Fucking hate my birfdey

[boosterp]

Well, today is the day I was cut out of the womb. I have struggled not to celebrate this day, even forgetting a couple of times since I was 12. It is not that I do not wish to get older, actually I do not fully know why I hate this day. My mom had to call, I have emails, why are birfdeys such a big deal?

I just want to get drunk and sleep through this day. :drunk:

[PapaBear]

Happy Just Another Day!!!

[RoseBlood]

Blasphemy! I love my birthday; cake presents and beer. People hug and kiss you like crazy and everyone is nice to you for at least one day. Yay birthdays!!! :thumbup:

[boosterp]

Blasphemy! I love my birthday; cake presents and beer. People hug and kiss you like crazy and everyone is nice to you for at least one day. Yay birthdays!!! :thumbup:

Eh, like papa said, just another day.

Yet, I think I do not like xmas for it's commercialism and turkey day because of gatherings and my birfdey is still a mystery.

[PapaBear]

Eh, like papa said, just another day.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for birthdays. I just called it "just another day" because I knew that's your secret birthday wish.

[RoseBlood]

Eh, like papa said, just another day.

Yet, I think I do not like xmas for it's commercialism and turkey day because of gatherings and my birfdey is still a mystery.

You can still enjoy Christmas for other reasons and ignore the commercialism. Maybe you should become a Jehovah. :unsure:

I don't like being told that I have to celebrate any given holiday but I do enjoy most of them.

[boosterp]

You can still enjoy Christmas for other reasons and ignore the commercialism. Maybe you should become a Jehovah. :unsure:

I don't like being told that I have to celebrate any given holiday but I do enjoy most of them.

When I was married and had a step-daughter I enjoyed part of X-mas because she enjoyed it. I could not do the "bah-humbug" routine and crush her, I'd be a bad man if I did.

[biggestmexi]

Well, today is the day I was cut out of the womb. I have struggled not to celebrate this day, even forgetting a couple of times since I was 12. It is not that I do not wish to get older, actually I do not fully know why I hate this day. My mom had to call, I have emails, why are birfdeys such a big deal?

I just want to get drunk and sleep through this day. :drunk:

Well i fucking hate you.

[Foster]

the reason you hate your birthday may be a mystery,
but as RoseBlood pointed out, you can used it as an
excuse to get drunk and grope women you barely know

[Ritalin]

Well, today is the day I was cut out of the womb. I have struggled not to celebrate this day, even forgetting a couple of times since I was 12. It is not that I do not wish to get older, actually I do not fully know why I hate this day. My mom had to call, I have emails, why are birfdeys such a big deal?

I just want to get drunk and sleep through this day. :drunk:

man, just get over yourself and enjoy the day.

have a great day. i mean it.

[OGC]

Look on the bright side, maybe you'll be one of the lucky few and have a "Happy Birthday(insert your name)" thread

[Foster]

Look on the bright side, maybe you'll be one of the lucky few and have a "Happy Birthday(insert your name)" thread

I think you need at least a thousand posts before you can have a Happy Birthday

[sailor]

happy birthday, terp!

[Farmer Dave]

Just think of it as one year closer to death. Maybe that will cheer you up.

[Don Stugots]

Unhappy birthday budday.

[meanmrbill]

If you don't want to bring attention to your birthday then maybe you shouldn't post on a message board that you're having one. :blink:

[~Katja~]

If you don't want to bring attention to your birthday then maybe you shouldn't post on a message board that you're having one. :blink:

or at least do it a day later complaining that everybody forgot ...


so happy everyday!

cause it's beer drinking and women groping day every day for ya !

[Reephdweller]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_eh0ezmy-j1A/Rr6qong0AhI/AAAAAAAAAm0/F3jbMuGrRGI/s400/jamiebirthday1.jpg

______ Birthday!

[Tall_James]

This image seemed appropriate for this thread.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/ihatebirthdayparties.jpg

[Friday]

:tongue:

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/anim8edcox/madhatterUnbirthday.jpg

[boosterp]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_eh0ezmy-j1A/Rr6qong0AhI/AAAAAAAAAm0/F3jbMuGrRGI/s400/jamiebirthday1.jpg

______ Birthday!

Thanks y'all. It is a lovely day outside so that helps a bit. Everyday I wake up, even if hung over is a good day to begin with.

I have the beer now I just need to find a woman or three to grope.

[IamPixie]

Thanks y'all. It is a lovely day outside so that helps a bit. Everyday I wake up, even if hung over is a good day to begin with.

I have the beer now I just need to find a woman or three to grope.

may I suggest the grocery store?


happy birthday!(take it bitch)

[boosterp]

may I suggest the grocery store?


happy birthday!(take it bitch)

Oooooohhhh, the grocery store or crazy ass Walmart. hmmmm. :thumbup:

[WampusCrandle]

This image seemed appropriate for this thread.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/ihatebirthdayparties.jpg

first of all, i take offense to this beautiful picture of Dorothy (Bea Arthur mmmmm). she, a gift from God, she no be put in the most depressing birthday thread i have ever read.


happy burfday, you!

[Foster]

Oooooohhhh, the grocery store or crazy ass Walmart. hmmmm. :thumbup:

every day is grope day at the Walmart

[boosterp]

every day is grope day at the Walmart

Especially during the Xmas season. :wub:

[SatCam]

happy sunday

[cougarjake13]

Well, today is the day I was cut out of the womb. I have struggled not to celebrate this day, even forgetting a couple of times since I was 12. It is not that I do not wish to get older, actually I do not fully know why I hate this day. My mom had to call, I have emails, why are birfdeys such a big deal?




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