cheer fez up

[Marc with a c]

florio's is closing!!!

[KingGeno]

Those weren't ants! They were protein jimmies, and your eye sight was clouded by happy tears!

[Marc with a c]

an ecuadorian flower delivery man was arrested for assault with a venus fly trap on w. 22nd street this afternoon.

[Tallman388]

A black maintenance man at a Roosevelt Island apartment building was arrested for breaking and entering.

[ANC]

Chris Lemmon has had his book republished under the new title "A Taste of Lemmon".

[EliSnow]

Owning a cat cures heart disease!!! Eat all the red meat you want!

[boobieman]

At least you are off this Wednesday.....

SSSSSSEEYAYAYAYYAAAAAA

[Enabler]

Tom Petty and R.E.M. have just announced a 2009 World Tour

[Mullenax]

LeBron James' mother was arrested at a Star Jones booksigning.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Your living god, Luther Vandross, just called me up and told me that you are THE original Lutheran.

[Servo]

Homeless Shopping Spree is right around the corner!

[Mullenax]

Average restaurant tips have risen to 35% nationwide.

[drjoek]

Outdoor hose baths shown to prevent repeat heart attacks if done thoroughly.

[Fezticle98]

Chelsea bars are now open 7 days a week.

[JerseyRich]

Rory Hamptons has an extra ticket to the Counting Crows show!

[disneyspy]

suckin cock relieves stress!

[Marc with a c]

mikey d will be cutting slack in 09.

[Contra]

The longer your beard, the higher your social status!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Only real men cry when they can't make french toast!

[EliSnow]

ESD lied about the movie bet. He saw Indiana Jones the weekend it came out.

[boobieman]

Getting plants pushed into your face in Ecuador means you are a sexy sexy man...and always have the right of way...

SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAYA

[Freakshow]

Obama has nominated Rip Taylor secretary of confetti.

[Enabler]

Its official. Shia Labeouf has signed on for Disturbia 2 (Disturb Harder)!!:clap:

[instrument]

Your mom doesn't think you're a fuck up.

[spoon]

Chelsea bars are now open 7 days a week.

Nice! I'm off tomorrow.

[EliSnow]

Sam admitted that you are much more knowledgeable about pro wrestling trivia, and is going to give you the belt.

[pittphantoms]

Shower benches have become socially acceptable

[BlackSpider]

At least you're not gay.
'cause that would be the worst...

[reillyluck]

even if you did kill skippy, its ok because cats are replacable.

[Marc with a c]

nobody likes adf

[Hottub]

The Roosevelt Island Diner is under new management.

[IMSlacker]

Choke was a great movie. Well worth losing the $2,000.

[Name]

The Fabulous Freebirds are making a comeback.. and they need a new manager.

http://i33.tinypic.com/17y4uh.jpg

[santino]

maybe it's only the second worse thing you could call a man?

[Ritalin]

Gay is the new black.

[zildjian361]

Fezzie Low, i still keep the picture we took together at a bar 9 after party, from the Big ASS Bash at the Hard Rock in front of my computer:smile:

[Mullenax]

A version of "I Want To Live" with an original director's cut happy ending was just discovered. Subsequently, Batman memorabilia has tripled in value!

[JAH1013]

Three's Company is back in syndication!!!

[Freakshow]

buffal& b&ck are now included in the seven words you can't say on television. And strangely the two words you can't say on XL satellite channels.

[DiabloSammich]

Florida has now legalized the sucker-punching of fat retarded girls.