Girl in elevator

[west milly Tom]

So, I just got on an elevator with a totally sexy chick. She smiled at me and I could tell she wanted me to say something. I froze up, usually I am great in these situations but this time I froze like a fourteen year old Fez. What do all you other fellas say when you have to be whitty real quick? What's your goto rap?

[drjoek]

Fag

[red_red_red]

So, I just got on an elevator with a totally sexy chick. She smiled at me and I could tell she wanted me to say something. I froze up, usually I am great in these situations but this time I froze like a fourteen year old Fez. What do all you other fellas say when you have to be whitty real quick? What's your goto rap?
personally i love it when a guy asks "hey baby, what's your sign?"

[RAAMONE]

hi

or

can i smell your asshole

[Hottub]

Damn. It's cold as fuck out out there.
And you left you high beams on.

[KingGeno]

I usually stare straight up, and start yelling.

[Furtherman]

I wish I could help but I always choke in those situations. Sucks.

[west milly Tom]

Damn. It's cold as fuck out out there.

So you've clearly never even seen a cooter.

[west milly Tom]

personally i love it when a guy asks "hey baby, what's your sign?"

I only thought that was something guys did on TV

[red_red_red]

hi

or

can i smell your asshole
i can smell your cunt?

[red_red_red]

I only thought that was something guys did on TV
it works best if you have a big gay 70's porn mustache

[britneypablo]

i worked with this adorable man this office place doing medicaid billing...well one day we were in the elevator and he was lookin exceptionally cute....so i just started making out with him....it worked....just try that (very true story by the way....we dated for almost 6 months also...he was the last bf i had before my lonely plight of what is now)

[west milly Tom]

it works best if you have a big gay 70's porn mustache


No joke
I have a crazy handle bar mustache right now

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I usually think of something cool to say, then by the time something comes to me, the situation is over

in conclusion

I suck

[red_red_red]

No joke
I have a crazy handle bar mustache right now
wanna suck face?

[west milly Tom]

i worked with this adorable man this office place doing medicaid billing...well one day we were in the elevator and he was lookin exceptionally cute....so i just started making out with him....it worked....just try that (very true story by the way....we dated for almost 6 months also...he was the last bf i had before my lonely plight of what is now)



Dear penthouse forum...


I think if I tried that I would be promtly arrested, but your story gave me a little chubby

[Freakshow]

Heh...I guess we'll be going down together -- I mean, getting off togeth -- I mean...

(and then get out halfway between floors)

[red_red_red]

i worked with this adorable man this office place doing medicaid billing...well one day we were in the elevator and he was lookin exceptionally cute....so i just started making out with him....it worked....just try that (very true story by the way....we dated for almost 6 months also...he was the last bf i had before my lonely plight of what is now)
it took him 6 mos to find out you're a guy?

[red_red_red]

Dear penthouse forum...
:laugh: no shit....next post will be "this one time, @ band camp?"

[donnie_darko]

i would've asked her what floor she was going to, immediately exited on the next floor, ran down to her floor and waited near the elevator, so she'd know i meant business.

[britneypablo]

it took him 6 mos to find out you're a guy?

i dumped him.....then the next day i changed my mind but he wouldnt take me and my penis back

[britneypablo]

i would've asked her what floor she was going to, immediately exited on the next floor, ran down to her floor and waited near the elevator, so she'd know i meant business.

women like a man who means business





and p.s. i spent five years at band camp so i have PLENTY of those stories....

[red_red_red]

i dumped him.....then the next day i changed my mind but he wouldnt take me and my penis back
why? does it have spots?

[Freakshow]

it took him 6 mos to find out you're a guy?

nah. he was probably ok with it...

[reillyluck]

Going Down? on me? Geee geee geee.

[britneypablo]

i will help you...i know your not bold like me, so maybe another approach (a serious one) is next time ur in that situation make a silly comment like "geez stop flirting with me, ill take u on a date its not a big deal..." and she will laugh....if she doesnt u dont want her anyway she is garbage

[~Katja~]

you should have said "Nice purse, my hot chick has one just like it"
you know... make yourself unavailable... I hear the chicks dig that and want you even more..

[NewYorkDragons80]

i worked with this adorable man this office place doing medicaid billing...well one day we were in the elevator and he was lookin exceptionally cute....so i just started making out with him....it worked....just try that (very true story by the way....we dated for almost 6 months also...he was the last bf i had before my lonely plight of what is now)

Not the most realistic option for men.


http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/departed_damon.jpg

Ask her what floor, then tell her they're all fuckin crazy on that floor.

Seriously, just introduce yourself and tell her where/what floor you work. Catch her off guard (in a charming, but not forceful way) and don't come across like a terrified girl. See if you can build a conversation right there, but if you can't right away, don't force it and don't get discouraged. Now she knows you and you know her, and you're not being an Awkward Andy if you see her in the hallway some other time and you make small talk. If she's interested, great. If not, at least you didn't act like a total douche for bringing up the weather with some total stranger and getting shot down for reasons other than your looks or everyday personality.

[red_red_red]

i will help you...i know your not bold like me, so maybe another approach (a serious one) is next time ur in that situation make a silly comment like "geez stop flirting with me, ill take u on a date its not a big deal..." and she will laugh....if she doesnt u dont want her anyway she is garbage
ewwwwww......how cheesy

[RAAMONE]

the title of this thread sounds like a horror movie

[red_red_red]

you should have said "Nice purse, my hot chick has one just like it"
you know... make yourself unavailable... I hear the chicks dig that and want you even more..
now that's the ghey Katja, straight men do not talk about handbags

[britneypablo]

see how red had shot down both the ideas that women have offered.....apparently YOU know whats best....

[~Katja~]

now that's the ghey Katja, straight men do not talk about handbags

right, but he also is not truly trying to hook up with that chick cause he already has one at home that is hot and lusty :D

also I was just giving him his very own advice which he has been sporting in the other thread ;)

[red_red_red]

see how red had shot down both the ideas that women have offered.....apparently YOU know whats best....
so what's yer point?

[west milly Tom]

Going Down? on me? Geee geee geee.


Winner. :king:

[LaBoob]

Girls can pick up on fear and anxiety, so either just suck it up and say "hi, how are you today" (it's just as simple as that) and try to make casual and friendly conversation, or don't even bother. The guys who have been sincere with me and have made a sincere attempt in getting to know me even just a little bit, they stick in my mind much more than hokey guys trying to use a line on you, or "trying" to make conversation while looking you up and down licking their lips. Ugh.

[red_red_red]

right, but he also is not truly trying to hook up with that chick cause he already has one at home that is hot and lusty :D
so i hear, this thread is worthless with out pics of tom's chick

[west milly Tom]

you should have said "Nice purse, my hot chick has one just like it"
you know... make yourself unavailable... I hear the chicks dig that and want you even more..


Why you got to blow up my spot?

[hexy68]

So, I just got on an elevator with a totally sexy chick. She smiled at me and I could tell she wanted me to say something. I froze up, usually I am great in these situations but this time I froze like a fourteen year old Fez. What do all you other fellas say when you have to be whitty real quick? What's your goto rap?

http://friends4advait.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/1frnag98.jpg

[NewYorkDragons80]

i will help you...i know your not bold like me, so maybe another approach (a serious one) is next time ur in that situation make a silly comment like "geez stop flirting with me, ill take u on a date its not a big deal..." and she will laugh....if she doesnt u dont want her anyway she is garbage

That's actually really good

[topless_mike]

Girls can pick up on fear and anxiety, so either just suck it up and say "hi, how are you today" (it's just as simple as that) and try to make casual and friendly conversation, or don't even bother. The guys who have been sincere with me and have made a sincere attempt in getting to know me even just a little bit, they stick in my mind much more than hokey guys trying to use a line on you, or "trying" to make conversation while looking you up and down licking their lips. Ugh.

*writing this down in my notebook*

:bye:

[west milly Tom]

you should have said "Nice purse, my hot chick has one just like it"
you know... make yourself unavailable... I hear the chicks dig that and want you even more..

Although, this may be the best suggestion yet. 1)
It is disarming because it says hey I'm just talking not moving on you and 2)it summons the unquenchable thirst women have for wanting what they know they can't get.

[NewYorkDragons80]

I'll repeat my previous post:
Seriously, just introduce yourself and tell her where/what floor you work. Catch her off guard (in a charming, but not forceful way) and don't come across like a terrified girl. See if you can build a conversation right there, but if you can't right away, don't force it and don't get discouraged. Now she knows you and you know her, and you're not being an Awkward Andy if you see her in the hallway some other time and you make small talk. If she's interested, great. If not, at least you didn't act like a total douche for bringing up the weather with some total stranger and getting shot down for reasons other than your looks or everyday personality.

Just my $.02

[~Katja~]

Although, this may be the best suggestion yet. 1)
It is disarming because it says hey I'm just talking not moving on you and 2)it summons the unquenchable thirst women have for wanting what they know they can't get.

haha, you really believe your own crap... don't ya...
most women will back of a guy they are attracted to as soon as they see a ring on their finger

[~Katja~]

I'll repeat my previous post:


Just my $.02

that makes it 4 cents now

[Jughead]

Break out singing..I usually do Georgia by Ray Charles works every time...

[west milly Tom]

haha, you really believe your own crap... don't ya...
most women will back of a guy they are attracted to as soon as they see a ring on their finger

That's blatent girl trickery.

[red_red_red]

Although, this may be the best suggestion yet. 1)
It is disarming because it says hey I'm just talking not moving on you and 2)it summons the unquenchable thirst women have for wanting what they know they can't get.
:laugh: this explains why i drink so much

[red_red_red]

that makes it 4 cents now
how snarky....just sayin

[west milly Tom]

how snarky....just sayin

See she hates me because I'm unavailable.

:)

[NewYorkDragons80]

that makes it 4 cents now

You trying to cash in?

[red_red_red]

See she hates me because I'm unavailable.

:)
and jewish

[west milly Tom]

and jewish


Hava nigle Hava...

[Misteriosa]

see how red had shot down both the ideas that women have offered.....apparently YOU know whats best....

thats right! and dont forget it!

if red was in the elevator, she have you would lift up her Cherokee Tear Dress and get to work :happy:

[west milly Tom]

Then being me back to the trailer park for round two. : )

[Freakshow]

and jewish

So, the best opening line would be 'didn't I see your profile on jdate?'

[red_red_red]

thats right! and dont forget it!

if red was in the elevator, she have you would lift up her Cherokee Tear Dress and get to work :happy:

Then being me back to the trailer park for round two. : )
:laugh: i feel so understood

[red_red_red]

So, the best opening line would be 'didn't I see your profile on jdate?'
naw, i'd go with "i'm hung like a tuna can"

[AnnoyedGrunt]

"You know those crop circles over in England? I'm responsible."

[west milly Tom]

Are you a runner, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

[red_red_red]

Are you a runner, cause you've been running through my mind all day.
followed by chrissy from three's company snort...hawt

[west milly Tom]

I am sitting next to a georgus broad on the bus, I should put one of these to good use.

[red_red_red]

I am sitting next to a georgus broad on the bus, I should put one of these to good use.
do it...then post pix of the shiner you'll have ;)

[skyscraper]

how about, "So what do you want for breakfast?"

[Marc with a c]

first I ask them if they saw the fight outside, then I'll ask if she knows who mick jagger is and if so does she find him attractive.

[skyscraper]

I am sitting next to a georgus broad on the bus, I should put one of these to good use.

seriously, say something to her. what have you got to lose? then post her response.

[Judge Smails]

So, I just got on an elevator with a totally sexy chick. She smiled at me and I could tell she wanted me to say something. I froze up, usually I am great in these situations but this time I froze like a fourteen year old Fez. What do all you other fellas say when you have to be whitty real quick? What's your goto rap?

Ask her if she wants to go to White Castle with you and your friend Kumar. Just keep her away from Neil Patrick Harris.

[Freakshow]

Ask her if she wants to go to White Castle with you and your friend Kumar. Just keep her away from Neil Patrick Harris.

yes--gay guys steal all the chicks. It's a fundamental law of the universe.

[red_red_red]

:bump:...next time you run into that hottie on the elevator ask her if she rides here often, she'll prolly hump yer leg

[PapaBear]

:bump:...next time you run into that hottie on the elevator ask her if she rides here often, she'll prolly hump yer leg
Or, he could tell her he posted about her on the internet.

[red_red_red]

Or, he could tell her he posted about her on the internet.
well shit, if someone told me that, i would @ the very least blow them

[nate1000]

haha, you really believe your own crap... don't ya...
most women will back of a guy they are attracted to as soon as they see a ring on their finger

*takes off ring*

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

i worked with this adorable man this office place doing medicaid billing...well one day we were in the elevator and he was lookin exceptionally cute....so i just started making out with him....it worked....just try that (very true story by the way....we dated for almost 6 months also...he was the last bf i had before my lonely plight of what is now)
Sniff, sniff...:sad:

[Whiskeyportal]

I like to open with a cheesy line like "Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world", and then we laugh and laugh and she promptly drops to her knees and gets down to business.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I got an idea. First you have to get one of those fake broken arm casts with a sling. Put it on and next time you see her, ask her if she can help you put a couch in your van. And as soon as she is in the van.....well, you know.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I'll re-repeat NYD's previous-previous post:
I'll repeat my previous post:
Seriously, just introduce yourself and tell her where/what floor you work. Catch her off guard (in a charming, but not forceful way) and don't come across like a terrified girl. See if you can build a conversation right there, but if you can't right away, don't force it and don't get discouraged. Now she knows you and you know her, and you're not being an Awkward Andy if you see her in the hallway some other time and you make small talk. If she's interested, great. If not, at least you didn't act like a total douche for bringing up the weather with some total stranger and getting shot down for reasons other than your looks or everyday personality.

Just my $.02

[nate1000]

I got an idea. First you have to get one of those fake broken arm casts with a sling. Put it on and next time you see her, ask her if she can help you put a couch in your van. And as soon as she is in the van.....well, you know.

don't know how to sew.

[Dougie Brootal]

well shit, if someone told me that, i would @ the very least blow them

i posted about you on the internet.

[red_red_red]

i posted about you on the internet.
but don't you require 2 chicks?

[donnie_darko]

also another trick.

when the door close scream as if in pain "OOWWWW OUCHHIE" etc.

she'll ask what's wrong, inform her your gigantor sized cock was slammed in the door and you barely had time to drag it out.

(hot sex will ensue)

[3Setsof10]

Does the elevator have that little screen that gives news and weather? Find something on there to bring up.

Or ask if she works in the building cause you've not seen her before

Hell, "Done working for the day?" always always always works no matter what time it is.