Dave can not go a day without mentioning.......

[Boogie in Va]

Guns & Roses
Sopranos or Godfather
Star Wars


What else should go here?

[Dougie Brootal]

pink floyd, pearl jam

[boosterp]

drinking.

[ToiletCrusher]

shit?

[Dougie Brootal]

"___________________ is the poor mans _______________________!",

oliver stone

[jimmyolsenblues]

Mr. B.....

(but i love dave)

[razorboy]

I love Dave, but he always omits the articles a or an before his nouns and it drives me batshit.

[Puggle_kicker]

Eddie Vedder

[foodcourtdruide]

Blatantly lying about a statistic or fact to prove a point.

[SinA]

his gay brother.


not relevant - but i'm gonna toss this in here too, because it definitely doesn't go in any other thread either: when he's on O&A, Bob Kelly always talks about the show "Monk"

[drjoek]

Radiohead

[MacVittie]

Indiana Jones

[Servo]

jizz.

[razorboy]

drjoek

[Chigworthy]

Earl

[badorties]

bill walton
eric stoltz
wiffle ball
jv baseball

[IMSlacker]

n/m servo beat me.

[drjoek]

Beanie

[East Side Dave]

Are these just things that I like? I haven't talked about wiffle ball in months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[disneyspy]

Are these just things that I like? I haven't talked about wiffle ball in months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

himself

[Gvac]

..."Steal My Sunshine" by LEN.

Every goddamn day he brings that song up.

[GreatAmericanZero]

dave can't go a day without saying THE TRUTH on the airwaves!

[iSpider]

dave can't go a day without saying THE TRUTH on the airwaves!

*cough*asskiss*cough*

[Gvac]

dave can't go a day without saying THE TRUTH on the airwaves!

Shameless.

[hammersavage]

Big jew tits and things of that nature...

[Hottub]

Are these just things that I like? I haven't talked about wiffle ball in months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well you should.
Who's the man who walked away from that Classic Game as MVP?
Davey Mac!! That's who.

"Franks and Beans. Sports playing machines!"

[Jughead]

http://newyorkgiants365.com/uploaded_images/New-York-Giants-365---1-772888.jpg....Can not blame him It would be the Bears for me..A lot of Butkus comparisons...:smile:

[Caseyelan]

me.



He's so sweet.


ASS NECKING FOR YOU TONIGHT MY LOVE!!!! <3

[Gvac]

me.



He's so sweet.


ASS NECKING FOR YOU TONIGHT MY LOVE!!!! <3

I can't wait to hear Sleeves' next big hit "Cold Ass/Hot Neck."

[East Side Dave]

This thread is preposterous!!!!!!

[Gvac]

I agree.

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[Jughead]

I can't wait to hear Sleeves' next big hit "Cold Ass/Hot Neck."

I can re do some lyrics....:wink:

[Hottub]

I can re do some lyrics....:wink:

:clap:
Go for it. Then send it in to the show!

[Jughead]

I Might.......Would not be that hard... Hot Neck Cold Ass would be a little more Natural...

[Hottub]

This thread is preposterous!!!!!!

http://www.everythingisdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/inconceivable.jpg

[cps]

The red hot Atlanta Hawks and Falcons.:clap:

[SinA]

me.



He's so sweet.


ASS NECKING FOR YOU TONIGHT MY LOVE!!!! <3

That almost looks like an ass-necking emoticon... or maybe... 3] [

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Dwight Yokum

ok maybe he only mentioned it once. literally, once.

but he always mentions it.

[ozzie]

Are these just things that I like? I haven't talked about wiffle ball in months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah... no, not true. We just learned that while your brother was worrying about what he'd eaten at the barbecue, the rest of y'all were playing WHIFFLEBALL!

FACE!

[boosterp]

I am still a big ESD fan and when I go to NYC sometime in the short future I will buy him a drink.

Jameson's he mentions this often, not sure about every day though.

[Obadiah 1329]

Franklin sucks. Earl sucks. Mr. B is the bestest. Will crush Fez in beard contest. But Dave's so earnest. Gotta love him. Needs to come up with more bits. Write like your life depends on it, man. You and Sam could be the next R&F . . . O&A. Not sure anymore which is better. Used to be O&A for me. Lately, though . . . most days I'm more into R&F. God, what's wrong with my life that I have so much time to listen to radio. And then comment about it on a message board? No offense. What the hell, I'm drunk.

[jauble]

Franklin sucks. Earl sucks. Mr. B is the bestest. Will crush Fez in beard contest. But Dave's so earnest. Gotta love him. Needs to come up with more bits. Write like your life depends on it, man. You and Sam could be the next R&F . . . O&A. Not sure anymore which is better. Used to be O&A for me. Lately, though . . . most days I'm more into R&F. God, what's wrong with my life that I have so much time to listen to radio. And then comment about it on a message board? No offense. What the hell, I'm drunk.

Im gonna go with meth also.

[Ron Marie Douglas]

Well, except for the shit and the gay brother (which is the worst kind of brother to have), they all sounds like great topics.

[epo]

This thread is penultimate!

[Boogie in Va]

It's 8:42 am and I am calling what Dave will talk about today.

Sam
DrJoeK
This thread
G & R
His beard

All of these will be brought up today.

[Whiskeyportal]

minus G & R, all good things IMO

[drjoek]

minus G & R, all good things IMO

I might take drjoek off the good list

[biggestmexi]

..."Steal My Sunshine" by LEN.

Every goddamn day he brings that song up.

I like that song. :happy:

Are these just things that I like? I haven't talked about wiffle ball in months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread will only give dave things to talk about on air now.

:surrender:

[DaveLoobking]

Spring Lake!

[foodcourtdruide]

It's 8:42 am and I am calling what Dave will talk about today.

Sam
DrJoeK
This thread
G & R
His beard

All of these will be brought up today.

I love this game!!!!

My guesses

This thread
Jersey
Don Mattingly
Little League Baseball
Earl being incompetent

BTW, LOVE Dave. He's probably my favorite all-time producer of R&F. This is just fun. :smile:

[drjoek]

I love this game!!!!

My guesses

This thread
Jersey
Don Mattingly
Little League Baseball
Earl being incompetent

BTW, LOVE Dave. He's probably my favorite all-time producer of R&F. This is just fun. :smile:

Is nt it actually JV baseball ?
BA .386?

[KingGeno]

Listeners can't go a day without pointing it out.

[Boogie in Va]

I will do my best to keep notes today, but I will need some help. I have to get a physical at 1:00 this afternoon. That means I will have to leave work at 12:20 or so. Gonna miss at least 45 minutes of the show once I get to the Dr's office. Someone keeps tabs please until I pop back on the listening thread. Thanks

BTW.........Dave, this is all in fun. But we are going to slam you with what you ALWAYS bring up. :thumbup:

[foodcourtdruide]

Is nt it actually JV baseball ?
BA .386?

Same shit.

[ScottFromGA]

Dave can't go a DAY without talking about how good my "Hot Tub-male's" are.


he LOVES them!

[biggestmexi]

I just hope that he says:

"_______ chuckled, I heard him."

Has to be my favorite.

Edit: Maybe this thread will make him only do one a day.

[Baby DEW Year]

Dave cannot go a day without mentioning....
Dandy Candy!

[TjM]

Classy

[boosterp]

This thread of course just got mentioned.

[JerseyJew]

jizz.

Dammit! I was going to say that.

[Dave's AA Sponsor]

i like how he always mentions a certain chief leaving pudding in his x's mouth

[JerseyJew]

I love ya Dave, you turned me around -

You used to say "class personified" a lot.

[Boogie in Va]

"Fuck fart"

I spit out my drink when he said that.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

GoodFellas
eating shit
black earl not doing work
red hair....different!!! different!!! different!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Big jew tits and things of that nature...

In fairness, who WOULDN'T want to talk about big jew tits all day?

But that was a Ronnie B thing. Which made it more hilarious when Ron disavowed ever saying that on-air today.

[Devo37]

Babe, his blue ox.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/Paul_Bunyan.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Dave cannot go a day without mentioning....
Dandy Candy!

makes me laugh every time.

[drjoek]

Stupid OJ killed this topic today.

[hammersavage]

In fairness, who WOULDN'T want to talk about big jew tits all day?

But that was a Ronnie B thing. Which made it more hilarious when Ron disavowed ever saying that on-air today.

I don't blame the guy. I'd never stop bringin' them up.

He also mentions a certain 'cummiest member' of ronfez.net lately.

[Hottub]

Stupid OJ killed this topic today.
That's not all he killed.




Don't worry, Doc. He'll pay for ruining it.

With a fat dick in his bung!

[llc]

While their repeating subjects are annoying, the guests in the studio are becoming the biggest problem with the show (AJ Dynamite, Crazed, Franklin, Spandy, Lillian). I'm sure they're fine people (never met them) but they are all bad on the radio, stutter, and have terrible voices. I want to turn the show off when one of them comes on the air. Earl's radio banter is bad, but I don't think there is anything we can do about that. Keeping them on the radio is making me lose respect for Ron because he either doesn't care about how his professional radio show sounds or he's mocking these guests. How about one week when the doors are close.

[underdog]

While their repeating subjects are annoying, the guests in the studio are becoming the biggest problem with the show (AJ Dynamite, Crazed, Franklin, Spandy, Lillian). I'm sure they're fine people (never met them) but they are all bad on the radio, stutter, and have terrible voices. I want to turn the show off when one of them comes on the air. Earl's radio banter is bad, but I don't think there is anything we can do about that. Keeping them on the radio is making me lose respect for Ron because he either doesn't care about how his professional radio show sounds or he's mocking these guests. How about one week when the doors are close.

I'm always happy that Ron only bring AJ in at the end of the show.

[Big_Joe]

Dave is radio gold...

[led37zep]

quadratic equations

and cum.


Usually together.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Dave can't go one day without shrieking like a banshee at some point during the show. Cowbell induced or nonsense rage induced.

[The Ogre]

While their repeating subjects are annoying, the guests in the studio are becoming the biggest problem with the show (AJ Dynamite, Crazed, Franklin, Spandy, Lillian). I'm sure they're fine people (never met them) but they are all bad on the radio, stutter, and have terrible voices. I want to turn the show off when one of them comes on the air. Earl's radio banter is bad, but I don't think there is anything we can do about that. Keeping them on the radio is making me lose respect for Ron because he either doesn't care about how his professional radio show sounds or he's mocking these guests. How about one week when the doors are close.


This.

To the point of the thread though, I don't think Dave hits on certain topics any more that anyone else who has to help fill out three hours worth of radio chatter. I also dig the wild over the top shrieking and the complete fabrication of facts and statistics to win an argument. But if I hear "pure and simple" one more fucking time somebody's dead.

[apexgunner]

Don't forget about the wonderful Beanie Cup!:smile:

[lleeder]

The fact that burgers were served at his wedding and his dad loved it.

[Ritalin]

can he stop using the word "amazing"?

it's like, 8 years old.

[Gvac]

If Dave brings up the Miracle On Ice at the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid one more time I'll scream.

Enough already.

WE KNOW.

The U.S. won a gold medal in hockey.

Now shut the fuck up.

[moochcassidy]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrandy daaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy taste like caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy

[DandyCandy]

I wish he would stop making fun of me.

[PapaBear]

cock

[moochcassidy]

I wish he would stop making fun of me.


the words dandy or candy will never not make me laugh

[BlackSpider]

the words dandy or candy will never not make me laugh

On the other hand,
Franklyn will never make me laugh...

[HoddTilliard]

His insane jealousy of Joe Poo.
He isn't Joe Poo, he'll never be Joe Poo, even though he eats his own Poo lke Joe, in a lame effort to be like Joe Poo.

[realmenhatelife]

It is a twisted irony that Franklyn has never been funny on the show, but without Franklyn there would be no Franklyn impression which is itself hilarious.

[LUNACY!]

Dave is awful, he ruins the show.:clap:

[moochcassidy]

Dave is awful, he ruins the show.:clap:

looooooooonacy!!!

http://www.mi6.co.uk/images/stills/yolt_2_280.jpg

[Big_Joe]

It is a twisted irony that Franklyn has never been funny on the show, but without Franklyn there would be no Franklyn impression which is itself hilarious.

well said.

[Pestz4Evah]

David Caruso

[foodcourtdruide]

His insane jealousy of Joe Poo.
He isn't Joe Poo, he'll never be Joe Poo, even though he eats his own Poo lke Joe, in a lame effort to be like Joe Poo.

They are both great on the show. I think Dave's done a little more. Joe Poo was awesome, but a bit more of a background player than Dave.

I seriously think Dave is insanely witty and funny. If he could focus a bit more he'd be brilliant.

[razorboy]

I seriously think Dave is insanely witty and funny.

Funny? Very. Witty may be a bit of a stretch.

[Flypaper741]

quote unquote

[Boogie in Va]

Bumping this up for todays show.

Indiana Jones
The Giants
Franklyn

[PaulOStalker]

Dave:


“There are things called peripheral vision”


Something “takes precedent”

[ToiletCrusher]

open mouth kissing earl

[mrsocks]

having sex with his mother.

[KingModem]

Cum. Cummy. Gizz. :thumbdown:

[East Side Dave]

Cum. Cummy. Gizz. :thumbdown:


don't be so cummy

[Dougie Brootal]

Zing!

[KingModem]

don't be so cummy

Sorry, work today has got my ass really gizzed up and covered in cum.

[drjoek]

Me

[East Side Dave]

Sorry, work today has got my ass really gizzed up and covered in cum.


happens to all of us

[west milly Tom]

What does it mean here to be cummy?

[drjoek]

I have no idea but Dave feels I am the cummiest.

[Dougie Brootal]

What does it mean here to be cummy?

popular.

drjoek is the cummiest member. now you know why.

[drjoek]

popular.

drjoek is the cummiest member. now you know why.



This is why I have always <3ed you Doug.

[Dougie Brootal]

This is why I have always <3ed you Doug.

:wub:

[west milly Tom]

This is why I have always <3ed you Doug.



So cummy is defined literally. Got it.

[Boogie in Va]

:clap: :clap:

Google "cummiest" and DrJoeK is the 4th down. Way to go Joe!!

[KingModem]

So, being a cum-guzzling gizz bucket means: Trying to be popular when in fact you are not very cummy at all?

Now I get it.

Sorry Dave.

[drjoek]

:clap: :clap:

Google "cummiest" and DrJoeK is the 4th down. Way to go Joe!!



4th!? Fuck that 1st or bust.

[Boogie in Va]

Google bomb "DrJoeK is the cummiest"

[Misteriosa]

thats the spirit, doc! :clap:

[disneyspy]

8th on yahoo search

[Fezticle98]

E.T.

the bus

[vagina envy]

The Giants
Eli Manning
Makes fun of Fez
His bus ride
How he frightens children and the general public

[Reynolds]

Patrick Ewing

"Digital Video Disc"

[PapaBear]

"Who even has" followed by something that almost everyone has, but Dave doesn't. Like last week, when he said "Who even has a printer."

[Reynolds]

"Who even has" followed by something that almost everyone has, but Dave doesn't. Like last week, when he said "Who even has a printer."

Yeah, I caught that on the Dr. Pepper talk. Who would have one? They're like 35-50 bucks now.

[PapaBear]

Yeah, I caught that on the Dr. Pepper talk. Who would have one? They're like 35-50 bucks now.
Along those same lines, when someone says that some baked product is home made... "How can you even do that?" He's done this many times. One time in particular, he didn't understand how someone could make icing for a cake.

[Reynolds]

Along those same lines, when someone says that some baked product is home made... "How can you even do that?" He's done this many times. One time in particular, he didn't understand how someone could make icing for a cake.

Can't blame him, when Beanie's version of home made is Betty Crocker.

[Slumbag]

Along those same lines, when someone says that some baked product is home made... "How can you even do that?" He's done this many times. One time in particular, he didn't understand how someone could make icing for a cake.

When Ronnie B mentioned his mom handed out Carmel Apples on Halloween, he said the same thing.

[PapaBear]

When Ronnie B mentioned his mom handed out Carmel Apples on Halloween, he said the same thing.
That's the one I was trying to remember! Dipping an apple in melted caramel is very mind boggling.

[shore]

1) keeps earl off a mike

2) keeps franklin out of the studio

3) keeps fez from the prep 8 drama

4) takes up anytime that paul o would have on the show

5) it gives ron an op to throw something at anyone

In short unless we get more of mooch (unsure of spelling) and or pepper Dave is keeping the air filled long enough for ronnie to catch a breath

[Reynolds]

That's the one I was trying to remember! Dipping an apple in melted caramel is very mind boggling.

Where would you melt caramel? How do you get the stick in the apple, a drill? Who has drills?

[PapaBear]

Where would you melt caramel? How do you get the stick in the apple, a drill? Who has drills?
:lol:

[ecobag2]

... things in a cadence that suggests his words are slowing themselves to keep from falling off a cliff.

[GvacMobile]

Anyhoo...

[KingModem]

1) keeps earl off a mike

2) keeps franklin out of the studio

3) keeps fez from the prep 8 drama

4) takes up anytime that paul o would have on the show

5) it gives ron an op to throw something at anyone

In short unless we get more of mooch (unsure of spelling) and or pepper Dave is keeping the air filled long enough for ronnie to catch a breath

Shore, dont be so cummy.

[Fezticle98]

JFK

Oliver Stone

Battle of the Network Stars/Circus of the Stars/Superstars

[ToiletCrusher]

1) keeps earl off a mike

2) keeps franklin out of the studio

3) keeps fez from the prep 8 drama

4) takes up anytime that paul o would have on the show

5) it gives ron an op to throw something at anyone

In short unless we get more of mooch (unsure of spelling) and or pepper Dave is keeping the air filled long enough for ronnie to catch a breath


spelling and punctuation aren't your forte are they?

[SquareHead]

Dave can not go a day without mentioning......

How he has a secret about loving cock, or do I have him confused with someone else on the show?

[hammersavage]

I love Dave but HE HAS SUCH A VERBAL CRUTCH!!!

Stop saying '_____is a poor mans_______'.

Fuckin' christ.

[SinA]

.. that his wife is pregnant.


Well, today's the first day, but I'm sure he'll talk about it every day from now on.







-ps, Congratulations Dave and Casey and Julianna.

[utriculus!]

"___________________ is the poor mans _______________________!"


haha, this is so true

[Reynolds]

cum, or jizz

[yojimbo7248]

cum, or jizz

and thank the Lord Baby Jesus for that. I laugh like Fez's housemates at the nuthut each time ESD makes a cum or jizz joke.

[Solveig]

I love it whenever Dave ooohs and ahhhhhs when Ron tells a story. He's:tongue: so cute!

[Antioch]

the nonword "irregardless." Also... I'm always bemused with his use of "the poor man's." Tell us, Dave; who is this "poor man" and why does he always need a substitute thing?

:thumbup:

[MacVittie]

His beard.

[Freakshow]

the nonword "irregardless." Also... I'm always bemused with his use of "the poor man's." Tell us, Dave; who is this "poor man" and why does he always need a substitute thing?

:thumbup:

with a second baby on the way, Dave is clearly the "poor man."

[A.J.]

Also... I'm always bemused with his use of "the poor man's." Tell us, Dave; who is this "poor man" and why does he always need a substitute thing?

:thumbup:

I think he's the brother of the "lay man" and the "everyman".

[Freakshow]

I think he's the brother of the "lay man" and the "everyman".

He should watch out for the "nightman," though. That guys likes anal rape.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/sommerkay/l_5c8f1dc408ee56a857709787005578e0.jpg

[Shane Peterson]

Cheeker.

[BlackSpider]

I'm sure it's been said but, Wiffle-ball...