R&F Sirius/XM Listening Thread for 12/10/08

[Hottub]

Morning Buddays.

Enjoy your day off.

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[Boogie in Va]

Morning buddays.

Will Fez be in studio today?? Only time will tell.

[drjoek]

Im still waiting for Tubs haircut picture

[biggestmexi]

hi

[Freakshow]

song will be Mighty Reel??????


Don't Let the Sun go Down on Me?????


I kissed an Earl?????

[epo]

Good morning buddays....today's song will be "We're here to save the day" by the Constellations.

[hexy68]

jeez..work sucks!!!...i really hate being here IN WORK....can't wait til the work day is over!




......did i mention I'm AT WORK today! :tongue:

[KingGeno]

......did i mention I'm AT WORK today! :tongue:

Is that what THEY call it? Eww....

[wallyballz]

Morning

[Hottub]

Im still waiting for Tubs haircut picture

I'll send them to your home e-mail, since you are obviously not at the office.


"Jet Boy, Jet Girl" - Elton Motello.

[EliSnow]

Good morning my buddays! Nice to see a Hottub thread. Hottub, because you are at home, will you be drinking during the show?

[Hottub]

Son of a...:furious:

[GvacMobile]

About an hour and a half too early.

And that picture is disgusting.

[Hosp]

Whatever happened to the scantly clad women who were usually on these pages?

I have my suspicions of you all.


Sound drop will be from Wizard of Oz, song will be It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls.

[drjoek]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kate-Beckinsale/Kate-Beckinsale-84.JPG

[Hottub]

It's a new age. Learn some tolerance!

[EliSnow]

Today's movie drop will be the following scene in Anchorman:

Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That's a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.


The song, of course, will be "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band.

[Chip196]

Good Morning Buddays!!!!

[Boogie in Va]

If Earl is not at work even when he is at work.............does that make him gay?

[biggestmexi]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/WELCOME.gif

[EliSnow]

It's a new age. Learn some tolerance!

The Age of Aquarius?

http://www.thewest.com.au/getfile.aspx?Type=image&ID=39729&ObjectType=3&ObjectID=45425

[wallyballz]

If Earl is not at work even when he is at work.............does that make him gay?

I would say so

[KingGeno]

Thank you, drjoek. She is one of my favs, and this gay stuff is hard to swallow.

he he he. :p

[ANC]

Good Morning Buddies... :smoke:

[Hosp]

So if Fez does the show over the phone from his apartment, will that count as him calling out?

[KingGeno]

Return of Soundboard Fez.

Mark it down.

[biggestmexi]

Aw man.

I want to post a random gif but do not want to upset ELI. Again.


"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

[disneyspy]

hi hooooooo buddays,im postin from home today and i feel fabulous!

[hexy68]

....this gay stuff is hard to swallow.

........Mod Quote at last???? :ohmy:

[Hottub]

hi hooooooo buddays,im postin from home today and i feel fabulous!

No surprise there, budday.

And I 100% guarantee Fez will be there. Why would the Poon Master stay home?

[hexy68]

hi hooooooo buddays,im postin from home today and i feel fabulous!

http://www.alandwilliams.com/ee/images/uploads/Paul_Lynde.jpg


...........:tongue:

[KingGeno]

Opie: "IF Fez was coming in today..................."

SPECULATE SPECULATE SPECULATE lolz lolz SPECULATE

[disneyspy]

drop and song will be the bar conversation and then singin"you lost that lovin feelin" from TOP GUN

[Hosp]

Ummm, where are Misteriosa, Riely, Friday or any of the non-penis havers?

[wallyballz]

Poor Fezzy

Just be Fezzy and be happy....take a day off and see ya tomorrow!

who cares about phones they are always breaking

[biggestmexi]

Ummm, where are Misteriosa, Riely, Friday or any of the non-penis havers?

youre here.

[Hottub]

I was wondering the same thing, Hosp.

Hey. Why are you so close to me? Move over!

[Jughead]

Good Morning...

[Freakshow]

Aw man.

I want to post a random gif but do not want to upset ELI. Again.


"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

stupid sexy flanders.

[ANC]

Aw man.

I want to post a random gif but do not want to upset ELI. Again.


"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

"Nothing at all"

stupid sexy flanders.

:clap::lol::lol::clap:

[ANC]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/thumb/9/9a/John.gif/200px-John.gif

[Baby DEW Year]

Hi Buddays....

I'm Working all day, Fa la la la

'cuz I'm not gay, Fa la la la

and before I forget, Fa la la la

Happy Hump Day! La la la la :bye:

[KnoxHarrington]

Heya buddays!

[wallyballz]

Hi Buddays....

I'm Working all day, Fa la la la

'cuz I'm not gay, Fa la la la

and before I forget, Fa la la la

Happy Hump Day! La la la la :bye:


And a happy hump day to you as well sir

[biggestmexi]

Hi Buddays....

I'm Working@home all day, Fa la la la

'cuz I'm so gay, Fa la la la

and before I forget, Fa la la la

Happy Harrumph Day! La la la la :bye:

:huh:

And a happy hump day to you as well sir

Dont fall for his gimmicks.

[drjoek]

Vanlose Stairway Van Morrison Please

[biggestmexi]

Vanlose Stairway Van Morrison Please

nope, already played morrison. twice

[Edwin]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/thumb/9/9a/John.gif/200px-John.gif

My boss Roscoe wouldn't allow me to call off from the steel mill today.

[biggestmexi]

what a great bunch of tags......ya fags...

[ANC]

My boss Roscoe wouldn't allow me to call off from the steel mill today.

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

[Freakshow]

My boss Roscoe wouldn't allow me to call off from the steel mill today.

Did you let Bruce and Julian know?

[hexy68]

hey there buddays :bye:

Thank God...it's a girl!!! :clap:

[EliSnow]

Thank God...it's a girl!!! :clap:

Be careful! Don't scare her away.

[biggestmexi]

hey there buddays :bye:

YEAH a girl thing.http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/shh543/GIF/dm00.gif

REMOVE THE TAGS.

mexi posting from home
Seriously? http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/shh543/GIF/dm04.gif

[JimmieHats]

:bye:

[ANC]

hey there buddays :bye:

A girl? Quick what do we do? what do we do?

(tips hat) Ma'am.

[nate1000]

I'd be willing to tuck for the day, if you guys would feel more comfortable.

Someone cue Goodbye Horses.

[disneyspy]

A girl? Quick what do we do? what do we do?

(tips hat) Ma'am.


we just put our clothes on and act like its not call in _ _ _ day

[MisterSmith]

My boss Roscoe wouldn't allow me to call off from the steel mill today.

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"

:lol:

***Edited - by the way, nice quote Edwin! :clap:

And I was able to find the actual scene online:

***Re-Edit - and I think the embedded vid broke the board, so here is a link instead (http://www.hulu.com/watch/30926/the-simpsons-gay-steel-mill).

[biggestmexi]

http://www.inquisitr.com/11059/elizabeth-frisinger-lost-her-virginity-and-texted-her-dad/

[Edwin]

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"

:lol:

***Edited - by the way, nice quote Edwin! :clap:

And I was able to find the actual scene online:

***Re-Edit - and I think the embedded vid broke the board, so here is a link instead (http://www.hulu.com/watch/30926/the-simpsons-gay-steel-mill).

You sir just made my day. When that C&C Music Factory hits, I roll every time. Good work!

[barjockey]

Fez from home does that mean we get a little skippy show?

http://ac4.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/7de6259bbe14bbfe

[MisterSmith]

http://www.inquisitr.com/11059/elizabeth-frisinger-lost-her-virginity-and-texted-her-dad/

Oof! :lol:

"Class trip is over."

[barjockey]

Stevie Wonders "Superwoman"

[Misteriosa]

showtime buddies!! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/dancing_cow.gif

[biggestmexi]

Oof! :lol:

"Class trip is over."

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/at-first-i-was-like.jpg

[EliSnow]

Today's song is "Shuffle Your Feet" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

[drjoek]

Shuffle Your Feet by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club -

[OGC]

That was quick Eli !


Afternoon buddies :bye:

[biggestmexi]

showtime buddies!! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/dancing_cow.gif

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/shh543/GIF/dm15.gif

Fez?

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/warriors-dj-1.jpg

[PD]

showtime buddies!! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/dancing_cow.gif

Is that Epo dancing?

[Dougie Brootal]

hiya buddays! no work to do today. no work to do any day these days.

[biggestmexi]

ha no fez!

[OGC]

Fez is running late to make a statement on this special day .

[midwestjeff]

Hi kids.

[barjockey]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/shh543/GIF/dm15.gif

Fez?

http://www.eradain.com/alec/dancing_gir.gif

[drjoek]

"running late"??

[yojimbo7248]

perfect day for Fez to admit he has feet. "running late"

[angelinad128]

Fez is just running late...

[disneyspy]

ha no fez!

im shocked!people will talk now

[IMSlacker]

And that little kid's name is epo.

[MisterSmith]

dancing_gir.gif


Careful, Eli is going to yell at you. :tongue:

[OGC]

$6.50 for a hot dog and coke. that seems fairly cheap.

Just what the Yankees need , another expensive free agent who doesn't really want to play there.

[JimmieHats]

Hope he loses 20 games a year :bye:

[KnoxHarrington]

That "heart" was because he wanted a new contract, Dave.

How did Kevin Brown do after his big contract?

[biggestmexi]

Think they have the OnA audio pulled yet?

[Hottub]

He's just running a little late, people. Knock it off.

[EliSnow]

The wiretap that was released had the governor saying "fuck him" about Obama because all Obama was offering for his candidate for the senator was his "appreciation."

[epo]

And that little kid's name is epo.

ESD can blow me. Maybe the Yankees could build a minor league system like the rest of the planet.

[Freakshow]

He's just running a little late, people. Knock it off.

I'd wager money he shows up at some point in the studio...

[IamFogHat]

Oh hai, buddays.

[drjoek]

He spent a 1/2 year in Milwaukee BOO HOO little kids

[ANC]

I'd wager money he shows up at some point in the studio...

I wager he calls in to run with the bit..

[Freakshow]

ESD can blow me. Maybe the Yankees could build a minor league system like the rest of the planet.

the yankees do have a minor league system. It's the Royals, the Rangers, the Mariners, the Brewers, the Twins...

[yojimbo7248]

I feel the same thing that the caller is picking up on - today's show will be the best ever. A very special Ron and Fez show today.

[biggestmexi]

I wager he calls in to run with the bit..
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/congratulations-you-just-beat-two-trees.jpg

[PD]

All of the comedians are gonna miss Bush as president.

[ANC]

I feel the same thing that the caller is picking up on - today's show will be the best ever. A very special Ron and Fez dot coooooooom.

Fixed!

[PD]

I feel the same thing that the caller is picking up on - today's show will be the best ever. A very special Ron and Fez show today.

a very special Ron and Dave show today...

[JimmieHats]

the yankees do have a minor league system. It's the Royals, the Rangers, the Mariners, the Brewers, the Twins...

ding.

[hexy68]

CC pitched well vs. the Phillies in the playoffs....oopps!! :ohmy:

...waste of 140 mill...Mets tried to buy a title by signing Santana...dosen't work

[midwestjeff]

ESD can blow me. Maybe the Yankees could build a minor league system like the rest of the planet.

Thank God.

Next year the NL Central can go back to normal.

Goodbye Brewers. :bye:

[PD]

spend money to make money?
if you spend other people's money, of course you will make money.

[KnoxHarrington]

Bravo Ronnie! The whole "religious right" crap has been the biggest carney act ever.

:clap:

[PD]

CC pitched well vs. the Phillies in the playoffs....oopps!! :ohmy:

...waste of 140 mill...Mets tried to buy a title by signing Santana...dosen't work

no, mets needed way more - and actually made a trade.

but yes, it didn't work

:wallbash:

[yojimbo7248]

"the Yankees affect New York's economy" - I love that Dave will throw out crap even though it is 100% not true.

[barjockey]

I love ESD stats based on nothing. Yanks are gonna sign Lowe next.

[OGC]

Bullshit alert Bullshit alert, East Side Dave is talking out of his ass.

[biggestmexi]

Bravo Ronnie! The whole "religious right" crap has been the biggest carney act ever.

:clap:

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gdhatesigns.jpg

[PD]

according to Yahoo sports,

The deal, according to a source close to negotiations, gives Sabathia the right to opt out of the contract after the first three years, by which time he will have been paid $69 million. Sabathia appreciated the clause because it satisfied concerns he had about living in New York and the impact it might have on his wife and three children.

[KnoxHarrington]

"the Yankees affect New York's economy" - I love that Dave will throw out crap even though it is 100% not true.

Yeah, hasn't that line of thinking been debunked multiple times?

[midwestjeff]

I hate the Yankees, but they aren't stealing talent.

[epo]

spend money to make money?
if you spend other people's money, of course you will make money.

It must be nice for the Yankees to have a giant revenue strean AND have the state of NY giving them money.

Fuck them.

[ANC]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gdhatesigns.jpg

I hate Signs too. Such poorly written film.

[biggestmexi]

How far is this Chelsea place from the studios?

Im just wondering how fast fezzie can get in today.

[KnoxHarrington]

This country needs Senator Ronnie B!

[biggestmexi]

I hate Signs too. Such poorly written film.

You have things in common with God.

[RhinoinMN]

I hate the Yankees, but they aren't stealing talent.

Its more like plucking.

[ANC]

How far is this Chelsea place from the studios?

Im just wondering how fast fezzie can get in today.

'bout 50 blocks....

[Hottub]

If Guy Guyerson said it, I'd believe it.

[biggestmexi]

I wonder when "lenny" is going to call from home.

Maybe hes turkey trotting with fez.

[epo]

the yankees do have a minor league system. It's the Royals, the Rangers, the Mariners, the Brewers, the Twins...

You mean teams that compete for playoff spots?

[OGC]

according to Yahoo sports,

that would be an amazing clause if it is actually in the contract

[RhinoinMN]

If Guy Guyerson said it, I'd believe it.

Miss Frank Frankerton.

[EliSnow]

How far is this Chelsea place from the studios?

Im just wondering how fast fezzie can get in today.

About two miles through NYC traffic, so about an hour.

[biggestmexi]

HA!!

[Boogie in Va]

Fez taking a personal day. Guess he really does have new feet.

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mutley-ani1.gif fezzie's taking a personal day

[drusilla]

go fez!

[RhinoinMN]

You mean teams that compete for playoff spots?

Teams that have excellent talent scouts and farm systems.

[yojimbo7248]

Fez sounds like he is reporting the Hindenburg disaster.

[disneyspy]

me and fez,at home,its a good day to stay in

[ANC]

I wager he calls in to run with the bit..

FTW

[biggestmexi]

Fez,

"Busy, Busy, Busy."

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/i-dunno-lol.jpg

[OGC]

So Fez is just calling in Fez today :clap:

[Boogie in Va]

He will be going shoe shopping today.

[EliSnow]

He's just running a little late, people. Knock it off.

Um, Tub. Something to say?

[PD]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mutley-ani1.gif fezzie's taking a personal day

:laugh:

[biggestmexi]

"It makes you Fez."

[MisterSmith]

Fez is just going to spend time hanging out with his friends today...

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3499/ewoks1awh8.jpg

[midwestjeff]

Their belts match their shoes.

[Da Fish]

Fez is just going to spend time hanging out with his friends today...

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3499/ewoks1awh8.jpg

:clap:Thats awesome

[ANC]

Fez is working:

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/DEJAVU.png

[Hottub]

Um, Tub. Something to say?

Shhhh.

[Edwin]

Fez's call was classic. Busy, busy, busy!

[Boogie in Va]

Fez is working:

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/DEJAVU.png


:lol: :lol:

[epo]

Teams that have excellent talent scouts and farm systems.

Why spend money on talent scouts and farm systems? The state of NY doesn't give them money for that too.

[biggestmexi]

Fez is working:

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/DEJAVU.png

http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/stripper_fez.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

Aww, look at the right wingers thinking this will actually hurt Obama. Bless their hearts.

[angelinad128]

Fez is working:

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/DEJAVU.png

:clap:

[KingGeno]

CC pitched well vs. the Phillies in the playoffs....oopps!! :ohmy:

...waste of 140 mill...Mets tried to buy a title by signing Santana...dosen't work

Boo him and he crumbles.


OF COURSE EVERYONE IN MY OFFICE WANTS TO TALK TO ME AS SOON AS "Let's get down to it, boppers!" occurs.

What I miss? Fez there?

[EliSnow]

What did Joe The Plumber say?

[midwestjeff]

Why spend money on talent scouts and farm systems? The state of NY doesn't give them money for that too.

C.C. Sabathia came up through the Brewers farm system?

Who knew?

[ToiletCrusher]

I almost let people at work think I had a pair of feet. I just got in but was supposed to be in at 9am and I didn't call to let them know I was running late.

[disneyspy]

hmmm,george w is workin from home today

[razorboy]

Shut up, Earl.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey,Hey,Hey Fellas!!

Just hanging it out at home today. My Girlfriend just bought me the new Bette Midler album. I'm gonna listen to that and maybe do a little picture framing.

:wink:

[yojimbo7248]

Aww, look at the right wingers thinking this will actually hurt Obama. Bless their hearts.

They also think that Obama is secretly a foreign citizen. Can't wait to see what they will come up with next.

[biggestmexi]

"Making sure the phones are on" - Dave.

[hexy68]

What I miss? Fez there?

he called in...taking a P Day :laugh:

[disneyspy]

what would paulo do?
and what the fuck is THAT about?

[ANC]

Im still waiting for Tubs haircut picture

Sorry so late Doc:

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/Tub_CornRows.png

[biggestmexi]

Hey,Hey,Hey Fellas!!

Just hanging it out at home today. My Girlfriend just bought me the new Bette Midler album. I'm gonna listen to that and maybe do a little picture framing.

:wink:

You did not have to tell us you were home.:happy:

[Furtherman]

Jesus didn't write anything because a son of god never existed. Look up HORUS for where that myth came from.

[Baby DEW Year]

Hey,Hey,Hey Fellas!!

Just hanging it out at home today. My "Girlfriend" just bought me the new Bette Midler album. I'm gonna listen to that and maybe do a little picture framing.

:wink:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/wow4ever1212/lolcats41.jpg

[ANC]

What did Joe The Plumber say?

"Well here's your problem..."

[RAAMONE]

checkin in for a second...what up guys

[angelinad128]

Dave "maybe I'm better than a perfectionist" lol

[biggestmexi]

Sorry so late Doc:

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/Tub_CornRows.png

Lies.

I think this was an accidental PM.
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/Sorry_Babe.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

Dave is making the move for Fez's position today. He is in Fez's seat, slamming on his fragile emotional state, and playing up his redheard retard character with this Santa Claus spiel.

[IMSlacker]

Santa lives up at the North Pole, because it is Christmassy all year long up there.

[epo]

C.C. Sabathia came up through the Brewers farm system?

Who knew?

Or the Brewers used their superior farm system to trade 3 prospects for Sabathia, rather than bringing a big bag of cash to the table.

Just for that, I hope Albert Pujols is finally caught for steriods.

[OGC]

I hate Santa Claus. That motherfucker eats my cookies every Christmas Eve.

[KingGeno]

Speaking about Santa Clause....Why the hell is he in this picture that some newspaper published? he has nothing to do with the nativity.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/Picture1.jpg

[FunkyDrummer]

he called in...taking a P Day :laugh:

Don't you mean C Day? :wink:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/wow4ever1212/lolcats41.jpg

I'm so glad someone else knew about Bette Midler's new album release.

[midwestjeff]

How cute.

That guy is raising a little mass murderer.

[EliSnow]

Jesus didn't write anything because a son of god never existed. Look up HORUS for where that myth came from.

He may have existed and wrote something and still not have been the son of god.

[ToiletCrusher]

santa made me a shiny new donkey!

[ANC]

I had to be a Santa Claus this past Saturday. All day the kids were asking me all these questions. and I had to tapdance the answers. One kid asked if the elves have a union. That was funny as hell.

[KnoxHarrington]

Please tell me the rest of the show won't be Dave being idiotic.

[biggestmexi]

Speaking about Santa Clause....Why the hell is he in this picture that some newspaper published? he has nothing to do with the nativity.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/Picture1.jpg

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/Healing_Spirit/Motivational%20posters%20and%20funny%20things/austrailia.jpg

[angelinad128]

Speaking about Santa Clause....Why the hell is he in this picture that some newspaper published? he has nothing to do with the nativity.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/Picture1.jpg

Blasphemy!! :furious:

[drjoek]

Please tell me the rest of the show won't be Dave being idiotic.

Is there an alternative?

[midwestjeff]

Or the Brewers used their superior farm system to trade 3 prospects for Sabathia, rather than bringing a big bag of cash to the table.

Just for that, I hope Albert Pujols is finally caught for steriods.

They should have brought cash, it's obviously what he wanted.

And if your hope for Albert being popped is anything like your hope of the Brewers winning the Series last year then I have nothing to worry about. It too, will go unfulfilled.

[KingGeno]

I just squeezed my hands together, mexi. Thanks. .......

[JimmieHats]

"Well here's your problem..."

:laugh:

[barjockey]

http://ac4.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/49c94ec048795e92

[hexy68]

Jesus didn't write anything because a son of god never existed.

then how do you explain all these chairs with backs that we sit on? :wacko:

[skyscraper]

dr seuss never had kids either.

[ANC]

Santa Claus is a Vampire? I thought God Hates Fangs?

[ToiletCrusher]

I had to be a Santa Claus this past Saturday. All day the kids were asking me all these questions. and I had to tapdance the answers. One kid asked if the elves have a union. That was funny as hell.

we all know that the unions killed the gifts industry just like its killing the auto industry. You should have told them that story about the greedy little elves and their little sausage fingers trying to get more money from the jolly ol' fat man






i kind of went off there. sorry about that

[ANC]

:laugh:

phew.. thanks.

[Furtherman]

He may have existed and wrote something and still not have been the son of god.

There were a lot of guys claiming to be a son of god in those days, one of them may have even been named jesus, but the jesus myth was perpetuated by Paul's followers and taken - almost verbatim - by the story of the Egyptian god Horus. That myth just had a better public relations strategy at the Council of Nicaea in 325 and beat out the other religions competing for Constantine's blessing. The Jesus myth had enjoyed god status since then.

[ANC]

Is Jerry Seinfeld updating the PAD Data??

[yojimbo7248]

Thank you, Dave, for not going along with that stupid, hayseed " ... says what". That just made me want Dave to officially become Ron's partner.

[drjoek]

Thank you, Dave, for not going along with that stupid, hayseed " ... says what". That just made me want Dave to officially become Ron's partner.

:banning:

[ANC]

"Do you remember, the 21st of Feztember..."
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f321/ncdeafwolf/dancing-smiley.gif

[razorboy]

The callers today are worse than usual, which I thought was impossible.

[EliSnow]

Speaking about Santa Clause....Why the hell is he in this picture that some newspaper published? he has nothing to do with the nativity.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/Picture1.jpg

I don't think it's supposed to be a presentation of the Nativity, but rather an artistic prestentation that Santa Claus serves Christ.

Obviously, the picture is presented to be a rebuke that Santa Clause is a pagan thing and is not part of the christian Christmas idea.

[Furtherman]

And besides, THAT Santa Claus in the nativity is the one Coca Cola invented!

[sailor]

never heard of elf on a shelf before this year, but it's supposedly huge.

[midwestjeff]

Is Jerry Seinfeld updating the PAD Data??

:lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

67 sounds nice. more like 29 and some snow flurries

[biggestmexi]

Is Jerry Seinfeld updating the PAD Data??

I get it.

Also 40 is really cold?

It is now 20 here. BLAZING!:furious:

[MisterSmith]

Thank you, Dave, for not going along with that stupid, hayseed " ... says what". That just made me want Dave to officially become Ron's partner.

Fez is the one that might be gay, not Ron.

[skyscraper]

here's the elf on the shelf page:
http://www.elfontheshelf.com/#/home

[drjoek]

I just googled elf on the shelf and the narrator sounds like ESD

http://www.elfontheshelf.com/#/home

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm annoyed by actresses who state in no uncertain terms that they will not do nudity. It makes it clear that they value image over quality of roles.

[yojimbo7248]

"SATAN" and "SANTA"...yes, I remember the Church Lady about a decade ago

[GvacMobile]

I've got to re-watch Sophie's Choice

[KingGeno]

It's funny how people toss that philly santa/snowball thing out there to "bother people from philly". We did the fuckin' thing, why would that bother us?

Plus he deserved it.

[PD]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/315_santa_jesus.gif

[MisterSmith]

You have got to be kidding me. They just used info from Ernest Saves Christmas. :wallbash:

[schabadoo]

I'm annoyed by actresses who state in no uncertain terms that they will not do nudity. It makes it clear that they value image over quality of roles.

Yes, all serious actors must get naked.

Laurence Olivier was a puss...

[yojimbo7248]

jeez, is there some special Verizon long distance rate from backwoods Georgia to Manhattan that is making the hayseeds call in today?

[Friday]

did Fez call in gay today??

[MisterSmith]

Hey, I think that is Badinia! :clap:

[KnoxHarrington]

It's funny how people toss that philly santa/snowball thing out there to "bother people from philly". We did the fuckin' thing, why would that bother us?

Plus he deserved it.

Wasn't the Santa they threw batteries at just some dirtbag they threw a cheapass Santa suit on?

[schabadoo]

I've got to re-watch Sophie's Choice

What british actress were they talking about?

[KingGeno]

ugh.

[MisterSmith]

did Fez call in gay today??

No, all of the gays called in "Fez" today.

[KnoxHarrington]

Worst recorded song ever.

[angelinad128]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/315_santa_jesus.gif

lol, i showed my kid that episode to hear cartman's song and now she watches it over and over "her name is rio" :laugh:

[yojimbo7248]

Is this Sheepy singing?

[disneyspy]

jeez, is there some special Verizon long distance rate from backwoods Georgia to Manhattan that is making the hayseeds call in today?

its easton pa,and they pay the same rate as the rest of is

[biggestmexi]

Karaoke bar version?

[drjoek]

Ugh

[mikeyboy]

No, all of the gays called in "Fez" today.

Yep. Virginia from Portland = Badinia

[KnoxHarrington]

This might be a good song if the fucking vocals were intelligible.

[biggestmexi]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d131/smalltowntx/Motivational/Women/personality.jpg

her.

[KingGeno]

Wasn't the Santa they threw batteries at just some dirtbag they threw a cheapass Santa suit on?

Yup.

A crowd of 54,535 showed in a snowstorm that Dec. 15 day at Franklin Field to watch the last-place Eagles finished off a 2-12 season with a loss to Minnesota.

The book says that team owner Jerry Wolman had "dismantled a strong, proud franchise" and hired Joe Kuharich as coach and general manager. Kuharich, who inspired the "Joe Must Go" slogan, traded Hall of Fame quarterback Sonny Jurgensen to Washington for Norm Snead.

At halftime, there was supposed to be a Christmas pageant. Then there was too much snow and muck for a float to parade around the field. Instead, according to the book, a 19-year-old fan wearing a Santa suit and fake beard in the stands was recruited to jog onto the field between two columns of cheerleaders.

The authors don't deny boos were heard and that snowballs were tossed. Are they saying Santa had it coming?

"Santa had it coming for a different reason actually," says Macnow. "Santa was a surrogate that day for Joe Kuharich and Jerry Wolman and Norm Snead. The poor kid just happened to be representing the frustrations."

[hexy68]

is she singing in a cave?

[Boogie in Va]

I have a mp3 about santa that is very funny. Is there anywhere on this site I can upload it??

[Servo]

Hey buddies... I hate tuning in late. Looks like I missed a nice BRMC opener. :furious:

[KingGeno]

Count Chocula = Tossed Salad 2008?

[skyscraper]

Yup.

my father in law as at this game and substantiates that the guy deserved it.

[disneyspy]

i liked it badina,not many us have guts to try,i cant sing less im drunk

[MisterSmith]

Why the hell are we listening to the syllabus from an Intro to Christianity class?

[KnoxHarrington]

Wow, this caller is a really fun guy

[Furtherman]

Ron is right. Caller is wrong.

[schabadoo]

Oh good, the 'Jesus was real' debate.

Did they find any photos yet?

[RhinoinMN]

i liked it badina,not many us have guts to try,i cant sing less im drunk

Yep. I won't sing unless I am drunk, and I still can't.

[epo]

I miss Soundboard Ron Diaz.

[drjoek]

Ron sound a little pissed about Fez being out to anyone else?

[KingGeno]

These callers should catch Ass Mites in their mouths.

[KennethC]

Dearest Virginia from Portland,

I trust the lyrics of your song were hilarious, but the vocal sounded like it was recorded via FBI wiretap.

[disneyspy]

I miss Soundboard Ron Diaz.

what is this?is it in the library?