Tina Fey's Scar Scret Revealed!

[Judge Smails]

And it's not nearly as sexy as we had all hoped (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/12/01/2008-12-01_30_rock_star_tina_fey_finally_reveals_ho-1.html)


The 38-year-old comedienne was attacked by a stranger in a violent slashing incident when she was five.

"It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and somebody who just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen," Fey's husband, Jeff Richmond (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Jeff+Richmond), says in an interview with Vanity Fair (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Vanity+Fair+Magazine).

[mikeyboy]

What was the "sexy" explanation you were hoping for?

[HBox]

What are you talking about? This is much hotter than I thought it would be.

[Dougie Brootal]

What was the "sexy" explanation you were hoping for?

thats what im sayin!


brutal drilldo accident??

[Judge Smails]

What was the "sexy" explanation you were hoping for?

Just trying to be "shocking", like mispelling "secret" in the thread title. I'm on the fucking edge, baby!

[Cockstrong]

Is it weird that I never noticed it??

[NYHCmikeX]

At least Patrick Bateman didnt get her at the zoo

[Judge Smails]

OK, let me clarify before all the ladies and the more sensitive among us attack me for thinking that I'm a scumbag for inferring that disfiguring a woman is hot. I meant it in the sense of it being a "sexy story". Like maybe she was cut by druglords while earning some extra cash in her college years by being a drug mule. Or, maybe she used to turn tricks and was cut by a John. You know - use your imagination. What I'm saying is - there is nothing fun or funny about a little five year old girl being attacked and cut. That's alls I meant.

[King Imp]

I was hoping that Voldor from Zenicoth came to Earth and blasted her in the face with his laser cum.

[cougarjake13]

What was the "sexy" explanation you were hoping for?

sex with edward scissorhands

[midwestjeff]

It's ok. I forgive her. We can still be lovers.

[realmenhatelife]

If you've never been to Upper Darby, it's a classy place.

[brettmojo]

OK, let me clarify before all the ladies and the more sensitive among us attack me for thinking that I'm a scumbag for inferring that disfiguring a woman is hot. I meant it in the sense of it being a "sexy story". Like maybe she was cut by druglords while earning some extra cash in her college years by being a drug mule. Or, maybe she used to turn tricks and was cut by a John. You know - use your imagination. What I'm saying is - there is nothing fun or funny about a little five year old girl being attacked and cut. That's alls I meant.
Relax. It's just the internets.

[Marc with a c]

What was the "sexy" explanation you were hoping for?

cut on a sharp clit?

[KingGeno]

If you've never been to Upper Darby, it's a classy place.

Hehe. I was just talking about how "awesome" Upper Darby was earlier today.

[realmenhatelife]

Hehe. I was just talking about how "awesome" Upper Darby was earlier today.

I know a part time dominatrix who works out of U dub.

[Freitag]

Hearing this actually makes me cringe more than the original story I heard, that a teenage cousin had slashed her with a fish hook while drunk when they were younger.

At least there's some "explanation" with the original story.

But... just a random stranger, in suburban middle-class Philly, just walking up and slashing a five year old? Good lord, that's the stuff nightmares are made of.

[Judge Smails]

Relax. It's just the internets.

Usually I'm all for going with my gimmick of being some weird, fucked up perv and not caring what anyone thinks of me. But as the father of a young girl myself, this story bothered me.

I don't even find Fey partcularly attractive, but I know that some people on here have waxed poetic about her in the past. I think there was even some thread where people were saying how the scar made her more sexy. Now it just makes me sad. No wonder she hasn't talked about it until now.

[GreatAmericanZero]

was it another child who did it? Why would an adult man just slash a 5 year old girl across her face and run off in the distance?

[midwestjeff]

was it another child who did it? Why would an adult man just slash a 5 year old girl across her face and run off in the distance?

Why not?

Those little legs will never catch you.

[OneEyeJack]

I thought she once said she was drunk one night as a teenager and fell off the back of her boyfriends moped..:drunk: