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RAAMONE

11-20-2008, 10:59 AM

what bit made you laugh the hardest on R&F and O&A

R&F - has to be when dave was the 'assman' on the hypnosis show...i was literally crying

O&A - has the be the 'You're in Mancow Country' bit where mancow country just turned into a short scream after they drove it so far into the ground

niciggy

11-20-2008, 11:10 AM

ANY time Ron does the whole "Tommy can you hear me? Tommy?....Tommy?..." I just love that. The caller is talking over him. It gets me every time.

I also loved the old comedy pyramids. They were the best.

Paul O. is good. That crazy lunatic religious nut (can't think of her name) drives me insane, but I love how Ron sarcastically butters her up, and how she calls him "'hon".

Anytime Ron is talking with a child is also radio gold!

Nature boy, anytime.

donnie_darko

11-20-2008, 11:18 AM

i didnt laugh really but when wonderboy broke his own window, dumbest moment ever.

patsopinion

11-20-2008, 11:23 AM

fezzatorial

JPMNICK

11-20-2008, 11:26 AM

I always laugh at little Jimmies "no go ahead you talk" and also Uncle Paul

on R&F hands down it was Fez and Dave doing O&A when hypnotized

ToiletCrusher

11-20-2008, 11:35 AM

I go with anytime someone calls R&F and asks "Hey ronnie, how are you doing?"

Ron's response (almost whispering) - "none of your fucking business"

easily the funniest if you catch it!

RhinoinMN

11-20-2008, 11:53 AM

I go with anytime someone calls R&F and asks "Hey ronnie, how are you doing?"

Ron's response (almost whispering) - "none of your fucking business"

easily the funniest if you catch it!

Or when a caller tries to validate themselves by describing his/her profession and Ron says:

"Well I got two radio shows."

When they got let go from free FM he said a few times:

"Well I got two radio shows and get paid for three." That had me rolling.

Dingbat_Charlie

11-20-2008, 12:10 PM

bad guests with Iris, Jan, Andre, Kenny Allen, etc. calling in.

patsopinion

11-20-2008, 12:24 PM

who was the guy that ronnie left the studio during the interview
along with the rest of the cast

or the guy that came in and ronnie fucking owned for being a little punk for calling ronnie "man"

ronnie punking bad guests is so strange considering how many bad guests they get

AnnoyedGrunt

11-20-2008, 12:34 PM

Throwing cowbells always seemed mean, but for some reason throwing razors cracks me up.

RhinoinMN

11-20-2008, 12:35 PM

ozzie

11-20-2008, 01:13 PM

Hearing Fezzie dying laughing again makes me smile and laugh with him.

Love that they brought back the bit with Ronnie playing it straight talking about wanting Jim Nabor's Nuts.

Check the file library for a similar bit about Andy Dick Jokes (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=1988)

Whenever he's dying laughing, and gets into the high pitched, "It's like you don't even know what you're saying..."... I lose it.

Dammit, there are others that I'm pretty sure are in the library, but I can't think of who Ronnie was talking about in any of the other bits. "Big Dick... " somebody. A wrestler? Maybe?

GreatAmericanZero

11-20-2008, 01:15 PM

when they started doing "BIG FEZ!" instead of Big A...i was laughing so hard i was a hyperventaling, crying, snot-coming-out-of-my-nose idiot. OMG was that funny...with Stalker Patti throwing in those lines...it was amazing

MacVittie

11-20-2008, 01:22 PM

6 words:

"Fez, your beard looks like shit"

-Big AAAAAAAAAAA

Contra

11-20-2008, 01:26 PM

A bit I remember that had me in hysterics was when wonderboy wouldn't fuck Swiss miss live on the show behind a curtain. I was laughing at and cursing wonderboy all at the same time.

ozzie

11-20-2008, 01:32 PM

A bit I remember that had me in hysterics was when wonderboy wouldn't fuck Swiss miss live on the show behind a curtain. I was laughing at and cursing wonderboy all at the same time.

I think that was Wild Thing, the "HIMBO" Intern.

west milly Tom

11-20-2008, 01:38 PM

All the Al Dukes trashing was my favorite, specifically when he kissed that dude, and when he pissed himself. I was 18 and high as a kite when I heard that. I laugh just thinking about that when it pops into my head.
All culminating with Opie smashing the pinball machine.

ozzhalo15

11-20-2008, 01:39 PM

buffalo back is pretty hilarious

Snoogans

11-20-2008, 01:55 PM

sex for sam. Regardless of what happened, it was a fuckin great bit the first couple times

angry gary

11-20-2008, 05:37 PM

shooting billy staples with the paintball gun is one of my favorites
and i really miss the comedy pyramids

philly mike

11-20-2008, 07:54 PM

ANY time Ron does the whole "Tommy can you hear me? Tommy?....Tommy?..." I just love that. The caller is talking over him. It gets me every time.

Anytime anyone names Tommy calls up I wait for that haha. I love that

Marc with a c

11-20-2008, 07:58 PM

completely random on i just thought of, was a big ass simulcast of celebrity fear factor and listening to them rip on coolio, chyna, and john travolta's wife had me going pretty good.

tele7

11-20-2008, 09:14 PM

First ones to pop into my head:

R&F - The Lenay spelling bee

O&A - Anthony doing the "replacement" Fred Flintstone voice on wnew. I'm sure there are better ones, but I do remember belly laughing when I heard it.

MacVittie

11-20-2008, 10:30 PM

Roland wishing mental retardation on Dave's unborn child was an unforgettable moment.

patsopinion

11-20-2008, 10:53 PM

Rutger Hauer?

and I believe the Punk was:
Justin Bartha from National Treasure.

wow
nice memory

GreatAmericanZero

11-21-2008, 04:07 AM

when crazed was first on and they kept having him repeat that awful story, and then during when story Crazed was like "so then i found a payphone" and Ron goes "and then you were magically transported to in front of Bar 9 where I was smoking a cigar"

tileslinger

11-22-2008, 05:21 PM

Off the top of my head I about died the first time I heard Ron story about returning the cell phone.

Contra

11-23-2008, 02:17 PM

Was that wild thing? Damn now I don't remember

ozzie

11-23-2008, 02:23 PM

Was that wild thing? Damn now I don't remember

Couldn't find the actual bit, but HERE (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2549) is Wild Thing immediately afterwards, catching hell from the boys and the callers, and eventually getting left alone on air.

yojimbo7248

11-23-2008, 02:34 PM

6 words:

"Fez, your beard looks like shit"

-Big AAAAAAAAAAA

I'm with you on that one. ESD feeding Big A Fez lines kills me. "Fez....why so cheap...why so gay?" "Oh Big A, you have a line for everything.""It's funny because it's true!" Big A sound effects also had me rolling.