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GreatAmericanZero
11-30-2008, 07:31 AM
cuz i was in 7-11 and i saw Entertainment Weekly did their "Top 50 sexiest movies of all time" and i clearly don't know. The cover of the magazine was "Little Children", a movie about a creepy pedophile u jerks off in the car with a blind date. In most of these movies the actresses don't even show a tit!

anywhere heres the top 25..couldn't find the whole 50 but u can see the direction of the list

25. THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE (1981)
24. 9 1/2 Weeks (1986)
23. THE AGE OF INNOCENCE (1993)
22. MISSISSIPPI MASALA (1992)
21. BASIC INSTINCT (1992)
20. TITANIC (1997)
19. THE NOTEBOOK (2004)
18. SWIMMING POOL (2003)
17. MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001)
16. THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH (1955)
15. NOTORIOUS (1946)
14. THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY (1982)
13. SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE (1998)
12. THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS (1989)
11. ONCE (2007)
10. BEFORE SUNSET (2004)
9. A WALK ON THE MOON (1999)
8. THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS (1992)
7. Y TU MAMÁ TAMBIÉN (2001)
6. DON'T LOOK NOW (1973)
5. BULL DURHAM (1988)
4. BODY HEAT (1981)
3. MR. & MRS. SMITH (2005)
2. HIS GIRL FRIDAY (1940)
1. OUT OF SIGHT (1998)


to me, the sexiest movie i ever saw was that movie "The Dreamers". In it that chick gets naked a lot and then shes doing sexual stuff with her twin brother so its dirty too. There is A LOT of fucking in that movie. And thats what i know as a "sexy movie". How the fuck can a PG or PG-13 movie be a sexy movie? I don't get it. I think to be a sexy movie, theres gotta be at least a scene you can jerk off to!

and I'm not even so simple minded that there has to be nudity. In "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" there was something i found sexy but there was no one naked (I'll use spoiler tags because its new)

the scene where Miri is talking about how she doesn't need any lube because she knows her pussy will be wet enough because shes so excited to be filming this porno

that was a hot scene of just dialogue. but still, it wouldn't be in a movie from 1946

this list is just a list of movies with a good romantic plotline. Unless "sexy" has a meaning im not aware of I think this list is bullshit!

Puggle_kicker
11-30-2008, 08:07 AM
Schindlers List

underdog
11-30-2008, 08:10 AM
Irreversible.

FezsAssistant
11-30-2008, 08:11 AM
The Accused

Drunky McBetidont
11-30-2008, 08:12 AM
brokeback mountain

FezsAssistant
11-30-2008, 08:15 AM
Vulgar

FezsAssistant
11-30-2008, 08:17 AM
Chuck and Buck

sailor
11-30-2008, 08:22 AM
is porno sexy? for the most part no. i think your definition of sexy might be off. it sounds like you're just looking for sex.

jauble
11-30-2008, 08:25 AM
An American Tale 2: Fivel goes West.

AnnoyedGrunt
11-30-2008, 08:57 AM
On the Entertainment Weekly list they also had 300 on there. By that rationale Kill Bill would qualify since that's a catfight in a fountain of gore. The list is more of a woman's 'romantic' sexy and not a guy's "I've got to go jack off!" sexy.

west milly Tom
11-30-2008, 09:00 AM
Cybill

Reephdweller
11-30-2008, 09:10 AM
I just read this article myself, I'm surprised they left Unfaithful with Diane Lane out.

http://dianelaneweb.tripod.com/caps/2000/unfaithful01.jpg

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8539/diane20lane204nb0sg2.jpg

jonyrotn
11-30-2008, 09:25 AM
Blue Lagoon was responsible for gallons of free flowing puppy water in my home..
It was the only movie I had for the Betamax hooked up to the 13 inch black and white TV in my room, so Brooke got it on a daily (and nightly) basis..:wub:

King Hippos Bandaid
11-30-2008, 09:35 AM
anything with Brad Pitt

rrrrrrr

donnie_darko
11-30-2008, 09:44 AM
unfaithul, yeah, very hot.

no lolita?

chuck and buck?

drusilla
11-30-2008, 09:49 AM
http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20241620,00.html


unfaithful made the list.

as did secretary, so i'm content. even though it's ranked pretty low in my opinion.

GreatAmericanZero
11-30-2008, 10:37 AM
is porno sexy? for the most part no. i think your definition of sexy might be off. it sounds like you're just looking for sex.

but thats not true cuz the 2 examples i gave weren't porno movies. However, Porno isn't necessarily sexy, but it can be sexy. A good porno would be like "yeah thats sexy..shes a dirty girl". Atleast as far as my understanding as the word "sexy" being something that gives off a positive sexual response


another really sexy movie with maggie gyllenhaal (over "secretary") was this special they did on HBO called "Stripsearch" where she was stripped naked by this chinese prison guard and he was humiliating her and groping her and stuff. but it was way hot

patsopinion
11-30-2008, 10:49 AM
secretary

Reephdweller
11-30-2008, 10:53 AM
http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20241620,00.html


unfaithful made the list.

as did secretary, so i'm content. even though it's ranked pretty low in my opinion.


Secretary...another good one. Kissing Jessica Stein, forgot about that one, another good one. I'm still going through these but Bound (Gina Gershon) was VERY hot as was Wild Things with Denise Richards, another one The In Crowd (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163676/) with Susan Ward

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb275/sharonleecharmed/Sunset%20Beach_Susan%20Ward_Meg/Susan%20Ward/susan-ward-15.jpg

Reephdweller
11-30-2008, 10:56 AM
How the fuck does anyone find something sexy in King Kong?

GreatAmericanZero
11-30-2008, 11:33 AM
another sexy movie

people talk about that Blue Lagoon movie, but that ripoff movie with Phoebe Cates and Willie Aames. That is fucking HOT...she has a great ass

Reephdweller
11-30-2008, 11:56 AM
I like Linda Fiorentino in pretty much anything she's been in, she is straight up sexy.
She was very sexy in Unforgettable, and Jade to name a few.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/digibal235/Linda_Fiorentino_1.jpg

GreatAmericanZero
11-30-2008, 11:59 AM
I like Linda Fiorentino in pretty much anything she's been in, she is straight up sexy.
She was very sexy in Unforgettable, and Jade to name a few.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/digibal235/Linda_Fiorentino_1.jpg

well she seems to be taking a piss in that photo and thats hot

tele7
11-30-2008, 12:45 PM
Embrace the Vampire

biozombie
11-30-2008, 02:23 PM
I'm surprised Gummo didn't make the list.

razorboy
11-30-2008, 02:39 PM
Quest For Fire.

GreatAmericanZero
11-30-2008, 03:00 PM
ok let me ask this sincere question.

we seem to all be in agreement that films about sex or various sex acts are "sexy films" even if we disagree about whats sexy. But does anyone find movies like "His Girl Friday" or any of these really old 1940s movies sexy? Does anyone find movies that are rated pg-13 sexy? I can't imagine a film having sex appeal to me when it has no edginess towards it

scottinnj
11-30-2008, 03:16 PM
There was a movie once called Gator Bait (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074080/) that was about a back swamp water
girl who gets nailed by poachers and then kills them.

For a disturbing movie, it was still pretty sexy.
Probably because it was the first movie I saw a naked girl in a movie.
And it turned out to be Claudia Jennings, Playboy Playmate

http://www.famouswhy.com/pictures/people/claudia_jennings.jpg

GreatAmericanZero
11-30-2008, 03:50 PM
There was a movie once called Gator Bait (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074080/) that was about a back swamp water
girl who gets nailed by poachers and then kills them.

For a disturbing movie, it was still pretty sexy.
Probably because it was the first movie I saw a naked girl in a movie.
And it turned out to be Claudia Jennings, Playboy Playmate

http://www.famouswhy.com/pictures/people/claudia_jennings.jpg

haha i remember my first sexual hard-on i was ever aware of was the topless chick in this music video

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XXmlJQN5Pm8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XXmlJQN5Pm8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

the song was 1989 so i must've been 5 or 6 years old in front of the mtv popping sexual boners

cougarjake13
11-30-2008, 04:43 PM
Gia

King Imp
12-01-2008, 11:16 AM
Two Moon Junction was really sexy to me at the time. Seeing Sherilyn Fenn constantly nude and getting nailed was very hot.

hexy68
12-01-2008, 11:21 AM
Monster's Ball ....i have a thing for Halle :wub:

drjoek
12-01-2008, 12:15 PM
haha i remember my first sexual hard-on i was ever aware of was the topless chick in this music video

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XXmlJQN5Pm8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XXmlJQN5Pm8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

the song was 1989 so i must've been 5 or 6 years old in front of the mtv popping sexual boners



A little too much sharing. Love the video too though