This board hates Christmas!

[Mothball]

Why is it "x-mas" present for the boys"? "X-mas party"? If you aren't Christian, celebrate your own Satanic holidays and leave us Christians out of it! X-Mas? Freaking jews, hindus, muslims or whatever hellbound faith you believe in! John 3:16!!!

[Gvac]

Testify!

Church!

[GreatAmericanZero]

Why is it "x-mas" present for the boys"? "X-mas party"? If you aren't Christian, celebrate your own Satanic holidays and leave us Christians out of it! X-Mas? Freaking jews, hindus, muslims or whatever hellbound faith you believe in! John 3:16!!!

i think its just faster to type "Xmas". Like I type "omg" instead of "oh my god" and "btw" instead of "by the way"...we live in a face paced world! My time is to precious to add an unnecessary 5 letters!

[~Katja~]

Why is it "x-mas" present for the boys"? "X-mas party"? If you aren't Christian, celebrate your own Satanic holidays and leave us Christians out of it! X-Mas? Freaking jews, hindus, muslims or whatever hellbound faith you believe in! John 3:16!!!

we could always call it the give thanks to sheepy party

[JustJon]

I'm lazy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm lazy.

Took a lot of work to kill Him in the first place.

[Mothball]

i think its just faster to type "Xmas". Like I type "omg" instead of "oh my god" and "btw" instead of "by the way"...we live in a face paced world! My time is to precious to add an unnecessary 5 letters!

Bull! You look as Jewish as if Woody Allen had a son with down's syndrome! JOHN 3:16!

[underdog]

I celebrate ZombieJewmas.

[~Katja~]

get over yourself, in my country it's called Weihnachten... has no christ in it at all...

show me the good christians that still celebrate that day in a christian sense alone

[Tenbatsuzen]

I celebrate ZombieJewmas.

ZombieCANNIBALJew. You're forgetting the blood/flesh/remembrance part.

[Mothball]

get over yourself, in my country it's called Weihnachten... has no christ in it at all...

show me the good christians that still celebrate that day in a christian sense alone



I love it when a German talks about morality! Your people killed 6 million, and Hitler would have killed more but he couldn't afford the gas bill. Now where's Hottub, the man with teeth that make Willem Dafoe look like Donny Osmond to lock this important thread and feel like he has power?
JOHN 3:16

[~Katja~]

I love it when a German talks about morality! Your people killed 6 million, and Hitler would have killed more but he couldn't afford the gas bill. Now where's Hottub, the man with teeth that make Willem Dafoe look like Donny Osmond to lock this important thread and feel like he has power?
JOHN 3:16

there was no talk about morality. dummy

and MY people didn't kill anyone.

[GreatAmericanZero]

wow is this desperate

[IamFogHat]

I guess you're joking, but if you're a Christian and you're serious you should probably know this, (btw I'm an atheist, but I'm an educated atheist) x-mas is short for 'Christ'-mas, and there's no good way to explain this on the internet, but imagine a P + a X, and if you're a Christian you know that's the symbol for Christ.
BTW I'm a member of this board and an atheist but I LOVE Christmas! I love the season, I have to disagree with Ronnie B on this one. I celebrate it as a secular holiday, which I think any American has the right to in this day and age, but anyway, yeah, I love it and have the spirit Davie Mac has. W00t X-mas!

[Gvac]

Baby Jesus cries every time someone spells his name "X."

[Mothball]

I guess you're joking, but if you're a Christian and you're serious you should probably know this, (btw I'm an atheist, but I'm an educated atheist) x-mas is short for 'Christ'-mas, and there's no good way to explain this on the internet, but imagine a P + a X, and if you're a Christian you know that's the symbol for Christ.
BTW I'm a member of this board and an atheist but I LOVE Christmas! I love the season, I have to disagree with Ronnie B on this one. I celebrate it as a secular holiday, which I think any American has the right to in this day and age, but anyway, yeah, I love it and have the spirit Davie Mac has. W00t X-mas!

Ron is right about Christmas, and as an "educated" Christian, you really aren't that smart celebrating the birth of our lord Jesus Christ. Jesus hates you!
Did you hear about the athiest funeral? All dressed up and nowhere to go! Except hell!
JOHN 3:16

And German chick, not only did you kill millions, you created scat films. Feeling proud?

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[~Katja~]

Baby Jesus cries every time someone spells his name "X."

lmao

:lol:

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[Gvac]

Did you hear about the athiest funeral? All dressed up and nowhere to go!

HAHAHA! NICE!

Do you know how they make holy water?

They boil the hell out of it!

[~Katja~]

Ron is right about Christmas, and as an "educated" Christian, you really aren't that smart celebrating the birth of our lord Jesus Christ. Jesus hates you!
Did you hear about the athiest funeral? All dressed up and nowhere to go! Except hell!
JOHN 3:16

And German chick, not only did you kill millions, you created scat films. Feeling proud?

I did not kill anyone and as of today have not made a single scat film

( they originate in Brazil anyway, dummy)

and foghat said he is NOT a christian, reading is fundamental.

[IamFogHat]

Ron is right about Christmas, and as an "educated" Christian, you really aren't that smart celebrating the birth of our lord Jesus Christ. Jesus hates you!
Did you hear about the athiest funeral? All dressed up and nowhere to go! Except hell!
JOHN 3:16

And German chick, not only did you kill millions, you created scat films. Feeling proud?

The great thing about hardcore Christians and board characters is that they're indistinguishable.

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[~Katja~]

HAHAHA! NICE!

Do you know how they make holy water?

They boil the hell out of it!

:lol::lol::lol:
glad u are back

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[Mothball]

The great thing about hardcore Christians and board characters is that they're indistinguishable.

Keep it up! Jesus hates haters and you'll be dead soon, the lord works in mysterious ways, so expect to hit a pole on the highway tomorrow, or grow a huge tumor on your ballsack tonight!
Jesus is love!
JOHN 3:16

[Gvac]

:lol::lol::lol:
glad u are back

Me too!

Thanks.

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[LaBoob]

The great thing about hardcore Christians and board characters is that they're indistinguishable.

:clap:

[KnoxHarrington]

Happy Holidays to you, good sir!

[underdog]

Baby Jesus cries every time someone spells his name "X."

Miss Big Baby Jesus. :sad:

[Gvac]

Miss Big Baby Jesus. :sad:

He was the best.

[LaBoob]

Keep it up! Jesus hates haters and you'll be dead soon, the lord works in mysterious ways, so expect to hit a pole on the highway tomorrow, or grow a huge tumor on your ballsack tonight!
Jesus is love!
JOHN 3:16

Jesus is love but he hates haters? I'm confused.

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[IamFogHat]

Keep it up! Jesus hates haters and you'll be dead soon, the lord works in mysterious ways, so expect to hit a pole on the highway tomorrow, or grow a huge tumor on your ballsack tonight!
Jesus is love!
JOHN 3:16

"Come to me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light." (Matthew 11:28)
Uh-oh.

[~Katja~]

Keep it up! Jesus hates haters and you'll be dead soon, the lord works in mysterious ways, so expect to hit a pole on the highway tomorrow, or grow a huge tumor on your ballsack tonight!
Jesus is love!
JOHN 3:16

you know that mystery and jesus don't work together
pick a side for christ's sake

[Westley]

u shoudnt make fun of things like this. bad things will happen

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:laugh:
http://www.morethings.com/images/satan/south-park-SatanSad4_couch_revised_big.jpg

[Gvac]

you know that mystery and jesus don't work together
pick a side for christ's sake

Or for his own.

Me? I don't pick sides. I'm a little bit country, a little bit rock 'n roll.

[Jughead]

:lol::lol::lol:
glad u are back

X3

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you know that mystery and jesus don't work together
pick a side for christ's sake
who's sake?

[Mothball]

you know that mystery and jesus don't work together
pick a side for christ's sake

I'm on the side of Jesus, you're on the side of Satan, Hitler and David Hasselhoff! JOHN 3:16

[IamFogHat]

"Come to me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light." (Matthew 11:28)
Uh-oh.

I'm on the side of Jesus, you're on the side of Satan, Hitler and David Hasselhoff! JOHN 3:16

Why did I bother keeping the bit going?

[Jughead]

I have only started about 4-5 threads..and 4 do not count I was drunk....I wish I was young like you.....Everyday Its somebody coming up with a good thread I wish I had thought of.........:sad:...Did I mention I'm in the car business.....:surrender:

[mikeyboy]

I know it's your shtick, and all, Mothball -- your history is being an awful shock board character. Cut out the personal attacks, and you're fine to go on with your ramblings.

[~Katja~]

u shoudnt make fun of things like this. bad things will happen
like strange board characters stalking profiles?

who's sake?
sake is a tasty drink... but the hang over...

I'm on the side of Jesus, you're on the side of Satan, Hitler and David Hasselhoff! JOHN 3:16

hasselhoff is american, read up dummy

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like strange board characters stalking profiles?


sake is a tasty drink... but the hang over...



hasselhoff is american, read up dummy
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: PWND!!! or is it PWNED? fuckin rubes and their trailer park ways

[paulisded]

Worst bit ever.

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Worst bit ever.
i say best bit ever, I had some quality posts in here










:laugh:

[biozombie]

Owen 3:16 > Austin 3:16 > John 3:16

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Owen 3:16 > Austin 3:16 > John 3:16
who are these people? are they characters in that bestselling book " I Hate Your Guts"?

[TheMojoPin]

Holy shit, this is a new thread?!?

Mothbal is one of ye olde classic shock posters and hasn't been around in forever.

[Gvac]

The Jews got him going again.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Keep it up! Jesus hates haters and you'll be dead soon, the lord works in mysterious ways, so expect to hit a pole on the highway tomorrow, or grow a huge tumor on your ballsack tonight!
Jesus is love!
JOHN 3:16
Soooooo, Jesus is going to love you by running you into a pole on the highway? :thumbup:
Merry XXX-Mass!

I can almost understand the love you by messing with your ballsack, but even that is a stretch.

[jennysmurf]

This board doesn't hate Christmas, it hates Mothball.

[~Katja~]

Holy shit, this is a new thread?!?

Mothbal is one of ye olde classic shock posters and hasn't been around in forever.

gvac is back, mothball is back





coincidence?:ohmy::unsure:

[Marc with a c]

gvac is back, mothball is back





coincidence?:ohmy::unsure:

that's great, but jesus is still fucking dead.

[~Katja~]

that's great, but jesus is still fucking dead.

what a creep, he sure beats tub

[KC2OSO]

you guys done yet?

[hereintheUK]

We call it the winter carnival around here.

[CruelCircus]

I did not kill anyone and as of today have not made a single scat film

Well, we need to get you started. Right away!

[Don Stugots]

I love it when a German talks about morality! Your people killed 6 million, and Hitler would have killed more but he couldn't afford the gas bill. Now where's Hottub, the man with teeth that make Willem Dafoe look like Donny Osmond to lock this important thread and feel like he has power?
JOHN 3:16

didnt they do all that in then name of your GOD?

[Slumbag]

Why is it "x-mas" present for the boys"? "X-mas party"? If you aren't Christian, celebrate your own Satanic holidays and leave us Christians out of it! X-Mas? Freaking jews, hindus, muslims or whatever hellbound faith you believe in! John 3:16!!!

I LOVE Christmas, but not a big fan of the whole Christian, whoopity Jesus birthday deal.




So I'm good, right?

[Marc with a c]

didnt they do all that in then name of your GOD?

nay

[Mullenax]

X=Christ since before 540 AD in the Eastern Roman Empire under Constantine. All his soldiers had Christ on their shields. I bet your church even uses the Chi-rho symbol (the thing that looks like an X and a P) for Christ.

The rest of the world had Jesus first, don't hate their language.
<img src= "http://www.londonbaystationery.com/Images/chi_rho.jpg" height=150 width=150>

[Hottub]

Hi, Mothball.:bye:

Wow. The creeps are coming out of the woodwork anymore.
JustJon 3:16

[Heather 8]

X

:devil2:

[Heather 8]

Hi, Mothball.:bye:

Wow. The creeps are coming out of the woodwork anymore.
JustJon 3:16

Well, you would know.

:innocent:

[Hottub]

Stupid whore.

[Heather 8]

Stupid whore.

Ah, point made.

[led37zep]

I won't be impressed till Moth starts posting in tongues.


(cause thats the lord posting through him)

[utriculus!]

Why is it "x-mas" present for the boys"? "X-mas party"? If you aren't Christian, celebrate your own Satanic holidays and leave us Christians out of it! X-Mas? Freaking jews, hindus, muslims or whatever hellbound faith you believe in! John 3:16!!!

'X-Mas' is an Americanized consumer-friendly holiday.

'Christmas' is creepy because only whackadoos still subscribe to traditionalist religious observances in 2008.


edit- Next time I'll read more than post #1 so I don't look like "doesn't get the bit guy" :)

[yojimbo7248]

Damn, this does get tricky trying to figure out who is real and who is a board character. I'm pretty sure Mothball is someone's foaming-at-the-mouth, preacher-with-a-pistol character and responding seriously to his ranting makes you look like doesn't get the bit guy. LordJezo, though, seems like he might be a real person. Any advice on sure signs that someone is a board character rather than real?

[Heather 8]

Everyone's a character except Fat_Sunny.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Everyone's a character except Fat_Sunny.

Even Jack?

[IMSlacker]

u shoudnt make fun of things like this. bad things will happen

Right on, Westley.

Season's Greetings, everybody!

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't know if this is just a board bit, or if it was talked about on the show or if it's just instanity in general, but I love Christmas. I'm not religious in the least, I just enjoy giving present to people I care about and I love the time of year for whatever reason.

I really am not sure why I continue to like this time of year but I just do. There's plenty of reason to get bitter and sad at Christmas but I just never find myself getting like that for too long, it's a fun time of year.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I know you guys are jealous of dredals, esp ones made out of clay

[Jack 8]

Even Jack?

I'm still real to me, dammit!

[ahhdurr]

LordJezo, though, seems like he might be a real person. Any advice on sure signs that someone is a board character rather than real?
Met Jezo once - he gave me sci fi books. He called me and guess what showed up on my phone:

"Jezo"

I'm betting on him being real - but there's always the chance he's not.

[ahhdurr]

Oh - and it's Winter Carnival.

There's a war on Christmas. General Bennigton is leading the charge.

I don't think baby Jesus stands a chance- his parents, some farm animals, three old kings and a drummer boy.

I'll kick the shit out of Christmas myself.

[KC2OSO]

Festivus?

[ahhdurr]

Festivus?

Winter Carnivul for the restivus?:happy: