12/10/2008: The Day Without A Gay

[Judge Smails]

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Because Calling in Gay is the worst excuse you could ever use to call out of work. (http://www.daywithoutagay.org/)

[scottinnj]

I have two left, been saving 'em for a special occasion.

Wait..........

[Slumbag]

FUCK!

I was supposed to get a haircut tomorrow.

[Foster]

I have tickets for "A Chorus Line" on Dec. 10; could this event in some way effect my plans?

[Slumbag]

Is David Bowie gonna take a half day?

[A.J.]

So no women's sports tomorrow then?

[Gvac]

I guess we're in for a Best Of Ron and Fez, huh?

[yojimbo7248]

I guess we're in for a Best Of Ron and Fez, huh?

What? Ron's gay?

[Gvac]

What? Ron's gay?

Don't even joke like that.

That's the worst thing you could ever say about a man.

[DolaMight]

Due to massive understaffing the following business' will not be open today:

The Gap, Dolce and Gabbana, American Eagle Outfitters, Banana Republic, Starbucks... more to follow.

[Mullenax]

I've always wondered about my neighbors; if there are two cars in their driveway tomorrow I'll know.

[WampusCrandle]

FINALLY!

let's see if we can make this into a lifetime.

[Dougie Brootal]

alright! i can get drunk by myself tonight guilt free!!! see you guys on thursday!

[OGC]

If Fez doesn't take this opportunity to call his parents and casually mention that he's taking Wednesday off, he's crazy.

[SatCam]

I thought being gay isnt an illness

[Boogie in Va]

It's not an illness. It's just the worst thing you can say about a person.

[torker]

I'll give you my gay when you take SatCam's cock from my cold dead hand.

[Drunky McBetidont]

on mondays, i never go to work
on tuesdays, i always stay home
on wednesdays, i'm feeling just fine because work is the last thing on my mind.

[spoon]

Come on, Mafia Life Chris and Mikeyboy have called in gay for years. At least Mikeyboy's calls are filled with plugs.

[Rorschach]

faggots

[MacVittie]

Guess I'll have to move my haircut to Thursday.

[yojimbo7248]

I wonder if Fez's Christopher Street bar will be open.

[scottinnj]

The Day without a Gay:

Threat or Promise?

Or, maybe.........

could this be an undiscovered treasure of cinematograhy from renowned actor Edward Wood? Perhaps the sequel to Plan 9 from Outer Space?

[GregoryJoseph]

The hayseed who called in today with "Year without a queer" made me chuckle.

[scottinnj]

I thought being gay isnt an illness

Apparantly it's like being pregnant now-another excuse to skip out on your workmates.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Call out gay day....that's the single worst thing you can call a day.