What Are The Odds?

[Gvac]

Fez said today that he's about 30-40% sure he'll share his big secret with his family this Thanksgiving weekend.

I think the percentage is way lower than that.

If anything he'll tell his sister, but NO WAY he tells his parents and brothers.

[Marc with a c]

"lemme tell ya somethin"

[Foster]

come on... a secret like that you just don't blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner

[Gvac]

come on... a secret like that you just don't blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner

You know what it is?

Please tell me!

[Don Stugots]

You know what it is?

Please tell me!

Fez is G*mod edit*

[Tenbatsuzen]

Fez is G*mod edit*

If Fez is Gvac, I'm fucking leaving.

[Badinia]

Nonsense, he just needs to work it into the dinner conversation.

Mom...Dad...can I tell you what this reminds me of?

http://www.gadgetgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/stuffing-cage.png

[Hottub]

*reat!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Nonsense, he just needs to work it into the dinner conversation.

Mom...Dad...can I tell you what this reminds me of?

http://www.gadgetgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/stuffing-cage.png


That looks like it has room for one more.

[Badinia]

Dad, did you help prepare the turkey? I sure feel for the lil' guy!
http://www.bbqbrew.net/Texoma/index_files/image044.jpg

[lleeder]

come on... a secret like that you just don't blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner

You know what it is?

Please tell me!

He hates turkey.

That would really make his mom cry.

[Tallman388]

Fez will have to tell Corky at least three times, he didn't realize Fez was in Pensacola for two years.

[torker]

Their only hope for offspring:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/cnbc30/ist2_1078991_turkey_baster.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

will he tell the secret before or after his yearly "front lawn nude ass spraying"?

[realmenhatelife]

Mom... Dad, this may come as a bit of a shock, but I dont know the first god damned thing about Three's Company.

[santino]

the Magic 8-ball says "outlook not so good"

Keep it like a secret Fez.

[reillyluck]

If Fez is Gvac, I'm fucking leaving.

if Fez is Gvac, he's DEFINITELY not gay.

Fez. Not Gvac.

[MisterSmith]

Mom... Dad, this may come as a bit of a shock, but I dont know the first god damned thing about Three's Company.

:lol::thumbup:

I'm still giggling.

[PapaBear]

3.14159265%

[TooLowBrow]

3.14159265%

that reminds me of a joke


what does pi equal?

delicious

[PapaBear]

that reminds me of a joke


what does pi equal?


:wallbash:

You didn't take the set up. You were supposed to say, "We got any pi back there, Earl?"

[NC Radio Fan]

Mom... Dad, this may come as a bit of a shock, but I dont know the first god damned thing about Three's Company.

Damn funny. And true.

[STC-Dub]

"Mother and Father, Todd is Back!"

Doesn't seem that hard.

[Gvac]

If Fez is Gvac, I'm fucking leaving.

Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.
Please let me be Fez.

[epo]

2 to 1.

[sailor]

five to one, baby

[PapaBear]

five to one, baby
One in five.

[Gvac]

No one here gets out alive.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Fez said today that he's about 30-40% sure he'll share his big secret with his family this Thanksgiving weekend.

I think the percentage is way lower than that.

If anything he'll tell his sister, but NO WAY he tells his parents and brothers.

i think he meant he is going to tell someone else...not his parents not the fans...he misunderstood the question...fez thought what are the odds i am going to tell one other person.

[west milly Tom]

Its only a secret to Fez, once he tells them they'll all go 'duh'
and resume stuffing they're faces.

[torker]

what gvac said

[GvacMobile]

OK, Fezzie chickened out over the Thanksgiving holiday. Anybody think he'll spill the beans to his family over the Christmas break?

[biggestmexi]

OK, Fezzie chickened out over the Thanksgiving holiday.

Wow, how did you get your news so soon?

[FunkyDrummer]

OK, Fezzie chickened out over the Thanksgiving holiday. Anybody think he'll spill the beans to his family over the Christmas break?

Shouldn't that be turkeyed out? http://boards.buffalobills.com/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

[patrick187]

"lemme tell ya somethin"

I'll be god damn.

[Freakshow]

http://www.thewho.info/images/Odds&Sods-UK-Poster.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

OK, Fezzie chickened out over the Thanksgiving holiday. Anybody think he'll spill the beans to his family over the Christmas break?

I say he backs out again over Xmas.

[Freakshow]

I say he backs out again over Xmas.

so you are saying they will find out first-hand, instead of him having to tell them????

[Gvac]

I wonder how Fez is doing right about now...

[lleeder]

I wonder how Fez is doing right about now...

I bet he's sitting on a couch thats teetering on paint cans. While in his head he's thinking "Ok, nows the best time...no maybe later" over and over and over again.

[Gvac]

I bet he's sitting on a couch thats teetering on paint cans. While in his head he's thinking "Ok, nows the best time...no maybe later" over and over and over again.

I bet you're exactly right.

And I bet Corky is absolutely shit housed on Jack Daniels, chewing his ear off the entire time.

[Foster]

I wonder how Fez is doing right about now...

if you go by what he thought the reactions would be, we should all feel the ground shake when he does tell

[lleeder]

I bet you're exactly right.

And I bet Corky is absolutely shit housed on Jack Daniels, chewing his ear off the entire time.

"Letme tell ya somethin"

[epo]

I wonder how Fez is doing right about now...

I bet he's thinking about this thread. Or the Bucs stinking up the joint today. Or cuban sandwiches.

[timhorton]

I bet he's thinking about this thread. Or the Bucs stinking up the joint today. Or cuban pool boys.

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[timhorton]

Fez said today that he's about 30-40% sure he'll share his big secret with his family this Thanksgiving weekend.

I think the percentage is way lower than that.

If anything he'll tell his sister, but NO WAY he tells his parents and brothers.

what's this secret thing about anyway...did Fez forget to take the cat to the vets?

[disneyspy]

what's this secret thing about anyway...did Fez forget to take the cat to the vets?

i think after 20 years of pretending to be a shriner,he became a shriner

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

When I was walking with Fez on Thanksgiving Day At the St. Petersburg Turkey Trot,

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

He didn't let on for one second that he was going to tell his secret.


But he did wrap his arm around me and place his hand on my lower back.

AHHHH, The memories.

[JAH1013]

When I was walking with Fez on Thanksgiving Day At the St. Petersburg Turkey Trot,

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

He didn't let on for one second that he was going to tell his secret.


But he did wrap his arm around me and place his hand on my lower back.

AHHHH, The memories.

I'm guessing he didn't take you home to the family dinner as his "special friend."

[Golfman]

3-1 he'll tell the fam, 1,000,000 -1 that he will actually ever take one in the can..

[Boomer]

The word from Florida is that Fezzy told his mom and dad yesterday!

This has been verified because Fez was spotted outside in the yard getting his ass washed out with the garden hose again.

[yojimbo7248]

The word from Florida is that Fezzy told his mom and dad yesterday!

I thought you were serious there for a second. I have been hoping that he would come back and say he told his parents and that what has to be one of the most transparent secrets this side of Liberace is no longer.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

GVAC!

PM me. I need to talk to you. It's important!

[TheO]

I say..... he tells a sibling, maybe a friend or two... but doesn't get it out to the folks

[GregoryJoseph]

Oh Fezzy.

[midwestjeff]

Oh Fezzy.

Hey Zen boy!

He isn't ready to talk.

Why force it?

Let the flower unfold as it commands.

[Gvac]

OK. Fez didn't share "the secret" with his family on Thanksgiving.

Ditto for the Christmas/New Years vacation.

Now he says he's going to let Ronnie tell his parents "the secret" this Saturday night at the party for Pixie and Mooch.

What are the odds this actually happens?

[GregoryJoseph]

Here we are, one year later...

[instrument]

Yeah, and this is progress, fez's fagottry will be his rosebuddddddddd