I love the onion

[TjM]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/staten_island_historians_piece

[Slumbag]

Dude.

The fact that they got Peanut the Kidnapper as one of ODB alias' is one of the greatest things I have ever read. No on EVER remembers that handle.

Next time you're on the Onion, type in Herbert Kornfeld in the search engine. That shit is so fucking funny, we used to get high and miss school, and sit in the car and read it. It's about a dude who works in an office. I suggest West-Wing Tech-Support Crew Be A Buncha Wack Bitches .



EDIT: Looks like they gave ol' Herbert K his own website.
http://www.midstateoffice.com/

[LaBoob]

Love the Onion...

Love Our Dumb World... they just cut every country down to being only as good as its best export, be it bananas, AIDS, or baseball players... So hysterical.

[Rob roccoli]

The Onion is the best! My favorite is "Luftwaffles breakfast chain offers delicious breakfast and overwhelming air superiority." Marzi-panzershrek. Fucking hilarious.

[Rob roccoli]

Dude.

The fact that they got Peanut the Kidnapper as one of ODB alias' is one of the greatest things I have ever read. No on EVER remembers that handle.

Next time you're on the Onion, type in Herbert Kornfeld in the search engine. That shit is so fucking funny, we used to get high and miss school, and sit in the car and read it. It's about a dude who works in an office. I suggest West-Wing Tech-Support Crew Be A Buncha Wack Bitches .



EDIT: Looks like they gave ol' Herbert K his own website.
http://www.midstateoffice.com/

I love HK because he looks suspiciously like someone who would try to take over the world.

[jonyrotn]

I ran "King Hippo's Bandaid" in the serch engine 8 different ways including, "Hello, I'm Julie, your cruise director" and guess what..
Nothin! Not a single fuckin hit..
Figures, he's probably from Jersey anyway.. :wink:

[Furtherman]

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