Why is GVAC so cool? Medical truth, or Narcissism?

[Gvac]

Dear Dr. Steve,

Why am I so cool? Everywhere I go people say "You're the coolest!" Almost everyone else around here is lame, yet I'm like the star quarterback on a Texas high school football team.

Is it genetics?

Thanks in advance.

Your buddy and pal,

G

[Dr Steve]

Dear Dr. Steve,

Why am I so cool? Everywhere I go people say "You're the coolest!" Almost everyone else around here is lame, yet I'm like the star quarterback on a Texas high school football team.

Is it genetics?

Thanks in advance.

Your buddy and pal,

G


hmmm...yes, genetics. it must be genetics. yep, that must be it!


genetics.

Definitely not Narcissism, what smartass said that in the title of this thread? Not that at all.


Genetics, I'm sure that's it.


:smile:

PS: Welcome back, budday
:smile:

[Lady Resin]

Gvac makes me smile when he signs on to AIM.:clap:

I know on any giving day he has to go to Newark.

[Dougie Brootal]

cuz your mother was of the sky
your father was of the earth
but youre of the universe
and you know what its worth

[britneypablo]

GVAC is so cool it freezes my nipples right off

[JerseyRich]

Gvac is what I like to refer to as "overrated."

[Fallon]

Gvac is what I like to refer to as "overrated."

No, he's perfectly rated.

[disneyspy]

Gvac is so cool,liquid nitrogen is jealous

[JerseyRich]

Three Words. Pink Wolf Shirt.

http://richstillwell.com/gvacpws.jpg

[brettmojo]

Who is this Gvac character?

[disneyspy]

Who is this Gvac character?

hes the coolioest,he can make a grown man cry with just a few words

makin sheepy cry,a big gvaaaaaaaaac

[brettmojo]

hes the coolioest,he can make a grown man cry with just a few words

makin sheepy cry,a big gvaaaaaaaaac
I thought you said grown man?

[disneyspy]

I thought you said grown man?

YA,SORRY,MY BAD

[Don Stugots]

GVAC is so cool it freezes my nipples right off

I have your nipples in my pocket.

[Furtherman]

The GVAC is cool because of the ball-shaped pivot purports to bring effortless zigzagging.
In tests, we maneuvered it around furniture and accessed tight spaces that had previously required a Sheepy.

[disneyspy]

The GVAC is cool because of the ball-shaped pivot purports to bring effortless zigzagging.
In tests, we maneuvered it around furniture and accessed tight spaces that had previously required a Sheepy.

:lol::lol::lol:

[yojimbo7248]

You have to be pretty damn cool to have Mikeboy write you a long e-mail begging and pleading to return to ronfez.net. Having the ability of going invisible and wearing a cool wolf shirt pretty much push gvac's cool rating out of the stratosphere.

[~Katja~]

gvac is so cool, bananas want to make love to him.

[BlackSpider]

Gvac is cool...?
When the hell did this happen...?:unsure:

[Dougie Brootal]

Gvac is cool...?
When the hell did this happen...?:unsure:

may 2001

[Badinia]

As far as I can tell, it is a combination of:

Monchichi hairline
Leather hat
Self-Confidence
15K Post Count
Nitrous Oxide Addiction
Being Hewn from the Living Rock

And that's what makes Gvac cool!

[Hottub]

I sure as shit can't post at 70 miles per hour.:ohmy:

Like the other side of the pillow, baby.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Three Words. Pink Wolf Shirt.

http://richstillwell.com/gvacpws.jpg

Ouch. That's awkward. That's what a housewife with a GED wears to a church bake sale in Oklahoma.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

gvac is the other side of the pillow

[Annie Waits]

gvac is the coolest
you don't need to explain
for him it comes naturally
i wish i could get a team gvac t-shirt

[drjoek]

This is my Gvac. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Gvac is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Gvac is useless. Without my Gvac I am useless. I must fire my Gvac true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Gvac and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

[Hottub]

Woe to you O earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the Name of the Beast, for it is a human name. It's name is Gregory Vacation.

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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

GVAC ain't cool.

He's RED HOT!

[zildjian361]

because G is that dude.:wink:

[Recyclerz]

Dear Dr. Steve,

Why am I so cool? Everywhere I go people say "You're the coolest!" Almost everyone else around here is lame, yet I'm like the star quarterback on a Texas high school football team.

Is it genetics?

Thanks in advance.

Your buddy and pal,

G

As the old saying goes, In the land of the blind the one-eyed man who lost his hat is the coolest (by default).

[JustJon]

I know what makes gvac cool... his hat...

have you seen that hat? have you seen it lately?

[ahhdurr]

Woe to you O earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the Name of the Beast, for it is a human name. It's name is Gregory Vacation.

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Goddamit I loved some Iron Maiden.

GVAC has what is known as MO-JO!!
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/newmanruby/drevil.jpg

[parkway_jesus]

It's not often a man can make Jesus puke in his mouth, but God dammit, Gvac, u pulled it off!

[~Katja~]

I know what makes gvac cool... his hat...

have you seen that hat? have you seen it lately?

it's a hard time with this economy... metals are worth more than leather... he is just keeping his finances under control

[spoon]

Wait, Mikeyboy wrote him a love letter!?

Ahahahahahahaahahaaaa!







So did Jon send him nachos?

[sailor]

Like the other side of the pillow, baby.

gvac is the other side of the pillow
why is hippo so uncool?

[Kevin]

why is hippo so uncool?



I recognize the hippos version as the non creepy version.

[IMSlacker]

Apparently, he's not cool enough to get out of work the day after Thanksgiving.

[boobieman]

Apparently, he's not cool enough to get out of work the day after Thanksgiving.

But I did.....I guess I am one up!!

SEYEYAAAAAA

[Heather 8]

Dear Dr. Steve,

Why am I so cool?

Because you refuse to wear a fucking jacket, lizard man.

[reillyluck]

you dont know gvac until you've seen him play guitar upside down. nuff said.

[Bossanova]

Gvac has a narcissistic cock