Ron can not go a day without mentioning...

[Freakshow]

Hoagies
Marcus Hook
Four Winds

[biggestmexi]

Hoagies
Marcus Hook
Four Winds

Fez
Earl
Dave.

And

866-Ron-0-Fez.

[reillyluck]

my staff is a bunch of morons.

[ToiletCrusher]

baby meat sandwiches

[Dougie Brootal]

Bestchester
The Midway

[Boogie in Va]

I'm starving. Do we have any _______________ ?

[biggestmexi]

JEW-york Times

You know. If ron reads this or Fez. He will only do these things One time a day thing

[ToiletCrusher]

Dave's filthy clothing.

[PerryWinkle]

carnies and rubes

[toolshed]

Homestar Runner

[Freakshow]

carnies and rubes

Ham 'n' Eggers.

[biggestmexi]

Ham 'n' Eggers.

Fuckin' Starvin.

[ToiletCrusher]

earl walking slowly

[foodcourtdruide]

The way the city of Philadelphia treated Mike Schmidt.

[Freakshow]

Ron Bennington's Line of the Day thread on Wackbag...

[NewYorkDragons80]

This fuckin country...

[toolshed]

ichiban

[Judge Smails]

what the worst thing that you can ever call a man is.

[NewYorkDragons80]

It doesn't even make sense!

[Tallman388]

straphangers

[drjoek]

"in the ahs"

[drjoek]

dont make ya bad person
Well I got 2 radios shows

[Dougie Brootal]

hayseeds.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Two things I've started using to better emphasize statements

1. "I'll tell ya this" when I'm about to make a sarcastic joke
2. I use "DO NOT" and "CAN NOT" instead of don't and can't.

[hexy68]

yea...what drjoek said....2 radio shows

[NewYorkDragons80]

Caller: How you doin buddays?
Ron: None of your fuckin business

[Judge Smails]

thank god this is an XL station

[Sue_Bender]

His adge.

[drjoek]

His adge.

"Agita"

[Sue_Bender]

"Agita"

Thanks, Doc.

I knew SOMEONE would correct me.


I'm still waiting for my soft spot to harden so I can go outside and play dodgeball with the older kids.

[Freakshow]

a buck three-eighty.

[patrick187]

1980 Phillys, The movie Real Genius, Contempt for mid-westrners, $3,700 and Gina Gershon

:thumbup:

[Freakshow]

brain bugs.

[KingModem]

"I'm tellin' ya right now...."

[ozzie]

Chichester High

[jimcfan]

Mollies cupcakes.

[oh_kee_pa]

buck three eighty...

at the same time I would kill for a Tommy though

[scottinnj]

The greatness of RonFez.net


I'm telling you all,

THE MAN CAN DO NO WRONG! Thank you Mr. B!

[robot artist]

Gay is the absolute worst thing you can call a man.

And god knows Ron is right, because God Hates Fags, as we all know.

[johnniewalker]

crazy pussy

[Tenbatsuzen]

rails of blow.

[MacVittie]

Dave's Jewish Baby

[Voreskin]

how some chick looks "fantastic" on paltalk

[cps]

the red hot Atlanta Hawks.

[ruggedo]

Fez

or

Hunger

[Heather 8]

Chi-CAH-go!

[heymotherkisser]

i love hoagies.

[barjockey]

i love hoagies.

HUNKS

[BlackSpider]

The time he saw Crazed smoking in a store,
and he was like "what the fuck, you can't smoke in a store"
Then he realized it was a cigar store...

[barjockey]

Boppers

[MacVittie]

Scrapple.

[angry gary]

when a caller says,"how ya doing?"

ron will reply," none of your fuckin' business"

[FezsAssistant]

what a badass he is for having substance abuse problems in the past, but anyone who does it now is a lightweight and 'can't maintain'.

[meanmrbill]

Enthusiastic Caller: How's it goin' guys!?
Deadpan Ron: yeah.

Classic

[Fez4PrezN2008]

What's the matter... /big man?/ Fez? /Big Girl? /Grandma?

[FunkyDrummer]

http://alexwilliams.org/images/koolweb.jpg

[NewYorkDragons80]

http://alexwilliams.org/images/koolweb.jpg

I use that in professional settings and it still gets a laugh.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Crazy talk

Big big way

[PanterA]

fuckin...

[tileslinger]

Get some ... For your self.

[Freakshow]

Caller: Thanks for taking my call
Ron: Thanks for making me feel like i'm on AM radio...

[ibanez23]

cigars

[WillfulBoy]

Doing rails....

Can't say I blame him.

[WillfulBoy]

what a badass he is for having substance abuse problems in the past, but anyone who does it now is a lightweight and 'can't maintain'.

I think he's referring to anyone who whines about it when he says they "can't maintain".

[Landblast]

that hockey is not a real sport.

[Burgundy9]

...Earl MOVE!

[instrument]

Giving a black guy in a restroom two bucks.

[ozzie]

Steve Carlton

[jennysmurf]

I need to compile these posts into a list titled, "What makes me love Ron Bennington." Every single one pure gold.:wub:

[peashode]

Who cares, you gaylords? Ronnie B makes all of our lives better so if he wants to mention his favorite Hanson song I'm all for it.

[A.J.]

His chick.

[Reynolds]

Interrupting someone on the show's crazy talk with "866 Ron 0 Fez".

Uncomfortable.

Napalm Grandma

[Reynolds]

"Can you go one fucking day without mentioning"

[landarch]

Two things I've started using to better emphasize statements

1. "I'll tell ya this" when I'm about to make a sarcastic joke
2. I use "DO NOT" and "CAN NOT" instead of don't and can't.


Mine is "for yourself" Like:

Go get a nice bagel for yourself

or

I'm gonna go have a cigarette for myself

edit: should have read the whole thread before writing dplicate responses.................

[Reephdweller]

None of these are criticisms in any way...if anything, whatever Ronnie says is pure gospel in my eyes...

Talking about doing a bindle

This may very well be his last show

He is a hero....cue the music

He looks like a million bucks

[NewYorkDragons80]

His chick.

I've called my gfs "chicks" for years now thanks to Ronnie B

[disneyspy]

I've called my gfs "chicks" for years now thanks to Ronnie B

ha,thank you,me too

[jimmyolsenblues]

866-ron-0-fez

its such a crutch for the genius that ron bennington.....

ron should play both sides of every single interview and conversation.

[A.J.]

I've called my gfs "chicks" for years now thanks to Ronnie B

Ditto. Well, other peoples' anyway.

[itr]

Grape Nehi's

[toolshed]

Used to be Ani DiFranco. Miss that.

[Shane Peterson]

...how much ronfez.net is a hater board.

[jdlyga]

strong island
buddays
866ron0fez, 866ron0fez

[esdhater]

Htg

[MacVittie]

that Donnie Dumphy's chick Brenda is hot

[WampusCrandle]

Used to be Ani DiFranco. Miss that.

me too

[JAH1013]

bindles

[GregoryJoseph]

Moral conundrums.

[furie]

i can't remember a day without the NCAA student pay (or lack there of) issue being brought up.


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[Old Gravy Leg]

I miss Earl, when his producers F up something or needing a guest booking/tickets.

[JAH1013]

his therapist or being crazy. wait, did you say fez? nevermind