Donkey Punch: The Movie

[LordJezo]

What the fuck?

http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14261304/donkey-punch/videos/_donkey_punch_trl_112608.html

(whoops, posted wrong link first time around)

[cougarjake13]

funny

[realmenhatelife]

I watched this trailer today and I cant believe it. How can you talk someone into a donkey punch? It's got punch in the title, what makes that daffy bitch think it might be a good thing. You have to say Hurtz Donut to a 1st grader to get him to fall for it, what is this girls excuse?

I'm going to be walking around saying "Have you ever heard of a donkey Punch?" in my most decadent, fancy lad english accent for weeks.

[britneypablo]

thats exactly the reason i dont get on yachts .....just those those sluts i cant resist something hardcore....gets one of my whore friends killed everytime

[TonyStark]

hahahah, this is really a movie? Seriously, who thought this up and thought it would be a good idea?

[Aggie]

Damn, I thought this was about Donkey Lips.

http://nbhq.net/images/nostalgia/sys/donkeylips.jpg

[nate1000]

My sailboat is not nearly yacht sized, but at 26 feet do I at least get to toss a couple of elbows in? Maybe a headbutt?

[boobieman]

If that Movie is for real...it might be the dumbest movie every made. To ruin the Donkey Punch...just sucks. According to the trailer..they guy Donkey Punches the girl to death...:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink: :blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:


I think I should make a movie..call it shit on Celluloid...guess what I would do!


SEEYAYAYYAAA

[realmenhatelife]

This is like doing a movie about white collar crime called "Pyramid Scheme" in which the main character asks people "Do you want to get in on this Pyramid Scheme"

I'm just getting angrier about this premise. "Have you ever heard of a sexual assault? It's proper hardcore." *delighted girl squeal*

[SatCam]

clearly he didnt know how to donkey punch correctly