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King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:19 PM
this thread is only for cool daddy o's


epo please don't post here


Kevin you are on probation, say a funny joke and maybe u can post here



Britney Pablo, u can post here, u are the cat's pajams


Misteriosa can post here, good music and good looks



this thread is for the top of the heap


I got in on a technicality, since I started this thread cause I don't deserve to be here



get to posting, you cool bastards deserve it

Friday
11-28-2008, 10:20 PM
i will post here.
thank you.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:21 PM
i will post here.
thank you.

ofcourse

cool and cute

u have a lifetime membership

Kevin
11-28-2008, 10:22 PM
Hippos Is A Drunk Fool And Should Not Be Able To Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PapaBear
11-28-2008, 10:22 PM
I got sent home from work tonight for calling my supervisor a fucking idiot. Does that make me cool, or a jerk?

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:24 PM
I got sent home from work tonight for calling my supervisor a fucking idiot. Does that make me cool, or a jerk?


coool


always quick witted and uhave the balls to tell of your boss

post here whenever u feel like


I hate to do this Kev, but no Albanians can post here

britneypablo
11-28-2008, 10:26 PM
old navy sale yay!!!!

hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:26 PM
I'm cool and cute. And have been raped by you but don't remember it.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm cool and cute. And have been raped by you but don't remember it.


any asses i rape are cool

post here to cover up the pain Mr. Savage

Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:27 PM
:unsure:

Kevin
11-28-2008, 10:28 PM
coool


always quick witted and uhave the balls to tell of your boss

post here whenever u feel like


I hate to do this Kev, but no Albanians can post here

I WILL POST HERE WHEN EVER I WANT. DRUNK ALBANIANS= BETTER THAN DRUNK JEWS ANYDAY

hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:29 PM
Magic, tell them about our Old Navy performance fleeces!

JerseyRich
11-28-2008, 10:29 PM
Although I am a food thrower, am I allowed in?

I'm an old school pal.

hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:30 PM
any asses i rape are cool

post here to cover up the pain Mr. Savage

And apparently passable trannies are fair game too.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:30 PM
Although I am a food thrower, am I allowed in?

I'm an old school pal.


we had some good times during softball

u are in, u just need to sucker punch Randy at the X mas party

Friday
11-28-2008, 10:31 PM
Although I am a food thrower, am I allowed in?

I'm an old school pal.

noone... and i mean NOONE... is cewler than the JerseyRich.

Judge Smails
11-28-2008, 10:31 PM
What's your policy on "Shock Posters"?

JerseyRich
11-28-2008, 10:32 PM
we had some good times during softball

u are in, u just need to sucker punch Randy at the X mas party

At the strike of Midnight(The moment I turn 30) Randy will get a fist to the skull.

hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:32 PM
Miss Chet Steadman

JerseyRich
11-28-2008, 10:33 PM
noone... and i mean NOONE... is cewler than the JerseyRich.

You made baby Jesus(Gvac) cry.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:33 PM
At the strike of Midnight(The moment I turn 30) Randy will get a fist to the skull.


u sir just earned a lifetime membership

and a shot of your choice (domestic, no patron, u rock star)

weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:34 PM
i wouldn't want to be part of any group that refers to themselves as "cool daddy-o's"

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:35 PM
What's your policy on "Shock Posters"?

I met you

98% of the board has not

lifetime membership

Smails u are not a shock poster, just a funny quick witted one


the person who added you to the shock poster thread is banned from posting here

Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:36 PM
:unsure:

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:37 PM
Snoogans gets a 2 year membership posting here, he is macking it to britney and has her up at 233 am


well done sir


kevin is still banned , he uses caps in the cat room, what a homo

west milly Tom
11-28-2008, 10:39 PM
I'm way to cool to post here. :)

weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:40 PM
Snoogans gets a 2 year membership posting here, he is macking it to britney and has her up at 233 am


well done sir


kevin is still banned , he uses caps in the cat room, what a homo

??

http://www.animal-aid.com/images/adultcatroom.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:40 PM
I'm way to cool to post here. :)

u wished me luck when I was jobless

but ur politics views suck worse then a Kevin yankee post

hmm, u are in because, u mean well

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:42 PM
??

http://www.animal-aid.com/images/adultcatroom.jpg

:lol: correcting people is not cool


but u have to deal with Norwood wide left, its fun to hear the other side of the awesome 1991 Superbowl

Buffalo sucks at life, u are in because sports is pain to you


post here when you feel like

Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:42 PM
:unsure:

weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:49 PM
:lol: correcting people is not cool


but u have to deal with Norwood wide left, its fun to hear the other side of the awesome 1991 Superbowl

Buffalo sucks at life, u are in because sports is pain to you


post here when you feel like

It's wide right, you dope.

west milly Tom
11-28-2008, 10:50 PM
u wished me luck when I was jobless

but ur politics views suck worse then a Kevin yankee post

hmm, u are in because, u mean well



My politics are solid, but I am a reglar guy too. We might not agree on who should represent us but you're still a good guy.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:50 PM
It's wide right, you dope.


yess


i needed that


wanted you to tell me how it happened


I play dumb sir

tell me again, wide right , so awesome

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:51 PM
My politics are solid, but I am a reglar guy too. We might not agree on who should represent us but you're still a good guy.


I am sorry, nothing is worse than a Kevin Yankee Post

comparing u to Kevin's humor was harsh, accept my sincere apologies

weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:52 PM
yess


i needed that


wanted you to tell me how it happened


I play dumb sir

tell me again, wide right , so awesome

Wide right.

Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:53 PM
:unsure:

west milly Tom
11-28-2008, 10:53 PM
An apology was due. It'll be nice to meet your liberal ass in person one day.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:55 PM
:unsure:

your need for attention should earn u a banning from this thread

but u sir are aces, feel free to make a post


go ahead knock your self out

jonyrotn
11-28-2008, 10:55 PM
I've finally found a place to call home..
This thread will be my base of operations until I find a cewler place to tell everyone how cool I am..

Thanks little piggy for letting me in..
I didn't wanna have to blow you again..

Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:56 PM
hi guys! :smile:

King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:58 PM
I've finally found a place to call home..
This thread will be my base of operations until I find a cewler place to tell everyone how cool I am..

Thanks little piggy for letting me in..
I didn't wanna have to blow you again..

dude I dont know how u keep all that coolness in that small body

u sir are the man the myth and the legend

get your ass over to chat

Sue_Bender
11-28-2008, 10:58 PM
Thanks little piggy for letting me in..
I didn't wanna have to blow you again..


...but?

jonyrotn
11-28-2008, 11:03 PM
This being a place for cool people only I felt it necessary to post again..
Try to get my stink all over this thread so everyone knows,
I'm cool..
:smoke:<---That's how I roll..

britneypablo
11-29-2008, 03:51 AM
its 7:51AM on a sat.....and I am headed out to touch kids

Good Day

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 03:53 AM
its 7:51AM on a sat.....and I am headed out to touch kids

Good Day

http://www.corral.net/photopost/data/500/I_m_watching_you_.jpg

Foster
11-29-2008, 04:12 AM
its 7:51AM on a sat.....and I am headed out to touch kids

Good Day

where do you find kids to touch so early on a Saturday?

mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 05:11 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?

disneyspy
11-29-2008, 05:15 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?

i was araid to post here cuz it looked like "The Posters Hippo's Wants To Blow" thread

drjoek
11-29-2008, 05:35 AM
i was araid to post here cuz it looked like "The Posters Hippo's Wants To Blow" thread



He PMed me with that offer so I am posting.

drjoek
11-29-2008, 05:41 AM
"No jerks allowed". HA try to keep me out.

sailor
11-29-2008, 05:42 AM
I WILL POST HERE WHEN EVER I WANT. DRUNK ALBANIANS= BETTER THAN DRUNK JEWS ANYDAY

what of drunk albanian jews?

sailor
11-29-2008, 05:45 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?

you omitted epo.

epo
11-29-2008, 05:45 AM
This thread stinks.

GvacNoMore
11-29-2008, 05:47 AM
This thread stinks.


I like the original one better. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66743)

I might be biased, though.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 06:10 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?


u sir cant post here anymore


no creepy admins can post here



usually I am an asshole when I drunk post, I went the other way and was nice

Snoogans
11-29-2008, 06:11 AM
I got a 2 year exemption here. TAKE THAT BITCHES

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 06:11 AM
This thread stinks.


u stink

like cheese

mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 06:52 AM
u sir cant post here anymore


no creepy admins can post here


This is going to end well.

epo
11-29-2008, 06:54 AM
u stink

like cheese

But like cheese, I'm magically delicious.

Snoogans
11-29-2008, 06:55 AM
I thought its Lucky Charms that are magically delicious?

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 06:59 AM
This is going to end well.

Bobby Pants can post here

he is the cool admin

all others must file and application to post in here

epo
11-29-2008, 07:00 AM
I thought its Lucky Charms that are magically delicious?

I TOLD YOU:

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/mgcl_lg.gif

mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:01 AM
Epo is processed cereal and fake stale marshmallows?

mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:04 AM
So Hippo's fostering in-fighting while there's a civil war going on I ask you, who's the real enemy? WHO'S THE REAL ENEMY?

epo
11-29-2008, 07:06 AM
So Hippo's fostering in-fighting while there's a civil war going on I ask you, who's the real enemy? WHO'S THE REAL ENEMY?

Wait....so am I supposed to fight the Hippo, the Gvac or the FBA?

History tells us that a 2-front war is unwinnable...imagine the damage of a 3-front war!

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:11 AM
epo I am not at war with ya , i just fully agree with every drop of the assessment made about you by Gvac

mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:12 AM
Wait....so am I supposed to fight the Hippo, the Gvac or the FBA?

History tells us that a 2-front war is unwinnable...imagine the damage of a 3-front war!

I say we all poll our resources for the war on Hippo.

Snoogans
11-29-2008, 07:14 AM
I say we all poll our resources for the war on Hippo.

RedSox nation is down for this

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:14 AM
nice , the mods and admins need a whipping boy to take your mind of the current admin and mod term limits, only jerks would do that

see the title no jerks allowed

drjoek
11-29-2008, 07:15 AM
Throw bacon near him the battle will be won

epo
11-29-2008, 07:17 AM
http://www.gpsart.biz/images/bacon.jpg

Snoogans
11-29-2008, 07:20 AM
H _ _ P _ i _ a J _ _

Reephdweller
11-29-2008, 07:20 AM
I am too cool for school Walter Cronkite

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mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:22 AM
nice , the mods and admins need a whipping boy to take your mind of the current admin and mod term limits, only jerks would do that

see the title no jerks allowed


VIVA LA RANDY!

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:23 AM
VIVA LA RANDY!

drunk Randy is officially your problem, i will leave him at the events now

good luck with that

mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:27 AM
drunk Randy is officially your problem, i will leave him at the events now

good luck with that

Dammit. You found my kryptonite.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:29 AM
Dammit. You found my kryptonite.

oh please be a republican, he loves talking politely about politics while drunk

Snoogans
11-29-2008, 07:30 AM
oh please be a republican, he loves talking politely about politics while drunk

and headbutting people hello

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:33 AM
and headbutting people hello

hmm mikeyboy gets punchy when drunk Randy gets headbutty

this might be fun to watch

disneyspy
11-29-2008, 07:56 AM
I say we all poll our resources for the war on Hippo.

on behalf of the Xers,were with you mikeyboy
on a side note King Hippo is playin at a club in town tonite

Bossanova
11-29-2008, 08:50 AM
Where are all of the cool people? This place sucks

cougarjake13
11-29-2008, 08:52 AM
they all killed themselves after the eagles tied the bengals

zildjian361
11-29-2008, 08:59 AM
I can post Oww.:smoke::drunk:

reillyluck
11-29-2008, 09:21 AM
the jerk store called....

thejives
11-29-2008, 09:24 AM
Finally, a thread I can belong to.

west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 09:24 AM
the jerk store called....

well I had sex with your wife.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 10:13 AM
Where are all of the cool people? This place sucks

I like the im too cool for this thread stance

mock us all you want, u can post here

epo
11-29-2008, 11:30 AM
I'm sure you'll find some friends in this awful thread.............NAH!

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:02 PM
I'm sure you'll find some friends in this awful thread.............NAH!


out of this thread jerk


i see the jerk repellent I placed in your bratwursts and cheddar blocks did not work

west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 01:04 PM
It's wide right, you dope.

thank you for inspiring my first sig ever.

Kevin
11-29-2008, 01:10 PM
Hippos, as an olive branch, i give you this.

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King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:12 PM
this still doesnt change the fact that you are Albanian

access denied

Kevin
11-29-2008, 01:16 PM
this still doesnt change the fact that you are Albanian

access denied

Fine, i will get Randy Extra drunk at the Xmas party

jauble
11-29-2008, 01:16 PM
http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/bread/poppyseed_muffins.jpg

Enjoy em bacon boy, thats right I posted in this thread.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:18 PM
http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/bread/poppyseed_muffins.jpg

Enjoy em bacon boy, thats right I posted in this thread.


someone please remove jauble from this thread

poppy seeds belong on bagels

we should not worry about FBA, its the midwest forming a alliance

Rhino is now refused entry to this thread

it is precautionary

west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 01:21 PM
someone please remove jauble from this thread

poppy seeds belong on bagels

we should not worry about FBA, its the midwest forming a alliance

Rhino is now refused entry to this thread

it is precautionary

does that mean spy, and red are forming allinces outside fba?

Kevin
11-29-2008, 01:22 PM
I don't want to be a part of any group that does not have Rhino anyway.

spot
11-29-2008, 01:30 PM
Can I bribe my way in?

http://homepage.mac.com/theconfuzed1/.Pictures/misc/bacon_sandwich.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:31 PM
Can I bribe my way in?

http://homepage.mac.com/theconfuzed1/.Pictures/misc/bacon_sandwich.jpg

in for life

VIP Section

enjoy a fresca

reillyluck
11-29-2008, 01:34 PM
this is an awesome thread!

you'll see!!!

Foster
11-29-2008, 01:34 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/theconfuzed1/.Pictures/misc/bacon_sandwich.jpg

this picture makes me sick to my stomach, and my mouth water at the same time

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:35 PM
this is an awesome thread!

you'll see!!!

reilly and aj, the only cool mods

u guys get access, don't bring creep tub with you, I have bouncers at the door

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:37 PM
Did I hear bouncers at the door? I'll offer my services if it means I can give Tub a wedgy

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:40 PM
Did I hear bouncers at the door? I'll offer my services if it means I can give Tub a wedgy


giving hottub a wedgie is a pre requisite to getting the job

welcome aboard


also Mr Norris, please roundhouse kick any Albanians

Thaan You

jonyrotn
11-29-2008, 01:40 PM
Just swinging by to lay a little cool on you people..I'll be at the juke box if you need me..:smoke:

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:43 PM
http://fc65.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/210/a/e/The_shfity_eyes_by_randoam_dude.gif

I'm on it chief.

disneyspy
11-29-2008, 01:46 PM
Just swinging by to lay a little cool on you people..I'll be at the juke box if you need me..:smoke:

dont waste your time mr rotn,this place is for geeks who aren't jerks,c'mon over to the cool people that aren't jerks thread,its the one that says "NO GEEKS" on the door

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:47 PM
dont waste your time mr rotn,this place is for geeks who aren't jerks,c'mon over to the cool people that aren't jerks thread,its the one that says "NO GEEKS" on the door
http://www.corral.net/photopost/data/500/I_m_watching_you_.jpg
I'm watching you Disney boy.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:48 PM
dont waste your time mr rotn,this place is for geeks who aren't jerks,c'mon over to the cool people that aren't jerks thread,its the one that says "NO GEEKS" on the door


jony dont mind the constant run on sentence which is disney spy

he also is from the midwest

no class, just like his sport teams


Norris, please remove Mr. Pedophile Spy

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:49 PM
Come with me Mr.Spy.:banning:

disneyspy
11-29-2008, 01:49 PM
http://www.corral.net/photopost/data/500/I_m_watching_you_.jpg
I'm watching you Disney boy.

i know you are,shirtless guy,glad i dont know how to turn this web cam on

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:51 PM
i know you are,shirtless guy,glad i dont know how to turn this web cam on

You're outta here, you hairy son of a bitch!!!!
http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/chucknorris3.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:57 PM
Norris, u sir are now head of security


20% raise and executive wash room privileges

u earned it

Disney Jerk is gone

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:59 PM
I do what I can sir. Thank you.

spot
11-29-2008, 01:59 PM
Drinks all around on me. A double for Mr. Hippo:drunk:

disneyspy
11-29-2008, 02:05 PM
peekaboo

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 02:07 PM
I'm going to burn your thread to the ground and stomp your face through the chard remains of the floor.

epo
11-29-2008, 02:10 PM
Why does this place smell like pork crackling?

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:12 PM
guys, just got a few extra 72 inch plasmas with the Sunday ticket

it sucks to be a jerk, or like Blueberry Muffins

west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 02:15 PM
I can't be a part of any thread that refuses ds, I'm out.

Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 02:16 PM
I can't be a part of any thread that refuses ds, I'm out.

Enjoy all the ass sex you guys will be having in the gay disney roomhttp://www.onemightyweekend.com/portals/0/images/edge3.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:16 PM
I can't be a part of any thread that refuses ds, I'm out.


eat my caviar then leave

its ok, you'll be back, midwest people are borrring

disneyspy
11-29-2008, 02:16 PM
this thread will have 2 members in the mornin
peekaboo

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:25 PM
we should both be worrying about Blueberry Muffins, they seem to be growing


who knew tall people named James like blueberry muffins



Ill make Bacon and Eggs, fuck pastries

pastries are for the poore

WampusCrandle
11-29-2008, 02:28 PM
ofcourse

cool and cute

u have a lifetime membership

i hope this applies to me :unsure:

CT buddays for life ... right?

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:29 PM
i hope this applies to me :unsure:

CT buddays for life ... right?


hell yeah

light up a Montecristo cigar


u earned it budday

RoseBlood
11-29-2008, 02:31 PM
Half the threads in here are about bacon fat and pork rinds..
This thread has the stability of a Hippo walking a balance beam.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:37 PM
Half the threads in here are about bacon fat and pork rinds..
This thread has the stability of a Hippo walking a balance beam.

et tu roseblood

I saved you a table with some sushi and a sundae bar

who knew behind your pretty face hides a jerk

WampusCrandle
11-29-2008, 02:48 PM
hell yeah

light up a Montecristo cigar


u earned it budday

the KHB brand of approval is all that anyone should strive for ... and now that I have it, what else is there to live for?

RoseBlood
11-29-2008, 03:09 PM
I am posting in here to spite KHB.. ever since he got that new job he's been hoity toity.

thejives
11-29-2008, 03:21 PM
Being in this thread is just great.

I love it a lot.

When does the orgy start?

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 03:24 PM
Being in this thread is just great.

I love it a lot.

When does the orgy start?


8pm

jivesy feel free to have some kobe beef sliders

let the jerks eat their muffins

Puggle_kicker
11-29-2008, 03:25 PM
8pm

jivesy feel free to have some kobe beef sliders

let the jerks eat their muffins

Wait, I thought the muffins were for the cool people . . . . . or was that only the blueberry muffins?

:unsure:

thejives
11-29-2008, 03:26 PM
jivesy feel free to have some kobe beef sliders

Are they made out of real Kobe Bryant?

jonyrotn
11-29-2008, 03:27 PM
Hear that cool music playing? I played that, mostly cause I'm cool..:smoke:

Puggle_kicker
11-29-2008, 03:31 PM
Hear that cool music playing? I played that, mostly cause I'm cool..:smoke:

At first that didnt make sense. But then I wrote it down and took a good hard look at it, fondled my testicles and then laughed a little bit.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 03:43 PM
Are they made out of real Kobe Bryant?

yes

with Michael Jordan Arms


the perfect 2 guard burger

DiabloSammich
11-29-2008, 04:47 PM
I've been here since 8 waiting for this fucking orgy.


I'm just gonna jerk off into your loafers, like usual.

Knowledged_one
11-29-2008, 05:02 PM
So i used to be cool before i moved from the east coast and am requesting posting asylum here

IamFogHat
11-29-2008, 05:20 PM
Hi.

drjoek
11-29-2008, 05:30 PM
Can a guy post in this thread and the jerk appreciation thread?

Big_Joe
11-29-2008, 06:06 PM
i posted.

thejives
11-29-2008, 06:13 PM
I've been here since 8 waiting for this fucking orgy.


I'm just gonna jerk off into your loafers, like usual.

No. It's 8 am.

Keep waiting.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-30-2008, 06:02 AM
I've been here since 8 waiting for this fucking orgy.


I'm just gonna jerk off into your loafers, like usual.



welcome Mr Sammich, the orgy was postpone, i wanted 10-15 more virgins


there will be a orgy today


welcome people enjoy a scone


NO JERKS ALLLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DiabloSammich
11-30-2008, 06:44 AM
Scones rule.

This is gonna be great!

disneyspy
11-30-2008, 06:46 AM
Scones rule.

This is gonna be great!

DS,you're too cool for this thread,c'mon over for blueberry muffins

DiabloSammich
11-30-2008, 06:47 AM
DS,you're too cool for this thread,c'mon over for blueberry muffins



Blueberry muffins rule!


This is gonna be great!

Rube
11-30-2008, 12:51 PM
Greetings my Computer Companions!

IVE GOT SWEET NEW BIKE. CAN I JOIN?

disneyspy
11-30-2008, 01:15 PM
Greetings my Computer Companions!

IVE GOT SWEET NEW BIKE. CAN I JOIN?

yep you're cool enuf for this thread,stay here and compare pocket protectors with hippo

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 05:24 PM
4 days since anyone posted in my thread

guess u all are jerks


bump

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:27 PM
bump

u sir are not a jerk


everyone except Stugots, Wampus and Chuck Norris are jerks

so no more posting in here except for the 3 above mentioned posters

thank you for your cooperation

RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:27 PM
4 days since anyone posted in my thread

guess u all are jerks

I don't want to see low-esteem Hippo surface so I am posting here even though I'm a jerk.

Big_Joe
12-05-2008, 05:28 PM
I got beer.

Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:28 PM
Does this call for a locky?:innocent:

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:30 PM
I don't want to see low-esteem Hippo surface so I am posting here even though I'm a jerk.

oh Rose, you are a hot jerk

see a compliment on your looks, but an insult calling you a jerk

my feelings are mixed

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 05:30 PM
Does this call for a locky?:innocent:

make it a locky so that only three cool kids can post in here.

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:32 PM
Does this call for a locky?:innocent:

oh sir, u dont want me as an enemy, my jew lawyer friends can get you removed from modship

i bet you would be the least missed, ah maybe Fallon, does anyone even take Fallon serious as a mod

spankyfrank
12-05-2008, 05:32 PM
I'm half awesome do I count?

patsopinion
12-05-2008, 05:34 PM
this thread is only for cool daddy o's
epo please don't post here
Kevin you are on probation, say a funny joke and maybe u can post here
Britney Pablo, u can post here, u are the cat's pajams
Misteriosa can post here, good music and good looks
this thread is for the top of the heap
I got in on a technicality, since I started this thread cause I don't deserve to be here
get to posting, you cool bastards deserve it

http://content.doublejourney.com/images/cat/cat_in_bag.jpg
om inz ur thread
tbagging ur principalz

RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:34 PM
oh Rose, you are a hot jerk

see a compliment on your looks, but an insult calling you a jerk

my feelings are mixed

You do realize I can potentially supply you with grade A fresh quality bacon? It would be extremely fatty but I'm willing to do what it takes to get off the jerk list.

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:34 PM
please no more posting here except Stugots, Chuck Norris , Wampus Crandle

and now Roseblood

her insults then compliments are hot, Im enjoying her attacking and then boosting my self esteem

again Thank You for your cooperation

Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:38 PM
I'll walk into your thread without wiping my feet. I'll double dip my chip into your salsa. Kiss your wife, kick your dog, drink the last cold beer out of the fridge, and do it all with a smile on my face.:devil2:

RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:38 PM
I knock you down just so I can bring you back up, it's what I do best.

drjoek
12-05-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm posting here even though I have been called a jerk by some pretty highups
I don't care

RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:40 PM
and do it all with a smile on my face.:devil2:

ew no mooning allowed! :annoyed: :nono:

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:42 PM
if the mods werent such jerks , Id have them monitor and reprimand the people who are posting here w/o permission


please stop posting here, only a select few can post

where was every one tues weds and thursday

Jerks the whole lot of you

do not post here


tyfyc

that means: thank you for your cooperation

RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:43 PM
I'm posting here even though I have been called a jerk by some pretty highups
I don't care

Tall_James has really let this birthday thread and D-Power Modship go to his head.

drjoek
12-05-2008, 05:44 PM
I'm posting again
I'm still a jerk.

Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:45 PM
Dr. Joe.
The owner of this thread has asked all uncool people to stop posting in his thread.
Please cease and desist.

Regards always,
The Management.

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Dr. Joe.
The owner of this thread has asked all uncool people to stop posting in his thread.
Please cease and desist.

Regards always,
The Management.


sir, enforcers are always welcome, would u like to replace Chuck Norris as head of security, Chiuck was washing windows before the promotion

drjoek
12-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Ok. Hahaha

Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:48 PM
Ok. Hahaha

Last warning.

patsopinion
12-05-2008, 05:48 PM
http://www.geocities.com/djdfubu/Trunks-Mooning.jpg

tell me how my azz tazte

SnuggleBug
12-05-2008, 05:49 PM
shit....I'll leave

mikeyboy
12-05-2008, 05:51 PM
meh

http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/store/images/products/preview/ee004-cartoon-poop-clipart.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:53 PM
meh

http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/store/images/products/preview/ee004-cartoon-poop-clipart.jpg


jerks usually are bitter

u sir are lucky Chuck Norris has a Arbys in Sheboygan to open, or he would be forcing you to leave

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 05:53 PM
I'll walk into your thread without wiping my feet. I'll double dip my chip into your salsa. Kiss your wife, kick your dog, drink the last cold beer out of the fridge, and do it all with a smile on my face.:devil2:

he will. that is how he spent last saturday night.

patsopinion
12-05-2008, 05:55 PM
he will. that is how he spent last saturday night.

i wudda bean okay with it it, but did he really hafta pee with seat down?

Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:56 PM
he will. that is how he spent last saturday night.

Oh yeah. I'm also sorry aboot that huge dump clogging your toilet.

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:58 PM
psst HT, patsopinione escrame

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 06:01 PM
Oh yeah. I'm also sorry aboot that huge dump clogging your toilet.

thanks

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 06:03 PM
Im leaving now

please do not post here jerks

thank you all for your cooperation

its not my fault that you guys are jerks

(cept for HT Chuck Norris Roseblood Stugots and Wampus Crandle)

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 06:22 PM
i have my feet up on a table.

King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 11:20 PM
thank you for listening

you people are all my bitches

patsopinion
12-06-2008, 12:04 AM
thank you for listening

you people are all my bitches

tell me how my ass taste

Tall_James
12-06-2008, 04:53 AM
Tall_James has really let this birthday thread and D-Power Modship go to his head.

http://torontofc.theoffside.com/files/2008/04/wtf.jpg

Jughead
12-06-2008, 05:01 AM
I Know you don't like me but....Well I'm not cool.... But I work on commission????:innocent:

DiabloSammich
12-06-2008, 05:01 AM
I refuse to participate in anything that doesn't recognize the supreme awesomeness of Tall James.

Unless of course, someone asked nicely. I just can't deny politeness.

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 05:04 AM
Just checking in. Any jerks in here? KHB, anyone you need roundhoused sir?

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 08:01 AM
I cant deny Tall_James

any facebook friends can post here



Jughead, You are cool, but midwest, Chuck please show him the door

disneyspy
12-06-2008, 08:04 AM
hippos goes around talkin in a "DAAAANNDAY CAAAAANNDAY"voice

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 08:07 AM
I cant deny Tall_James

any facebook friends can post here



Jughead, You are cool, but midwest, Chuck please show him the door

I'm on it sir. Come with me shit dick. We gonna do this the easy way?

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 08:07 AM
hippos goes around talkin in a "DAAAANNDAY CAAAAANNDAY"voice

You too smart ass. Hippos rules.

drjoek
12-06-2008, 08:09 AM
Still a Jerk
Just checking in

disneyspy
12-06-2008, 08:10 AM
alright,just mess with my junk like you did the last time,i kinda liked

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 08:12 AM
Chuck, let the doc stay


Doc, you sir get a weekend pass

drjoek
12-06-2008, 08:12 AM
Perseverence pays off!
YES

Don Stugots
12-06-2008, 08:13 AM
i wear my sunglasses at night and inside.

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 08:13 AM
Welcome Doc, cigars and sammiches are on the table by the strippers :drunk:

Tall_James
12-06-2008, 08:58 AM
Thanks for the love DS and KHB.

And Chuck?

People should know that they should never, EVER, touch your car radio.

http://i11.tinypic.com/538ffps.gif

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 10:18 AM
Thanks for the love DS and KHB.

And Chuck?

People should know that they should never, EVER, touch your car radio.

http://i11.tinypic.com/538ffps.gif

It's funny you should post that, because i'm out doing some chuck norris Texas rangering as we speak and had to roundhouse another chick not 5 minutes ago.

epo
12-06-2008, 11:31 AM
This thread is so damned lame.

disneyspy
12-06-2008, 11:49 AM
i agree,it stinks and a half

biggestmexi
12-06-2008, 11:51 AM
This thread is so damned lame.

you know what your right.

so this thread get this:

suck it
http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/19780b4f8615b42c9518bf53617674e7.gif

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 12:10 PM
chuck please round house kick Epo and his future child k thanks mexi can stay , no one knows him and will speak to him, stugots and chuck please make fun of him and point at him

biggestmexi
12-06-2008, 12:18 PM
chuck please round house kick Epo and his future child k thanks mexi can stay , no one knows him and will speak to him, stugots and chuck please make fun of him and point at him

http://i27.tinypic.com/2pslpjq.jpg

then ill just take this back

foodcourtdruide
12-06-2008, 12:29 PM
I don't think I'm important enough for this thread.

Creepo
12-06-2008, 12:33 PM
This thread is so damned lame.

I agree, then again look who started it. I common person

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 12:48 PM
I don't think I'm important enough for this thread.


I respect all who are stuck living in SI

come in, enjoy some bald eagle cutlets ......

reillyluck
12-06-2008, 12:49 PM
hi

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 12:55 PM
hi

how is the Blueberry Muffin club going. I may have lay chuck norris off, we are in tough times

I heard there are 30% less blueberries in the muffins you give out

reillyluck
12-06-2008, 12:59 PM
how is the Blueberry Muffin club going. I may have lay chuck norris off, we are in tough times

I heard there are 30% less blueberries in the muffins you give out

cool people blueberry muffin lovers dont need clubs. Just sayin. we'd own the world, maaaan.

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 01:01 PM
cool people blueberry muffin lovers dont need clubs. Just sayin. we'd own the world, maaaan.


Corn Muffin supporters would stop you Blueberry Nazis

Bossanova
12-06-2008, 01:03 PM
cool people blueberry muffin lovers dont need clubs. Just sayin. we'd own the world, maaaan.

I honestly didn't know it was possible to not like blueberry muffins. They are fucking deliciously amazing

reillyluck
12-06-2008, 01:05 PM
i want to make love on a bed of blueberry muffins.

Bossanova
12-06-2008, 01:07 PM
i want to make love on a bed of blueberry muffins.

That could possibly be the statement that would make you Mrs. Bossanova

Whiskeyportal
12-06-2008, 01:13 PM
how is the Blueberry Muffin club going. I may have lay chuck norris off, we are in tough times

I heard there are 30% less blueberries in the muffins you give out

:glurps:

Hottub
12-06-2008, 01:14 PM
i want to make love on a bed of blueberry muffins.

Switch muffins with unfrosted brownies, and you've got a deal.

epo
12-06-2008, 01:14 PM
Corn Muffin supporters would stop you Blueberry Nazis

I'm so glad you laid off Chuck Norris.

Now I can make fun of you for stupid statements like this one.

biggestmexi
12-06-2008, 01:16 PM
I'm so glad you laid off Chuck Norris.

Now I can make fun of you for stupid statements like this one.

OH SNAP right in the nads.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4980/6pyzq7cnr7.gif

reillyluck
12-06-2008, 01:16 PM
Switch muffins with unfrosted brownies, and you've got a deal.

no deal. Muffin tops are soft. I need all the cushion i can get for hot animal sex.

Whiskeyportal
12-06-2008, 01:16 PM
blueberry rules.

reillyluck
12-06-2008, 01:18 PM
u take that back whiskey!!!!!!

no wait...you did. :wink:

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 01:20 PM
I'll burn this mother down!!!!! And Epo, Tweedy is way too fucking cool to be associated with the likes of a blueberry loving fool like yourself!.:furious:

Whiskeyportal
12-06-2008, 01:22 PM
u take that back whiskey!!!!!!

no wait...you did. :wink:

i thought you liked blueberry muffins:huh:

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 01:22 PM
I'm so glad you laid off Chuck Norris.

Now I can make fun of you for stupid statements like this one.


I said may lay off

He is safe for now

I may have to cut down on the Beluga Caviar

Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 01:24 PM
I said may lay off

He is safe for now

I may have to cut down on the Beluga Caviar

Thank God!!! Face to you Epo, I say face good sir.:drunk:

Bossanova
12-06-2008, 02:11 PM
Thank God!!! Face to you Epo, I say face good sir.:drunk:

Can't you just post more clips of your show?

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 02:44 PM
Chuck, you sir are safe, you also will get your Christmas Bonus


I will just rob the people you roundhouse kick

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 02:50 PM
can a mod please rename this thread

No Epo's allowed

spot
12-06-2008, 02:57 PM
Im leaving now

please do not post here jerks

thank you all for your cooperation

its not my fault that you guys are jerks

(cept for HT Chuck Norris Roseblood Stugots and Wampus Crandle) Hey! I thought I was a member for life? :unsure:

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 03:00 PM
Hey! I thought I was a member for life? :unsure:

do mind him
that was drunk hippo

sober hippo overrided his previous commitments

welcome and enjoy

King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 03:07 PM
Epo Welcomed.............


Reilly is the only mod online

she wouldn't do this, would she

Is she on team Epo, hmmm

Don Stugots
12-06-2008, 03:41 PM
i am so cool that tonight I will under the covers with vics rubbed on my chest to help me breathe.

epo
12-06-2008, 04:13 PM
Epo Welcomed.............

Reilly is the only mod online

she wouldn't do this, would she

Is she on team Epo, hmmm

Could you blame her?