Dave Don't Get Clipped Yet!!

[LordJezo]

Holy shit.

Dave don't get clipped yet. What if this baby doesn't make it? I know it's morbid and terrible to think this way but there is the chance of a miscarriage or other disaster.

Wait until it's born. Don't ruin your chance to have a second child.

I am really worried about this. Say what you will about two kids this fast but you shouldn't take your chances with losing out this early.

[TjM]

:wallbash:

[Caseyelan]

Is this the first time I agree with Lord Jezo?

Why yes, I think it is!

[jauble]

Is this the first time I agree with Lord Jezo?

Why yes, I think it is!

I feel like Im staring at the end of the universe.

[foodcourtdruide]

Holy shit.

Dave don't get clipped yet. What if this baby doesn't make it? I know it's morbid and terrible to think this way but there is the chance of a miscarriage or other disaster.

Wait until it's born. Don't ruin your chance to have a second child.

I am really worried about this. Say what you will about two kids this fast but you shouldn't take your chances with losing out this early.

Don't worry about it man. Dave and Casey are grown-ups and can make their own decisions.

[Furtherman]

I feel like Im staring at the end of the universe.

:lol::lol:

[deliciousV]

just make a Dave jackcicle as a fallback position then snip snip, I got done a long time ago and everything works fine. We had our two, one of each, no regrets. Besides, isn't it a mans right to choose what to do with his body? If he wants to kill off his swimmers its his choice.

[KC2OSO]

Dave is unclipped? huh

[blacknoi]

I seriously thought this thread was about dave's beard getting shaved off.

[toolshed]

Its a work.

Dave won't stop till he has enough kids to field a decent wiffleball game.

[~Katja~]

If they both decide for this procedure keep in mind that it is reversible for a man yet not for a woman.

Though I am sure there are still plenty of other options out there...but we don't get to make choices for other people.

So whatever they decide will be ultimately up to them and our opinions have no real place in it.

[instrument]

Uncle benjy got clipped after chasing some girls down by the fence.

[wkj]

Mistake...use the pill stupid. You still need .4 more children to meet the national average.

[~Katja~]

Mistake...use the pill stupid. You still need .4 more children to meet the national average.

you are the stupid one here.
Not all women can take a pill and even if they do, it still is not a 100% sure thing. Neither are condoms, the sponge, the IUD, hormonal implants, BC shots and everything else out there.
Many kids are conceived while a woman is on the pill.

Thankfully there are men like Dave who are not putting all the responsibility on the woman.

[toolshed]

Rhythm method. 100% effective.

[ToiletCrusher]

you are the stupid one here.
Not all women can take a pill and even if they do, it still is not a 100% sure thing. Neither are condoms, the sponge, the IUD, hormonal implants, BC shots and everything else out there.
Many kids are conceived while a woman is on the pill.

Thankfully there are men like Dave who are not putting all the responsibility on the woman.



Oh Fez!!!! :laugh:


But i do agree with you!

[JerseyRich]

Is this the first time I agree with Lord Jezo?

Why yes, I think it is!

Just to get off topic...How horrified were you this morning? Did you wash Julianna's eyes out?

[Contra]

[sarcasm]maybe Casey should just get her uterus removed![sarcasm

[JerseyRich]

[sarcasm]maybe Casey should just get her uterus removed![sarcasm

You should have your hands removed for typing that awful joke.

[Heather 8]

If they both decide for this procedure keep in mind that it is reversible for a man yet not for a woman.


Actually it can be reversible for a woman, as my doctor told me before I had it done, but the success rate of reversal is much lower than that of a vasectomy reversal.

And holy fuck, the creepiness of Jezo never ends.

[Caseyelan]

Just to get off topic...How horrified were you this morning? Did you wash Julianna's eyes out?

A. I knocked.

and

B. Dave doesn't realize how many times I have caught him jacking... at least 20.
What he also fails to notice, is how I walk away.... shaking my head.... looking at the floor.

[Contra]

Not a joke, sarcasm, there's a difference, I'd expect you to know.

[jauble]

A. I knocked.

and

B. Dave doesn't realize how many times I have caught him jacking... at least 20.
What he also fails to notice, is how I walk away.... shaking my head.... looking at the floor.

Casey you are a fantastic person. The B. portion of this post really made me laugh. Holiday best to you and the family.

[Contra]

Does he just not care? I mean I'm pretty good at keep my sessions on the DL.

[disneyspy]

Casey you are a fantastic person. The B. portion of this post really made me laugh. Holiday best to you and the family.

i felt embarassed for readin B.
my best holiday wishes too

[~Katja~]

A. I knocked.

and

B. Dave doesn't realize how many times I have caught him jacking... at least 20.
What he also fails to notice, is how I walk away.... shaking my head.... looking at the floor.

B. makes me wonder how many time Beanie really caught him.

[Pittsburgh]

I wonder what kind of quack agrees to perform a vasectomy on a young man with 1 and 1/3 children as a radio bit.

[cougarjake13]

I seriously thought this thread was about dave's beard getting shaved off.

thats what i thought

[scottinnj]

A. I knocked.

and

B. Dave doesn't realize how many times I have caught him jacking... at least 20.
What he also fails to notice, is how I walk away.... shaking my head.... looking at the floor.

Get ready for the two weeks post-vascectemy. It's WONDERFUL!!! You are told by the doctor to jack...as many times as possible, and if your dick gets too sore, wives are "encouraged" to help.

It's to clean out any little sperm that might have slipped by and are somehow still alive. You have to get tested twice after the surgery before you get the okay to bang without a bag on.

So masturbation is like the bestest homework assingment ever. And when you go to the testing, you get a cup, go into a room and everyone knows your jacking to porno mags and videos, and IT'S OKAY!

And the best part is, no more kids. I have three and thank God everyday for the skills He gave that urologist.

[Judge Smails]

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[Jujubees2]

Get ready for the two weeks post-vascectemy. It's WONDERFUL!!! You are told by the doctor to jack...as many times as possible, and if your dick gets too sore, wives are "encouraged" to help.

It's to clean out any little sperm that might have slipped by and are somehow still alive. You have to get tested twice after the surgery before you get the okay to bang without a bag on.

So masturbation is like the bestest homework assingment ever. And when you go to the testing, you get a cup, go into a room and everyone knows your jacking to porno mags and videos, and IT'S OKAY!

And the best part is, no more kids. I have three and thank God everyday for the skills He gave that urologist.


That was like when my wife was pregnant with our first and she went past her due date. The doctor said to have as much sex as possible since it may help induce labor. I was only too willing to fill that prescription! (and I knew that once the baby was born I wouldn't be getting any for a while)

[albo60s]

I had a vasectomy when I was 22, 35 years ago.
Dave, believe the stories about lingering pain, my nuts ached when the wife yanked on it. This lasted 3-5 years. Maybe it was in my mind, but the area was tender for a long time.
Gradually the discomfort went away.
Also your balls will swell up like grapefruit for a few days.
You'll look like a birthday baloon from ChuckE Cheeses. Only there will be 2 down there & the little nub where they tie off the ballon will be your dick.
I am NOT making this up. Your dick will look tiny, opening you up to all sorts of snide remarks from the wife.
We are childless after 35 years of marriage so the procedure did as advertised, kept us from getting pregnant.

[CaseyinOttawa]

anyone remember Dave's Power Hour? Ron landed a zinger about Dave's alcoholism affecting his sperm count. He couldn't impregnate ET after 150 'encounters of the irish kind'.

Oh ronnie, how wrong you were. It just too a fertile jew to end Dave's luck ;) all the love to the McDonald clan.

I'd say skip the vasectomy. Knife + balls = every single castration nightmare come true. Just up the Jameson's intake.