View Full Version : Which hedonistic behavior would you indulge in if it were safe?
BrooklynHipster
12-02-2008, 12:42 PM
you only have your choice of one indulgence, and you have to forego anything else. would you:
- eat anything you want if you knew you wouldnt have a heart attack? (fez?)
- drink to excess if you knew you wouldnt destroy your liver? (ESD?)
- smoke if you knew you wouldnt get lung cancer? (ronnie)
- have unprotected sex with numerous partners if you knew you wouldnt contract an incurable STD? (this one doesnt apply to anyone on the show)
- Other dangerous behavior, _____________________________?
peace.love.soul.
BH
patrick187
12-02-2008, 12:45 PM
Drugs. I use to love coke, x, and acid.
Aggie
12-02-2008, 12:53 PM
I would definitely smoke the cigs. I quit and it sucks. The only thing stopping me is the health aspect. :smoke:
Contra
12-02-2008, 04:00 PM
I'd say eat anything, not that I really been limiting myself lately but at least I wouldn't have the guilt that comes with eating shitty
Foster
12-02-2008, 04:06 PM
I would do the food thing,
I love cookies
GreatAmericanZero
12-02-2008, 04:06 PM
the problem with your options is, i do all that stuff without a care about those consequences anyway
i'll take the food one if it means i don't gain weight cuz i'd be willing to become an appetizer-entree-dessert person...but i dont give a shit about my heart, liver, lungs or stds.
AnnoyedGrunt
12-02-2008, 05:26 PM
So if I pick food I'll never have sex again? Or can I still indulge there but with all the risks we have now?
TheGameHHH
12-02-2008, 05:31 PM
I'm more then fine with the food i eat, the amount of sex i have, how much booze i drink and i dont smoke cigs. If I knew I wouldn't die or destroy my life via drug overdose/s i would enjoy copious amounts and varieties of drugs.
tele7
12-02-2008, 05:40 PM
Love 'em
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Heroin.
Tons and tons of heroin.
If I say "orgies" do I automatically get them? Because in a way I've been trying to have orgies for 15 years now with no luck. I don't want to choose that if I still have the same chances of getting into it that I have now.
On the other hand, I have pretty good food getting skills now.
I rarely get shot down when I ask an Applebee's waitress for a basket of fries. I'f love if I could ask her for an orgy and not get thrown out.
KingModem
12-02-2008, 06:20 PM
Druniking I fuckin love drnkingg! Plseaxze dont hurt meeee drinckking!
lleeder
12-02-2008, 06:33 PM
Definately eat a stick of butter out of an aids patient's asshole.
PapaBear
12-02-2008, 06:43 PM
Hint: I used to be called Snowman, and I've never driven a truck or sold secrets to the Soviets.
Jubjubs
12-02-2008, 06:46 PM
If you were on a highway full of nothing but drunk people and knew nobody would be hurt, killed, arrested / all of the above...My guess is that it would be waaaaaay funner than MarioKart.
I'd be content to know that my car is always going to be in the driveway in the morning.
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lleeder
12-02-2008, 06:47 PM
Hint: I used to be called Snowman, and I've never driven a truck or sold secrets to the Soviets.
Ewww you suck cum out of womens vagina's.
Meataball23
12-02-2008, 06:56 PM
without a doubt the booze.
makes everything better. food and sex is much better all drunked up
drusilla
12-02-2008, 07:03 PM
if it were safe to eat whatever without getting some sort of health issue like heart disease, diabetes, or gaining weight i'd be quite happy. healthy food is boring.
burrben
12-02-2008, 07:08 PM
murder
lleeder
12-02-2008, 07:11 PM
murder
Murder suicide would be so peaceful without safety concerns.
joethebartender
12-02-2008, 07:43 PM
you only have your choice of one indulgence, and you have to forego anything else. would you:
- eat anything you want if you knew you wouldnt have a heart attack? (fez?)
- drink to excess if you knew you wouldnt destroy your liver? (ESD?)
- smoke if you knew you wouldnt get lung cancer? (ronnie)
I choose "D"- all of the above.
wait...
:surrender:
these ar bad for you!?
this explains everything.:ohmy:
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