End the SitCom in one episode.

[Hottub]

As suggested.

Stop building coconut radios and put a patch on The Minnow's hull.

Tell Roper you are broke and need to share an apartment.

Stake out the Duke brother's house and wait for them to come home.

[Don Stugots]

the kids are black and the dad is rich and white, everyone gets over it.

[razorboy]

Leave SatCam alone.

[torker]

Monroe dies of a "mystery disease".
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[MacVittie]

Escape from the P.O.W. camp and kill Hitler.

[tileslinger]

The Fonz sticks up Al's, beats up Richie and knocks up Joni

[GreatAmericanZero]

The Fonz sticks up Al's, beats up Richie and knocks up Joni

would the show end if once the Fonz admitted the he was Wr....Wr.....Wr....Wroooooooooooooo.....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Al Bundy gets divorced , now he is Divorced with Children

[smiler grogan]

Instead of choosing the obviously uncomfortable option Larry sits there quietly.

[drjoek]

Jerry Seinfeld locks his apartment door.

[drjoek]

.

[tileslinger]

would the show end if once the Fonz admitted the he was Wr....Wr.....Wr....Wroooooooooooooo.....

Your rigtht I'm Ss...sso...oorr...y

[Dude!]

i like your first post better
apertment

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

it's almost midnight on december 31st 1979

[GreatAmericanZero]

Al Bundy gets divorced , now he is Divorced with Children

that happened. it was called "Unhappily Ever After"

[Jughead]

Andy is wise....... Barney is over the top..We get it..... Fuck Helen....... Finger Thelma Lu and Opie is a great Kid....and every other kid is spoiled....OVER:drunk:..Did I spell Thelma lou right ???

[MacVittie]

every casting director realizes Vinnie Chase can't act worth shit and he stays in Queens.

[Foster]

Gomer is shot in the head during basic training

[Don Stugots]

the war is over.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the golden girls die of old age

Mr Belvedere is fired and the show is renamed Eucker and Friends

Coach Lubbock wore a condom once and maybe doesnt have 8 kids

Herman is placed in a mental hospital for having split personalities

Chris Peterson goes to college and gets a job in accounting

Harry is killed by 2 hunters and the show is called the Hendersons

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Carmine gets ratted out by a mob informant and gets sent up the river. Shirley in her grief, gets knocked up by Squiggy. Lavern realizes she is gay and runs off with Big Rosie who turns out to be gay too. Lenny OD's on heroin and the next day Schotz Brewery files for bankruptcy. Everybody else goes on with their pathetic lives. The end.

[tileslinger]

Gomer is shot in the head during basic training

Or is caught blowing Sgt. Carter. He'll never be able to look Andy in the eye when he goes back to Maybarry.

[paracetamol flanders]

Gomer is shot in the head during basic training

Full Metal Jackass?

[Foster]

Ruben Kincaid thinks the demo sucks and tells the Partridges to fuck off

[Don Stugots]

one day this lady met this fellow and he turned out to be gay.

[Tall_James]

Alf the Alien arrives on Earth. Willie Tanner calls the government and they scoop him up.

Alf is then killed and gets dissected on an examination table in a secret government lab.

[drjoek]

Thanks to No Child Left Behind the sweathogs all graduate.

[Foster]

After his daughter married the liberal meathead, Archie kicked them both out of his house.

[Tall_James]

The Jeffersons move into a deluxe apartment in the sky.

Someone burns a cross in the hallway in front of their door.

They move out the next day.

[tileslinger]

Dr. Johnny Fever and Venus Fly Trap are free-baseing in the studio and burn down WKRP.

[Foster]

Ann Ramano learns her place and she and her two daughters stay with her husband

[Don Stugots]

opening scene someone tell Bea Arthur she is a cunt and needs to get off her high horse and she does.

[tileslinger]

The Jeffersons move into a deluxe apartment in the sky.

Someone burns a cross in the hallway in front of their door.

They move out the next day.

With Helen and Tom right behind them

[Don Stugots]

Paul and Jamie realize they are really mad AT each other and get a divorce.

[tileslinger]

Barney and Andy are both killed after a drunken Otis plows into their patrol car.

[Foster]

Mel's Diner is closed down by the board of health

everyone is sent to jail for not washing their hands after using the bathroom

[Tall_James]

In a fit of Latin rage, Ricky Ricardo throws Lucy out the 12th floor apartment window when he catches her dressed like a thief, trying to trick Ricky into giving her a part in his show.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Ricky gets deported by Homeland Security and Fred and Ethel evict Lucy and li'l Ricky. They go on to live an un-remarkable life with her mother in a small town in Oklahoma.

[Foster]

Paul and Jamie realize they are really mad AT each other and get a divorce.

I think that is how the show really did end

[Don Stugots]

I think that is how the show really did end

did it? i had no idea. hahaha.

[Tall_James]

South Korea is invaded by North Korea, killing all the Simpsons animators in a pogrom.

[Foster]

The residents of Mockingbird lane burn down that big ulgly house with all the strange creatures inside

[jauble]

Black father wears horrid sweaters and sells pudding. Son later catches a bullet.

[ozzie]

Major Nelson realizes that he is now the luckiest man alive.

The end.

[Don Stugots]

BJ gets a DWI and loses his driver's license and his monkey is taking by animal control.

[Foster]

Samantha Stevens finds Christ and renounces witchcraft

[Gvac]

Ruben Kincaid thinks the demo sucks and tells the Partridges to fuck off

As if!

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[biozombie]

Shortly after the loss of his wife, Danny Tanner takes a nose dive off the Golden Gate bridge, but not before throwing his children in first.

[tileslinger]

Sam has to sell Cheers Melvilles due to paternity suits. Mellville promptly fires everyone but Carla who gets pregnent like always. Norm and Cliff cant afford to drink there anymore.

[Foster]

The Pacific Princess is put in dry dock because of the wide spread of Ebola among its passengers

[Tall_James]

On his first mission, Max gets a bullet in the back of his head from a CHAOS agent.

[tileslinger]

After a watching a PBS Documentry on FDR Alex P. Keatton resigns from the Young Republicans and follows the Dead.

After Mallorys abortion Mike begins to rethink his political affiliation.

[Tall_James]

Sergeant O'Rourke ignores Wilton Parmeter and orders a massacre of the Hakawi Indian Tribe. Corporal Agarn is killed by an arrow through the head.

[MisterSmith]

Suddenly realizing that the technology doesn't exist to create a talking car with artificial intelligence, much less one that is bullet and explosion proof, Michael Knight wakes up from the coma he has been in since being shot in the line of duty as a police officer.

[Foster]

Flipper gets caught in a tuna net and now sits in multiple kitchen cabets throughout the US

[ozzie]

Gary gets re-married.

[Tall_James]

Two kids in black trenchcoats with shotguns enter the Bayside HS cafeteria.

Zach, Kelly, Slater, Lisa, Jessie and Screech are at the first table near the door.

[tileslinger]

A frightend mob burns down the Munsters house and chase them out of town.

[PapaBear]

Give the crazy old man downstairs from the "Friends" an assault rifle, then jump up and down on their floor with heavy boots, and run away.

[Tall_James]

Will meets a handsome gay Haitian monkey rancher. Grace starts planning the funeral.

[tileslinger]

Uncle Phil sends his big mouth smart ass nephew back to Philly.

[Tall_James]

Urkel barges into the house unannounced as Sergeant Winslow is cleaning his service revolver. He turns and fires on the intruder and says "Did I do that?"

[realmenhatelife]

Kevin Arnold busts Winnie Coopers cherry and Paul falls off his bike, breaking his nose and necessitating rhinoplasty.

Harry T Stone goes to an amateur magicians convention one Saturday afternoon and misses several phone calls.

Murphy Brown starts an all female panel show and loses all credibility.

[Devo37]

Vicki gets taken from the home by Child Protective Services for being forced to sleep in a closet. CPS discovers that she's fantastic, made of plastic (microchips here and there) and promptly disassembles her.

[jauble]

Some sort of hiv joke...also cirrhosis. Ive never watched the show but this is what I gather.

[angry gary]

episode one: instead of a rock otis t. bass throws a grenade through the sheriff's office window. no need for episode two.

[Devo37]

Alf the Alien arrives on Earth. Willie Tanner calls the government and they scoop him up.

Alf is then killed and gets dissected on an examination table in a secret government lab.

Ditto for Tim O'Hara reporting that Uncle Martin is really a Martian.

[biozombie]

Jombi (sp?) develops a conscience, makes anonymous phone call pertaining to "vintage erotica" stashed in the back room of the playhouse.
Chairy, Globey & all the rest are donated to the local Goodwill, where the a portion of the proceeds from their sale will go towards teaching Cowboy Curtis & Miss Yvonne how to read.

[angry gary]

mcgiver accidentally sticks a bobby pin into an outlet and dies

[realmenhatelife]

Both My Two Dads pull out.

[NickyL0885]

Dexter kills a man, gets arrested and lethal injection.

John Dorian enters the hospital, only to quit after Dr. Cox hurts his feelings.

Michael Scofield tries to break out of prison and gets shot while running.

[NickyL0885]

Doogie Hauser accidently kills a patient, gets sued by the family and no long can practice medicine.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Dr house mixes his cases and kills the dead patient to find the right diagnosis, while he tries to revive the live patient but kills him in the process, and finds a witty way to sum it all up

[Foster]

Obama is elected president and his new social programs allow the Evans family to move out of the projects.

DYN-O-MITE!

[Farmer Dave]

Tom never meets Carol because he's busy skipping from glory hole to glory hole after his first wife figures out the truth.

[Don Stugots]

They couldn't rebuild him

[Foster]

Tom never meets Carol because he's busy skipping from glory hole to glory hole after his first wife figures out the truth.

what show is this from?

[SHANEFROMGA]

while running from rosco the duke boys jump a dry creek bed , but don't make it ramming the general lee into the side of the drop off killing bo and luke.
enos finally goes into a crazy virgin lust rage storms the duke farm and shoots uncle jeesie
the rapes daisy.

[Piuki]

The current economic crisis and societal trend toward "green" initiatives to go paperless see Dunder Mifflin forced to shut its floundering Scranton branch.

[Dell]

Al Bundy gets divorced , now he is Divorced with Children

Would that be Al Un-married?

[drjoek]

Lunar Mission fails on the launch pad in Cocoa Beach Florida. Jeanie remains trapped in bottle floating in the Atlantic Ocean.

[BeerBandit]

The Rapture occurs and Mike and Chrissy are assumed into heaven. Maggie and Jason begin preaching to those left behind. Ben discovers numbers on the back of his head and runs away while a distraught Carol runs into the arms of Boner.

[Farmer Dave]

Tom never meets Carol because he's busy skipping from glory hole to glory hole after his first wife figures out the truth.

what show is this from?

Well fuck me, I'm an idiot. I meant Mike of course. What can I say it was early.

[Tall_James]

Fred is eaten by a veloceraptor at the quarry.

[Hottub]

Lisa doesn't follow Oliver to the sticks.
She files for divorce and keeps the penthouse.

Arnold becomes dinner.

[Whiskeyportal]

The 3 hour tour ends when the boat sinks and they all drown.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

They couldn't rebuild him
:tongue::tongue::tongue: LOTT (Line of the thread!) Well played.

"Brevity is the soul of wit" - Billy Shakespear

[GreatAmericanZero]

Mr. Belding expels Zack

[Whiskeyportal]

Corky's parents get a sonogram and decide to terminate the pregnancy.

[Foster]

Corky's parents get a sonogram and decide to terminate the pregnancy.

we have a winner

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cliff Norm and Frazier go to AA and Sam Malone is forced to close down Cheers

[GreatAmericanZero]

Gary is Married

[silks]

The Susan B. Anthony hotel becomes co-ed.

[Whiskeyportal]

Sam Beckett's first leap is into the body of his pregnant mother. He falls down the stairs.

[ozzie]

Gary gets re-married.

Gary is married

:huh:

[BeerBandit]

Corky's parents get a sonogram and decide to terminate the pregnancy.
That's ending the show before it even started.

[epo]

Barney Miller files for a transfer.

[epo]

Mary Richards decides that Minneapolis is too cold and moves to Florida.

[biozombie]

Ponch and John pull over a smuggler with a trunk full of heroin. Smuggler unloads a full clip, Grossman gets a promotion for no apparent reason.

[epo]

Tool Time goes national and Tim develops a coke program which drives away his friends and family. Even Al quits the show.

[torker]

Eddie's father transforms into the Hulk.

[lleeder]

Charles rapes the older daughter leaves an upper decker in the toilet and moves out.

[MacVittie]

Marge runs into Bart on her way home from the grocery store, paralyzing him permanently.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Vinnie Chase gets the lead in a Scorsese movie

[torker]

Uncle Bill is carted off to jail for playing 'pants puppet' with Buffy and Jody.

[scottinnj]

CSI: Miami

Horatio loses his sunglasses-can't complete opening scene.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Balki gets deported back to Meatbos


it turns into the 80s


it turns into the 90s (a cellular phone)

Caroline moves out to the Subburbs ( yes i know of Caroline in the City, im Gay)