Skelly's single, have a video

[Skellington]

*blinks* Fuck it, my year long engagement has enough comedy gold to fill a book. I mean, who wouldn't want to stick with someone who believes Bill Clinton was assassinated, and 'they' conspired to cover it up and change history so he really wasn't, yet the only person that remembers this before 'they' changed history along with everyones minds is..... the man I was engaged to. That, the PTSD, the him waking up and screaming at me because he didn't know who I was, then not remembering he did that and telling me I was crazy, and other various scapes of 'whatthefuck' moments, including, but not limited to, telling me to get rid of my dog and drinking nightly while taking anti-depressants....... yeah, i've punched out. I would have done it sooner, but financially, i've been screwed by the 20k medical bill hanging over my head (i have paid off half so far, go me). So here I am, alone in Phoenix, with my two little dogs. I'm moving into a 1 bedroom apartment. I didn't get laid off from my job, and bonus, got a raise. So, i'll survive. My goal now is to get my debt paid off and move back to the east coast. Fuck Phoenix, I want my Mommie. Someone tell the lottery genie that I don't need to win the jackpot, I just want about 25k after taxes so I can move back home with a clean slate and a nestegg.

:wallbash:*breathes* :wallbash:

Anyhoo, have a video. It's very disturbing and gave me nightmares and has subliminal messages. And how.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a0b_1229476351

[Furtherman]

Sorry to hear that Skelly, but it seems to me you are doing the right thing. Good for you - hang in there and you'll be back here in no time.

[Dougie Brootal]

what a coincidence! my xchick just moved out! how do you like st marys county maryland? i live on the beach.... please?:down:

[Sheeplovr]

bill Clinton's assassination makes sense now that you bring it up

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Love sucks, even when it rocks.

That's my poignant contribution for now.

[instrument]

So wonderboy killed clinton

[Freakshow]

I am intrigued by his ideas and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.


If you do make it back east someday and want to hit up DuClaw--i'll buy you a beer.

[Skellington]

So wonderboy killed clinton

woah, blast from past.

[El Mudo]

what a coincidence! my xchick just moved out! how do you like st marys county maryland? i live on the beach.... please?:down:

Don't listen to him....there's nothing but inbreds there or "SMIBs" as they call them


On a more serious note, I hope everything works out for you skelly...you seem like a decent person for sticking around with your ex as long as you did. Hang in there, itll get better :)

[Gmann]

Sorry to hear about what happened Skelly.

Welcome back to the single life.

[Don Stugots]

move to NYC.

[Gmann]

By the way....
that fucking video is disturbing as hell.

[Skellington]

move to NYC.

I prefer to just visit. But if i move back to the east coast, chances are i'll be in VA or PA with my transfer if I get it. So, whee, visiting!

[BlackSpider]

I liked it...:thumbup:

[~Katja~]

I liked it...:thumbup:

you didn't read the thread though... just watched the video

[Don Stugots]

I prefer to just visit. But if i move back to the east coast, chances are i'll be in VA or PA with my transfer if I get it. So, whee, visiting!

come visit NYC.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Skelly, what part of the Valley are you in now?

[dino_electropolis]

*blinks* Fuck it, my year long engagement has enough comedy gold to fill a book. I mean, who wouldn't want to stick with someone who believes Bill Clinton was assassinated, and 'they' conspired to cover it up and change history so he really wasn't, yet the only person that remembers this before 'they' changed history along with everyones minds is..... the man I was engaged to. That, the PTSD, the him waking up and screaming at me because he didn't know who I was, then not remembering he did that and telling me I was crazy, and other various scapes of 'whatthefuck' moments, including, but not limited to, telling me to get rid of my dog and drinking nightly while taking anti-depressants....... yeah, i've punched out. I would have done it sooner, but financially, i've been screwed by the 20k medical bill hanging over my head (i have paid off half so far, go me). So here I am, alone in Phoenix, with my two little dogs. I'm moving into a 1 bedroom apartment. I didn't get laid off from my job, and bonus, got a raise. So, i'll survive. My goal now is to get my debt paid off and move back to the east coast. Fuck Phoenix, I want my Mommie. Someone tell the lottery genie that I don't need to win the jackpot, I just want about 25k after taxes so I can move back home with a clean slate and a nestegg.

:wallbash:*breathes* :wallbash:

Anyhoo, have a video. It's very disturbing and gave me nightmares and has subliminal messages. And how.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a0b_1229476351

i LOVE this video!

[keithy_19]

I'm not very bright, apparently. I don't get the corrolation between the video and the supposed assasination of Bill Clinton...

:help:

[Gvac]

I can't stop watching that video.

The guitar is a little out of tune, but still...

[razorboy]

Good luck Skell. That video is something else.

[A.J.]

Sorry things didn't work out Skelly. On the bright side, we have a board full of creeps who can be that rebound guy for you!

Take care and good luck.

[Gmann]

Id like to volunteer my services as Creep #1.

[cougarjake13]

glad that you didnt get laid off


everything will work out fine

[Puggle_kicker]

Im single in phoenix and I dont believe Clinton was assassinated. :smoke:

[thejives]

I'm sorry to hear about this, you're a very cool person and you don't deserve any of it.

You'll land on your feet Skellington. Keep the faith (and follow that instinct to get the fuck out of Phoenix).

[Skellington]

Skelly, what part of the Valley are you in now?

Dead Central Phoenix, basically Camelback and Central, right under the sweet cloud of smog. Every weekend I go to Jerome, Sedona or Globe to get out of the smog and breath.

[Skellington]

come visit NYC.

Next time I have $700 for r/t airfare, a dog sitter, and somewhere to stay, i'll come to NYC. For the 'real' italien food for starters. :p For right now, i'm still working on that whole 'winning the lottery' thing. I keep buying the damn powerball tickets, but i'm not winning. I'm not sure what i'm doing wrong..........:dry:

[Skellington]

I'm sorry to hear about this, you're a very cool person and you don't deserve any of it.

You'll land on your feet Skellington. Keep the faith (and follow that instinct to get the fuck out of Phoenix).

Thank you! Honestly, it's not about what i deserve or don't deserve. I just want a nice, permanent, stable relationship. I'm rather tired of running myself empty because I have a habit of dating people who aren't exactly in the same chapter of life as me....in this case, world. I tend to be the muse that fixes everyones lifes, then they move on from me, or I move on from them, then their lives are all better because apparently me putting my foot down and not putting up with their bullshit made them realize, oh shit, chickie was right. Although I enjoy my career and the music thing on the side, i'm sickly domestic with the cooking, baking and cleaning, and actually enjoy doing all those things (I have a diabetic recipe book that will be published next year!). And i'm ok with my dude going to strip joints or anywhere without me because I'd like to think that i'm meaningful enough in their life that I don't need to chaperone. I also enjoy my time out with gf's to do girly crap. It's the balance thing. *shrug*

getting the fuck out of phoenix is the top thing on my list. This place is rather scary, but i do love my job here and will be annoyed to go back to the gov't.

[Don Stugots]

Next time I have $700 for r/t airfare, a dog sitter, and somewhere to stay, i'll come to NYC. For the 'real' italien food for starters. :p For right now, i'm still working on that whole 'winning the lottery' thing. I keep buying the damn powerball tickets, but i'm not winning. I'm not sure what i'm doing wrong..........:dry:

all you have to do is pick what 6 numbers. come on now, what is the problem?

[instrument]

Anyone who starts a post with a big *blink* and is willing to put up with a psycho and wonderboy is my type os masochist.

[Freakshow]

Jermoe is pretty cool. Maynard from Tool supposedly had a winery close to there, in Cornville. We went and looked for it once when I was visiting my sister, but couldn't find it exactly.

[Contra]

So if anything you might move to PA, huh? Well hello there maybe future neighbor! I expect a signed copy of your cookbook. Good luck Skell.

[Skellington]

Jermoe is pretty cool. Maynard from Tool supposedly had a winery close to there, in Cornville. We went and looked for it once when I was visiting my sister, but couldn't find it exactly.

Not sure about the winery, but Asylum in Jerome carries his wines, as does The Recovery Room in Cottonwood. The descriptions of his wines on his site crack me up. Esp. for Anubis.

Apparent mr. man likes to hang out at Haunted Hamburger. I have yet to see this lol.

[Freitag]

Jerome is pretty cool.


Of course. He got to hold the mirror.

[A.J.]

Of course. He got to hold the mirror.

Oh well done Sir. :clap: