R&F Limericks

[nickeye]

Here's one:

There once was a man from Bayonne
Whose voice resembled a groan.
He should've been sued
'Cause when he delivered my food
I saw pizza sauce under his stones.

--NickEye

[Bron Yur Stomp]

There once was a man from woodbridge,
Who had his head shaved like a hedge,
He pissed his pants,
and goes on drunken homo rants,
and even kissed a man on the lips

I've had it up to here with you people....oh I thought you were circus midgets

[jafter]

there once was a producer named al
who acted more like a gal
he came really quick
like a flick of your bic
surely he is nobody's pal.



all hail moronimo.....lol

[JustJon]

there once was a fez from nantucket...

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[nickeye]

There once was an intern named Fright
Who was talking to Lisa one night.
Transfixed by her breasts,
He leaned to his left
And was decked by an overhand right.


Okay, I took a little poetic license on that one.

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[CruelCircus]

There once was a great message board,
With mods like Greg, Poot, and Horde.
Mark had many posts,
Noid made some big boasts,
But the Ladies made sure we're not bored.


<br>Have a wonderful holiday season.
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What exactly is f'in figgy pudding, anyway?!

[nickeye]

There once was a young man named Sheep
Whose posts were getting real deep.
Then all of a sudden
He typed "em tpr rudden"
But maybe his hands were asleep.

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[nickeye]

Guess who got a rhyming dictionary for Christmas.

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[CruelCircus]

Rhyming dictionaries?!
They have those?!?!
That rocks!
Damn, I can't wait for Christmas!! Oh... wait...


<br>Have a wonderful holiday season.
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What exactly is f'in figgy pudding, anyway?!

[Chet]

There once was a producer named Paulo
He was invited to a fancy dress ball-oh
He had the affront, to dress as a cunt
And got fucked by a dog in the hall-Oh

(definite poetic license taken here)

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[Chet]

There once was a man named staples
who thought about fucking ape-holes
He went to the Zoo, to shoot his spoo,
but couldn't get down from the maples.

(maple tree, get it, monkeys live in trees, get it???)


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This message was edited by Chet on 12-28-01 @ 2:17 AM

[Chet]

There once was a man from Roosevelt Isle
Who from looking at boys would smile
He giggled with glee, as he saw their wee-wee,
and said, "I could take three or four for awhile"

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[Chet]

A radio-Jock named Ron
had all of the girls on his lawn
As they sucked down their beers, he said with great cheers,
"Suck on my cock, its a bon-bon"

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[Chet]

There once was an intern named Moonshine
Who always liked to dine
on possums and critters, that would give you the jitters,
but without ketchup would not be divine

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[Chet]

I LOVE Limericks!!!!

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[nickeye]

Top, for St. Patty's day. And because I think I'm funny. <P>

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[Christy]

There once was a perv name erinmoran ....

That's all I have so far! ;-)

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This message was edited by Christy on 3-16-02 @ 2:03 AM

[Tallguy 22]

once there was a invisble woman in niagra falls ontreo canada.
And a gay man in new york

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