Topless Mike...

[JerseyRich]

The bass player from The Art of the Topless.

Is he really the Heart of the Topless?

Discuss.

[west milly Tom]

The bass player from The Art of the Topless.

Is he really the Heart of the Topless?

Discuss.


Isn't the bass player usually the interchangeable member of any band?

[drjoek]

If he ate a bunch of tacos would he be the Fart of the Topless ?
geegeegee

[JerseyRich]

Isn't the bass player usually the interchangeable member of any band?

No bass player jokes.

We are discussing a real man, with real feelings.

[drjoek]

Should they swap him out for the Bart of the Topless
http://www.swisscowboy.ch/Internet/wallpapers/Filme/bart%20simpson.jpg

[drjoek]

Is his day job as a greeter at WalMart of the Topless?
http://www.grokdotcom.com/wp-content/uploads/Bryan/walmart_facebook.jpg

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Is his day job as a greeter at WalMart of the Topless?
http://www.grokdotcom.com/wp-content/uploads/Bryan/walmart_facebook.jpg

I like how the Smiley's body is perfectly androgenous.

[drjoek]

Does he cruise around Sunny Acres in a GolfCart of the Topless?
http://www.chinapans.com/images/Golf_Cart-2seat.jpg

[Don Stugots]

I agree with everything posted in this thread except for jersey rich's comments.

[JerseyRich]

I agree with everything posted in this thread except for jersey rich's comments.

Me too.

[drjoek]

I agree with everything posted in this thread except for jersey rich's comments.

Me too.

I was going to stop but if you want more ......

[drjoek]

I know what he had for dessert Blueberry Tart of the Topless
http://www.cookiemadness.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/blueberry-tart.jpg
He said it was delicious

[JerseyRich]

I know what he had for dessert Blueberry Tart of the Topless
http://www.cookiemadness.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/blueberry-tart.jpg
He said it was delicious

Stalker.

[drjoek]

Don't ever bet him in Dart of the Topless

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/m/unbranded-magnet-dart-board.jpg
Bullseye machine

[drjoek]

His hair has a nice straight Part of the Topless

http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs1084/hji/medium/1961-men-parting.jpg







I have a headache:wacko:

[Don Stugots]

if he kissed a toad he might be the Wart of the Topless.

[jennysmurf]

if he kissed a toad he might be the Wart of the Topless.

fail. :thumbdown:

[Don Stugots]

fail. :thumbdown:

who are you to judge?

[jennysmurf]

who are you to judge?

I am the Rhyming Judge. And I decree that wart does not rhyme with art. So there.

[RhinoinMN]

Whilst performing he had what he thought was gas, but it wasn't. He is now known as "Shart of the Topless.

[Gvac]

I've always thought of Mike as the tart of the topless.

http://www.thegutsygourmet.net/fruit-tart.gif

[RhinoinMN]

I am the Rhyming Judge. And I decree that wart does not rhyme with art. So there.

What if you are from Boston?

[drjoek]

if he kissed a toad he might be the Wart of the Topless.

fail. :thumbdown:

I am the Rhyming Judge. And I decree that wart does not rhyme with art. So there.

You people think its SOOOOO easy don't you.

>Arrive early
>grab all the low hanging fruit
>rest on your laurels

[jennysmurf]

What if you are from Boston?

Touche my friend, touche.



But Stugots isn't from Boston, so he still fails.

[ahhdurr]

I like how the Smiley's body is perfectly androgenous.

What do you mean - she's obviously delicious.

[Dougie Brootal]

does he have a nintendo wii so he can play Mario Kart of the Topless?

[ahhdurr]

"Cause Crazed and Topless Mike are comin atcha with the ma- lart of the topless"

[Don Stugots]

Touche my friend, touche.



But Stugots isn't from Boston, so he still fails.

and my accent doesnt effect the curve at all?

[jennysmurf]

and my accent doesnt effect the curve at all?

Only if you're saying "drawring."

[RhinoinMN]

Only if you're saying "drawring."

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/movieman/files/2008/08/mmyers.jpg

[hunnerbun]

You people think its SOOOOO easy don't you.

>Arrive early
>grab all the low hanging fruit
>rest on your laurels


What do you mean "You People" ....
You get

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/undumiel/ani-difranco.jpg

[drjoek]

They just added a new drummer. Micky Hart of the Topless. Love the extended drum solos

[Reephdweller]

Isn't the bass player usually the interchangeable member of any band?


I heard he was being replaced by Art Bell so they can truly be called Art of the Topless

[Don Stugots]

Only if you're saying "drawring."

there is nothing wrong with how I say that.

[jennysmurf]

there is nothing wrong with how I say that.

No, no of course not. :innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mike is quite gassy , he could be the fart of the topless

[drjoek]

Mike is quite gassy , he could be the fart of the topless

No reason to read the whole thread hippo. Post3

[ahhdurr]

With a new set of wheels ...

Dodge Dart of the Topless.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/newmanruby/car.jpg

[Friday]

i like to think of him as the sweetheart of the topless.... :wub:

[LaBoob]

I get Topless_Mike confused with JerseyRich... Which one is which?

[JerseyRich]

I get Topless_Mike confused with JerseyRich... Which one is which?

He's the handsome one with the 12 string bass.

[A.J.]

If he ate a bunch of tacos would he be the Fart of the Topless ?
geegeegee

That might also make him the Shart of the Topless.

[topless_mike]

I get Topless_Mike confused with JerseyRich... Which one is which?

he's the quick-witted handsome one that gets all the ladies, is very popular with rfnet heads.

the other one you have to explain who the fuck he is.