The Loaded Questions Thread

[lleeder]

"If you could fuck her without me knowing would you?"

[PapaBear]

Just last night, a friend asked me if she was fat or chubby. I said, "Do you mean either or?"

[Ritalin]

I have to give my wife credit for this one:

Is that what you're going to wear?

[Team_Ramrod]

"who was she? I won't be mad, I just want to know"

[Foster]

I shot myself in the foot last night by complementing a friends sweater;
"yeah its new, I had to go shopping because none of my clothes fit"

[Farmer Dave]

AFTER getting her hair cut,"How does it look like this?":wallbash:

[sailor]

I shot myself in the foot last night by complementing a friends sweater;
"yeah its new, I had to go shopping because none of my clothes fit"

you did nothing wrong, your friend had no reason to bring that up other than to make you feel bad. screw them.

[Foster]

you did nothing wrong, your friend had no reason to bring that up other than to make you feel bad. screw them.

she's a sweet kid, her weight is giving problems lately.

and I didn't help by insisting she have a piece of oreo cheesecake after dinner

[drjoek]

"If I said you had a beautuful body would you hold it against me?"

[Tenbatsuzen]

I shot myself in the foot last night by complementing a friends sweater;
"yeah its new, I had to go shopping because none of my clothes fit"

Maybe she got a boob job?

[Rube]

Of course I would Dr. Joe K. I would love to hold it against me. :wub:

[Mullenax]

Yes, I asked this one, after my boyfriend brought it up.
"When did you and Evan go to a strip club and not tell me about it?"
I got a good answer though.

[mongothetrucker]

So... How good does my daughter fuck?

[Foster]

So... How good does my daughter fuck?

you asked your wife/girlfriend this?

[Dude!]

"If you could fuck her without me knowing would you?"

not only would i fuck her honey
but you are so butt ugly
that i'd even prefer to fuck her:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie035.jpg

[NITRON]

So... How good does my daughter fuck?

a question for woody allen?

[topless_mike]

not so much a question, but rather a loaded answer.

"sure honey. you can go out with the guys"

usually means im in some kind of shit and im still standing there.

[Furtherman]

Did he fire six shots or only five?