The Ronnie B Fun Night

[Freitag]

(talking more about the show)


So Ron has set the price on what it will take to hang out with him for a night for the commoner - $3000 plus a box of Cubans.

My question is this:

If you were to go out with Ronnie for a night, what would it entail? I'm getting a vision of "Scent of a Woman", minus blindness, but extra uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner.

[ChrisTheCop]

3K for the next bar night???

[Freakshow]

stalker.

[Big_Joe]

Could we chip in with a group and have everyone go out with Ron that night?

[spainlinx0]

I have been listening to the WJFK shows since I wasn't able to listen to them then, and I think Fez should bring back Friday Night Lights.

[patrick187]

(talking more about the show)


So Ron has set the price on what it will take to hang out with him for a night for the commoner - $3000 plus a box of Cubans.

My question is this:

If you were to go out with Ronnie for a night, what would it entail? I'm getting a vision of "Scent of a Woman", minus blindness, but extra uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner.

First I would take him out to a nice dinner, then I would take him home and when his gaurd was down I would knock him out. I would then cutt into his flesh, and wear his flesh and be born unto new worlds where his flesh would become my key.

[SatCam]

First I would place a call to his residence to set up a date. It could be any day of the week as I am very flexible and I dont want Ronny to have to change plans. After the date is set, I would place a reservation at the nicest restaurant in town for a table on the balcony over looking the lake.

I would rent a hot red corvette convertible and drive it to Ronny's house. I would then go to his stoop a ring his bell. He would then introduce me to his wife, I will promise to get him home safe and before 11:30 because it is a work night. Of course, being a gentleman, I would open the passenger's side door for him and then slickly hop over the driver's side door and into my seat.

We will arrive 5 minutes early, and I will give the valet my keys then a 20 in hopes he won't scratch up my ride. We will be seated at our reserved table with no delay and I will order the most expensive wine from the wine menu.

Ron will order the filet mignon, rare please. I will get the quiche.

During dinner we will discuss the usual fare: His kids, my work, philosophy, classical Italian literature and the like.

Dessert is ordered and served... we both decide on the crème brûlée. It is at this time that I ceremoniously present him with his box of cuban cigars. It was carefully chosen by cigar aficionado and comedian Tommy Z and me. Ron is ecstatic and we share a smile.

(You might be wondering about the payment of $3000. Well, Ron was given the choice of the lump sum of $3000 or have it payed in a 6 year annuity with a 4% APY interest rate. Ron decided on the lump sum because he said "he wants to invest the money himself".)

The ride home was fairly quiet, as Ron and I digest our dinners. Ron briefly breaks the fourth wall and reveals Fez's secret. We quietly but contently stare off into the open road, and I realize that for the first time in my life I am truly happy.

[santino]

I don't know that Ronnie would really appreciate my company him being sober and all. unless.......i did drugs for the both of us!! oh it's fuckin on.

-there isn't one of those smiley face things snortin rails off a stripper's back, so use your imagination.

[BigReggie]

For the 3K I think we would spend most of this evening shit bombing houses, driving in my buick century jamming our god damn asses of to Def Leppard's only album that mattered.... Pyromania.

Oh then we would watch Howard the Duck.

[west milly Tom]

Howard The Duck might go down as the 80's worst mistake. Why that movie, just curious.

[Dougie Brootal]

satcam... best post ever! i read it twice!

[spainlinx0]

Satcam that was hilarious. Ron should read that on the air.

[moochcassidy]

satcam... best post ever! i read it twice!

i havent laughed at a post like that in a while

[SatCam]

thanks guys. I hope ron reads it and accepts my proposal

[Sue_Bender]

Brilliant work, SatCam. :clap:


Absolutely beautiful.