover_brother_verdvd.jpg

[Golfman]

ok..ok...who's that guy that does the tangueray commercials?

That's immediately who I thought of.

[KingKill]

Big Jim Slade