Fez Should Tell Us Fans His Secret

[Gvac]

Seriously...it's only fair. We love the show and support it every day. For Fez to keep this big, deep, dark secret to himself illustrates how little he thinks of us.

I'm inconsolable.

[FunkyDrummer]

Seriously...it's only fair. We love the show and support it every day. For Fez to keep this big, deep, dark secret to himself illustrates how little he thinks of us.

I'm inconsolable.

Is this a Blues Hour topic? Coz I was hoping you'd bring up the underrated North Mississippi blues scene.

[reillyluck]

you mean you didnt get Fez's email?

boy this is awkward.

[TheGameHHH]

i think......im not 100% positive........but i think i know what it is

[Freakshow]

are you interested?

[Friday]

i don't want to know

[Marc with a c]

fez should give me one hundred dollars.

[biggestmexi]

For Fez to keep this big, deep, dark secret in himself

I'm inconsolable.

tee hee

[Heather 8]

you mean you didnt get Fez's email?

boy this is awkward.

I read about it in Ron's bl--

...eh, forget it.

[Sue_Bender]

I read about it in Ron's bl--

...eh, forget it.


Ron's what?!

His what?

I need to know!

[drjoek]

Rons blow. I'm holding a bindle for him. SHHHHH

[nate1000]

I'm inconsolable.

Anything I can do.....?

[MacVittie]

Rons blow. I'm holding a bindle for him. SHHHHH

Is that you, Flathead?

[NYHCmikeX]

Is that you, Flathead?

I got a package here for Levon Helm.

[~Katja~]

Rons blow. I'm holding a bindle for him. SHHHHH

medical cocaine?

[drucifer]

Clue - he already sits down to pee.

[~Katja~]

Clue - he already sits down to pee.

nothing wrong with sitting down.
we already covered that.

[disneyspy]

fez loves Hooters

[Don Stugots]

if he doesnt want to tell us, he doesnt have to. he is not obligate to anyone but himself.

[Freakshow]

i think there would be legal ramifications if Fez told us his secret, that's he is long-lost robber D.B. Cooper.

[boobieman]

Secret Secret???The dropping of the A-Bomb on Japan was better kept then Fezzy's secret. I say he should just stop telling..stop.


SEYEYAYAYAAA

[drucifer]

I don't want to implant a rumor because it might neuter the bit and turn things inside out.

In Mexico.

[hexy68]

i heard the secret is that MrB is gay :wacko:

[Epschtein]

i know fez's secret,

something wonderful is going to happen.

something... wonderful.

[Chuck Norris]

I say let him keep his secret. I'd hate to have to kill him if he came to Texas.

[boobieman]

i heard the secret is that MrB is gay :wacko:

Someone better tell happytypinggirl...or does that make her a lesbian?


SSEYEYAAA

[joethebartender]

i know fez's secret,

something wonderful is going to happen.

something... wonderful.

:lol::lol::lol:

[pazz]

As much as I'm dying to know his secret, I think if he wants to keep it to himself then he should. He doesn't owe the listeners full disclosure of his private life.

[Freakshow]

secret secret. Fez has a secret...

[patrick187]

I'm guessing his secret is that he is either a raging hobo or a flaming steer.

[DiabloSammich]

Is there anyway that this new fangled satellite technology can broadcast his secret to only blue states?

Just a thought.

[west milly Tom]

Anyone else feel like this is going to pay out like one of his numerous bets?

[alabamatrucker]

Fez is gay because he let me blow him on the retard island ferry.


***CONFIRMED***

:glurps:

[drucifer]

Fez is gay because he let me blow him on the retard island ferry.


***CONFIRMED***

:glurps:

You blew, he took and so you're gay.

Swallower.

[jimcfan]

Fez's secret is as safe as Richard Simmons'.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Fez's secret is as safe as Richard Simmons'.

low carb diet??

[zildjian361]

while were young:smoke::drunk:

[RMPGP]

Fez has been quietly dropping us clues the past 3 years.

Let's examine these clues...

Clue #1: Fez has a shower stool.

Clue #2: Fez's cat is named "Skippy".

Clue #3: Fez is from Pinellas Park, Florida.

Clue #4: Fez has a fiancee in Niagara Falls.

Clue #5: Fez once owned an imaginary cat called Fuzz Whatley he used for cat food spots.

Clue #6: Fez is "Zef" backwards.

Clue #7: ZEF is the Center for Development Research in Germany.

Clue #8: The Center for Development Research is located in Bonn, Germany.

Clue #9: Bonn, Germany

Clue #10: Bonn is the 19th largest city in Germany.

Clue #11: Fez has 19 stints.

Clue #12: Fez once wrote and performed a song called "It Makes Me Fez".

Clue #13: Fez left us 13 clues.

If you look at all 13 clues, it becomes clear what Fez's secret is and we see there's no need for him to tell us.

[SouthLoop]

Fez has been quietly dropping us clues the past 3 years.

Let's examine these clues...

Clue #2: Fez's cat is named "Skippy".



That's Skippi (with an 'I') so it's OK.

[scottinnj]

fez should give me one hundred dollars.

Is that the price on Craigs List these days?

[wireman]

I think letting us know there's a secret is very telling...



everyone rest their chins on their thumbs and, with raised eyebrows, say "hmmmm".

[happytypinggirl]

Someone better tell happytypinggirl...or does that make her a lesbian?


SSEYEYAAA

I dont get it. But....i know something you dont know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biggestmexi]

WHOA!

Juicy.

[djanallightbulb]

Ronnie said "The most obvious secret ever."

uhhhh...Fez likes the cock?

[Dougie Brootal]

Ronnie said "The most obvious secret ever."

uhhhh...Fez likes the cock?

fez has an itchy beard?

[Sue_Bender]

fez has an itchy beard?


Try scratchy.




Real scratchy.

[jimcfan]

[QUOTE=happytypinggirl;1974895]I dont get it.QUOTE]

Yes you do but don't worry yours and Ronnie's secret is safe. Fez's is flaming obvious.

[happytypinggirl]

[QUOTE=happytypinggirl;1974895]I dont get it.QUOTE]

Yes you do but don't worry yours and Ronnie's secret is safe. Fez's is flaming obvious.

Oh hush. You're just bitter cuz you got bounced from the RF Show room on paltalk. Its okay though, bounces only last 24 hours. You should be aaaaallll better now.

[jimcfan]

Oh yeah I forgot about that..

[yojimbo7248]

Didn't Fez say he would tell HTG and then she would announce it on ronfez.net?

[drjoek]

Didn't Fez say he would tell HTG and then she would announce it on ronfez.net?

Why yes I do remember that

HTG were waiting patiently?

Do you want to start a new thread or post it here?

[jimcfan]

Well bouncing me for what I said just validated what Gvac said. Appears he hit the nail on the head.

[GvacMobile]

Well bouncing me for what I said just validated what Gvac said. Appears he hit the nail on the head.

Thanks!

What did you say?

[happytypinggirl]

Giggle. Im guessing you have no clue why you were bounced.

Wait...fez said im supposed to announce it? Are you sure?

[reillyluck]

Thanks!

What did you say?

if he said anything that you ramble on about it was probably something like this:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/ffmickey/Smiley%20Faces/kids/tantrum.gif

[drjoek]

Giggle. Im guessing you have no clue why you were bounced.

Wait...fez said im supposed to announce it? Are you sure?

Why yes he DEFINATELY said you should announce it the day before Thanksgiving

Gosh Don't you even listen to the show? :lol:

[Sue_Bender]

Why yes he DEFINATELY said you should announce it the day before Thanksgiving

Gosh Don't you even listen to the show? :lol:



She's no 100 percenter.

[genericbus]

i know fez's secret,

something wonderful is going to happen.

something... wonderful.

Its full of stars!

[jimcfan]

Giggle. Im guessing you have no clue why you were bounced.

Wait...fez said im supposed to announce it? Are you sure?

Way to be honest. Because I said he didn't look like a faggot and you all asked what he was looking at I said a cock, then I was bounced. I guess you are actually for censorship. Keep protecting him. Don't matter to me either way.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I just censored myself.

[happytypinggirl]

Way to be honest. Because I said he didn't look like a faggot and you all asked what he was looking at I said a cock, then I was bounced. I guess you are actually for censorship. Keep protecting him. Don't matter to me either way.

hahaahha. nope. thats not why you got bounced. in fact, i dont even remember any of that.

censorship? sigh. no. admining.

lemme ask you something--- if you show up at a party at my house, and start yelling HTG is a cunt...and i decide you're spoiling the fun of the party and ask you to leave, would you cry censorship?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Rah-zel Dah-zel!!!

[ACE22286]

Wouldn't it be funny if Fezzy had a girlfriend......it would be the biggest surprise and best payoff to a secret ever, because.... you know......

[Don Stugots]

Know what?

[jimcfan]

hahaahha. nope. thats not why you got bounced. in fact, i dont even remember any of that.

censorship? sigh. no. admining.

lemme ask you something--- if you show up at a party at my house, and start yelling HTG is a cunt...and i decide you're spoiling the fun of the party and ask you to leave, would you cry censorship?

So you are a cunt?

[mikeyboy]

So you are a cunt?

Whatever your issues are, if you can't discuss them without peronal attacks, you won't be welcome here.

[jimcfan]

Whatever your issues are, if you can't discuss them without peronal attacks, you won't be welcome here.

I'll leave no problem.

[happytypinggirl]

CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh I just thought of something. Is fez censoring fez by not telling his secret?

[MIKEYDAKEN]

CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh I just thought of something. Is fez censoring fez by not telling his secret?

he is you should get the p.a.c. to protest him

[Coach]

lemme Guess...Mooch and Pixie?

[pazz]

So you are a cunt?

What a tool

[Dr Steve]

i know fez's secret,

something wonderful is going to happen.

something... wonderful.

(EdIt)
URRGH...I posted this:

"My God...it's full of Stars!"

and then read on and saw GenericBus beat me to it...

Arthur C Clarke nerds unite :-)


So I got nothin'

[East Side Dave]

i could tell you but then I'd have to kill you and then I'd have to kill the guy who invented the "have to kill you" phrase for making everyone so hack but then again...............

[alabamatrucker]

Its radio, and the more we wonder and tune in, the more hype the show gets. I think we all know what the big secret is. I just think we finally want to hear him say it and own up to it. Anyway i have no more time to worry about it. Secrets always come out in the end and eventually we will all know and then i guess everyone can be happy. Im kinda glad fez is just talkin more than a few words on the show now. BTW i dont think fez is a homosexual. Gee Gee Gee:wallbash:

[Randy in Vegas]

I don't want to know Fez's secret.

I prefer he stay a man of mystery. We all have secrets, you know.

I think if we found out that ultimate truth, the answer to the classic radio question Is Fez Gay?, we'd only be let down. It would kind of be like finding out the real truth behind the JFK assassination...the years of wondering and speculation is the greater part of the fun.

Besides, if we find out for sure that Fez is gay, we'd all have to think less of him...because that's the worst thing you can call a man. And he would have to feel bad enough already, because he can't get married. I'm just sayin'.

[Annie Waits]

Fez's secret is overrated, we all have secrets, we just don't tell people we have secrets because they are secrets!