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skyscraper
12-05-2008, 09:24 AM
And go.

PanterA
12-05-2008, 09:34 AM
Dont hate the player
Dont player hate
and things of that ilk
droppin bombs
not that theres anything wrong with that

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 09:40 AM
"Drop a duece". Just say your going to the men's room animals.

drjoek
12-05-2008, 09:53 AM
It is what it is

JerseyJew
12-05-2008, 09:55 AM
Pimp and pimping

sailor
12-05-2008, 09:58 AM
let it be known!

mendyweiss
12-05-2008, 10:00 AM
If I Tell You, I'll Have To Kill You

Fuck You !!!

JerseyJew
12-05-2008, 10:02 AM
All these phrases are making me angry!

KingModem
12-05-2008, 10:02 AM
I need to get my (insert favorite activity here) on.

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 10:04 AM
It is what it is


I hear this all day long. It is a phrase for construction workers. I hate it.

KingModem
12-05-2008, 10:06 AM
It is what it is

I always wondered why people frown and throw expletives at me when I say that....

jauble
12-05-2008, 10:12 AM
same difference

ToiletCrusher
12-05-2008, 10:15 AM
as a mater of fact

contrary to popular belief

ToiletCrusher
12-05-2008, 10:17 AM
for all intents and purposes

but it does make me laugh when people say "for all intensive purposes"

Puggle_kicker
12-05-2008, 10:19 AM
And go.

That aint no catchphrase Ive ever heard of.

ravn816
12-05-2008, 10:21 AM
All of them.

And I really hate myself when I use them.

toolshed
12-05-2008, 10:25 AM
Homo says what?

KingModem
12-05-2008, 10:41 AM
for all intents and purposes

but it does make me laugh when people say "for all intensive purposes"

I have never analyzed those words, and i always said "intensive".
Im a huge douche.

Hepcat22
12-05-2008, 10:45 AM
At the end of the day.

skyscraper
12-05-2008, 10:49 AM
when push comes to shove...
not for nothing...

Boogie in Va
12-05-2008, 10:52 AM
"Is it cold / hot enough for ya?"

May you fall in 32 degree water

skyscraper
12-05-2008, 10:55 AM
"not tonight, honey."

disneyspy
12-05-2008, 10:57 AM
ron's blog

ToiletCrusher
12-05-2008, 10:58 AM
"not tonight, honey."

or

"just use the jergens lotion. I want to sleep"

ANC
12-05-2008, 11:00 AM
We need to get our ducks in a row
Say again?
At the end of the day...
Low lying fruit
It is what it is

skyscraper
12-05-2008, 11:01 AM
"I have a restraining order on you!"

ANC
12-05-2008, 11:08 AM
"Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin'?'"

HAHAHAHA I get it HAHAHA you should do standup.:dry:

Freakshow
12-05-2008, 11:08 AM
Hey wha happen?

I can't do my werk...

ohioscouser
12-05-2008, 11:09 AM
"thats what she said"

reillyluck
12-05-2008, 11:11 AM
"is it cold enough for ya?"

toolshed
12-05-2008, 11:18 AM
Come into the studio, Franklyn.

disneyspy
12-05-2008, 11:19 AM
Come into the studio, Franklyn.

:lol:

skyscraper
12-05-2008, 11:21 AM
come on, one more disneyspy!

disneyspy
12-05-2008, 11:30 AM
come on, one more disneyspy!

thats what she said





sorry had to,im office fanatic and me and friends use that constantly

Jughead
12-05-2008, 11:33 AM
How's Business.......:thumbdown:

ToiletCrusher
12-05-2008, 11:40 AM
"is it cold enough for ya?"

I hate that phrase. My answer typically is "fucking of course. its buffalo"

skyscraper
12-05-2008, 11:42 AM
"over my way..."

Dell
12-05-2008, 11:45 AM
I have teenage daughters... ugh!

ToiletCrusher
12-05-2008, 11:48 AM
"over my way..."

edited that. suckah!!!

I have teenage daughters... ugh!

that's the best phrase someone can say to you

Hottub
12-05-2008, 11:49 AM
"Have a good one."
:wallbash:

CofyCrakCocaine
12-05-2008, 11:53 AM
Come into the studio, Franklyn.

:lol: lock this shit. it isn't gonna get funnier than this.

Dell
12-05-2008, 12:06 PM
Come into the studio, Franklyn.

Now that's an award winner. :clap:

ScottFromGA
12-05-2008, 12:25 PM
6 or 1 half dozen of the other.....


LOT of the older folks here say it...drives me fucking insane!

Jughead
12-05-2008, 12:33 PM
Comparing apples and oranges.YUK!!!

ANC
12-05-2008, 12:35 PM
Even though I say this: "Not for nothin' but..."

NYHCmikeX
12-05-2008, 12:39 PM
Let's blue sky that idea.

You gotta do what you gotta do

Jughead
12-05-2008, 12:43 PM
We are just looking.....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:tongue:

NYHCmikeX
12-05-2008, 12:46 PM
"How bout dem Cowboys?"

drjoek
12-05-2008, 12:48 PM
"Im going to have to ask my wife/husband and get back to you."

razorboy
12-05-2008, 12:52 PM
Stop doing that, I don't know you.

ANC
12-05-2008, 12:53 PM
Lisa needs braces

west milly Tom
12-05-2008, 12:54 PM
I hear this all day long. It is a phrase for construction workers. I hate it.


I belly laughed at this. I'm a union construction guy and spend half of my day saying this exact phrase.

NYHCmikeX
12-05-2008, 12:55 PM
Lisa needs braces

dental plan

Jughead
12-05-2008, 12:56 PM
"Im going to have to ask my wife/husband and get back to you."

Agree... And we have to pray on it.......

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 12:56 PM
I belly laughed at this. I'm a union construction guy and spend half of my day saying this exact phrase.

you work in the city?

ANC
12-05-2008, 12:57 PM
dental plan

Hello Joe!

west milly Tom
12-05-2008, 12:57 PM
How bout this one: hey, what can you do?

Or

Not for nothing but...

west milly Tom
12-05-2008, 12:58 PM
you work in the city?


Just across the river in Hoboken

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 12:59 PM
Just across the river in Hoboken

oh, i wondered if worked on a job for you.

patrick187
12-05-2008, 01:00 PM
cool beans or damn skippy:furious:

Jughead
12-05-2008, 01:01 PM
Those are all highway miles........NO SHIT!!!!! Apposed to what ditch miles...:furious:

west milly Tom
12-05-2008, 01:03 PM
oh, i wondered if worked on a job for you.



Mabye, my local is transit specific, but we have guys out of the halls in city often.

west milly Tom
12-05-2008, 01:04 PM
"The shoe train runs all night"

Jughead
12-05-2008, 01:16 PM
Honey...Chase called again....:annoyed:

Freakshow
12-05-2008, 01:19 PM
Hello Joe!

Remember, always recycle. To the EXTREME!!!!!!

razorboy
12-05-2008, 01:20 PM
Honey...Chase called again....:annoyed:

We have a winner.

reillyluck
12-05-2008, 01:20 PM
ymbdn.

west milly Tom
12-05-2008, 01:28 PM
ymbdn.


Your mouth belongs doing nasty?

JohnnyDaytona
12-05-2008, 01:29 PM
The Sunday Night Football field reporters using...."And here we go" from the Joker, when showing highlights. Stu Scott fix that fucking eye, or wear dark glasses you ass.

KnoxHarrington
12-05-2008, 01:35 PM
"In my humble opinion..." especially because the opinion that follows is rarely humble.

reillyluck
12-05-2008, 01:39 PM
Your mouth belongs doing nasty?

if it was only that nice of a saying.

Gvac? any thoughts?

jclassic
12-05-2008, 01:40 PM
"It is what it is"
And the poster who said it originally was right. I did construction a few years, heard it a ton, then started saying it myself and it boils down to either "You can't make me elaborate" or "I can't do anything about it"

Gvac
12-05-2008, 01:42 PM
if it was only that nice of a saying.

Gvac? any thoughts?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/cheez-it.jpg

drjoek
12-05-2008, 01:44 PM
"Talk to the hand"

Jughead
12-05-2008, 01:50 PM
Ladies and Gentleman please welcome...............Earl Douglas:smile:

Whiskeyportal
12-05-2008, 01:52 PM
Git 'er dun :wallbash:

Gvac
12-05-2008, 02:50 PM
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

Fuck you, Casey Kasem.

scottinnj
12-05-2008, 03:02 PM
Good Night, and Good Luck.

Fuck you Olbermann, a real reporter said that starting in 1940, when it really meant something you bit stealing hack.

meanmrbill
12-05-2008, 03:15 PM
Whenever someone adds, after what is usually nothing more than trite gossip, "God bless him/her". Ugh.

MacVittie
12-05-2008, 03:20 PM
Cool Beans.

skyscraper
12-05-2008, 04:13 PM
when someone does something stupid and they still quote homer simpson: "D'oh!"
another one we keep hearing these days: "not in THIS economy..."

torker
12-05-2008, 04:35 PM
That's what I'm talkin' about

biozombie
12-05-2008, 04:43 PM
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

Fuck you, Casey Kasem.

Keep one foot in the gutter, one fist in the goal.

Fuck you, Rikki Rachtman.

Hottub
12-05-2008, 05:00 PM
Che si deci, paisans.

PanterA
12-05-2008, 06:13 PM
Not for nothing...

What am I, chop liver? (no you're a fuckin dipshit.)

kiss your mother with that mouth?

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 06:15 PM
Che si deci, paisans.

that's just rude.

Hottub
12-05-2008, 06:25 PM
that's just rude.

Thoughts and prayers, Brother.

Don Stugots
12-05-2008, 06:28 PM
Thoughts and prayers, Brother.

rude and rude

jennysmurf
12-05-2008, 09:13 PM
Cool Beans.

I hate that one!!!!:furious:

PapaBear
12-05-2008, 09:23 PM
Anything hip hop.

jennysmurf
12-05-2008, 09:24 PM
Anything hip hop.

racist.

PapaBear
12-05-2008, 09:24 PM
racist.
Black people like hip hop?

west milly Tom
12-05-2008, 09:27 PM
Black people like hip hop?


I just thought they liked not having jobs.

Photoshop Mike
12-05-2008, 09:28 PM
... Know what I mean? and Thats what I'm Talk'n about :wallbash:

jennysmurf
12-05-2008, 09:28 PM
Black people like hip hop?

That's what I've heard the black kids like these days...

helterskeletor
12-05-2008, 09:38 PM
My friends and family are getting sick of me calling people "ham n eggers" and "rubes" but they're a bunch of ham n egg eating rube ass motherfuckers so who gives a shit what they think.

Fez4PrezN2008
12-05-2008, 09:43 PM
"not tonight dear, I've got a headache"

STD
12-05-2008, 09:43 PM
"...not so much."

silks
12-05-2008, 09:50 PM
The word "party" when used as a verb.

"Let's party!"
"We partied all night!"

Makes me think of a bunch of people sitting around with silly hats and noisemakers.


Also, whenever anybody uses the word "proactive" I want to break their kneecaps.

helterskeletor
12-05-2008, 10:01 PM
"...not so much."

that's the worst, and it's always said in the exact same irritating tone of voice.

joethebartender
12-05-2008, 10:14 PM
Half the reason I left my corporate job was because of stupid catch phrases...
Oh, Jill's got that idea "baking". we'll catch up with her next week.

Boom Boom
12-05-2008, 10:18 PM
God speed...damn I hate that

My friend says it is what it is so much that he now says iiwii or double i w double i...makes me wanna puke. Especially because when he says iiwii you can see him trying to figure out the letters EVERY TIME!!!:wallbash::thumbdown:

Kathleen From The Bronx
12-05-2008, 11:05 PM
Hey wha happen?

I can't do my werk...

:laugh: haaaaaaahahahaa

How bout, "I got a weal wed wagon?!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SHRFhfeLgY&feature=related)

MacVittie
12-05-2008, 11:07 PM
sock it to ME.

Krieger
12-05-2008, 11:07 PM
"not for nothing" , the word "twofers", "got emmm", and the bank at my job's slogan "citizens bank, not your typical bank."

Kathleen From The Bronx
12-05-2008, 11:18 PM
I am no fan of the copycatting of that phrase said so many times bout Manny Ramirez, "That's just Manny being Manny...." ya know, cept they say random other peoples' names obviously...

No, stop please!

Also, "I'm just doin me..." as in.... doin your own thing or whatever the hell... I think it's some kinda LA, "I'm in Showbiz," talk....

It has got to go!

ACE22286
12-05-2008, 11:58 PM
"Just Say No"
calling a person a "homer"
"you look/sound like a million bucks"
"Celebreality"

Name
12-06-2008, 03:30 AM
In sports:

'They didn't give us respect' or 'disrespected us'
One team or the other 'wanted it more'
Someone 'stepping it up'
A previous sportstalk caller 'stole my thunder'
'I'll hang up and listen'
'Thanks for taking my call'

skyscraper
12-06-2008, 05:16 AM
In sports:

'They didn't give us respect' or 'disrespected us'
One team or the other 'wanted it more'
Someone 'stepping it up'
A previous sportstalk caller 'stole my thunder'
'I'll hang up and listen'
'Thanks for taking my call'

I'll add "first time caller, long time listener" or the abbreviated "first time long time".
and anthony would add "wenk wenk"

skyscraper
12-06-2008, 09:03 AM
the granddaddy of all annoying catch phrases:
"Think outside the box."
followed by:
"...wait for it..." - I don't even understand that one.

ToiletCrusher
12-06-2008, 09:25 AM
when people over use "basically"


example:
"What do you do for work?"

"I am in administration finance. Basically, I crunch numbers all day"

or

"That's basically it"

so in summation, basically I hate the word 'basically'

jamie38
12-06-2008, 10:14 AM
any reference to being or keeping it real

Mr.Salty
12-06-2008, 10:29 AM
"...not so much."

I agree 100% with this one...it seems that Jon Stewart started it.

I REALLY hate, "someone has too much time on their hands".....i despise that.:furious:

biozombie
12-06-2008, 10:42 AM
"tastes like chicken", especially when used to describe things that aren't supposed to taste like chicken, such as cupcakes.

landarch
12-06-2008, 06:03 PM
Wall Street and Main Street

PapaBear
12-06-2008, 07:42 PM
I wonder who coined the phrase "coined the phrase".:huh:

jennysmurf
12-06-2008, 10:53 PM
My bad. :furious:

AF Mike
12-07-2008, 01:27 PM
Spot on. Unless it’s being said by an unarguable authority; or by Padma.

Jughead
12-07-2008, 01:32 PM
What is the matter is the NO NOT ANSWER THIS E MAIL NOT BIG ENOUGH!!!!..JustJon:sad:

ooger
12-07-2008, 01:37 PM
"at this point in time"

shore
12-07-2008, 01:40 PM
i'm not a goose and i'm not a gander ...so go shit in your hat

ACE22286
12-07-2008, 10:36 PM
when people over use "basically"


example:
"What do you do for work?"

"I am in administration finance. Basically, I crunch numbers all day"

or

"That's basically it"

so in summation, basically I hate the word 'basically'

You must hate AJ Dynamite

m0unds
12-08-2008, 04:21 PM
Long story short.

every time I hear someone say "long story short", I feel like my brain is rotting inside my skull.

Dell
12-08-2008, 06:20 PM
"out of pocket" how did this come to me inaccessible?

ProfessorAnt
12-08-2008, 08:34 PM
the granddaddy of all annoying catch phrases:
"Think outside the box."
followed by:
"...wait for it..." - I don't even understand that one.

the corporate jargon is unbearable.

"...from that perspective"
"touch base" cant we just say discuss? wtf base do we have to touch?
:flush:"make lemonade out of lemons"

scottinnj
12-08-2008, 08:45 PM
Anything a politician says that trys to make him look like he's "one of us"

Like:

"I'm for the shop floor, not the top floor!"

west milly Tom
12-08-2008, 08:58 PM
According to this thread I can never say anything again.

jennysmurf
12-08-2008, 08:59 PM
According to this thread I can never say anything again.

Starting.....NOW! :tongue:

west milly Tom
12-08-2008, 09:01 PM
Starting.....NOW! :tongue:



:shakes fist:

jennysmurf
12-08-2008, 09:03 PM
:shakes fist:

:innocent:

Leticia
12-08-2008, 10:48 PM
"That's wassup" always bothered me. I knew people who said it after everything I said! After a while I just never knew how they really felt in response to anything.

razorboy
12-08-2008, 11:08 PM
"That's wassup" always bothered me. I knew people who said it after everything I said! After a while I just never knew how they really felt in response to anything.

That's wassup.

jonyrotn
12-08-2008, 11:09 PM
May you fall in 32 degree water Is this a real catch phrase? If so, it seems like I've been running with the right crew because I've never heard this one..
And now I hope I never hear it again..
6 or 1 half dozen of the other.Too funny..
I always thought it was "6 to one, a 1/2 dozen to another"..
One of us is an illiterate prick..:surrender:
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.Yeah...This is one you'll hear everyday..
If you're listening to 80's on 8 but if you are maybe you should hang yourself with your narrow, leather, piano keyboard tie..:wink:
"not tonight dear, I've got a headache"If I were you I wouldn't fall for that..His head doesn't hurt, it's his bloody ass that needs a time out..


"Serious as a heart attack"..
"My middle name is _____".. *fill in the superlative*
"A country mile"
"A New York Minute"
"Let's rock & roll" or "Let's do it to it"..
"A watched kettle never boils"..
"Time is of the essence"..
"It's do or die time" or "It's crunch time" or "It's GO time" or "It's time to make the doughnuts"..
"The inmates are running the asylum"..
"Shit happens"..
"It ain't over till the fat lady sings" (I really hate this one and it's not just because I'm a fat lady either..)..:annoyed:

PapaBear
12-08-2008, 11:13 PM
I always thought it was "6 to one, a 1/2 dozen to another"..
One of us is an illiterate prick..:surrender:
You're both wrong. It's six OF one, half a dozen of another.

There's a baker's dozen of mistakes here!


21, or 6 to 5?

Marc with a c
12-08-2008, 11:15 PM
"drinky mcdrinkerson" or any variation.

Slumbag
12-08-2008, 11:16 PM
"drinky mcdrinkerson" or any variation.

I have about three friends that claim to have invented the "Mc" thing.
I believe the original incarnation I heard was "Douchey McDoucherton". They all think they were the first to say it.

jonyrotn
12-08-2008, 11:19 PM
You're both wrong. It's six OF one, half a dozen of another.
There's a baker's dozen of mistakes here!
21, or 6 to 5?You say tamato, I say tamato..

PapaBear
12-08-2008, 11:22 PM
You say tamato, I say tamato..
No. I'm the one who says things.

Leticia
12-08-2008, 11:26 PM
"drinky mcdrinkerson" or any variation.

For some reason I love these. I never say them, but I still think they're funny.

It's definitely because none of my friends ever used it that much if at all.

There's a spanish phrase i always hated and it was "Come Boca". Which literally translates into mouth eater, but it's meant to refer to someone who hangs around other people to hear gossip.
It was overused when I was a kid. I couldn't eat in the same room with someone without the teen girls calling me that. Just go to another room if you think I'm listening to you!

PapaBear
12-08-2008, 11:35 PM
It's the economy, stupid.

NewYorkDragons80
12-09-2008, 03:43 AM
"Have fun with that"

skyscraper
12-09-2008, 04:25 AM
You're both wrong. It's six OF one, half a dozen of another.

There's a baker's dozen of mistakes here!


21, or 6 to 5?

an annoying variation of this, unique to my mother-in-law:
"it's 9 of one, 10 of the other."
I always just chuckle when she says this.

alabamatrucker
12-09-2008, 04:28 AM
"Katie barred the door" Thats some kinda down south redneck shit.
My mom would always say if you mess up or come in drunk again its gonna be "katie barred the door". I hated it/
I also have no idea what it even means.


AT:drunk:

skyscraper
12-09-2008, 05:34 AM
how about "best foot forward"?
even just on a grammatical level, it should be "better foot forward" unless you have more than two feet.
but at some point, if I understand the mechanics of walking, eventually your other foot has to come forward also.

also, my boss says "okey dokey" all the fucking time, even to clients. that is more than just annoying, it is reason enough to drop us as their architects, frankly. if my architect, lawyer, doctor, or any other professional said that, I might just fire them. I don't need ned flanders as my professional.

SouthSideJohnny
12-09-2008, 10:21 AM
Long story short

The worst thing about this is that they don't say it until AFTER they already spent five minutes boring the hell out of you with a boring, pointless story.

My own addition is anything involving "synergy" or "leveraging" or both in the same sentence.

ANC
12-09-2008, 10:28 AM
Just had someone say this to me today "See ya next year"

Huh? Oh I get it because I won't see you until after December 31st right? HAHAHAHAAAA you're a card you! :furious:

skyscraper
12-09-2008, 12:09 PM
cThe worst thing about this is that they don't say it until AFTER they already spent five minutes boring the hell out of you with a boring, pointless story.[/QUOTE]
when they say "but long story short" I'll say "too late".

[/QUOTE]My own addition is anything involving "synergy" or "leveraging" or both in the same sentence.[/QUOTE]

another fine example of corporate speak. bleccchhh.

skyscraper
12-11-2008, 11:17 AM
I'll bump this thread with another annoying expression:
"It's all well and good."
well, which is it?
my source for a lot of these annoyances is my boss. no coincidence, he is annoying.

at least pretend
12-11-2008, 12:38 PM
Yes, corporate speak! Simply the worst. There is a never-ending buffet of acronyms and phrases.

I hear all the time:

"Get the low hanging fruit."
"That's the sizzle."
My boss always uses the word "pertinent" I hate it!
"to piggyback off of what he said..."
"I'll quarterback it from here."
When boss referred to the group I'm in as "folks"
"we're the best in the business!"
"good stuff"

JAH1013
12-11-2008, 12:41 PM
Shoot that shit to the sky!
or
I ain't gots to work. Obama gonna make things right.

SquareHead
12-11-2008, 01:02 PM
All Of The Above!

Jughead
12-11-2008, 01:26 PM
When an Employee says..There are to many chiefs and not enough Indians......

patrick187
12-11-2008, 01:29 PM
I hate when people say, "Well first of all..........." When they don't have a second of all.

Edwin
12-11-2008, 02:13 PM
"Any given Sunday."

How lame can you get when trying to believe your team doesn't blow?

SquareHead
12-11-2008, 02:16 PM
Come into the studio, Franklyn.


Best Line Ever!

If Toolshed keeps this up, he may get his own "thread line" of the day.

Solveig
12-14-2008, 08:26 PM
It is what it is. YUCK

west milly Tom
12-14-2008, 08:36 PM
"It is what it is"
And the poster who said it originally was right. I did construction a few years, heard it a ton, then started saying it myself and it boils down to either "You can't make me elaborate" or "I can't do anything about it"



QFT, thanks for the translation

Antioch
12-14-2008, 08:38 PM
anyone say, "Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?"

west milly Tom
12-14-2008, 08:41 PM
Boom goes the dynamite

Antioch
12-14-2008, 08:45 PM
Boom goes the dynamite

How could you hate that???

Ritalin
03-06-2009, 08:14 AM
Just heard a hayseed caller from Wednesday's show say "long story short", and you can pretty much be sure that when someone says that the story is not going to be short.

And it's also going to be the most jumbled ass backward boring piece of shit you could ever imagine.

If you use the phrase "long story short", you're a shitty story teller and should never tell another story again.

Philip
03-06-2009, 08:55 AM
same difference

That is by far the worst phrase ever.

Also not as popular, but when someone's like "yeah a million buck shy of being a millionaire".

Just shut the fuck up.

fezident
03-06-2009, 09:01 AM
Somebody prob already mentioned this one but:

"If you looked up ______ in the dictionary, you'd see his picture."

(insert "lazy" or "blowhard" or whatever.)



Another one that bugs me is; "ya can't judge a book by it's cover". Yes you can, and you should. The PURPOSE of the cover is to tell you a bit about the book. Unless their referring to just the plain cardboardy cover. Then... yeah... ya can't judge the book by it. Shutting up now.

Melk
03-06-2009, 09:12 AM
I especially dislike "shit the Bed." Like, "The Detroit Lions really shit the bed this season." I understand the meaning of the line, I just hear people using it far to often. I suppose it will be ingrained in the public psyche when the hippopotamus in Madagascar or some other sassy cartoon character voiced by a black actress says it in a movie trailer.

I also hate when a person native English speaker misuses a word, phrase or verbal crutch is corrected, then proceeds to continue using the bastardized phrase. These people are usually white and are usually the first to complain about how ethnic minorities butcher the English language. They say things like:

"supposibly" instead of "supposedly"
"probally" instead of "probably"
"lai-berry" instead of "library"

I used to work in an office that had to take meetings with important clients all the time and my superiors would spout numerous mistakes like these, then get worried when the clients considered the company to be untrustworthy and low-rent.

I also hate when someone says "Poor man's X" more than once a day. (ESD)

fezident
03-06-2009, 09:31 AM
"It's like _______ on steroids!"

evboat
03-06-2009, 10:36 AM
thought process. As in "here is my thought process" Instead of just saying, " I think.."

Misteriosa
03-06-2009, 10:56 AM
i HATE when someone adds, "you know what im saying?" to the end of EVERY statement. i get this a lot with those street types who are trying to sound like they are intelligent. for example:
im trying to go back to school, you know what im saying? cuz im trying to get my GED, you know what im saying? cuz, you know, im trying to take care of mine, you know what im saying? then im'a get my record deal, you know what im saying? and im gonna be big timin' for realz, you know what im saying?

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

and another one thats starting to annoy me is " _______ is the poor man's _______"

sorry dave, but youre gonna have to find another means of comparison :o

ToiletCrusher
03-06-2009, 11:32 AM
catch phrases are the poor man's cliches.

TheRumor
03-06-2009, 01:10 PM
Black Earl will be live tonight @ 9PM EST on TheAlexShow. He will be taking live questions by chat and Skype about why he quit, and why he wanted to sell the RBI. Live at: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-alex-radio-show

robot artist
03-06-2009, 01:33 PM
A catch phrase I particularly loathe is "it's all good" - usually said after something goes wrong, something bad happens, or someone fucks something up.

I've been around the block. I know a thing or two about a thing or two... and guess what? It isn't all good. In fact, most of it sucks, and it's going to get worse before it gets better. Just sayin'.

CofyCrakCocaine
03-06-2009, 01:51 PM
I hate the catchphrase "I hate X/Y/Z"- shut the fuck up. You likely don't actually Hate it. Hate's a strong emotion and you likely just dislike it. This applies to everyone who uses the phrase, me included, because it's just another example of how people try to act like they're making pithy commentary on the unenlightened masses, like anybody can possibly know that something 99% of the population does doesn't quite tickle your motherfucking finicky fancy.

If you hated it, you'd be doing all you can not to beat someone to death for committing these things you hate.

Get over yourselves. Me too!

robot artist
03-06-2009, 02:01 PM
i HATE when someone adds, "you know what im saying?" to the end of EVERY statement.

Man-oh-Manishevitz, I totally agree with you. This is the one time I can honestly say - "...yes, I do know what you're sayin!"

It usually follows a statement that was so garbled and poorly worded that you didn't really understand it at all - or one so obvious that a five year old could decipher the intent.

What a horrible verbal crutch; and one that seems to have infected at least two generations of dim-witted miscreants... you know what I'm sayin?

CofyCrakCocaine
03-06-2009, 02:03 PM
All of these phrases are better than "UHHHHH... " and "UMMMM...", you gotta give 'em that much!

robot artist
03-06-2009, 02:20 PM
"Katie barred the door" Thats some kinda down south redneck shit.
My mom would always say if you mess up or come in drunk again its gonna be "katie barred the door". I hated it/
I also have no idea what it even means.

This dates back to ye olden times, when people actually had a big ol' wooden or metal bar that went across the inside of their doors to keep them locked.

The phrase isn't "Katie barred the door" - that would be the past tense; and as you indicated, doesn't make sense when applied to your imbibing of libations.

It's "Katie bar the door" - meant to act as a precautionary measure - in this case, either bar the door to keep you out because you're drunk, or bar the door to keep your mother inside and prevent her from getting her hands on you.

You know what I'm sayin?

Philip
03-06-2009, 05:18 PM
the adjective -- hella. Mostly used by west coaster, "these waves are hella sweet."

In fact, people who use the word sweet to describe something cool really bother me.

Philip
03-06-2009, 05:21 PM
I hate when people say, "Well first of all..........." When they don't have a second of all.

Haha, that's a good one, I've probably done this without even realizing it.

Philip
03-06-2009, 05:28 PM
Also anyone who calls Pizza -- Za.

I just think we should kill these people.

Dell
03-06-2009, 06:08 PM
hayseed caller... :thumbdown:

HamandEgger
03-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Homo says what?

Hamandegger...no wait..

Morningkill
03-09-2009, 04:13 PM
Also anyone who calls Pizza -- Za.

I just think we should kill these people.

People actually do that? Eugh.

PapaBear
03-22-2009, 08:50 PM
There's no crying in (insert profession).

Come on. A League of Their Own was 17 years ago. Stop using it! I just heard "There's no crying in modeling" on a commercial for Top Model. I'm sure there's PLENTY of crying in modeling.

MacVittie
03-22-2009, 08:56 PM
Also anyone who calls Pizza -- Za.

I just think we should kill these people.

Well then slice my throat because I love eating Za and I love calling it Za.

razorboy
03-22-2009, 08:57 PM
There's no crying in (insert profession).

Come on. A League of Their Own was 17 years ago. Stop using it! I just heard "There's no crying in modeling" on a commercial for Top Model. I'm sure there's PLENTY of crying in modeling.

Are you crying? There's no crying in RonFez.net.

PapaBear
03-22-2009, 08:58 PM
Are you crying? There's no crying in RonFez.net.
:banning:

disneyspy
03-24-2009, 07:56 AM
jus sayin

c'mon the 90s are over

TjM
03-24-2009, 08:01 AM
Happy Friday

TjM
03-24-2009, 08:04 AM
Yankees Win Yankees Win Tha_a_a_a_a_a_a_a_a_a Yankees Win

TjM
03-24-2009, 08:06 AM
What's happening on Wall Street Is affecting Main Street

razorboy
03-24-2009, 08:07 AM
Yankees Win Yankees Win Tha_a_a_a_a_a_a_a_a_a Yankees Win

I kind of doubt you'll hear that one used with any significance for quite some time.

TjM
03-24-2009, 08:08 AM
Tell us how you really feel


Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.