God the ultimate Gag writer

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I have figured out why my life seems so trying at times. I think God is the ultimate gag writer and tries all his new material on me first. I am his joke Guinea pig if you will.
Case in point, One day driving home from work, we had made some huge hoagies to take home with us. But some joker put onions on my hoagie. So I role down the window and procede to remove the onions as I talked to my friend as we raced up rt 287 on a blaming august day. I felt my sandwich lurch abit and I thought something hit it as I had it hanging partially out of the window. When I bring my sandwich back in I close the bread again but noticed a mayo like substance on it. Now I know I didnt put mayo on it. A bird had crapped on my partially exposed sandwich while moving at 65 mph. Now who else but God could have set that up!
Btw
I think the idea of God being a gag writer comes from the movie Skin Deep. That was a good flick.

I've had it up to here with you people....oh I thought you were circus midgets

[Fallon]

I had a bird crap on me once.

I was like 12 and walking home from the card shop and opened a pack to see what players I got. So I'm walking under some tree's and a bird crapped right on my hands as I was sorting my cards. :(

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[ROMEO]

BIRDS ONLY CRAP ON MY TRUCK JUST AFTER I WASH IT. NOBODY CAN EVER BEAT GODS GAGS EVER!

GOD BLESS , ROMEO

[fatty]

god is not a gag writer, god does not even exist. always remember that religion is a form of mind control to keep the rich rich and the poor poor. enslaving the minds as they pass it on to their children doing their work for them. god bless us all

it's true,
it's damn true!

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[IkeaBoy]

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord."

and it could have been worse, while doing that that bird or a pole could have run into your hand, going 65 miles an hour it might have taken your hand clean off. Now yes, your sandwich would still be fine but you'd be in great pain...not saying that I wouldn't have quite a chuckle.

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[JustJon]

platypus. 'nuff said.

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[Se7en]

Well, I'm sorry about your situation.

But I'd like to shake God's hand, because that is a pretty funny joke. Crapping right on your sandwich! The aim had to have been perfect. Now that's some holy knee-slapping hilarity!



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