I stopped a wet dream last night.

[LordJezo]

So there I was in dream world, banging some chick and getting ready to lay my seed out. I was about to blow my load when all of a sudden I realize I am in a dream and clamp down on my whatever it is in there and wake up. I tighten up and do everything I can to keep the fluids from going all over the place. I then jump out of bed, run to the bathroom, and check myself for leakage. All clean, I managed to keep it all inside.

Was pretty awesome. Sort of disappointed that I didn't get to have a nocturnal emission but I guess it's for the best. Would have been awkward to wake up next to someone and have to tell them to get out of the bed so we could change the sheets.

[TooLowBrow]

this is the east side dave of threads

[~Katja~]

So there I was in dream world, banging some chick and getting ready to lay my seed out. I was about to blow my load when all of a sudden I realize I am in a dream and clamp down on my whatever it is in there and wake up. I tighten up and do everything I can to keep the fluids from going all over the place. I then jump out of bed, run to the bathroom, and check myself for leakage. All clean, I managed to keep it all inside.

Was pretty awesome. Sort of disappointed that I didn't get to have a nocturnal emission but I guess it's for the best. Would have been awkward to wake up next to someone and have to tell them to get out of the bed so we could change the sheets.

you were in bed with a chick and did not blow your load?
:blink:

[PapaBear]

you were in bed with a chick and did not blow your load?
:blink:
He said "someone".

[TooLowBrow]

He said "someone".

It was me!!

I was the one armed man!

[LordJezo]

you were in bed with a chick and did not blow your load?
:blink:

Getting gooey in my pants under a blanket while sleeping really isn't something that you can share with someone else.

[Slumbag]

Getting gooey in my pants under a blanket while sleeping really isn't something that you can share with someone else.

I think she's questioning why you didn't fuck her.

[PapaBear]

I think she's questioning why you didn't fuck her.
He's said "someone" twice now. I think he's trying to tell us something.

[LordJezo]

I think she's questioning why you didn't fuck her.

That's for you young folks. Us old married couples don't have time for that nonsense.

[~Katja~]

That's for you young folks. Us old married couples don't have time for that nonsense.

but if it's your wife... wouldn't she know by now? The way you post it seems you do that at least twice a night.

[donnie_darko]

i dont get it.
what makes you think that what happened in a dream was actually happening?

if you dream you have an orgasm thats an automatic wet dream that you can wake up and clinch your magic muscles to stop?

[LordJezo]

i dont get it.
what makes you think that what happened in a dream was actually happening?

if you dream you have an orgasm thats an automatic wet dream that you can wake up and clinch your magic muscles to stop?

It was right at the part where you start to ejaculate, don't know how to describe the feeling but I guess most people know what it is. If you clench down on those penis muscles tight enough you can hold it all back and not blow your load. In the dream I had hit that point and the cock was throbbing but it wasn't yet shooting goo everywhere. No idea how I managed to wake up, normally it's after the fact that I figure out what has transpired in my pants. But that is why I was so impressed at what happened this time.

[jonyrotn]

Don't worry, puberty doesn't last forever..The wet dreams will end when your balls finaly drop..
But I am sure your little brother's happy you didn't get your DNA on his pajamas again..Poor kid looked like Tawana Brawly last time you defiled him..
May I suggest bunk beds instead of spunk beds..

[torker]

All that practice of drying up pussy finally paid off.

[ScottFromGA]

LordJezo is the Stalker Patti of RonFez.net.....

I'm wondering if he thinks orgasms are evil or something.......

[GvacMobile]

Too bad you're not married to lleeder's wife.

[OneEyeJack]

maybe Leeder dreamt he had a wife?

[LordJezo]

maybe Leeder dreamt he had a wife?

Pics?

[Friday]

this is why having a wet dream when you're a chick is so much nicer... and much less to clean up.

yay me.

[west milly Tom]

this is why having a wet dream when you're a chick is so much nicer... and much less to clean up.

yay me.

chics have wet dreams? just another way for God to screw with men

[Gvac]

this is why having a wet dream when you're a chick is so much nicer... and much less to clean up.

I don't know about that.

I know a chick that's like a geyser.

[Puggle_kicker]

For research purposes Id like to put you in a dream simulator where everything is the same except you were fucking a dude. Methinks you'll have no problem blowing your load.

[Friday]

I don't know about that.

I know a chick that's like a geyser.

well... i guess some of us are just luckier than others on the cleanup end of things.

[LordJezo]

For research purposes Id like to put you in a dream simulator where everything is the same except you were fucking a dude. Methinks you'll have no problem blowing your load.

Would I be the catcher or the receiver?

[topless_mike]

this is why having a wet dream when you're a chick is so much nicer... and much less to clean up.

yay me.

so hot.
what are you doing tonite?

[MC Pee Pants]

Why would you stop it? Its cool you realized you were in a dream and did something about it, but I'll bust a nut whenever possible. Next time you realize its a dream try to stay in it and make some moves bro.