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Rockvillejoe
11-26-2008, 02:46 PM
Okay, their hey nanny nannys are small, but even a goldfish's mouth gets large once it gets reemed, (now that was just strange, joe),

so it aint the tight snatch. they all tight to me...know what i'm sayin, playa? anywho.


the ageless, smooth, skin, the exotic facial features,the long straight, jet black hair, the innate intelligence, the impressive cultural upbringing, that gutteral "ahhh" they emit after every thrust? nah.

i just don't know. pray tell. anyone have any insight to this quandary. i beg your indulgence.

reillyluck
11-26-2008, 02:47 PM
Ret it be known, JOE!!!!!!!!

Gvac
11-26-2008, 02:51 PM
I met new Lilly for the first time yesterday.

Just sayin'.

TooLowBrow
11-26-2008, 02:52 PM
two words ... epicanthic fold

Rockvillejoe
11-26-2008, 02:56 PM
two words ... epicanthic fold

eye see.....or ah so

donnie_darko
11-26-2008, 02:59 PM
i like the weird squeeking noises they make in porn.
and the tiny asian dudes banging them are always an ego boost.

Gvac
11-26-2008, 03:04 PM
Chinese girls are so gentle
They're really such a tease
You never know quite what they're cooking
Inside those silky sleeves

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/dukat_tir/zhang_ziyi_2.jpg

Marc with a c
11-26-2008, 03:09 PM
they have an amazing ability to be androgynous.

BlackSpider
11-26-2008, 03:12 PM
You can't tell how old they are.
She looks 14. But maybe she's 43. I can't tell...

SatCam
11-26-2008, 03:15 PM
I could've sworn this thread would've been made by jezo or blackbird

ahhdurr
11-26-2008, 03:16 PM
I found the answer to this question in Eugenedies's Pulitzer Prize Winning novel "Middlesex".

I've never looked at geeky white guys that pick up on asian broads the same since.

ahhdurr
11-26-2008, 03:17 PM
Ret it be known, JOE!!!!!!!!

holy shit. funny.:lol:

~Katja~
11-26-2008, 03:30 PM
Okay, their hey nanny nannys are small, but even a goldfish's mouth gets large once it gets reemed, (now that was just strange, joe),

so it aint the tight snatch. they all tight to me...know what i'm sayin, playa? anywho.


the ageless, smooth, skin, the exotic facial features,the long straight, jet black hair, the innate intelligence, the impressive cultural upbringing, that gutteral "ahhh" they emit after every thrust? nah.

i just don't know. pray tell. anyone have any insight to this quandary. i beg your indulgence.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3056/2632808969_caec347430.jpg
don't know what you are talking about.
I was married to an asian and it was no different than american or german...

PerryWinkle
11-26-2008, 03:46 PM
You can't tell how old they are.
She looks 14. But maybe she's 43. I can't tell...

or maybe she's 4? who's really checking

BlackSpider
11-26-2008, 03:47 PM
or maybe she's 4? who's really checking

Oh Uncle Perry...

sailor
11-26-2008, 04:03 PM
it's a fetish.

Furtherman
11-26-2008, 04:11 PM
I like Asian women because they can fly.

zildjian361
11-26-2008, 04:13 PM
7-11 franchise :wink:

Foster
11-26-2008, 05:57 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3056/2632808969_caec347430.jpg
don't know what you are talking about.
I was married to an asian and it was no different than american or german...

you were married three times?

but you're so young

Jughead
11-26-2008, 06:00 PM
I have got it because they are HOT!!!!!

~Katja~
11-26-2008, 06:02 PM
you were married three times?

but you're so young

nooooo, I only married once

LordJezo
11-27-2008, 05:08 PM
I could've sworn this thread would've been made by jezo or blackbird

Back a few years it could have been but after dating one for a few years I decided to not go that route again.

You know everything that Ron says about dating a crazy girl? It's completely true. This one had all the qualities he talks about in his crazy girl stories, it was fun and I think it peaked when I had to kick her in the back one night to keep her from beating me and then having to chase her down in New Brunswick at 3 in the morning with a friend to talk her out of running down a highway in her pjs.

Intense stuff but not at all something one could handle for too long. Now I just think of Asian chicks as objects instead of human. Good for porn and looking at but not something you'd ever want to take home or actually have a conversation with.

They are all crazy.

west milly Tom
11-27-2008, 05:13 PM
you've all missed the obvious....because they love you long tine

NITRON
11-27-2008, 05:27 PM
let's see...tia tanaka, lucy lee, lily thai, kristara barrington:wub:........then lucy liu:wub:, bai ling

DarkHippie
11-27-2008, 06:23 PM
because you associate them with delicious eggroll?

Rockvillejoe
11-27-2008, 07:42 PM
Back a few years it could have been but after dating one for a few years I decided to not go that route again.......

Intense stuff but not at all something one could handle for too long. Now I just think of Asian chicks as objects instead of human. Good for porn and looking at but not something you'd ever want to take home or actually have a conversation with.........

They are all crazy.

objects? crazy? come on! it's not fair to generalize. there are crazy chicks of all persuasions. but somehow i do agree about a lot of what you said.

since this is really an anonymous forum for me, i'll share an example.

this particular chinese woman and i were fuck buddys. she had this way of getting on top and right when i was about to come, she'd clamp that pussy down extra hard on the head of my cock and pretty much stop me from coming. like putting out a fire. this was okay for the 1st, 2nd or 3rd time, but after awhile i realized she was one selfish bitch. she just wanted to fuck and please herself, and the hell with me.

it got exhausting. fun, but exhausting. just a selfish freak. then she decided to decorate my car in front of my house for my birthday. my wife, (at the time), didn't appreciate that too much. so yeah, some extra cog is whirring up there in their head freely. there was never a dull moment.

ahhdurr
11-27-2008, 08:07 PM
perhaps because you shit them out immediately.

LordJezo
11-27-2008, 09:40 PM
objects? crazy? come on! it's not fair to generalize. there are crazy chicks of all persuasions. but somehow i do agree about a lot of what you said.

It's not that I want to but I have to. I used to be obsessed with them and I needed to get over my little mental issue I had with them, so this was the best way of doing that.

I know there are girls crazy of every color but when you date one that makes you worried that when you go home you'll find your parents dead on the floor because she slit their throats .. yeah. Got out not because I wanted to but because she went off with someone else, but it was the best thing that could have ever happened to me.