Post tonsillectomy semen swallowing

[Rake]

I had my tonsils removed last week and I was wondering if you could tell me whether or not it is okay to swallow my husband's bodily fluids. I wasn't given any specifics as to what I could and could not eat other than to avoid milk and dairy products. I am not sure what category semen fits into...

My husband told me this is a terrible first post but I am truly curious! Love the show!


Thanks!
Rake

[Dr Steve]

I had my tonsils removed last week and I was wondering if you could tell me whether or not it is okay to swallow my husband's bodily fluids. I wasn't given any specifics as to what I could and could not eat other than to avoid milk and dairy products.

boy, there are like at least 10 pretty decent jokes there and I'm resisting all of them. :-)

I am not sure what category semen fits into...

"none of the above", as far as milk and dairy...I'm pretty sure they nixed those just because they tend to increase mucus production in the throat.

You have a couple of open wounds in the back of your throat, and usually they hurt pretty bad, which would preclude oral sex for most people. The big risks are 1) getting the tonsils bleeding again (not a huge problem if you just don't jam your husband's dick into the tonsillar folds, AND his member isn't all craggy like a rasp) and 2) infection. Since semen is sterile (unless your husband has a prostate infection or the like), it really shouldn't hurt anything.

given that you're likely in misery and you're still trying to justify giving your husband head, I think you're in line for the "good egg" award for the month.



My husband told me this is a terrible first post


Your husband is unbelievably, incredibly wrong



but I am truly curious! Love the show!


Thanks!
Rake

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[GreatAmericanZero]

thank god this thread was started by a woman

[Westley]

gross

[WillfulBoy]

I think Dr Steve may have let his man club membership cloud his response.

As much as I hate to say this...
I think you may want to avoid swallowing for a while. At least give the wounds time to heal. (at least a week or two) I don't think the extra mucous would feel very good for you. If your husband's not a real piece of shit he'll forgo a little momentary enjoyment to keep you from having to endure any unnecessary discomfort.

I'd say give your throat a break for a couple weeks and give up the balloon knot instead. Again, if he's not an animal it should be a win win situation for the both of you.

He should be happy that you're such a good egg.

Hope you feel better soon!!

[WillfulBoy]

I think you're in line for the "good egg" award for the month

If not the entire decade.:thumbup:

where can I find a rake of my own?

[~Katja~]

I think Dr Steve may have let his man club membership cloud his response.

As much as I hate to say this...
I think you may want to avoid swallowing for a while. At least give the wounds time to heal. (at least a week or two) I don't think the extra mucous would feel very good for you. If your husband's not a real piece of shit he'll forgo a little momentary enjoyment to keep you from having to endure any unnecessary discomfort.

I'd say give your throat a break for a couple weeks and give up the balloon knot instead. Again, if he's not an animal it should be a win win situation for the both of you.

He should be happy that you're such a good egg.

Hope you feel better soon!!

yeah, I am no doctor but I sort of agree.
Growing up having tonsils removed always meant you could eat lots of ice cream (or popsicles), so unless he wants to put his member on ice for you I would say sit back for a few weeks and let him work in some oral pleasures.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

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sorry, but it had to be said

[~Katja~]

This thread is useless without pictures


sorry, but it had to be said
sorry, you asked
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[PerryWinkle]

the only thing that would make this thread hotter, is if she is a 12 year old asking this question?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

sorry, you asked
not exactly what I had pictured, but ....thanks

[Fallon]

the only thing that would make this thread hotter, is if she is a 12 year old asking this question?

Ohhhh Uncle Perry!

[~Katja~]

Ohhhh Uncle Perry!

he is directly related to Uncle Paul

[PerryWinkle]

he is directly related to Uncle Paul

uncle paul is my uncle. i've learned from the best at an early age, when i was bouncing on his knee. i'm 32 years young, 31 actually, 32 in december

[~Katja~]

uncle paul is my uncle. i've learned from the best at an early age, when i was bouncing on his knee. i'm 32 years young, 31 actually, 32 in december

but did you have your tonsils removed?

[PerryWinkle]

but did you have your tonsils removed?

what kind of question is that? don't worry about that now, we're trying to help this young girl

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<-----i'm finally a super poster

[west milly Tom]

what kind of question is that? don't worry about that now, we're trying to help this young girl

edit
<-----i'm finally a super poster


Uncle Perry strikes again.

[DarkHippie]

where can I find a rake of my own?

I bought mine at Home Depot

[Jujubees2]

Rake,

Do you have any single sisters?

[topless_mike]

Rake = my new favorite poster.

[drjoek]

I had my tonsils removed last week and I was wondering if you could tell me whether or not it is okay to swallow my husband's bodily fluids. I wasn't given any specifics as to what I could and could not eat other than to avoid milk and dairy products. I am not sure what category semen fits into...

My husband told me this is a terrible first post but I am truly curious! Love the show!


Thanks!
Rake

Greatest new board character since Rorshach.

[Dougie Brootal]

boy, there are like at least 10 pretty decent jokes there and I'm resisting all of them. :-)



"none of the above", as far as milk and dairy...I'm pretty sure they nixed those just because they tend to increase mucus production in the throat.

You have a couple of open wounds in the back of your throat, and usually they hurt pretty bad, which would preclude oral sex for most people. The big risks are 1) getting the tonsils bleeding again (not a huge problem if you just don't jam your husband's dick into the tonsillar folds, AND his member isn't all craggy like a rasp) and 2) infection. Since semen is sterile (unless your husband has a prostate infection or the like), it really shouldn't hurt anything.

given that you're likely in misery and you're still trying to justify giving your husband head, I think you're in line for the "good egg" award for the month.



Your husband is unbelievably, incredibly wrong



Please PLEASE call my voicemail line and do this question live for the show:

423 343 8 8 8 4

thanks dr. steve!



whoops wrong account!:flush:

[hexy68]

the fact that you asked makes you a good egg!!!!!!:clap:

[debit]

thank god this thread was started by a woman


Yeah, at least it wasn't started by a Moose!

[Gunner S]

my girlfriend wont even let me fuck her when shes on your period, and your swallowing after you jst got your tonsils taken out?
as Patrice Oneal Would you "What a Trooper"

[Dr Steve]

I think Dr Steve may have let his man club membership cloud his response.

As much as I hate to say this...
I think you may want to avoid swallowing for a while. At least give the wounds time to heal. (at least a week or two) !

here's the thing, though...is a couple of cc's of semen worse than a cheeseburger? (well, with regard to the original question...jeez, don't modquote me on that one). She's swallowing saliva 60+ times a minute and presumably she's eating as well.

Although I totally agree, if her husband is just standing there demanding head after she's just had a tonsillectomy, he needs to be soundly thrashed. If, however, she's asking because she's "a good'n" (as we say in TN), then probably no harm would be done as long as she's careful and her husband doesn't just start jamming it down her throat gagging her. Common sense must prevail, in the end. :-)

[KingGeno]

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[topless_mike]

Problem Solved.

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[bossdjbware]

Although I totally agree, if her husband is just standing there demanding head after she's just had a tonsillectomy, he needs to be soundly thrashed. If, however, she's asking because she's "a good'n" (as we say in TN), then probably no harm would be done as long as she's careful and her husband doesn't just start jamming it down her throat gagging her. Common sense must prevail, in the end. :-)

I never demanded, she insists because she is a good egg. Unfortunately, I can't finish from oral alone.

[skyscraper]

I never demanded, she insists because she is a good egg. Unfortunately, I can't finish from oral alone.

well, if she's just looking for some jizz to swallow, I'm sure we could round up some volunteers.
no offense: she just seems to be eager to do it, and you said you can't finish from oral.
call me a jizz broker.

[denko]

here's the thing, though...is a couple of cc's of semen worse than a cheeseburger? (well, with regard to the original question...jeez, don't modquote me on that one). She's swallowing saliva 60+ times a minute and presumably she's eating as well.

Although I totally agree, if her husband is just standing there demanding head after she's just had a tonsillectomy, he needs to be soundly thrashed. If, however, she's asking because she's "a good'n" (as we say in TN), then probably no harm would be done as long as she's careful and her husband doesn't just start jamming it down her throat gagging her. Common sense must prevail, in the end. :-)



then why bother?

[Rake]

I asked because I wanted to do it! Just because he doesn't finish from only oral doesn't mean he can't fuck me and then finish in my mouth. Dr. Steve is right when he says that swallowing semen is no worse than eating regular food. If anything it goes down easier! I did it and had no negative side effects. I was mainly worried that it could cause increased mucus production. I am feeling much better now though and have returned to the regular sex routine.


Also, I am not a board character!

[Jujubees2]

I asked because I wanted to do it! Just because he doesn't finish from only oral doesn't mean he can't fuck me and then finish in my mouth. Dr. Steve is right when he says that swallowing semen is no worse than eating regular food. If anything it goes down easier! I did it and had no negative side effects. I was mainly worried that it could cause increased mucus production. I am feeling much better now though and have returned to the regular sex routine.


Also, I am not a board character!

Jesus Rake, where were you when I was falling in lust?

[Dr Steve]

then why bother?


Ok, it's Thanksgiving and all, but this made me laugh really loud. :-)


I vote Rake as greatest poster ever and bossdjbware as luckiest man alive.