How Can I Stop It?

[Gvac]

Dear Oracle,

I'm about to go to the laundromat and I'm scared. VERY scared. Every time I go I have divorcees, welfare mothers, and even college chicks shamelessly hitting on me.

Why is this?

And what can I do to get them to leave me alone?

I just want to wash my clothes.

Thank you.

[Snoogans]

buy a washer and dryer

[mikeyboy]

Put the underpants with the big skidmarks on the top of your laundry pile.

[disneyspy]

they mistake that roll of quarters in your pocket for somethin else

[RoseBlood]

What happened to your Naked Revolution?

[mikeyboy]

What happened to your Naked Revolution?

Please tell me that revolution will not be televised.

[horshack]

Dear Oracle,

I'm about to go to the laundromat and I'm scared. VERY scared. Every time I go I have divorcees, welfare mothers, and even college chicks shamelessly hitting on me.

Why is this?

And what can I do to get them to leave me alone?

I just want to wash my clothes.

Thank you.

homo

[razorboy]

Stop wearing those sexy wolf shirts.

[Sue_Bender]

Dear Oracle,

I'm about to go to the laundromat and I'm scared. VERY scared. Every time I go I have divorcees, welfare mothers, and even college chicks shamelessly hitting on me.

Why is this?

And what can I do to get them to leave me alone?




Talk to them.

[disneyspy]

Talk to them.

:lol::lol:lock it

[Gvac]

Talk to them.

I do!

And then they ask me out.

It's disgusting.

[paulisded]

Please tell me that revolution will not be televised.

Good one.

[Chuck Norris]

Have you shown them the chicken heart? Or the bat wing?

[mikeyboy]

I don't want to alarm anybody, but sprinkle in a few dozen exclamation points, and this could easily be a reeshy thread.

[RoseBlood]

I do!

And then they ask me out.

It's disgusting.

http://www.dustcatchers.com/shirts/tv/lr-heman.jpg

[AngelAmy]

I don't want to alarm anybody, but sprinkle in a few dozen exclamation points, and this could easily be a reeshy thread.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome back reeshy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[west milly Tom]

Dear Oracle,

I'm about to go to the laundromat and I'm scared. VERY scared. Every time I go I have divorcees, welfare mothers, and even college chicks shamelessly hitting on me.

Why is this?

And what can I do to get them to leave me alone?

I just want to wash my clothes.

Thank you.

stop wearing your bank account balence on your shirt

[razorboy]

Balence?

[thejives]

Don't go.

Send GvacNoMore. He'll gladly fuck the bitches.

[epo]

Tell them how much you hate jelly.

[thejives]

Tell them how much you hate jelly.

He don't use jelly.
Or any of these.

He uses vaseline.

[reillyluck]

Tell them how much you hate jelly.

i dont think they're ready for his preserves.

[epo]

i dont think they're ready for his preserves.

Eww.

[Gvac]

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[west milly Tom]

Balence?

so I can't spell, wanna fight about it. :)

[west milly Tom]

The Kavorka!

[Foster]

pouring bleach on odorous areas usually keeps unwelcomed visiters away

[SatCam]

it aint easy being g

[Gvac]

I met a nice lady.

I think she's a private trainer or maybe a yoga instructor.

I told her I must be getting old because I was tired from having a busy day on Thanksgiving, then having to work yesterday, and then cleaning my house all day today and she said "Don't worry...I can whip you back into shape."

I hope I can get a discounted rate!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

stop being handsome


or you can bring epo or creepo with you

[reillyluck]

get me the big knife!!!!

[Gvac]

get me the big knife!!!!

No need to get violent.

I'll ask her if she wants to whip you into shape too.

Maybe we can get a 2-for-1 deal!

[reillyluck]

No need to get violent.

I'll ask her if she wants to whip you into shape too.

Maybe we can get a 2-for-1 deal!

im crossing my fingers we can get your senior citizen discount! super awesome.

[west milly Tom]

No need to get violent.

I'll ask her if she wants to whip you into shape too.

Maybe we can get a 2-for-1 deal!

wow. what are you trying to say about our young friend here?

[reillyluck]

i think its your birthmark.

[Friday]

buy a washer and dryer

seriously... how does a man of your age and self-proclaimed social standing still go to a laundromat?

join us classy folk and invest in some home appliances, good sir.

[epo]

stop being handsome

or you can bring epo or creepo with you

Shouldn't you be quarantined in your crappy thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74922) right now?

[epo]

seriously... how does a man of your age and self-proclaimed social standing still go to a laundromat?

join us classy folk and invest in some home appliances, good sir.

Face to Gvac!

[Dougie Brootal]

gvac doesnt have room for a washer/dryer in his place, his awesome-ness fills every square inch.

[A.J.]

Blow smoke in their face.

[Ritalin]

Hey, you know the rules:

No dicky, no laundry.

[A.J.]

No dicky, no laundry.

I don't think anyone these days would have a dicky in their laundry.

[~Katja~]

seriously... how does a man of your age and self-proclaimed social standing still go to a laundromat?

join us classy folk and invest in some home appliances, good sir.

I don't know, but unless he owns a house, many apartments don't allow or have room for washer and dryers...

and it seems to be his best place to pick up chicks and see their panties before the first date.

[drjoek]

http://www.pricescan.com/ItemImages/ImagesL/721121.jpg


http://www.consumersearch.com/washer-dryers/lg-wm3431hw


Top rated model
Next question?

[DiabloSammich]

Just think of it as an opportunity to keep in touch with the common man.


Fucking commoners.

[Gvac]

Wish me luck.

I'm off to the laundromat again.

[Don Stugots]

Wish me luck.

I'm off to the laundromat again.

can't you just send it out? it comes back all done.

[mikeyboy]

Wish me luck.

I'm off to the laundromat again.

You need more than a weeks worth of underwear.

[Creepo]

I just go commando. Then there is never a need to do undie laundry

[Gvac]

I met another nice lady there the other night. While I was folding my bed sheets she said she'd help me put them on and then help tear them back off again.

So many sweet women at my laundromat!

[drjoek]

Gvac is like Fonzie in the frozen food section.

[Bossanova]

I met another nice lady there the other night. While I was folding my bed sheets she said she'd help me put them on and then help tear them back off again.

So many sweet women at my laundromat!

Sounds like a lady of the night. Your a john and you dont even know it

[Gvac]

Your a john and you dont even know it

Don't be silly! My name is Greg!

You knew that!

[Tall_James]

Just be glad that this isn't happening to you at the car wash.

[Tall_James]

Stop wearing those sexy wolf shirts.

Don't hate on the wolf shirts - they're a fashion statement!

http://photos-738.friendster.com/e1/photos/83/70/200738/506969065l.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Gvac is like Fonzie in the frozen food section.

old and cold.

[Don Stugots]

Don't be silly! My name is Greg!

You knew that!

i had no idea. since when?

[Tall_James]

I read this thread and all I hear in my head is Neil Young singing "Welfare Mothers".

People, pick up
on what I'm puttin' down now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

Down at every
Laundromat in town now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

While they're washin'
you can hear this sound now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

Divorcee!

Hard to believe
that love is free now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

Out on the street
with the whole family now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

Hard to believe
that love is free now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

Divorcee!

People, pick up
on what I'm puttin' down now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

Down in every
Laundromat in town now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

While they're washin'
you can hear this sound now
Welfare mothers
make better lovers

Divorcee!

[Bossanova]

In all seriousness, you and I have had a man on man relationship for a while now. i am getting a little jealous here. Maybe i should just go with and kick the shit out of the first woman who looks at you.

[Gvac]

I'm on my way there right now.

Too little too late, Casanova.

[jennysmurf]

Why is it when I go to the laundromat, it's full of families with unruly, untidy children? I don't have to go anymore though, because I have a washer and dryer.....just sayin.:innocent:

[reeshy]

What a coincidence!!!!!! I just came back from the laundromat and I saw GVAC chatting with "mature" Guatemalen immigrant....they looked so good together!!!!

[cougarjake13]

whats a laundromat ??

[ecobag2]

i had no idea. since when?

Greg Vacuum fan since day 1.

[Dougie Brootal]

maybe i should get a Gvac mask?

[Annie Waits]

this is exciting, when are you going back to the laundromat, I want updates!!!

[Gvac]

this is exciting, when are you going back to the laundromat, I want updates!!!

I try to go on "off" nights now...late Wednesday or Thursday, for example. If I dare go there on a weekend I'm treated like a piece of meat. The last time I went when it was a full house at the laundromat one woman was asking me to come back to her place so she could cook me dinner.

I'm not that naive. I knew what she really meant.

I have self worth, damn it.

[lleeder]

The last time I went when it was a full house at the laundromat one woman was asking me to come back to her place so she could cook me dinner.

I'm not that naive. I knew what she really meant.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/mssusie82/DSC01087.jpg

[GvacMobile]

I'm off to do laundry again. :(

Please pray for me.

[lleeder]

Is Gvacmobile a character or a real person?

[GvacMobile]

Is Gvacmobile a character or a real person?

As real as it gets, buddy boy!

It never ceases to amaze me how sweet and kind strangers can be. Some nice lady I've never met before just came up to me and said she'd like to put some starch in my collar!

How generous!

[lleeder]

As real as it gets, buddy boy!

It never ceases to amaze me how sweet and kind strangers can be. Some nice lady I've never met before just came up to me and said she'd like to put some starch in my collar!

How generous!

Take her out for a malted and a ride on the ferris wheel.

[sr71blackbird]

Maybe they all had Monhichis as little girls...


http://www.jewgonewild.com/assets/eric_the_monchichiBIG.png

[epo]

He had very few clean clothes left in his home and now he's missing. This is most worrisome.

[RoseBlood]

He is now wandering the streets lost, naked, and muttering something about the astral plane. But everything's aye okay, he's turned invisible.

[drjoek]

He is now wandering the streets lost, naked, and muttering something about the astral plane. But everything's aye okay, he's turned invisible.

Did he push up his schedule by 5 years?

[joethebartender]

you've got to put your clothes in and leave!...
come back put them in the dryer and leave!...
check how much time the machine will take and go back to the bar.
This little set-up is in Dumont. You have one on Cedar Lane in Teaneck, The Cottage. (and the laundrymat is right next door!):

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/joethebartender/laundry-bar.jpg

[mudflap170]

Dear Oracle,

I'm about to go to the laundromat and I'm scared. VERY scared. Every time I go I have divorcees, welfare mothers, and even college chicks shamelessly hitting on me.

Why is this?

And what can I do to get them to leave me alone?

I just want to wash my clothes.

Thank you.

Very simple answer to this problem Gvac. Just take me with you. Guaranteed they'll leave you alone.

[Gvac]

:eek:

It's that time again.

:sad:

Wish me luck.

:glurps:

[drjoek]

:eek:

It's that time again.

:sad:

Wish me luck.

:glurps:

Stay Strong Captain America
We'll be pulling it for ya...

I mean pulling for ya

[Annie Waits]

i can't wait to hear more about what happened at the laundromat!!

[Serpico1103]

Dear Oracle,
I'm about to go to the laundromat and I'm scared. VERY scared. Every time I go I have divorcees, welfare mothers, and even college chicks shamelessly hitting on me.
Why is this?
And what can I do to get them to leave me alone?
I just want to wash my clothes.
Thank you.

What laundromat is this?
Unfortunately, this sounds more like the beginning of a bad penthouse forum letter.