View Full Version : No Jerks allowed...............Epo Welcomed!!!!
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:19 PM
this thread is only for cool daddy o's
epo please don't post here
Kevin you are on probation, say a funny joke and maybe u can post here
Britney Pablo, u can post here, u are the cat's pajams
Misteriosa can post here, good music and good looks
this thread is for the top of the heap
I got in on a technicality, since I started this thread cause I don't deserve to be here
get to posting, you cool bastards deserve it
Friday
11-28-2008, 10:20 PM
i will post here.
thank you.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:21 PM
i will post here.
thank you.
ofcourse
cool and cute
u have a lifetime membership
Kevin
11-28-2008, 10:22 PM
Hippos Is A Drunk Fool And Should Not Be Able To Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PapaBear
11-28-2008, 10:22 PM
I got sent home from work tonight for calling my supervisor a fucking idiot. Does that make me cool, or a jerk?
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:24 PM
I got sent home from work tonight for calling my supervisor a fucking idiot. Does that make me cool, or a jerk?
coool
always quick witted and uhave the balls to tell of your boss
post here whenever u feel like
I hate to do this Kev, but no Albanians can post here
britneypablo
11-28-2008, 10:26 PM
old navy sale yay!!!!
hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:26 PM
I'm cool and cute. And have been raped by you but don't remember it.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm cool and cute. And have been raped by you but don't remember it.
any asses i rape are cool
post here to cover up the pain Mr. Savage
Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:27 PM
:unsure:
Kevin
11-28-2008, 10:28 PM
coool
always quick witted and uhave the balls to tell of your boss
post here whenever u feel like
I hate to do this Kev, but no Albanians can post here
I WILL POST HERE WHEN EVER I WANT. DRUNK ALBANIANS= BETTER THAN DRUNK JEWS ANYDAY
hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:29 PM
Magic, tell them about our Old Navy performance fleeces!
JerseyRich
11-28-2008, 10:29 PM
Although I am a food thrower, am I allowed in?
I'm an old school pal.
hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:30 PM
any asses i rape are cool
post here to cover up the pain Mr. Savage
And apparently passable trannies are fair game too.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:30 PM
Although I am a food thrower, am I allowed in?
I'm an old school pal.
we had some good times during softball
u are in, u just need to sucker punch Randy at the X mas party
Friday
11-28-2008, 10:31 PM
Although I am a food thrower, am I allowed in?
I'm an old school pal.
noone... and i mean NOONE... is cewler than the JerseyRich.
Judge Smails
11-28-2008, 10:31 PM
What's your policy on "Shock Posters"?
JerseyRich
11-28-2008, 10:32 PM
we had some good times during softball
u are in, u just need to sucker punch Randy at the X mas party
At the strike of Midnight(The moment I turn 30) Randy will get a fist to the skull.
hammersavage
11-28-2008, 10:32 PM
Miss Chet Steadman
JerseyRich
11-28-2008, 10:33 PM
noone... and i mean NOONE... is cewler than the JerseyRich.
You made baby Jesus(Gvac) cry.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:33 PM
At the strike of Midnight(The moment I turn 30) Randy will get a fist to the skull.
u sir just earned a lifetime membership
and a shot of your choice (domestic, no patron, u rock star)
weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:34 PM
i wouldn't want to be part of any group that refers to themselves as "cool daddy-o's"
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:35 PM
What's your policy on "Shock Posters"?
I met you
98% of the board has not
lifetime membership
Smails u are not a shock poster, just a funny quick witted one
the person who added you to the shock poster thread is banned from posting here
Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:36 PM
:unsure:
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:37 PM
Snoogans gets a 2 year membership posting here, he is macking it to britney and has her up at 233 am
well done sir
kevin is still banned , he uses caps in the cat room, what a homo
west milly Tom
11-28-2008, 10:39 PM
I'm way to cool to post here. :)
weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:40 PM
Snoogans gets a 2 year membership posting here, he is macking it to britney and has her up at 233 am
well done sir
kevin is still banned , he uses caps in the cat room, what a homo
??
http://www.animal-aid.com/images/adultcatroom.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:40 PM
I'm way to cool to post here. :)
u wished me luck when I was jobless
but ur politics views suck worse then a Kevin yankee post
hmm, u are in because, u mean well
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:42 PM
??
http://www.animal-aid.com/images/adultcatroom.jpg
:lol: correcting people is not cool
but u have to deal with Norwood wide left, its fun to hear the other side of the awesome 1991 Superbowl
Buffalo sucks at life, u are in because sports is pain to you
post here when you feel like
Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:42 PM
:unsure:
weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:49 PM
:lol: correcting people is not cool
but u have to deal with Norwood wide left, its fun to hear the other side of the awesome 1991 Superbowl
Buffalo sucks at life, u are in because sports is pain to you
post here when you feel like
It's wide right, you dope.
west milly Tom
11-28-2008, 10:50 PM
u wished me luck when I was jobless
but ur politics views suck worse then a Kevin yankee post
hmm, u are in because, u mean well
My politics are solid, but I am a reglar guy too. We might not agree on who should represent us but you're still a good guy.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:50 PM
It's wide right, you dope.
yess
i needed that
wanted you to tell me how it happened
I play dumb sir
tell me again, wide right , so awesome
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:51 PM
My politics are solid, but I am a reglar guy too. We might not agree on who should represent us but you're still a good guy.
I am sorry, nothing is worse than a Kevin Yankee Post
comparing u to Kevin's humor was harsh, accept my sincere apologies
weekapaugjz
11-28-2008, 10:52 PM
yess
i needed that
wanted you to tell me how it happened
I play dumb sir
tell me again, wide right , so awesome
Wide right.
Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:53 PM
:unsure:
west milly Tom
11-28-2008, 10:53 PM
An apology was due. It'll be nice to meet your liberal ass in person one day.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:55 PM
:unsure:
your need for attention should earn u a banning from this thread
but u sir are aces, feel free to make a post
go ahead knock your self out
jonyrotn
11-28-2008, 10:55 PM
I've finally found a place to call home..
This thread will be my base of operations until I find a cewler place to tell everyone how cool I am..
Thanks little piggy for letting me in..
I didn't wanna have to blow you again..
Dougie Brootal
11-28-2008, 10:56 PM
hi guys! :smile:
King Hippos Bandaid
11-28-2008, 10:58 PM
I've finally found a place to call home..
This thread will be my base of operations until I find a cewler place to tell everyone how cool I am..
Thanks little piggy for letting me in..
I didn't wanna have to blow you again..
dude I dont know how u keep all that coolness in that small body
u sir are the man the myth and the legend
get your ass over to chat
Sue_Bender
11-28-2008, 10:58 PM
Thanks little piggy for letting me in..
I didn't wanna have to blow you again..
...but?
jonyrotn
11-28-2008, 11:03 PM
This being a place for cool people only I felt it necessary to post again..
Try to get my stink all over this thread so everyone knows,
I'm cool..
:smoke:<---That's how I roll..
britneypablo
11-29-2008, 03:51 AM
its 7:51AM on a sat.....and I am headed out to touch kids
Good Day
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 03:53 AM
its 7:51AM on a sat.....and I am headed out to touch kids
Good Day
http://www.corral.net/photopost/data/500/I_m_watching_you_.jpg
Foster
11-29-2008, 04:12 AM
its 7:51AM on a sat.....and I am headed out to touch kids
Good Day
where do you find kids to touch so early on a Saturday?
mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 05:11 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?
disneyspy
11-29-2008, 05:15 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?
i was araid to post here cuz it looked like "The Posters Hippo's Wants To Blow" thread
drjoek
11-29-2008, 05:35 AM
i was araid to post here cuz it looked like "The Posters Hippo's Wants To Blow" thread
He PMed me with that offer so I am posting.
drjoek
11-29-2008, 05:41 AM
"No jerks allowed". HA try to keep me out.
sailor
11-29-2008, 05:42 AM
I WILL POST HERE WHEN EVER I WANT. DRUNK ALBANIANS= BETTER THAN DRUNK JEWS ANYDAY
what of drunk albanian jews?
sailor
11-29-2008, 05:45 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?
you omitted epo.
GvacNoMore
11-29-2008, 05:47 AM
This thread stinks.
I like the original one better. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66743)
I might be biased, though.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 06:10 AM
Is this the "Hippo Kisses Everybody's Ass Except Kevin and Randy" thread?
u sir cant post here anymore
no creepy admins can post here
usually I am an asshole when I drunk post, I went the other way and was nice
Snoogans
11-29-2008, 06:11 AM
I got a 2 year exemption here. TAKE THAT BITCHES
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 06:11 AM
This thread stinks.
u stink
like cheese
mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 06:52 AM
u sir cant post here anymore
no creepy admins can post here
This is going to end well.
u stink
like cheese
But like cheese, I'm magically delicious.
Snoogans
11-29-2008, 06:55 AM
I thought its Lucky Charms that are magically delicious?
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 06:59 AM
This is going to end well.
Bobby Pants can post here
he is the cool admin
all others must file and application to post in here
I thought its Lucky Charms that are magically delicious?
I TOLD YOU:
http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/mgcl_lg.gif
mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:01 AM
Epo is processed cereal and fake stale marshmallows?
mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:04 AM
So Hippo's fostering in-fighting while there's a civil war going on I ask you, who's the real enemy? WHO'S THE REAL ENEMY?
So Hippo's fostering in-fighting while there's a civil war going on I ask you, who's the real enemy? WHO'S THE REAL ENEMY?
Wait....so am I supposed to fight the Hippo, the Gvac or the FBA?
History tells us that a 2-front war is unwinnable...imagine the damage of a 3-front war!
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:11 AM
epo I am not at war with ya , i just fully agree with every drop of the assessment made about you by Gvac
mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:12 AM
Wait....so am I supposed to fight the Hippo, the Gvac or the FBA?
History tells us that a 2-front war is unwinnable...imagine the damage of a 3-front war!
I say we all poll our resources for the war on Hippo.
Snoogans
11-29-2008, 07:14 AM
I say we all poll our resources for the war on Hippo.
RedSox nation is down for this
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:14 AM
nice , the mods and admins need a whipping boy to take your mind of the current admin and mod term limits, only jerks would do that
see the title no jerks allowed
drjoek
11-29-2008, 07:15 AM
Throw bacon near him the battle will be won
http://www.gpsart.biz/images/bacon.jpg
Snoogans
11-29-2008, 07:20 AM
H _ _ P _ i _ a J _ _
Reephdweller
11-29-2008, 07:20 AM
I am too cool for school Walter Cronkite
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mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:22 AM
nice , the mods and admins need a whipping boy to take your mind of the current admin and mod term limits, only jerks would do that
see the title no jerks allowed
VIVA LA RANDY!
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:23 AM
VIVA LA RANDY!
drunk Randy is officially your problem, i will leave him at the events now
good luck with that
mikeyboy
11-29-2008, 07:27 AM
drunk Randy is officially your problem, i will leave him at the events now
good luck with that
Dammit. You found my kryptonite.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:29 AM
Dammit. You found my kryptonite.
oh please be a republican, he loves talking politely about politics while drunk
Snoogans
11-29-2008, 07:30 AM
oh please be a republican, he loves talking politely about politics while drunk
and headbutting people hello
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 07:33 AM
and headbutting people hello
hmm mikeyboy gets punchy when drunk Randy gets headbutty
this might be fun to watch
disneyspy
11-29-2008, 07:56 AM
I say we all poll our resources for the war on Hippo.
on behalf of the Xers,were with you mikeyboy
on a side note King Hippo is playin at a club in town tonite
Bossanova
11-29-2008, 08:50 AM
Where are all of the cool people? This place sucks
cougarjake13
11-29-2008, 08:52 AM
they all killed themselves after the eagles tied the bengals
zildjian361
11-29-2008, 08:59 AM
I can post Oww.:smoke::drunk:
reillyluck
11-29-2008, 09:21 AM
the jerk store called....
thejives
11-29-2008, 09:24 AM
Finally, a thread I can belong to.
west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 09:24 AM
the jerk store called....
well I had sex with your wife.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 10:13 AM
Where are all of the cool people? This place sucks
I like the im too cool for this thread stance
mock us all you want, u can post here
I'm sure you'll find some friends in this awful thread.............NAH!
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:02 PM
I'm sure you'll find some friends in this awful thread.............NAH!
out of this thread jerk
i see the jerk repellent I placed in your bratwursts and cheddar blocks did not work
west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 01:04 PM
It's wide right, you dope.
thank you for inspiring my first sig ever.
Kevin
11-29-2008, 01:10 PM
Hippos, as an olive branch, i give you this.
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King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:12 PM
this still doesnt change the fact that you are Albanian
access denied
Kevin
11-29-2008, 01:16 PM
this still doesnt change the fact that you are Albanian
access denied
Fine, i will get Randy Extra drunk at the Xmas party
jauble
11-29-2008, 01:16 PM
http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/bread/poppyseed_muffins.jpg
Enjoy em bacon boy, thats right I posted in this thread.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:18 PM
http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/bread/poppyseed_muffins.jpg
Enjoy em bacon boy, thats right I posted in this thread.
someone please remove jauble from this thread
poppy seeds belong on bagels
we should not worry about FBA, its the midwest forming a alliance
Rhino is now refused entry to this thread
it is precautionary
west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 01:21 PM
someone please remove jauble from this thread
poppy seeds belong on bagels
we should not worry about FBA, its the midwest forming a alliance
Rhino is now refused entry to this thread
it is precautionary
does that mean spy, and red are forming allinces outside fba?
Kevin
11-29-2008, 01:22 PM
I don't want to be a part of any group that does not have Rhino anyway.
Can I bribe my way in?
http://homepage.mac.com/theconfuzed1/.Pictures/misc/bacon_sandwich.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:31 PM
Can I bribe my way in?
http://homepage.mac.com/theconfuzed1/.Pictures/misc/bacon_sandwich.jpg
in for life
VIP Section
enjoy a fresca
reillyluck
11-29-2008, 01:34 PM
this is an awesome thread!
you'll see!!!
Foster
11-29-2008, 01:34 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/theconfuzed1/.Pictures/misc/bacon_sandwich.jpg
this picture makes me sick to my stomach, and my mouth water at the same time
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:35 PM
this is an awesome thread!
you'll see!!!
reilly and aj, the only cool mods
u guys get access, don't bring creep tub with you, I have bouncers at the door
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:37 PM
Did I hear bouncers at the door? I'll offer my services if it means I can give Tub a wedgy
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:40 PM
Did I hear bouncers at the door? I'll offer my services if it means I can give Tub a wedgy
giving hottub a wedgie is a pre requisite to getting the job
welcome aboard
also Mr Norris, please roundhouse kick any Albanians
Thaan You
jonyrotn
11-29-2008, 01:40 PM
Just swinging by to lay a little cool on you people..I'll be at the juke box if you need me..:smoke:
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:43 PM
http://fc65.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/210/a/e/The_shfity_eyes_by_randoam_dude.gif
I'm on it chief.
disneyspy
11-29-2008, 01:46 PM
Just swinging by to lay a little cool on you people..I'll be at the juke box if you need me..:smoke:
dont waste your time mr rotn,this place is for geeks who aren't jerks,c'mon over to the cool people that aren't jerks thread,its the one that says "NO GEEKS" on the door
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:47 PM
dont waste your time mr rotn,this place is for geeks who aren't jerks,c'mon over to the cool people that aren't jerks thread,its the one that says "NO GEEKS" on the door
http://www.corral.net/photopost/data/500/I_m_watching_you_.jpg
I'm watching you Disney boy.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:48 PM
dont waste your time mr rotn,this place is for geeks who aren't jerks,c'mon over to the cool people that aren't jerks thread,its the one that says "NO GEEKS" on the door
jony dont mind the constant run on sentence which is disney spy
he also is from the midwest
no class, just like his sport teams
Norris, please remove Mr. Pedophile Spy
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:49 PM
Come with me Mr.Spy.:banning:
disneyspy
11-29-2008, 01:49 PM
http://www.corral.net/photopost/data/500/I_m_watching_you_.jpg
I'm watching you Disney boy.
i know you are,shirtless guy,glad i dont know how to turn this web cam on
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:51 PM
i know you are,shirtless guy,glad i dont know how to turn this web cam on
You're outta here, you hairy son of a bitch!!!!
http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/chucknorris3.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 01:57 PM
Norris, u sir are now head of security
20% raise and executive wash room privileges
u earned it
Disney Jerk is gone
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 01:59 PM
I do what I can sir. Thank you.
Drinks all around on me. A double for Mr. Hippo:drunk:
disneyspy
11-29-2008, 02:05 PM
peekaboo
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 02:07 PM
I'm going to burn your thread to the ground and stomp your face through the chard remains of the floor.
Why does this place smell like pork crackling?
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:12 PM
guys, just got a few extra 72 inch plasmas with the Sunday ticket
it sucks to be a jerk, or like Blueberry Muffins
west milly Tom
11-29-2008, 02:15 PM
I can't be a part of any thread that refuses ds, I'm out.
Chuck Norris
11-29-2008, 02:16 PM
I can't be a part of any thread that refuses ds, I'm out.
Enjoy all the ass sex you guys will be having in the gay disney roomhttp://www.onemightyweekend.com/portals/0/images/edge3.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:16 PM
I can't be a part of any thread that refuses ds, I'm out.
eat my caviar then leave
its ok, you'll be back, midwest people are borrring
disneyspy
11-29-2008, 02:16 PM
this thread will have 2 members in the mornin
peekaboo
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:25 PM
we should both be worrying about Blueberry Muffins, they seem to be growing
who knew tall people named James like blueberry muffins
Ill make Bacon and Eggs, fuck pastries
pastries are for the poore
WampusCrandle
11-29-2008, 02:28 PM
ofcourse
cool and cute
u have a lifetime membership
i hope this applies to me :unsure:
CT buddays for life ... right?
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:29 PM
i hope this applies to me :unsure:
CT buddays for life ... right?
hell yeah
light up a Montecristo cigar
u earned it budday
RoseBlood
11-29-2008, 02:31 PM
Half the threads in here are about bacon fat and pork rinds..
This thread has the stability of a Hippo walking a balance beam.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 02:37 PM
Half the threads in here are about bacon fat and pork rinds..
This thread has the stability of a Hippo walking a balance beam.
et tu roseblood
I saved you a table with some sushi and a sundae bar
who knew behind your pretty face hides a jerk
WampusCrandle
11-29-2008, 02:48 PM
hell yeah
light up a Montecristo cigar
u earned it budday
the KHB brand of approval is all that anyone should strive for ... and now that I have it, what else is there to live for?
RoseBlood
11-29-2008, 03:09 PM
I am posting in here to spite KHB.. ever since he got that new job he's been hoity toity.
thejives
11-29-2008, 03:21 PM
Being in this thread is just great.
I love it a lot.
When does the orgy start?
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 03:24 PM
Being in this thread is just great.
I love it a lot.
When does the orgy start?
8pm
jivesy feel free to have some kobe beef sliders
let the jerks eat their muffins
Puggle_kicker
11-29-2008, 03:25 PM
8pm
jivesy feel free to have some kobe beef sliders
let the jerks eat their muffins
Wait, I thought the muffins were for the cool people . . . . . or was that only the blueberry muffins?
:unsure:
thejives
11-29-2008, 03:26 PM
jivesy feel free to have some kobe beef sliders
Are they made out of real Kobe Bryant?
jonyrotn
11-29-2008, 03:27 PM
Hear that cool music playing? I played that, mostly cause I'm cool..:smoke:
Puggle_kicker
11-29-2008, 03:31 PM
Hear that cool music playing? I played that, mostly cause I'm cool..:smoke:
At first that didnt make sense. But then I wrote it down and took a good hard look at it, fondled my testicles and then laughed a little bit.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-29-2008, 03:43 PM
Are they made out of real Kobe Bryant?
yes
with Michael Jordan Arms
the perfect 2 guard burger
DiabloSammich
11-29-2008, 04:47 PM
I've been here since 8 waiting for this fucking orgy.
I'm just gonna jerk off into your loafers, like usual.
Knowledged_one
11-29-2008, 05:02 PM
So i used to be cool before i moved from the east coast and am requesting posting asylum here
IamFogHat
11-29-2008, 05:20 PM
Hi.
drjoek
11-29-2008, 05:30 PM
Can a guy post in this thread and the jerk appreciation thread?
Big_Joe
11-29-2008, 06:06 PM
i posted.
thejives
11-29-2008, 06:13 PM
I've been here since 8 waiting for this fucking orgy.
I'm just gonna jerk off into your loafers, like usual.
No. It's 8 am.
Keep waiting.
King Hippos Bandaid
11-30-2008, 06:02 AM
I've been here since 8 waiting for this fucking orgy.
I'm just gonna jerk off into your loafers, like usual.
welcome Mr Sammich, the orgy was postpone, i wanted 10-15 more virgins
there will be a orgy today
welcome people enjoy a scone
NO JERKS ALLLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DiabloSammich
11-30-2008, 06:44 AM
Scones rule.
This is gonna be great!
disneyspy
11-30-2008, 06:46 AM
Scones rule.
This is gonna be great!
DS,you're too cool for this thread,c'mon over for blueberry muffins
DiabloSammich
11-30-2008, 06:47 AM
DS,you're too cool for this thread,c'mon over for blueberry muffins
Blueberry muffins rule!
This is gonna be great!
Greetings my Computer Companions!
IVE GOT SWEET NEW BIKE. CAN I JOIN?
disneyspy
11-30-2008, 01:15 PM
Greetings my Computer Companions!
IVE GOT SWEET NEW BIKE. CAN I JOIN?
yep you're cool enuf for this thread,stay here and compare pocket protectors with hippo
Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 05:24 PM
4 days since anyone posted in my thread
guess u all are jerks
bump
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:27 PM
bump
u sir are not a jerk
everyone except Stugots, Wampus and Chuck Norris are jerks
so no more posting in here except for the 3 above mentioned posters
thank you for your cooperation
RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:27 PM
4 days since anyone posted in my thread
guess u all are jerks
I don't want to see low-esteem Hippo surface so I am posting here even though I'm a jerk.
Big_Joe
12-05-2008, 05:28 PM
I got beer.
Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:28 PM
Does this call for a locky?:innocent:
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:30 PM
I don't want to see low-esteem Hippo surface so I am posting here even though I'm a jerk.
oh Rose, you are a hot jerk
see a compliment on your looks, but an insult calling you a jerk
my feelings are mixed
Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 05:30 PM
Does this call for a locky?:innocent:
make it a locky so that only three cool kids can post in here.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:32 PM
Does this call for a locky?:innocent:
oh sir, u dont want me as an enemy, my jew lawyer friends can get you removed from modship
i bet you would be the least missed, ah maybe Fallon, does anyone even take Fallon serious as a mod
spankyfrank
12-05-2008, 05:32 PM
I'm half awesome do I count?
patsopinion
12-05-2008, 05:34 PM
this thread is only for cool daddy o's
epo please don't post here
Kevin you are on probation, say a funny joke and maybe u can post here
Britney Pablo, u can post here, u are the cat's pajams
Misteriosa can post here, good music and good looks
this thread is for the top of the heap
I got in on a technicality, since I started this thread cause I don't deserve to be here
get to posting, you cool bastards deserve it
http://content.doublejourney.com/images/cat/cat_in_bag.jpg
om inz ur thread
tbagging ur principalz
RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:34 PM
oh Rose, you are a hot jerk
see a compliment on your looks, but an insult calling you a jerk
my feelings are mixed
You do realize I can potentially supply you with grade A fresh quality bacon? It would be extremely fatty but I'm willing to do what it takes to get off the jerk list.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:34 PM
please no more posting here except Stugots, Chuck Norris , Wampus Crandle
and now Roseblood
her insults then compliments are hot, Im enjoying her attacking and then boosting my self esteem
again Thank You for your cooperation
Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:38 PM
I'll walk into your thread without wiping my feet. I'll double dip my chip into your salsa. Kiss your wife, kick your dog, drink the last cold beer out of the fridge, and do it all with a smile on my face.:devil2:
RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:38 PM
I knock you down just so I can bring you back up, it's what I do best.
drjoek
12-05-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm posting here even though I have been called a jerk by some pretty highups
I don't care
RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:40 PM
and do it all with a smile on my face.:devil2:
ew no mooning allowed! :annoyed: :nono:
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:42 PM
if the mods werent such jerks , Id have them monitor and reprimand the people who are posting here w/o permission
please stop posting here, only a select few can post
where was every one tues weds and thursday
Jerks the whole lot of you
do not post here
tyfyc
that means: thank you for your cooperation
RoseBlood
12-05-2008, 05:43 PM
I'm posting here even though I have been called a jerk by some pretty highups
I don't care
Tall_James has really let this birthday thread and D-Power Modship go to his head.
drjoek
12-05-2008, 05:44 PM
I'm posting again
I'm still a jerk.
Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:45 PM
Dr. Joe.
The owner of this thread has asked all uncool people to stop posting in his thread.
Please cease and desist.
Regards always,
The Management.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Dr. Joe.
The owner of this thread has asked all uncool people to stop posting in his thread.
Please cease and desist.
Regards always,
The Management.
sir, enforcers are always welcome, would u like to replace Chuck Norris as head of security, Chiuck was washing windows before the promotion
drjoek
12-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Ok. Hahaha
Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:48 PM
Ok. Hahaha
Last warning.
patsopinion
12-05-2008, 05:48 PM
http://www.geocities.com/djdfubu/Trunks-Mooning.jpg
tell me how my azz tazte
SnuggleBug
12-05-2008, 05:49 PM
shit....I'll leave
mikeyboy
12-05-2008, 05:51 PM
meh
http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/store/images/products/preview/ee004-cartoon-poop-clipart.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:53 PM
meh
http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/store/images/products/preview/ee004-cartoon-poop-clipart.jpg
jerks usually are bitter
u sir are lucky Chuck Norris has a Arbys in Sheboygan to open, or he would be forcing you to leave
Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 05:53 PM
I'll walk into your thread without wiping my feet. I'll double dip my chip into your salsa. Kiss your wife, kick your dog, drink the last cold beer out of the fridge, and do it all with a smile on my face.:devil2:
he will. that is how he spent last saturday night.
patsopinion
12-05-2008, 05:55 PM
he will. that is how he spent last saturday night.
i wudda bean okay with it it, but did he really hafta pee with seat down?
Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:56 PM
he will. that is how he spent last saturday night.
Oh yeah. I'm also sorry aboot that huge dump clogging your toilet.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 05:58 PM
psst HT, patsopinione escrame
Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 06:01 PM
Oh yeah. I'm also sorry aboot that huge dump clogging your toilet.
thanks
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 06:03 PM
Im leaving now
please do not post here jerks
thank you all for your cooperation
its not my fault that you guys are jerks
(cept for HT Chuck Norris Roseblood Stugots and Wampus Crandle)
Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 06:22 PM
i have my feet up on a table.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-05-2008, 11:20 PM
thank you for listening
you people are all my bitches
patsopinion
12-06-2008, 12:04 AM
thank you for listening
you people are all my bitches
tell me how my ass taste
Tall_James
12-06-2008, 04:53 AM
Tall_James has really let this birthday thread and D-Power Modship go to his head.
http://torontofc.theoffside.com/files/2008/04/wtf.jpg
Jughead
12-06-2008, 05:01 AM
I Know you don't like me but....Well I'm not cool.... But I work on commission????:innocent:
DiabloSammich
12-06-2008, 05:01 AM
I refuse to participate in anything that doesn't recognize the supreme awesomeness of Tall James.
Unless of course, someone asked nicely. I just can't deny politeness.
Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 05:04 AM
Just checking in. Any jerks in here? KHB, anyone you need roundhoused sir?
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 08:01 AM
I cant deny Tall_James
any facebook friends can post here
Jughead, You are cool, but midwest, Chuck please show him the door
disneyspy
12-06-2008, 08:04 AM
hippos goes around talkin in a "DAAAANNDAY CAAAAANNDAY"voice
Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 08:07 AM
I cant deny Tall_James
any facebook friends can post here
Jughead, You are cool, but midwest, Chuck please show him the door
I'm on it sir. Come with me shit dick. We gonna do this the easy way?
Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 08:07 AM
hippos goes around talkin in a "DAAAANNDAY CAAAAANNDAY"voice
You too smart ass. Hippos rules.
drjoek
12-06-2008, 08:09 AM
Still a Jerk
Just checking in
disneyspy
12-06-2008, 08:10 AM
alright,just mess with my junk like you did the last time,i kinda liked
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 08:12 AM
Chuck, let the doc stay
Doc, you sir get a weekend pass
drjoek
12-06-2008, 08:12 AM
Perseverence pays off!
YES
Don Stugots
12-06-2008, 08:13 AM
i wear my sunglasses at night and inside.
Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 08:13 AM
Welcome Doc, cigars and sammiches are on the table by the strippers :drunk:
Tall_James
12-06-2008, 08:58 AM
Thanks for the love DS and KHB.
And Chuck?
People should know that they should never, EVER, touch your car radio.
http://i11.tinypic.com/538ffps.gif
Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 10:18 AM
Thanks for the love DS and KHB.
And Chuck?
People should know that they should never, EVER, touch your car radio.
http://i11.tinypic.com/538ffps.gif
It's funny you should post that, because i'm out doing some chuck norris Texas rangering as we speak and had to roundhouse another chick not 5 minutes ago.
This thread is so damned lame.
disneyspy
12-06-2008, 11:49 AM
i agree,it stinks and a half
biggestmexi
12-06-2008, 11:51 AM
This thread is so damned lame.
you know what your right.
so this thread get this:
suck it
http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/19780b4f8615b42c9518bf53617674e7.gif
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 12:10 PM
chuck please round house kick Epo and his future child k thanks mexi can stay , no one knows him and will speak to him, stugots and chuck please make fun of him and point at him
biggestmexi
12-06-2008, 12:18 PM
chuck please round house kick Epo and his future child k thanks mexi can stay , no one knows him and will speak to him, stugots and chuck please make fun of him and point at him
http://i27.tinypic.com/2pslpjq.jpg
then ill just take this back
foodcourtdruide
12-06-2008, 12:29 PM
I don't think I'm important enough for this thread.
Creepo
12-06-2008, 12:33 PM
This thread is so damned lame.
I agree, then again look who started it. I common person
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 12:48 PM
I don't think I'm important enough for this thread.
I respect all who are stuck living in SI
come in, enjoy some bald eagle cutlets ......
reillyluck
12-06-2008, 12:49 PM
hi
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 12:55 PM
hi
how is the Blueberry Muffin club going. I may have lay chuck norris off, we are in tough times
I heard there are 30% less blueberries in the muffins you give out
reillyluck
12-06-2008, 12:59 PM
how is the Blueberry Muffin club going. I may have lay chuck norris off, we are in tough times
I heard there are 30% less blueberries in the muffins you give out
cool people blueberry muffin lovers dont need clubs. Just sayin. we'd own the world, maaaan.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 01:01 PM
cool people blueberry muffin lovers dont need clubs. Just sayin. we'd own the world, maaaan.
Corn Muffin supporters would stop you Blueberry Nazis
Bossanova
12-06-2008, 01:03 PM
cool people blueberry muffin lovers dont need clubs. Just sayin. we'd own the world, maaaan.
I honestly didn't know it was possible to not like blueberry muffins. They are fucking deliciously amazing
reillyluck
12-06-2008, 01:05 PM
i want to make love on a bed of blueberry muffins.
Bossanova
12-06-2008, 01:07 PM
i want to make love on a bed of blueberry muffins.
That could possibly be the statement that would make you Mrs. Bossanova
Whiskeyportal
12-06-2008, 01:13 PM
how is the Blueberry Muffin club going. I may have lay chuck norris off, we are in tough times
I heard there are 30% less blueberries in the muffins you give out
:glurps:
Hottub
12-06-2008, 01:14 PM
i want to make love on a bed of blueberry muffins.
Switch muffins with unfrosted brownies, and you've got a deal.
Corn Muffin supporters would stop you Blueberry Nazis
I'm so glad you laid off Chuck Norris.
Now I can make fun of you for stupid statements like this one.
biggestmexi
12-06-2008, 01:16 PM
I'm so glad you laid off Chuck Norris.
Now I can make fun of you for stupid statements like this one.
OH SNAP right in the nads.
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4980/6pyzq7cnr7.gif
reillyluck
12-06-2008, 01:16 PM
Switch muffins with unfrosted brownies, and you've got a deal.
no deal. Muffin tops are soft. I need all the cushion i can get for hot animal sex.
Whiskeyportal
12-06-2008, 01:16 PM
blueberry rules.
reillyluck
12-06-2008, 01:18 PM
u take that back whiskey!!!!!!
no wait...you did. :wink:
Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 01:20 PM
I'll burn this mother down!!!!! And Epo, Tweedy is way too fucking cool to be associated with the likes of a blueberry loving fool like yourself!.:furious:
Whiskeyportal
12-06-2008, 01:22 PM
u take that back whiskey!!!!!!
no wait...you did. :wink:
i thought you liked blueberry muffins:huh:
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 01:22 PM
I'm so glad you laid off Chuck Norris.
Now I can make fun of you for stupid statements like this one.
I said may lay off
He is safe for now
I may have to cut down on the Beluga Caviar
Chuck Norris
12-06-2008, 01:24 PM
I said may lay off
He is safe for now
I may have to cut down on the Beluga Caviar
Thank God!!! Face to you Epo, I say face good sir.:drunk:
Bossanova
12-06-2008, 02:11 PM
Thank God!!! Face to you Epo, I say face good sir.:drunk:
Can't you just post more clips of your show?
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 02:44 PM
Chuck, you sir are safe, you also will get your Christmas Bonus
I will just rob the people you roundhouse kick
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 02:50 PM
can a mod please rename this thread
No Epo's allowed
Im leaving now
please do not post here jerks
thank you all for your cooperation
its not my fault that you guys are jerks
(cept for HT Chuck Norris Roseblood Stugots and Wampus Crandle) Hey! I thought I was a member for life? :unsure:
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 03:00 PM
Hey! I thought I was a member for life? :unsure:
do mind him
that was drunk hippo
sober hippo overrided his previous commitments
welcome and enjoy
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2008, 03:07 PM
Epo Welcomed.............
Reilly is the only mod online
she wouldn't do this, would she
Is she on team Epo, hmmm
Don Stugots
12-06-2008, 03:41 PM
i am so cool that tonight I will under the covers with vics rubbed on my chest to help me breathe.
Epo Welcomed.............
Reilly is the only mod online
she wouldn't do this, would she
Is she on team Epo, hmmm
Could you blame her?
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