Speaking of Wet Dreams-I fucked an old bag

[Rockvillejoe]

I had a sex dream last night that was most disturbing. I was screwing a hideous, older, woman. Caucasion, flat chested, and in her late 50's. Big gash down there too. oye vey!
She was enjoying it. (Why wouldn't she? a stud like me! the bitch!). I was not enjoying it. As a matter of fact it was so displeasurable that I woke up and remembered it.

Why? Why was I banging a hideous looking woman? Why couldn't I be screwing a hot chick? Why? Why god damnit, why? Are there any pills to take to bang hot chicks in dreams? Was it diet related? Fuck.

[Puggle_kicker]

Just be lucky it wasnt a dude.

[Rockvillejoe]

Just be lucky it wasnt a dude.

it was close.

[Contra]

Just be glad it wasn't your mom

[Puggle_kicker]

Which brings up the question would you rather fuck your mom or a dude?

[cougarjake13]

in the last week i've had 4 diff dreams ( by diff i mean diff things occured in the dream )


but in each of them i was talking to a chick who was preggers with my kid, i know its mine, but the chick isnt my wife

i can see her clear as day and as of yet isnt anyone i know or met briefly

[Rockvillejoe]

Which brings up the question would you rather fuck your mom or a dude?

if I had to, I'd take 2 viagras and close my eyes and fuck the dude. Oye vey. No way I'm fucking my mom. What a question. I'm no motherfucker.

[Rockvillejoe]

in the last week i've had 4 diff dreams ( by diff i mean diff things occured in the dream )


but in each of them i was talking to a chick who was preggers with my kid, i know its mine, but the chick isnt my wife

i can see her clear as day and as of yet isnt anyone i know or met briefly

Was she at least hot? Asian? With big tits? I hope so.

[scottinnj]

Which brings up the question would you rather fuck your mom or a dude?

http://lollemurs.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/dude.jpg

[midwestjeff]

Your dreams are my reality pal. It's not so bad banging old weird chics.
Ok, it is, but it makes for good stories.

Also, I had my first wet dream in years the other day.
Weird.
I don't think I wanted to share that, but I did anyway.

[joethebartender]

in the last week i've had 4 diff dreams ( by diff i mean diff things occured in the dream )


but in each of them i was talking to a chick who was preggers with my kid, i know its mine, but the chick isnt my wife

i can see her clear as day and as of yet isnt anyone i know or met briefly

Was she a cougar, Jake?...
see what I did there?

[cougarjake13]

Was she at least hot? Asian? With big tits? I hope so.

Was she a cougar, Jake?...
see what I did there?




nice !!!


not asian



she's just a reg run of the mill normal type chick around my age 25-30 i guess

[Bob Impact]

Speaking of Wet Dreams-I fucked an old bag

Which brings up the question would you rather fuck your mom or a dude?
Wat.